View Full Version : theBestPageintheUniverse and Maddox Tribute thread

01-05-2010, 12:47 PM

What joy this angry man has brought me over the year:


Best columns imo

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=signs - The movie Signs in four easy steps

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=matrix2 - Four things that would have improved the Matrix Reloaded

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=boiling_blood - Phrases that make my blood boil

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_******_movies - five ***** movies that everyone loves

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows - Idaho blows

and my all time favorite

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=creeve - Christopher Reeves is an asshole

01-05-2010, 12:57 PM
Already my favorite tribute thread of all time. His book is greatness as well.

01-05-2010, 01:07 PM
I loved his article on how to kill yourself like a man


01-05-2010, 01:07 PM
Huge huge fan of his. His "eleven worst songs of 2004" was an epic post.

edit: cracking up reading the iPhone post. So good.

El Peefs?????
01-05-2010, 01:15 PM
Man I havent read Maddox in years, love that angry asshole. I always liked his update & chart on Dave Chappelle.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-05-2010, 02:10 PM
Maddox is sooo funny. Never updates though. :(

01-05-2010, 02:31 PM
There are a few great quotes from Maddox on bash.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-05-2010, 04:07 PM

01-05-2010, 04:17 PM

I dunno who Maddox is, but his logic is sound and air tight. I was skeptic at first, but when the bathtub demonstration came on, I admit that I had no come back...wow...

01-05-2010, 05:03 PM
How the **** does one know some flavor of the month meme and not know Maddox?

01-05-2010, 05:06 PM
How the **** does one know some flavor of the month meme and not know Maddox?

Because I didn't know about Tabby until last night. :)

And now I semi-know about Maddox, so, hah!

01-05-2010, 05:17 PM
I only wish he updated his site more; but fortunately his posts on the Swine Flu and Quantum of Solace were dead on. We need more ranting!

BTW: take the "pedosmile" test and see how good you are at spotting who is and is not a pedophile.


The Unseen
01-05-2010, 05:48 PM
How have I never heard of this ******?

01-05-2010, 05:52 PM
I first discovered Maddox in middle school. I'm not gonna lie, i used to laugh at them a lot more back then, but he's legit top to bottom in all his articles. I'm pretty sure i've read every single one of them at least twice.

01-05-2010, 05:55 PM
How have I never heard of this ******?

Same here. I think I've read an article or two of his, but I've definitely missed out on a lot.

01-05-2010, 05:57 PM
How have I never heard of this ******?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

01-05-2010, 05:59 PM
The Astrology is ******** article is also one of my favorites.

01-05-2010, 10:06 PM

Amazing thread by the way

01-06-2010, 08:57 AM

You're fat and disgusting, cover up.


Wow. How cool, a strip of white going down your pant legs. Too bad it looks like a phony piece of ****, much like the personalities of the people who wear faded jeans: fake. Quit buying this stupid ********. If you want faded clothes, search through your closet or at least buy the cheap stuff from thrift stores so you don't seem like as big of an asshole in front of someone who can't afford the luxury of blowing their money on worn out clothing.

01-06-2010, 09:57 AM
this is my favorite site in the whole world.