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CLong4Heisman
01-25-2010, 07:22 PM
Everyone know about these. What if Portland took Michael Jordan? What if Mel Kiper didn't have great hair?

State your favorites

Hawk
01-25-2010, 07:26 PM
What if God was one of us???

Brent
01-25-2010, 07:27 PM
http://memegenerator.net/Instances/925/Philosoraptor-what-if-pedobear-was-actually-chris-hansen.jpg

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-25-2010, 07:29 PM
What if I never graced these forums with my presence?

Also anyway, Portland already had Drexler, so they weren't gonna take another 2 guard in that situation. Plus, the way the game was at the time, big men, and only big men, won championships. Well, other guys could, but every dominant team to that point had been anchored by a dominant big, MJ really changed the mold there.

And God is one of us.

http://www.definethefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eberle-thumb.jpg

CC.SD
01-25-2010, 07:30 PM
What if LT, Rivers, Gates and Merriman were not injured in the 2007 AFC Championship game that we lost in the final minutes?

What if I stuck my dick in a vacuum?

Job
01-25-2010, 08:15 PM
What ifs make me sad and/or angry.

Nalej
01-25-2010, 08:18 PM
What if Brady never tore his ACL? What if Welker never tore his ACL?
What if S.Crable never tore his ACL? What if Seymour didn't mind a pay cut?

the world will never know

sbh15
01-25-2010, 08:25 PM
What if Bledsoe never got hurt?

I saw a good one in an NFL commercial. They were talking about what if the Niners player, Clark, hadn't made "the catch". Basically it ended up with Jerry Rice playing for the Bengals.

thenewfeature06
01-25-2010, 08:27 PM
What if Al Davis had a brain?

Halsey
01-25-2010, 08:32 PM
What if the Chargers kept Drew Bress and drafted Larry Fitzgerald with the #1 pick in 2004. I know they got a lot out of that trade, but Brees, LT, Fitzgerald, and Gates would have been a pretty sweet combination to build an offense around.

Paul
01-25-2010, 08:33 PM
What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

gsorace
01-25-2010, 08:41 PM
What if John Elway went to play baseball for the Yankees?

RaiderNation
01-25-2010, 08:43 PM
What if Mac Dre didnt get killed?
Probably would be one of the most famous rappers...

YAYareaRB
01-25-2010, 08:48 PM
What if Mac Dre didnt get killed?
Probably would be one of the most famous rappers...

I get all torn up inside every time I listen to one of his songs.

Let's see

1. He'd have a Pac-like following
2. E-40 wouldn't have been the head of the hyphy movement
3. Mac Minister wouldn't be in prison for life for the retaliation slayings

YAYareaRB
01-25-2010, 08:52 PM
What if the 49ers went with their first instinct and drafted Tom Brady?

TACKLE
01-25-2010, 08:52 PM
And God is one of us.

http://www.definethefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eberle-thumb.jpg

EBERLE!!!!!!!!!!

KCJ58
01-25-2010, 08:53 PM
what if the rams didn't draft Suh???

i don't know what i would do

brat316
01-25-2010, 08:53 PM
What if the Tuck rule didn't happen?

Crickett
01-25-2010, 08:54 PM
What if E did not equal MC^2?

CC.SD
01-25-2010, 08:55 PM
What if the Chargers kept Drew Bress and drafted Larry Fitzgerald with the #1 pick in 2004. I know they got a lot out of that trade, but Brees, LT, Fitzgerald, and Gates would have been a pretty sweet combination to build an offense around.

Get your own what if!

fenikz
01-25-2010, 08:56 PM
what if we evolved from cats?

Crickett
01-25-2010, 08:57 PM
What if the Chargers kept Drew Bress and drafted Larry Fitzgerald with the #1 pick in 2004. I know they got a lot out of that trade, but Brees, LT, Fitzgerald, and Gates would have been a pretty sweet combination to build an offense around.

I would have laughed so hard because that would have meant I was right and (almost) everybody else was wrong.

what if we evolved from cats?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/12/18/movies/18avatarspan/hpMedium.jpg

CC.SD
01-25-2010, 09:00 PM
what if we evolved from cats?
http://www.rocketllama.com/blog-it/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/thundercats.jpg

Brent
01-25-2010, 09:02 PM
What if the 49ers went with their first instinct and drafted Tom Brady?
They did go on their first instinct, they took Giovanni Carmazzi in the 3rd round. Know your role.

TACKLE
01-25-2010, 09:03 PM
What if Sean Taylor was still alive?

Probably would be one of the most dominant players in the league right now.

The Unseen
01-25-2010, 09:03 PM
The only reasonable Jaguars what-if I can come up with is what if Dennis Northcutt didn't drop a TD pass against the Pats in the AFC Divisional Playoff in 2008 (07 season). That IIRC would've tied the game, but I doubt we would've won, because Brady assraped us.

so yeah, life as a Jags fan isn't exciting.

Oh, wait, what if the Jaguars drafted Terrell Suggs instead of Byron Leftwich, and then drafted Ben Roethlisberger the next year?

M.O.T.H.
01-25-2010, 09:04 PM
I'd spin the Chargers one in a different direction...what if they just drafted Vick #1 overall instead of trading down? haha.

CC.SD
01-25-2010, 09:10 PM
Not as good as 'what if the Colts picked Ryan Leaf over Peyton Manning'

M.O.T.H.
01-25-2010, 09:11 PM
Not as good as 'what if the Colts picked Ryan Leaf over Peyton Manning'

Oh i know, I was going to mention that as well. You could also throw in the Eli fiasco. The Chargers have a lot of good ones.

gsorace
01-25-2010, 09:13 PM
What if the Packers took Barry Sanders, or Deion Sanders, or Derrick Thomas.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-25-2010, 09:14 PM
I would have laughed so hard because that would have meant I was right and (almost) everybody else was wrong.



http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/12/18/movies/18avatarspan/hpMedium.jpg

The Na'Vi are like 13 feet tall and are so perfectly adapted to their environment that they can use their ponytalia to sync up with mother nature. They're way more evolved than us.

CC.SD
01-25-2010, 09:15 PM
Oh i know, I was going to mention that as well. You could also throw in the Eli fiasco. The Chargers have a lot of good ones.

It's been a long and interesting road to zero Super Bowl wins.

What if communism is just a red herring?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-25-2010, 09:16 PM
Football ones... what if the Broncos didn't suck so much ass? What if the Broncos were worth anything as a football team? What if McDaniels wasn't the worst head coach in the NFL? What if we didn't trade a 25-year old franchise QB?

senormysterioso
01-25-2010, 09:17 PM
What if Hitler didn't suck at painting?

M.O.T.H.
01-25-2010, 09:17 PM
The Na'Vi are like 13 feet tall and are so perfectly adapted to their environment that they can use their ponytalia to sync up with mother nature. They're way more evolved than us.


They're just a bunch of psychotic super mutant kitties, we launched into space with a National Geographic video on Native American culture. How else can you explain their appearance and similar customs?

tjsunstein
01-25-2010, 09:18 PM
What if Favre actually retired the first time he said he would?

vikes_28
01-25-2010, 09:19 PM
What if my hair was blonde.

CC.SD
01-25-2010, 09:23 PM
What if my hair was blonde.

You'd probably be swimming in Virginia.

tjsunstein
01-25-2010, 09:26 PM
What if my hair was blonde.

You wouldn't suck.. as much.

Just kidding.

TitleTown088
01-25-2010, 09:32 PM
What if the Packers took Barry Sanders, or Deion Sanders, or Derrick Thomas.

Likely no Ron Wolf and No Brett Favre.

Halsey
01-25-2010, 09:33 PM
Get your own what if!

...what if the Falcons didn't trade Brett Favre?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-25-2010, 09:34 PM
What if my hair was blonde.

People would actually respect you. Maybe.

Xonraider
01-25-2010, 09:36 PM
What if the Raiders had drafted...

Crabtree instead of DHB
Glenn Dorsey instead of McFadden
Adrian Peterson instead of Jamarcus Russell
Haloti Ngata instead of Michael Huff
Aaron Rodgers instead of Fabian Washington (God, I thought this was going to happen for about 15 minutes)
Fitzgerald instead of Gallery


And then made some actually good OL moves in the FA?

Kramer
01-25-2010, 09:39 PM
What if the Eagles took Ricky Williams? What if the Pistons didn't draft Darko? What if the Vikings still had Randy Moss?

Kramer
01-25-2010, 09:40 PM
What if the Raiders had drafted...

Crabtree instead of DHB
Glenn Dorsey instead of McFadden
Adrian Peterson instead of Jamarcus Russell
Haloti Ngata instead of Michael Huff
Aaron Rodgers instead of Fabian Washington (God, I thought this was going to happen for about 15 minutes)
Fitzgerald instead of Gallery


And then made some actually good OL moves in the FA?

WOW never thought about it like that, like I knew Al Davis was an idiot, but I didn't know this could have been it.

TitleTown088
01-25-2010, 09:41 PM
What if Hitler didn't suck at painting?
Godwins law!


Anyways, debatable that someone else would have done the same thing.

CashmoneyDrew
01-25-2010, 09:41 PM
What if I hadn't ****** up? I coulda been a contendah.

CLong4Heisman
01-25-2010, 09:44 PM
What if Pam Tebow had listened to the doctors?

SuperMcGee
01-25-2010, 09:47 PM
What if communism is just a red herring?

Then I believe... Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.



And God is one of us.

http://www.definethefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eberle-thumb.jpg


False prophet!

http://www.ushl.com/news/img/Carlson-web1.jpg

Crickett
01-25-2010, 10:00 PM
The Na'Vi are like 13 feet tall and are so perfectly adapted to their environment that they can use their ponytalia to sync up with mother nature. They're way more evolved than us.

It was a joke. :(

They're just a bunch of psychotic super mutant kitties, we launched into space with a National Geographic video on Native American culture. How else can you explain their appearance and similar customs?

And now....... I have the three second National Geographic theme stuck in my head.

The Unseen
01-25-2010, 10:04 PM
What if Hitler didn't suck at painting?

I'm a fan of this one.

moar history:

What if the South's battle plans weren't accidentally dropped at Antietam?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
01-25-2010, 10:06 PM
Then I believe... Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.




False prophet!

http://www.ushl.com/news/img/Carlson-web1.jpg

He is Nebuchadnezzar, he destroyed the temple after the great Michael Jordan Eberlezzz killed all the Russian first borns and led us from the valley of darkness into the promised land, only to be undone by Jake "Judas Iscariot" Allen. With the temple destroyed, our people await someone to rise from the ashes and deliver to us eternal greatness.

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/Original700/taylor-hall-2010-1-3-19-11-0.jpg

Hines
01-25-2010, 10:11 PM
What if Big Ben didn't make that promise to Jerome Bettis?

What if Holmes didn't make that catch?

SuperMcGee
01-25-2010, 10:16 PM
He is Nebuchadnezzar, he destroyed the temple after the great Michael Jordan Eberlezzz killed all the Russian first borns and led us from the valley of darkness into the promised land, only to be undone by Jake "Judas Iscariot" Allen. With the temple destroyed, our people await someone to rise from the ashes and deliver to us eternal greatness.

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/Original700/taylor-hall-2010-1-3-19-11-0.jpg

While Taylor the Baptist is often seen as a messianic figure, it is actually one of close association to him that will emerge as the true savior.

http://www.ontariohockeyleague.com/image-c1dd79cc0676be0cb60984a1b577c867.jpg

senormysterioso
01-25-2010, 10:18 PM
What if Rodgers hit Jennings on that long pass in overtime? Would they have beat the Saints and then the Vikings?

The Unseen
01-25-2010, 10:25 PM
What if Rodgers hit Jennings on that long pass in overtime? Would they have beat the Saints and then the Vikings?

No, honestly. Saints were pretty hot in the game vs the Cards.

TitleTown088
01-25-2010, 11:10 PM
False prophet!

http://www.ushl.com/news/img/Carlson-web1.jpg Pardon?


http://nbcsportsmedia.msnbc.com/j/NBCSports/Components/Photo-Sports/April/080424_JordyNelson_h.hmedium.jpg

Shahin
01-26-2010, 01:02 AM
What if Mac Dre didnt get killed?
Probably would be one of the most famous rappers...

guaranteed.

TitleTown088
01-26-2010, 01:44 AM
What if Conan played Baseball in 1864.


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/8/1864-baseball-w-Conan-OBrien-141725.html

vikes_28
01-26-2010, 02:15 AM
What if the world ended on December 21st 2012?

YAYareaRB
01-26-2010, 11:40 AM
What if the 49ers took Rodgers instead of Smith

CJSchneider
01-26-2010, 11:43 AM
What if the 49ers took Rodgers instead of Smith

http://www.betadaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/beating-a-dead-horse.jpg

Brothgar
01-26-2010, 12:00 PM
What if the world ended on December 21st 2012?

I never understood this whole 2012 fear. I see it this way there are two scenerios that happen on December 21st 2012.

1. An event happens that means the end of all life or at least life as we know it and there is nothing we can do about it I mean so it is proficy so it will be.
If you are right and you did all this worrying for what? To say HA HA I knew it was true right before you die a horrible horrible death? Lame.

2. Nothing happens and life continues as normal then you look like a stupid ass for worrying about nothing much like Y2K (although I give major props to those people solving the Y2K problem but I don't think that even if the bug wasn't fixed the dooms day **** would have happened).

Crickett
01-26-2010, 02:19 PM
What if Mike Martz knew how to utilize a run game?
What if Andy Reid knew how to utilize a run game?
What if Michael Vick had never gotten involved in dog fighting?

Shahin
01-26-2010, 02:28 PM
What if the world ended on December 21st 2012?

probably will.

TitleTown088
01-26-2010, 04:40 PM
http://www.betadaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/beating-a-dead-horse.jpg
Meh, I don't mind hearing about it over and over. ;)