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Splat
01-03-2010, 01:13 PM
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

zachsaints52
01-03-2010, 01:15 PM
Your moms sitting on my porch and barking.

WMD
01-03-2010, 01:17 PM
OgXkwiM0hIQ

dabears10
01-03-2010, 01:37 PM
Your mother failed to adequately prepare you for the world.

TitleTown088
01-03-2010, 01:43 PM
Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR as a pager!


You know that's old school when a joke involves a pager.

CJSchneider
01-03-2010, 01:46 PM
Your momma is so fat, she sweats maple syrup and butter and the ***** has a job at IHOP wiping pancakes on her forehead.

noondog
01-03-2010, 01:50 PM
OgXkwiM0hIQ

Bro! First thing that came to my mind when I saw this thread....hilarious. + Rep.

CashmoneyDrew
01-03-2010, 01:50 PM
Your mamas so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked he what she was doing and she said, "moving".

Splat
01-03-2010, 01:54 PM
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

CJSchneider
01-03-2010, 01:55 PM
Your momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear a damn thing.

brat316
01-03-2010, 02:02 PM
Is this a tribute thread to WingBoy

WMD
01-03-2010, 02:07 PM
Is this a tribute thread to WingBoy
Is that a question

WMD
01-03-2010, 02:10 PM
I saw yo momma walking down the street with one shoe on, I said "You lost a shoe?" she said "no, I found one"


http://www.cardsorbust.com/images/books/9780688128968-l.jpg.gif

I had this book as a kid.

Splat
01-03-2010, 02:15 PM
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

soybean
01-03-2010, 03:19 PM
yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her face was on fire and she tried to put it out with a fork.

Whistler6
01-03-2010, 03:39 PM
Your Momma is so fat, she has to eat tootsie rolls with a fork so she doesn't bite off her finger tips. Oh wait...that's not a momma joke.

Paranoidmoonduck
01-03-2010, 04:04 PM
Your momma's so fat that she has six slightly smaller mommas orbiting around her.

CJSchneider
01-03-2010, 04:54 PM
Your momma is so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off the *****.

slightlyaraiderfan
01-03-2010, 05:31 PM
Brodeur: Yo momma is so old, her first love was CJSchneider.

vikes_28
01-03-2010, 05:49 PM
Your mom is so hairy, she makes bigfoot feel naked...

soybean
01-03-2010, 06:13 PM
Yo mama's so fat they made a feel good story about her starring Sandra Bullock.

TACKLE
01-03-2010, 06:14 PM
Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR as a pager!


You know that's old school when a joke involves a pager.

And a VCR.

Nitschke-Hawk
01-03-2010, 06:42 PM
I had this book as a kid.

Why don't you have it now?!

CJSchneider
01-03-2010, 07:35 PM
Brodeur: Yo momma is so old, her first love was CJSchneider.

And she is so fat, that when she fell in love, she broke it.

Boston
01-03-2010, 07:35 PM
Yo mama's so fat she regulates the tides.

SickwithIt1010
01-03-2010, 07:36 PM
youre mama's so fat, when she wore a red shirt everyone started yellin KOOOOOL AID!

Nalej
01-03-2010, 08:21 PM
Your momma's so dumb- she thought a QuarterBack was a refund!

scottyboy
01-03-2010, 08:27 PM
Your mother is so large in girth, she makes Andre Smith look like a runway model

DoughBoy
01-03-2010, 08:46 PM
My Momma is none of these things.

scottyboy
01-03-2010, 08:49 PM
My Momma is none of these things.

the only thing yo momma is, is in my basement.

TACKLE
01-03-2010, 09:38 PM
the only thing yo momma is, is in my basement.

Lucky. Why does his momma will get to hang out with Raymell?

CJSchneider
01-03-2010, 09:40 PM
Your momma is so fat her blood type is Rocky Road

CJSchneider
01-03-2010, 09:42 PM
Your momma is so ugly, her middle name is -

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YAYareaRB
01-03-2010, 11:44 PM
Disregard your Mother..

Acquire currency.

prock
01-03-2010, 11:59 PM
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!


i hate yo mamma jokes...

Hawk
01-04-2010, 12:01 AM
yo momma so fat, she fills up the tub before she puts the water in

Gay Ork Wang
01-04-2010, 05:24 AM
Yo momma dates gingers.

CJSchneider
01-04-2010, 05:42 AM
Your momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

killxswitch
01-04-2010, 10:03 AM
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a quarter and a booger came out George Washington's nose.

Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Those are the only two I can remember from grade school. Momma jokes are stupid but funny.

CJSchneider
01-04-2010, 10:07 AM
Your momma is crossed eyed and the ***** watches TV in stereo.

wogitalia
01-04-2010, 10:19 AM
Yo Momma is so fat she wears the equator as a belt...

CJSchneider
01-04-2010, 10:22 AM
Your momma is twice the man you will ever be.

Mr. Goosemahn
01-04-2010, 12:45 PM
Your momma is so nasty she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

CJSchneider
01-04-2010, 03:10 PM
Your momma is so ugly, tears go up over the back of her head when she cries.

scottyboy
01-04-2010, 03:12 PM
Yo momma's so old she used to race dinosaurs with CJ

CJSchneider
01-04-2010, 03:15 PM
Yo momma's so old she used to race dinosaurs with CJ

http://www.sosoocleanautosalon2.com/images/ani-clapping.gif


Your momma is so fat she eats "Wheat THICKS".

derza222
01-04-2010, 08:02 PM
Your momma's so fat she jumped up and got stuck.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-04-2010, 08:38 PM
Yo momma so fat, she couldn't even get on the Biggest Loser because they don't film in IMAX

CJSchneider
01-04-2010, 09:25 PM
Your momma is so ugly she could make Stevie Wonder flinch.

AntoinCD
01-05-2010, 06:13 AM
Yo mamma is so ugly I would maybe think twice before ******* her...maybe