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DDP711
01-29-2010, 06:40 PM
I didnt see one on this and thought it would be cool to start one.
Here are few of favorites:
"Say Hello to My Little Friend"
"Crabcakes and Football, thats what Maryland does"
"Who your gonna call, Ghostbusters"
"Where going need a bigger boat"


There are just a few that i can think of what are your guys?

CC.SD
01-29-2010, 06:42 PM
http://www.thefilmchair.com/images/tfc/the-big-lebowski-bridges-dude.jpg

The Dude Abides

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/06/obiwankenobi_wideweb__430x276.jpg

'Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?'

keylime_5
01-29-2010, 06:54 PM
don't wanna get into olders movies (1990s and before) b/c there's so many, so I'll stick to newer ones.



I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. I drink it up!

StripedWalrus
01-29-2010, 06:57 PM
"What we’ve got here is "failure to communicate". Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men."

DDP711
01-29-2010, 06:58 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/06/obiwankenobi_wideweb__430x276.jpg

'Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?'

"The force is strong with this one"
and the more obivous
"Luke I am your father"
Among the millions!!!

CJSchneider
01-29-2010, 07:01 PM
http://wrathofzombie.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/starwars460.jpg

You came in that thing? You're braver then I thought.

http://assblasters.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stormtrooper.jpg

TitansCJftw
01-29-2010, 07:02 PM
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Splat
01-29-2010, 07:03 PM
O Brother Where Art Thou

Pete: "Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?"

Everett: "Well, Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the concensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote."

Pete: "Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly."

Everett: "Well, I'm votin' for yours truly, too."

Delmar O'Donnell: "Okay, I'm with you fellas."

EvilNixon
01-29-2010, 07:09 PM
Goodfellas

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

DDP711
01-29-2010, 07:10 PM
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Good one
Did that go in? I wasn't watching… did it go in? I didn't see it. Could you tell me if it went in?
My favorite quote from that move.

CJSchneider
01-29-2010, 07:26 PM
Charlie doesn't surf!

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sam_bottoms.jpg

neko4
01-29-2010, 07:27 PM
Goodfellas

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

GOodfellas has some good quotes

"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week no matter what. Business bad? **** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? **** you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? **** you, pay me."


From Anchorman:
"Im in a glass case of emotion!"

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

Paul
01-29-2010, 07:28 PM
"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

comahan
01-29-2010, 07:33 PM
"Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense!"

"One night I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat."

someone447
01-29-2010, 07:41 PM
Just pick a line from Army of Darkness and you are golden:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and ****... and Jack left town.

or Predator:
"Bunch of slack-jawed ******* around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. "

I ain't got time to bleed.

Stick around.

TACKLE
01-29-2010, 07:42 PM
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him."

- Bob Wiley (Bill Murray) in What About Bob

prock
01-29-2010, 07:44 PM
The bad man punted Baxter!!

MetSox17
01-29-2010, 07:45 PM
So many great quotes from FMJ. Here's a few.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name, scumbag?

Private Snowball: Sir, Private Brown, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ********! From now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?

Private Snowball: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

Private Snowball: Sir, yes, sir!

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ******* beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on *******, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' ****, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

slightlyaraiderfan
01-29-2010, 07:55 PM
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

TACKLE
01-29-2010, 08:01 PM
"EMILIO!!!"

Brodeur
01-29-2010, 08:06 PM
"I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away."

Brodeur
01-29-2010, 08:08 PM
and the more obivous
"Luke I am your father"
Among the millions!!!

Except that (and this is the ceremonial 8,374,893,748th time that I've said this), THAT IS NOT THE ******* LINE.

CLong4Heisman
01-29-2010, 08:17 PM
It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice

djp
01-29-2010, 08:19 PM
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Brent
01-29-2010, 08:21 PM
"I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away."
Joel: Ah… that's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo.
Crow: Been hitting the Thighmaster, Torgo?
Servo: Like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop.

Paul
01-29-2010, 08:23 PM
Except that (and this is the ceremonial 8,374,893,748th time that I've said this), THAT IS NOT THE ******* LINE.

No one cares.

SuperMcGee
01-29-2010, 08:24 PM
This guy went to the Torgo School of Fondling.

Brodeur
01-29-2010, 08:26 PM
No one cares.

Paul, do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?

Paul
01-29-2010, 08:30 PM
Paul, do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?

Jar Jar Binks is the only good thing that has ever come out of the Star Wars franchise.

DDP711
01-29-2010, 08:30 PM
No one cares.

lol thats what i am talking bout!!!!

Brodeur
01-29-2010, 08:34 PM
Jar Jar Binks is the only good thing that has ever come out of the Star Wars franchise.

You keep trying to egg me on but you're already dead to me. I hope Dirk tears his ACL...Okay I love Dirk so not really, but you still upset me

holt_bruce81
01-29-2010, 08:40 PM
http://fusion-industries1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jigowattwhat.jpg
1.21 Jiga-Watts!!!!......1.21 Jiga-Watts!?!? GREAT SCOTT!!!

http://blogs.cornell.edu/copyright09der32/files/2009/10/the-dentist.jpg
Team USA is goin down that's where their goin! see ya on the ice Bombay!

Why don't you teach me the triple deke your daddy taught ya. Or was it that old geezer over there?

DDP711
01-29-2010, 08:41 PM
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A LITRE O' Cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a god**** litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is!
Farva: Litre is French for...give me my ******' cola before I break VOUS ******' LIP!

Splat
01-29-2010, 08:56 PM
"Feel the rythem, Feel the ride, get on up, its bobsled time, cooooool runnings"

:)

brat316
01-29-2010, 09:00 PM
Except that (and this is the ceremonial 8,374,893,748th time that I've said this), THAT IS NOT THE ******* LINE.

what is the line then?

Brent
01-29-2010, 09:03 PM
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SuperMcGee
01-29-2010, 09:07 PM
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MaxV
01-29-2010, 09:15 PM
From Inglourious Basterds:

Aldo - "Omar here speaks Italian third best, he'll be assistant's assistant"

Omar - "I don't speak any Italian."

Aldo - "Like I've said, third best."




From Tombstone:

Doc Holliday - "Hey music lover, you're next."

Cowboy - "You're so drunk, you probably see two of me."

Doc Holliday - "I have two guns, one for each of you."

Job
01-29-2010, 09:17 PM
http://www.filmsnmovies.com/media/thumbs/1243632441.jpg

"An Uzi? I’m not from South Central Los ******* Angeles. I didn’t come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a ******* drive-by. I want a normal gun, for a normal person."


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l0hu667uxaI/SVqy-p21bTI/AAAAAAAAAq8/I2AgbkOYnqQ/s400/in_bruges_movie_image_ralph_fiennes__1_.jpg

"Harry. ... HARRY!

- What?

- It's an inanimate ******* object!

- YOU'RE AN INANIMATE ******* OBJECT!"

brat316
01-29-2010, 09:18 PM
"No, I am your father."

Brent
01-29-2010, 09:22 PM
A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

Paul
01-29-2010, 09:22 PM
http://www.filmsnmovies.com/media/thumbs/1243632441.jpg

"An Uzi? I’m not from South Central Los ******* Angeles. I didn’t come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a ******* drive-by. I want a normal gun, for a normal person."

So ******* awesome. I need to watch it again.

P-L
01-29-2010, 09:22 PM
what is the line then?
"No, I am your father."

Job
01-29-2010, 09:28 PM
http://www.theblogulator.com/uploaded_images/away-we-go-776267.jpg

Verona De Tessant: I can't believe you told your mother about my tilted uterus!
Burt Farlander: I didn't know your tilted uterus was a secret.
Verona De Tessant: Yes, my tilted uterus is a secret!
Burt Farlander: Your tilted uterus is a secret. Your ******* uterus is a ******* secret!

TACKLE
01-29-2010, 09:29 PM
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

YAYareaRB
01-29-2010, 09:36 PM
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

/thread

Job
01-29-2010, 09:41 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc1NjY4MTkxNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzY5NDM3._V1._ SX485_SY317_.jpg
Billy Mack: Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!



Mikey, DJ interviewer: How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff?

Billy Mack: Oh come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.
...
But wouldn't it be great if Number One this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager, but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? All those young popsters, come Christmas Day... they'll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls, and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager, Joe, ugliest man in the world, ******* miserable because our ******* gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.

Whistler6
01-29-2010, 09:41 PM
"No regrets, that's my motto...Well that, and everybody wang-chung tonight"

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1111641/photo_05_hires.jpg

TitansCJftw
01-29-2010, 09:42 PM
I wanna talk to Samson

The Unseen
01-29-2010, 09:43 PM
off the top of my head

"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."

Michael Corleone, The Godfather: Part II

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Job
01-29-2010, 09:49 PM
Oh and that.

vmTuDWkoKss

CashmoneyDrew
01-29-2010, 09:50 PM
"Hey everybody! Smokey back here takin' a ****!"

fenikz
01-29-2010, 09:51 PM
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/billandted460.jpg
Missy: Hi, Bill. Want a ride?
Bill: Sure, Missy.
[she draws a blank stare at Bill]
Bill: I mean, mom.
[she smiles and puts on her Ray-Bans]
Ted: [whispering to Bill] Your stepmom's cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!

Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room!
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Your step-mom *is* cute, though.
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
Bill: [shouts] Shut up, Ted!

Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!
Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT!
[air guitar, the clock chimes 8:00 am]
Bill: Uh oh, we're late!
Ted: For what?
Bill: For school, dude!
Ted: Oh yeah.

General Zod
01-29-2010, 10:09 PM
Wyatt Earp: All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton: Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp: Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff100/Livius_photos/PDVD_001-10.jpg
Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!

CJSchneider
01-29-2010, 10:26 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/This.Is.Sparta_GN.to.film.jpg

I do however think the lines:

"Our arrows will blot out the sun."
"Then we will fight in the shade."

are better.

holt_bruce81
01-29-2010, 10:45 PM
http://www.theblogulator.com/uploaded_images/away-we-go-776267.jpg

Verona De Tessant: I can't believe you told your mother about my tilted uterus!
Burt Farlander: I didn't know your tilted uterus was a secret.
Verona De Tessant: Yes, my tilted uterus is a secret!
Burt Farlander: Your tilted uterus is a secret. Your ******* uterus is a ******* secret!

HAHAHA I almost died the 1st time I saw that.

Oh really you ****** *****?

DDP711
01-29-2010, 10:48 PM
"His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away."

"You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips."

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!"

KCJ58
01-29-2010, 11:53 PM
"Classic case of guy on the floor"

David Wain in Role Models

fischbowl
01-30-2010, 12:12 AM
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badgerbacker
01-30-2010, 12:17 AM
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General Zod
01-30-2010, 12:32 AM
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That is classic.

General Zod
01-30-2010, 12:40 AM
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/spaceballs-dark-helmet-tm.jpg

LizardState
01-30-2010, 12:02 PM
"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."

Michael Corleone, The Godfather: Part II

Continuing with the Godfather trilogy:

(Michael gives his brother the Judas kiss) I knew it was you, Fredo, I knew it was you....

Fredo, please wait.... (others leave the Vegas hotel room, close door) Fredo, don't ever take a side against the family again.

Tonight, we settle all family business....

She was the sweetest little piece I've ever had, & I've had it all over the world! And you guinea bastards ruined her!
But I'm German-Irish!
Get back to your guinea boss & tell him no deal!
(Robt. Duvall closes briefcase, gets up) I'd better be going, Don Vito insists on receiving bad news immediately.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

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from Major League:

Bob Uecker in announcer's booth (takes swig from bourbon bottle in paper bag): Wild Thing Vaughn is coming to the mound..... Vaughn is a juvenile delinquent in the offseason.....
(Vaughn pitches, batter hits it out of the park)
Uecker: Damn! That one is OFF THE RESERVATION!
(Analyst in booth covers mike) You can't say damn!
Uecker: It's OK, nobody's listening anyway.....

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From Apocalypse Now:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... it smells like .... Victory!

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From Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid:

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?


What's the matter, kid?
I can't swim!
LOL, whaddya mean you can't swim? The fall's gonna kill ya!

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from Clerks:

Coroner: My question is, how did she come to have sex with a dead man?
Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?

Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante Hicks: "Empire".
Randal Graves: Blasphemy.
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

Randal Graves: Oh what, what's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like twenty minutes. What the hell's you're problem?
Dante Hicks: This life.
Randal Graves: This life?
Dante Hicks: Why do I have this life?
Randal Graves: Have some chips, you'll feel better.
Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass **** on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after ******* a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Randal Graves: 37

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from fear & loathing in las vegas:

Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
[swatting the air]
Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! ******* pigs.
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough

Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country!!

.....Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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From Tombstone:

Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?

[while watching a play in which Faust sells his soul to the Devil]
Curly Bill: You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass. What about you Juanito, what would you do?
Johnny Ringo: I already did it.

Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Doc Holliday: [Shows up at duel instead of Wyatt Earp] I'm your huckleberry...
(Ringo recognizes Holliday's voice, the look on his face is priceless, he knows he's a dead man) -- [to Johnny Ringo, after shooting him in a duel] You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung..... It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ...I don't.

Gay Ork Wang
01-30-2010, 12:07 PM
Snoochie Poochie

bored of education
01-30-2010, 12:14 PM
"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/they-live.jpg

LizardState
01-30-2010, 12:32 PM
from Gladiator:

Maximus: At my signal, unleash hell.

[as an executioner tries to draw his sword but can't]
Maximus: The frost, it sometimes makes the blade stick....[kills the executioner]

Proximo: [addressing his new recruits] I am Proximo! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the last of your miserable lives, than that ***** of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your death. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you die - and die you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...[claps his hands] Gladiators... I salute you.

Gracchus: The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them death and they will love him for it.

Maximus: What we do in life echoes in eternity.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

from Casablanca (1941) :

[denying an official of the German National Bank entrance to the casino]
Rick: Your cash is good at the bar.
Banker: What? Do you know who I am?
Rick: I do. You're lucky the *bar's* open to you.

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Captain Renault: Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

-------------------------------------------

from Die Hard:

McClain: (sarcastically, while terrorists are shooting at him) C'mon out to the coast for Christmas he says... we'll have a few drinks, we'll have a few laughs....

McClain, on the stolen walkie talkie to LAPD : You can call me..... Roy...... Well, yippee-yi-yo-Ki-Yay, ************!

----------------------------

from Roadhouse:

Dalton: All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

Dalton: So, you play pretty good for a blind white boy.
Cody, Band Singer at Double Deuce: Yeah, and I thought you'd be bigger.

Morgan: You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me.
Dalton: Opinions vary.

Doc: You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger.
Dalton: Gee, I've never heard that before.............

Jimmy: I used to **** guys like you in prison.

neko4
01-30-2010, 12:38 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/10221_office_space_stapler_with_milton1.jpg
Do you have my stapler?

Job
01-30-2010, 01:13 PM
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-Happiness.7.jpg
Allen: I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are ******* something, but you are ******* nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna **** you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears.


http://www.zuguide.com/image/Dylan-Baker-Happiness.1.jpg
Bill: I ****** them.
Billy Maplewood: What was it like?
Bill: It was... it was great.
Billy Maplewood: Would you do it again?
Bill: Yes.
Billy Maplewood: [sobbing] ... would you ever **** me?
Bill: No... I'd jerk off instead.

Bill: Have you tried playing with yourself?
Billy Maplewood: You mean...?
Bill: With your *****?
Billy Maplewood : A little.
Bill: How did it feel?
Billy Maplewood : I don't know? I don't know what to do.
Bill: Do you want me to, uh... show you?

nrk
01-30-2010, 01:28 PM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

Please, tell me about the ******* golf shoes.

Hey honkies. You folks wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. All I'm trying to sell you is some pure ******* smack! This is the real stuff! You won't get hooked. I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha... scag! I wanna sell you some pure ******* smack... pure... ****...

LizardState
01-30-2010, 01:32 PM
from Fight Club:

Tyler Durden: 1st rule of Fight Club: Don't talk about Fight Club. 2nd rule: Don't talk about Fight Club!!

Tyler Durden: ...... & chicken feathers up your ass doesn't make you a chicken either!

DDP711
01-30-2010, 01:48 PM
Office Space:

"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
Bill Lumbergh: So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
Peter Gibbons: No.
Bill Lumbergh: Ah. Yeah. So I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk. Hmm?

Peter Gibbons: Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.
Bill Lumbergh: I wasn't aware of a meeting with them.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, they called me at home.

Peter Gibbons: Hey, guys.
Michael Bolton: What's up, G?
Peter Gibbons: Want to go to Chotchkie's? Get some coffee?
Samir: Oh, it's a little early.
Peter Gibbons: I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it.
Female Temp: Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Gladiator:

Maximus: You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero: Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.

"Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome."

Dazed and Confused:

"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

Paul
01-30-2010, 01:56 PM
I'm silently judging you.

........................

keylime_5
01-30-2010, 02:34 PM
"Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance"

Brodeur
01-30-2010, 05:51 PM
"You've got to stick to your principles."
Bang.

SuperMcGee
01-30-2010, 05:53 PM
"You've got to stick to your principles."
Bang.

Hooray for 5Star.

Seriously might be my favorite movie. Love it every single time.

Job
01-30-2010, 05:55 PM
"You've got to stick to your principles."
Bang.

"Don't be ridiculous. This is the shootout."

Splat
01-30-2010, 06:24 PM
The Green Mile


John Coffey: Was your misses pleased?

Paul Edgecomb: Oh yes, several times.



Paul Edgecomb: We all know who your connections are Percy. You ever threaten a man on this block again we're all gonna have a go. The job be damned.



Harry Terwilliger: We thought he was doped.

Paul Edgecomb: You didn't ask?

[Terwilliger shakes his head]

Paul Edgecomb: Well I don't think that's a mistake you'll be needing to make again anytime soon is it?



Paul Edgecomb: On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That is was my job? My job?

John Coffey: You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?

Paul Edgecomb: Yes, John. I think I can.

stephenson86
01-30-2010, 06:31 PM
"Come with me, if you want to live."

Halsey
01-30-2010, 07:20 PM
From Crimson Tide:

Capt. Ramsey: God help you if you're wrong.

Lt. Cmdr. Hunter: If I'm wrong, then we're at war. God help us all.

LizardState
01-30-2010, 07:27 PM
"Come with me, if you want to live."

Goverantor: I'm from the future. Come with me if you want to live.

& the immortal

I'll be back.

CJSchneider
01-30-2010, 08:59 PM
Back and to the left.

GoRavens
01-30-2010, 09:23 PM
"I don't know how to put this, but, I'm kind of a big deal. People know me, I'm very important. I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.:

vidae
01-30-2010, 09:39 PM
See, the football is like a one man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin the only one catchin' it, Clifford Franklin the only one comin' down wid it.

BaLLiN
01-30-2010, 09:57 PM
this thread needs more office space

"things go well i might be showing her my "o" face, ooo oooo oooo, you know what im talking about, oooo"

sbh15
01-30-2010, 09:59 PM
I just realized this thread is titled "Greastest Move Quotes"

descendency
01-31-2010, 12:32 AM
"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilantly, is spending his nights running around the city beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail him? Good luck. " -Lucius Fox, The Dark Knight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ywiYboCLk
(A Beautiful Mind)

SickwithIt1010
01-31-2010, 12:37 AM
Varsity Blues- Favorite movie

"I give it 10! a 10! a ****** 10!"

"She broke my heart, sooo i broke her jaw"

"Good moonin boys, good moonin"

Kramer
01-31-2010, 12:42 AM
"My brothers gonna s"it, my brothers gonna kill us!"
Sean Spicoli- "Make up your mind bro is he gonna s"it or is he gonna kill us?!"

Gotta love Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

*=h just to let you know

First rule of fight club... you don't tell anyone about fight club.

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my ****.

Scotty D
01-31-2010, 01:02 AM
MAHHHHHHHHH THE MEATLOAF

Everyone hates it though :(

SuperMcGee
01-31-2010, 01:42 AM
"What's that smell?"
"Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it."

General Zod
01-31-2010, 01:50 AM
"What's that smell?"
"Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it."

I SAID I LOVE IT!!......... I LOVE IT!!

Whistler6
01-31-2010, 02:20 AM
I just realized this thread is titled "Greastest Move Quotes"

Grease?

Danny Zuko: You're looking good, Riz.
Rizzo: Eat your heart out.
Danny Zuko: Well sloppy seconds ain't my style.

Whistler6
01-31-2010, 02:24 AM
"You know what? **** beauty contests. Life is one ******* beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... **** that. And **** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and **** the rest."
-Dwayne -- Little Miss Sunshine

CJSchneider
01-31-2010, 08:24 AM
l0ywiYboCLk


Fixed it.

Also from the same movie:

I have respect for beer.

Brent
01-31-2010, 09:19 AM
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Shane P. Hallam
01-31-2010, 09:40 AM
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UKfan
01-31-2010, 09:43 AM
Det. Sgt. Della Pesca (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000445/): I'm gonna take your black ass down Mr. ******* Champion of the World.
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000243/): I got your black ******* champion right between my legs you short punk *****.

Shiver
01-31-2010, 11:00 AM
dsx2vdn7gpY

CJSchneider
01-31-2010, 11:18 AM
Not even the best line from that movie

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

"No. Why? Have you?"

LizardState
01-31-2010, 12:54 PM
from Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia .................. God I love Sam Peckinpah!

Bennie: I've been no place I wanna go back to, that's for damn sure.

Bennie: You ever been drunk in Fresno, California? This place is a goddamned palace compared to Fresno.

Bennie: I can smell **** 100 miles away... sometimes closer.

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The Alamo (2004)

James Bowie: I don't deserve mercy. I do deserve a drink. You got anything stronger than water? [smiling]
William Travis: I don't drink, Jim, you know that. I gamble, go to whores, run off on wives... but drinking, I draw the line.

[Santa Anna sends surrender demand note to the Alamo]
William Travis: Their response?
James Bowie: ****! [throws down the note from Santa Ana]
James Bowie: Surrender at discretion... Col. Travis?
William Travis: Perhaps, Colonel, they'll only execute the officers.
[Crockett points to No quarter/No prisoners flag hoisted by Mexicans from San Fernando Cathedral]
Crockett: I think we all just got promoted.

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The Addams Family

Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.

(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
Was she in there before you baked it?

--------------------------------------------

Taxi Driver

[Travis Bickle looks at self in mirror] You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talkin' to?

------------------------------------------------------------
Heathers

2nd Heavy Metaller in Parking Lot: [after being asked the lunchtime poll question of what you'd do if you had an hr. to live] You go to the zoo and you get a lion. Stick a remote control bomb up it's butt... push the button on the bomb and you and the lion die like one.

J.D.: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

J.D.: I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience..... Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie.

Heather Chandler: You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year....... [to a vomiting Heather] Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.

Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to **** with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle...... Dear Diary, my teen-angst ******** now has a body count....... Well, **** me gently with a chainsaw.

Officer Milner: [arriving on crime scene] So, what's the deal?
Officer McCord: Suicide. Double suicide. They shot each other!
Officer Milner: Hey, that's Kurt Kelly!
Officer McCord: And the linebacker, Ram Sweeney.
Officer Milner: My God, suicide. Why?
Officer McCord: [holds up bottle of mineral water found next to one of the bodies] Does this answer your question?
Officer Milner: [appalled] Oh man! They were ****?
Officer McCord: [grimly] Listen up:[reading from forged suicide letter]
Officer McCord: "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
Officer Milner: [disgusted] Jesus H. Christ!
Officer McCord: The quarterback, buggering the linebacker...[shaking head]
Officer McCord: What a waste!
Officer Milner: Oh, the humanity!

J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

J.D. [comes in Heather's rm. with a .44 magnum revolver, her fake suicide hanging from noose]: I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...

DDP711
01-31-2010, 08:45 PM
Role Models:

Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler: You *are* white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.

Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

school boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the *** zoo? ****.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I ****** her.

I Love You Man:

"Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon! "

Peter Klaven: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife: Hey check out these two. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven: He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife: He sure did.
Open House Couple:I like it, but I'm not sure about the space... I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
Sydney Fife:Totally, and it smells like fart.

Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol.
Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben.
Sydney Fife: I'm sorry, what?
Peter Klaven: Er... nothing.
Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?
Peter Klaven: Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.

The Hangover:

Phil Wenneck: Whose ******* baby is that?
Stu Price: Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan Garner: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.

Alan Garner: Did you have to park so close?
Doug Billings: Yeah, what's wrong?
Alan Garner: I shouldn't be here.
Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

themaninblack
01-31-2010, 09:19 PM
"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of ****."

fischbowl
01-31-2010, 11:39 PM
My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER
Would you like some making ****, BERSERKER

SuperMcGee
01-31-2010, 11:41 PM
Did he just say making ****?

diabsoule
01-31-2010, 11:43 PM
Andy: There are places in this world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside... that they can't get to. That they can't touch. That are yours.
Red: What are you talking about?
Andy: Hope
- The Shawshank Redemption

"Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear the stuff he pulled. Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." - Ellis "Red" Redding, The Shawshank Redemption

Mr. Goosemahn
02-01-2010, 12:20 AM
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!" - Rorschach from Watchmen.

It sounded so badass the first time I watched/heard it.

Dr. Gonzo
02-01-2010, 01:29 AM
My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER
Would you like some making ****, BERSERKER

My love for you is ticking clock, BERSERKER
Would you like to suck my ****, BERSERKER

Splat
02-01-2010, 08:55 AM
Empire Records


Well Shanade O' rebelion...shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
02-01-2010, 09:13 AM
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

killxswitch
02-01-2010, 09:53 AM
My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER
Would you like some making ****, BERSERKER

What the hell is that from? I had a friend in high school who'd walk around singing that and I can't remember what it's from.

GoRavens
02-01-2010, 10:28 AM
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/4905/original/Get_20to_20the_20Choppa.JPG?1247000312

CJSchneider
02-01-2010, 11:32 AM
What the hell is that from? I had a friend in high school who'd walk around singing that and I can't remember what it's from.

Clerks.

5D-9X3ooFvo

zachsaints52
02-01-2010, 11:42 AM
It took page 5 to get the Hangover on here (besides the Tiger Song)? Wow.

Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!

Black Doug: I always wondered why they were called roofies, 'cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories.
Alan Garner: Or rapies.

Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just ******' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.

Alan Garner: Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: I'm not getting a sig' on my beeper.
Lisa: I'm not sure.
Alan Garner: Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.
Lisa: Umm, there's a phone in your room...
Alan Garner: That'll work.

Hawk
02-01-2010, 01:02 PM
Gimme a liter of cola

Liter of cola? Do we sell liter of cola?

That entire scene makes me laugh everytime.

http://s.fatwallet.com/static/attachments/13808_supertroopers_burger.jpg

DDP711
02-02-2010, 12:02 AM
More Hangover

Alan Garner: Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine.

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: Paging Doctor ******. Doctor ******!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Doctor ******.

Stu Price: So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby?
Alan Garner: What are you talking about? I've found a baby before.
Stu Price: You found a baby before? Where?
Alan Garner: Coffee Bean.

Alan Garner: Can I ask you another question?
Lisa: Sure.
Alan Garner: You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: Did, umm... did Caesar live here?
Lisa: No.
Alan Garner: I didn't think so.

CC.SD
02-02-2010, 12:07 AM
dsx2vdn7gpY

Not even the best line from that movie

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

"No. Why? Have you?"

#1
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Don Vito
02-02-2010, 12:32 AM
Gimme a liter of cola

Liter of cola? Do we sell liter of cola?

That entire scene makes me laugh everytime.

http://s.fatwallet.com/static/attachments/13808_supertroopers_burger.jpg

I don't want a large farva i want a god damn liter of cola!

These boys get that syrup in em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

LizardState
02-02-2010, 10:54 AM
Super Troopers:

...........but our shannanigans are cheeky & fun!

& who could forget

[pours contents of flask down his throat] yeah, & we're not supposed to drink on duty either!

fischbowl
02-02-2010, 01:51 PM
On my work computer, so I can't access my awesome sig of this:

r_Ge4F4E9JE

"You were such a super lady! And I'm just so lonely!"

MaxV
02-02-2010, 06:35 PM
With so many great quotes posted here, I can't believe this one was forgotten.

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"Boards don't hit back."

LizardState
02-04-2010, 08:43 AM
Repo Man:

The life of a repo man is always intense.

Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes...

Oly: What's your name, kid?
Otto: Otto.
Oly: Otto parts?

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?
Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?..

Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay!

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's ********. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.
Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?
Parnell: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

The more you drive the less intelligent you are.

FlyingElvis
02-04-2010, 10:01 AM
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be ******, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ******* trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ***** with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

_______________

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest ****? What's this bull****? I don't ******' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ***** in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ****** you in the ass Saturday. I **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

_______________

The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Dude.
The Big Lebowski: Huh?
The Dude: Uhh... I don't know sir.
The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.


Tombstone, Lebowski, Office Space, The Hangover and Super Troopers . . . we could honestly just post the entire scripts of each and call it a day.

FlyingElvis
02-04-2010, 10:04 AM
All time epic quote:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

- Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan - Dirty Harry.


Another epic quote:
"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****(rooster), the *****(kitten), the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days"

- Kevin Costner as Crash Davis - Bull Durham.

LizardState
02-04-2010, 01:52 PM
Knockaround Guys:

Taylor: 500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.

Benny Chains: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Teddy Deserve: I got shoes older than you, kid; and tougher, too.

Teddy Deserve: In the old days ya could just wack a guy and be done with it. Now everyone's feelings are involved.

Bobby Boulevard: Matty, I didn't tell them anything.
Teddy Deserve: Shut the **** UP!
[Teddy cuts Bobby's tongue off]
Teddy Deserve: I feel better already.

Teddy Deserve: We'ree gunna get one of the three R's: the roof, the river, or the revolver......

fischbowl
02-04-2010, 02:05 PM
Now Smokey, this isn't Nam, there are rules

El Peefs?????
02-04-2010, 02:17 PM
I watched Big Lebowski last night and decided to come quote it today, I see about 5 other people had the same idea. Well it is the best movie ever.


Obviously youre not a golfer.

fischbowl
02-04-2010, 03:30 PM
I see about 5 other people had the same idea. Well it is the best movie ever.

And proud we are of all of them............

themaninblack
02-04-2010, 09:06 PM
"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of ****."

I read something about how this quote might have been directed towards one of the Coen brothers behind the camera. I don't know if there's any truth to it, but that would be pretty cool.

EDIT: and to be on topic:

Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.

Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.

Eirik: What?

Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the **** up.

Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.

Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him ******* crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little *** boy, does it?

DDP711
02-05-2010, 05:36 PM
Christmas Story:

Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: *What* did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.

Nalej
02-05-2010, 05:46 PM
Bronx Tale

"...and now's you can't leave"

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Paul
02-05-2010, 06:09 PM
“Back and to the left. Back and to the left."

General Zod
02-05-2010, 11:00 PM
With so many great quotes posted here, I can't believe this one was forgotten.

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"Boards don't hit back."

The awesomeness of Bruce Lee can not be measured by conventional methods.

Whistler6
02-16-2010, 11:03 PM
Waiting:

"You know, if heterosexual men can't show their cocks to each other, then what
the hell are we doing here?"
-Dean

"Amen, brother."
-Monty

brat316
02-16-2010, 11:54 PM
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TACKLE
02-17-2010, 12:52 AM
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

So classic. It just sets the stage for the whole movie.

prock
02-18-2010, 12:58 AM
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

fenikz
02-18-2010, 01:00 AM
The awesomeness of Bruce Lee can not be measured by conventional methods.

Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

General Zod
02-18-2010, 01:19 AM
Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

One of my favorite fights....
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at 0:48 if I was one of those thugs, I'd be ******** myself. lol
The man is even badass when he's eating.
(sorry to get off topic)

General Zod
02-18-2010, 01:24 AM
double post, please delete

FlyingElvis
02-18-2010, 09:15 AM
http://poplicks.com/images/airplane.jpg

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


and just about any other line from Airplane . . .

SuperMcGee
02-20-2010, 01:46 AM
"You, you're ok. This one, real ******' ugly.
You see, I take these glasses off, and she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on…Formaldehyde Face!"

One of the greatest characters ever.

Jimmy
02-20-2010, 08:37 AM
I watched Big Lebowski last night and decided to come quote it today, I see about 5 other people had the same idea. Well it is the best movie ever.


Obviously youre not a golfer.

"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens Larry?