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dajad
12-28-2009, 12:59 AM
i want to know what kind of personality girls like the most. I haven't had any luck with girls because of my personality. so i'm curious what personality do they like. Be specfic. for example if you like the out going type explain what that means to you and why you like it. please try to list a lot. thanks!

Thumper
12-28-2009, 01:00 AM
the nice kind?

Rob S
12-28-2009, 01:02 AM
amount of reputation on SWDC is key to getting women.............unfortunately, your in the negatives. Thats why your not getting laid.

villagewarrior
12-28-2009, 01:05 AM
Girls enjoy a man who tells them exactly what to do. A man who comes home and says, "Honey, I'm home!" and follows that line up with "Where's my dinner, woman?" Also, girls enjoy being ignored, just because they ask you a question doesn't mean you have to answer. And remember, no almost always means yes.




I'm kidding.

Bosanac01
12-28-2009, 01:19 AM
women don't care about personality. They only care about how big your truck and ***** is.

TitanHope
12-28-2009, 01:26 AM
The vampiric type from what I've gathered.

zachsaints52
12-28-2009, 01:28 AM
Watch Jersey Shore and do whatever they do.

The Unseen
12-28-2009, 01:28 AM
Tell her that you're not sure if you being-for-itself can get beyond analyzing her as an object and apart of The Self; but that your authenticity frees you to, as pure nothingness, become a self-determined free being with choice, and that you choose her.

CashmoneyDrew
12-28-2009, 01:52 AM
Ginger midgets.

diabsoule
12-28-2009, 02:07 AM
This thread is so full of win.

Jvig43
12-28-2009, 02:10 AM
The first thing you have to do is let that ***** know, shes out there earning your money. You know what im saying. Sure she can buy things and all but shes got to go to your bottom ***** who in turn comes to you about making that decision, you know what im sayin?

CashmoneyDrew
12-28-2009, 02:20 AM
Having a huge dick that doesn't blow in the wind helps.

diabsoule
12-28-2009, 02:22 AM
http://pics.bullmilk.com/0909/disregard_females_acquire_currency.jpg

thule
12-28-2009, 02:32 AM
Girls just want you to act like your listening. Turn everything they say into a question. Worked in 40 year old virgin!

JT Jag
12-28-2009, 02:33 AM
Ginger midgets.Especially ones with no front teeth.

NOT dwarfs, though.

TACKLE
12-28-2009, 03:17 AM
As long as you have this attitude, you'll be alright.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6694/samichesdv7.jpg

Boston
12-28-2009, 03:30 AM
BvWWxk_uhpE

Consider yourself advised.

slightlyaraiderfan
12-28-2009, 04:08 AM
Chicks dig dudes who are into memory cards. That's why I still all my N64 memory cards, ***** magnets.

descendency
12-28-2009, 05:07 AM
Personality? What is that?

Girls like good looking guys with a new car, nice apartment, and big endowment.

Brent
12-28-2009, 08:17 AM
they like the kind personality that you do not possess and will never possess.

AntoinCD
12-28-2009, 08:32 AM
All depends on the girl. Best thing to do is try a few different ones out and see what works for you. Best bet I would say is to be cocky with them. And if all else fails...drunk fatties

Gay Ork Wang
12-28-2009, 08:55 AM
they like the kind personality that you do not possess and will never possess.
if your cocky, they like nice guys.
if your nice, they like cocky guys

trkaline
12-28-2009, 09:22 AM
Girls like to be duct taped and thrown in the back of your trunk...they'll scream at first so make sure you cover their mouth when not being used....I would also advise picking up lime on your way home at your local hardware store, you'll know what to do when its time.

dabears10
12-28-2009, 09:35 AM
Nod your head, agree with everything they say. The best personality is no personality.

CJSchneider
12-28-2009, 10:55 AM
Read this

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/p/pimpin_for_dummies-12629.jpeg

A Perfect Score
12-28-2009, 11:42 AM
Im starting to think asking for women advice on an internet message board didnt get this guy the answers he wanted.

FlyingElvis
12-28-2009, 11:51 AM
Im starting to think asking for women advice on an internet message board didnt get this guy the answers he wanted.

Which is odd since it really seems like the best place to ask. It's definitely a headscratcher.


Personality matters not, it's all about the

http://www.basenotes.net/images/editorial/sex-panther.jpg

Brothgar
12-28-2009, 11:53 AM
Don't fear and don't front the only method that has ever worked for me.

PalmerToCJ
12-28-2009, 12:34 PM
Im starting to think asking for women advice on an internet message board didnt get this guy the answers he wanted.

Mind blowing really, I can't think of a better place to ask?

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
12-28-2009, 01:25 PM
Ask this guy

http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1hm1tKEw1qze3dzo1_500.jpg

CashmoneyDrew
12-28-2009, 01:33 PM
Im starting to think asking for women advice on an internet message board didnt get this guy the answers he wanted.

Did it give him the answers he wanted? No.

But.................

Did it give him the answers he needed?


Probably still no.

RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES
12-28-2009, 01:45 PM
Just hang out with these guys
http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/a/03377-1.jpg

CC.SD
12-28-2009, 02:46 PM
If you honestly think your personality is keeping girls away from you, stop talking. Say hey to girls who have never been talked to by guys before. That will do the trick.

Eventually a hot girl will notice how nice you are to unfortunate looking girls, and you'll get some play in the meantime anyway.

Oh and accidentally drop a magnum condom out of your wallet. If you have a wad of hundreds, flash it around a lot.

Rob S
12-28-2009, 02:50 PM
If you honestly think your personality is keeping girls away from you, stop talking. Say hey to girls who have never been talked to by guys before. That will do the trick.

Eventually a hot girl will notice how nice you are to unfortunate looking girls, and you'll get some play in the meantime anyway.

Oh and accidentally drop a magnum condom out of your wallet. If you have a wad of hundreds, flash it around a lot.

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/G_L/Iq_Iz/itsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia/season4/sunny-philadelphia37.jpg

Always Sunny ftw!

EvilMonkey
12-28-2009, 03:02 PM
http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1361alcohol_helps.jpg

Addict
12-28-2009, 04:11 PM
I have a gf and she loves me for my special move: "dash & bash", which includes me dashing across the room and backhanding her into a wall. It's really quite a hassle to get the technique right, but boy it pays off. We rarely ever have arguments that last longer than 5 minutes.

Oh do make sure she has good health insurance!

Jvig43
12-28-2009, 04:19 PM
Oh and accidentally drop a magnum condom out of your wallet. If you have a wad of hundreds, flash it around a lot.

I prefer the whole good guy act of picking up some medication for my grandmother, inviting out to eat at a nice place which is conveniently closed on the day I bring her, and then invite her back to my place for pizza and a movie.

To be honest thats not really me at all, thats my friend, but I usually just pick that same girl up after he blows her off so I can comfort her and give her solace....... with my *****.

zachsaints52
12-28-2009, 04:30 PM
Also... if you have a brick. Use it.

Addict
12-28-2009, 04:31 PM
Also... if you have a brick. Use it.

Real men use cinder blocks. All I'm gonna say.

brat316
12-28-2009, 04:34 PM
The vampiric type from what I've gathered.

or werewolf type depending on the girl.

Stash
12-28-2009, 04:42 PM
Chicks dig dudes who are into memory cards. That's why I still all my N64 memory cards, ***** magnets.
That's why we American football.

descendency
12-28-2009, 08:53 PM
Liquid panty remover (from a female friend of mine):
http://www.vootar.com/imgs/elementos/1239741322_Acqua%20di%20Gio

WMD
12-28-2009, 09:24 PM
I've had a lot of success with women when I wear my ski mask and hide behind bushes late at night. I must have like 9 waiting for me in the basement right now.

Brodeur
12-28-2009, 09:38 PM
I've had a lot of success with women when I wear my ski mask and hide behind bushes late at night. I must have like 9 waiting for me in the basement right now.

Asians do not count.

The Unseen
12-28-2009, 09:40 PM
how else will he get to renji

WMD
12-28-2009, 10:14 PM
Asians do not count.
Well, duh.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-28-2009, 10:19 PM
amount of reputation on SWDC is key to getting women.............unfortunately, your in the negatives. Thats why your not getting laid.

Bitches get SOAKED when they see the size of my e-peen.

The Unseen
12-28-2009, 10:22 PM
http://memegenerator.net/Instances/675/Joseph-Ducreux-DISREGARD-MODERATORS-ACQUIRE-REPUTATION.jpg

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-28-2009, 10:25 PM
Especially ones with no front teeth.

NOT dwarfs, though.

Ah, so NOW i know why Rachel keeps turning me down. I need to get shorter, ginger-er and toothless-er.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-28-2009, 10:27 PM
http://memegenerator.net/Instances/675/Joseph-Ducreux-DISREGARD-MODERATORS-ACQUIRE-REPUTATION.jpg

Chicks dig the rebels. I'm a mod myself, but I'm lucky chicks dig men with authority, and men in uniforms. I wear my mod uniform out to the clubs, I pick up mad bitches, yo.

http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/portrait.jpg

WMD
12-28-2009, 10:57 PM
95% of the responses in this thread have been an attempt at getting a sig quote.

Stash
12-28-2009, 11:14 PM
Can't believe nobody mentioned the easiest way to get a chick......The wolf shirt
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/wolf_jacket.htm

the_legend_killer
12-28-2009, 11:25 PM
A personality around 10''-12'', right?

WMD
12-28-2009, 11:44 PM
A personality around 10''-12'', right?
So basically you have to be black to get a girl.

Brent
12-28-2009, 11:48 PM
amount of reputation on SWDC is key to getting women.
I'm going to go ahead and disagree

Xonraider
12-28-2009, 11:51 PM
95% of the responses in this thread have been an attempt at getting a sig quote.


Yeah specially SARF.. look

Chicks dig dudes who are into memory cards. That's why I still all my N64 memory cards, ***** magnets.

CashmoneyDrew
12-29-2009, 12:34 AM
I'm going to go ahead and disagree

"Some say that rep is overrated, but they just ain't using it right."

CC.SD
12-29-2009, 12:35 AM
Tell her you have an Elmo fetish. YEA TICKLE THAT SHIZ

Brent
12-29-2009, 12:40 AM
"Some say that rep is overrated, but they just ain't using it right."
"rep rape" is an act I am trying to create, if ya know what I mean.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-29-2009, 01:00 AM
"rep rape" is an act I am trying to create, if ya know what I mean.

Rep Rape is enjoyed by nine out of ten people.

vikes_28
12-29-2009, 01:11 AM
Make sure you pee on them after they climax. That always gets them to stick around for another day or two.

Paranoidmoonduck
12-29-2009, 01:12 AM
Rep Rape is enjoyed by nine out of ten people.

I take it the 10th person is the one receiving then?

Brent
12-29-2009, 01:25 AM
I take it the 10th person is the one receiving then?
yes, it's whichever person teh IRC decides to attack that night

speaking of, it feels like no one is ever in the channel there when I get on.

Addict
12-29-2009, 05:52 AM
95% of the responses in this thread have been an attempt at getting a sig quote.

so was this post ;)

wicket
12-29-2009, 06:06 AM
opening this thread is easily one of the weirdest first posts by someone ever on this site

Gay Ork Wang
12-29-2009, 06:08 AM
how else will he get to renji
he could get me anyday!

descendency
12-29-2009, 06:44 AM
So basically you have to be black to get a girl.

Or click the "Secrets of the Porn Stars Revealed" advertisements.

CashmoneyDrew
12-29-2009, 11:35 AM
9/10 rep rapes also go unreported.