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bigbluedefense
03-13-2007, 10:14 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/nutty_professor_ii__the_klumps/andrew_dice_clay/nuttypre.jpg

Dammit, when did this jerkoff get a show? Just when the war against Guidos was turning around, in comes their leader. Their king is back, and he's trying to make a comeback.

I hope this show fails miserably. The last thing we need is a unifying voice for the guido revolution.

bsaza2358
03-13-2007, 10:37 AM
Was he ever that relevant that ADC really mattered? I say no.

The Unseen
03-13-2007, 10:38 AM
Der Führer!

DChess
03-13-2007, 10:51 AM
for st patricks day, i got the im irish, thank god im not a guido shirt, so pumped to wear it

oh and this show wont last a month, dont worry

bsaza2358
03-13-2007, 10:52 AM
VH1 generally lets even its bad shows finish up a full season before cancelling. Their patience can sometimes pay off as well. Often times the major networks will lose out on big show opportunities by not sticking with them. I'll say this about the cable networks. They at least give their shows a real shot...

bigbluedefense
03-13-2007, 10:54 AM
for st patricks day, i got the im irish, thank god im not a guido shirt, so pumped to wear it

oh and this show wont last a month, dont worry


Nice...make sure everyone sees you with that shirt. Spread the message.

DChess
03-13-2007, 10:55 AM
VH1 generally lets even its bad shows finish up a full season before cancelling. Their patience can sometimes pay off as well. Often times the major networks will lose out on big show opportunities by not sticking with them. I'll say this about the cable networks. They at least give their shows a real shot...

but he's a guido, and the only people who will watch are guidos, and i dont think they have t.v.'s in tanning booths

DChess
03-13-2007, 10:56 AM
Nice...make sure everyone sees you with that shirt. Spread the message.

dont worry, im on it

Jughead10
03-13-2007, 10:58 AM
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Jughead10
03-13-2007, 11:01 AM
for st patricks day, i got the im irish, thank god im not a guido shirt, so pumped to wear it

oh and this show wont last a month, dont worry

Although it has nothing to do with Dice Clay, I purchased this to wear underneath my Ireland national soccer team track jacket. The male version obviously. Only could find a pic of the female shirt because I believe they sold out of the mens.

http://www.giantsproshop.com/main_objgroup.cfm?nCategoryID=49&nObjGroupID=569&sAuxTitle=St%2E%20Paddy%27s%20Day

DChess
03-13-2007, 11:02 AM
so pumped for st pattys day

etk
03-13-2007, 11:05 AM
Der Führer!

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/Too%20Unusual%20to%20Sell/images/Hitler%20Only%208x12%20300%20dpi.jpg

hugepunch
03-13-2007, 11:05 AM
i have howard stern on demand. its because of howard stern and artie lange, he would come in to promote his shows and what not. he teamed up and went on the road with artie. also howard promotes his show. stern is a powerful guy, i think he was voted top 50 most powerful people in show business.

bigbluedefense
03-13-2007, 11:06 AM
Im jealous. That Irish T shirt is the ****, but Im not Irish. I wouldve gotten one of their other Tshirts, but theyre kind of weak. The only good one is the Irish one.

Jughead10
03-13-2007, 11:08 AM
so pumped for st pattys day

As you should be. I have kegs and eggs on the Upper East Side of Manhattan scheduled for about 8am that morning. I should be drunk by 930. It will be a long day.

bsaza2358
03-13-2007, 11:09 AM
I saw a onesie for a baby in AC that read "My Mom Puts Out"...

bsaza2358
03-13-2007, 11:10 AM
I think St. Patty's Day needs its own thread. I will oblige!

diabsoule
03-13-2007, 11:37 AM
The Diceman!!! He used to be funny back in the '90's but stopped being that way since about 1996.

TitleTown088
03-13-2007, 12:22 PM
hickory dickory doc, this chick was sucking my ****. the clock struck two,I blew my goo and droped her off at the corner. oh!

DChess
03-13-2007, 01:01 PM
As you should be. I have kegs and eggs on the Upper East Side of Manhattan scheduled for about 8am that morning. I should be drunk by 930. It will be a long day.

thats tight, well i got a pretty big night on friday but im going to try, try is the keyword, to stop around 1 or 2. then at 7, where having a little breaky, than around 8 we start, then in cleveland they have a paradw which is always a good time, then hang out there for a while, the back home for 12 more hours of drinking.

DChess
03-13-2007, 01:02 PM
Im jealous. That Irish T shirt is the ****, but Im not Irish. I wouldve gotten one of their other Tshirts, but theyre kind of weak. The only good one is the Irish one.

yeah they were, once i saw that one though im like hey, im irish, and i hate guidos, so it sordive worked out

BigDawg819
03-13-2007, 01:02 PM
I'm kinda excited in the fact that he is actually still alive! His standup in the late 80's: BRILLIANT!

Ewing
03-13-2007, 01:22 PM
I'm kinda excited in the fact that he is actually still alive! His standup in the late 80's: BRILLIANT!

His stand-up was nothing but crappy rhymes and having a gimmick of a "tough guy" from New York. He's a hack and always has been.

bigbluedefense
03-14-2007, 02:04 PM
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp100/p115/p11582s0rs5.jpg


"Imma hasbeen, OH!"


I just had to get that out of my system

ccB
03-14-2007, 02:24 PM
I'm kinda excited in the fact that he is actually still alive! His standup in the late 80's: BRILLIANT!

I agree, old Dice material is pretty funny.

BigDawg819
03-14-2007, 02:31 PM
His stand-up was nothing but crappy rhymes and having a gimmick of a "tough guy" from New York. He's a hack and always has been.

Your opinion sir and obviously its WRONG!

bearsfan_51
03-14-2007, 02:33 PM
Hickory dickory dock...

Vikes99ej
03-14-2007, 03:50 PM
Can someone post that picture of the huge group of Guidos?

Damix
03-14-2007, 04:03 PM
I don't like Guidos but Clay doesn't annoy me at all

BigDawg819
03-14-2007, 04:23 PM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e51/brandon_biggins/guidos.jpg



Picture as per quest! :D