PDA

View Full Version : 8 lbs of Burrito


TheBuffaloBills
01-30-2010, 01:55 PM
About a year ago, I had a thread about eating 5 Atomic Wings. With your guys' advice and encouragement, I completed that Challenge. Well, fast forward a year later, and I will be attempting a new eating challenge. 2 4lb Chicken Burrito's must be eaten in under 30 minutes. The prize: a T-shirt. Right now, I had a small breakfast, and that will be the only thing in my stomach until the competition. I'm drinking a lot of water to expand my stomach, but piss out before the competition. So, I need advice. Anyone here eat a lot in a short amount of time? Oh, and as always there will be a video/pictures of the competition.

diabsoule
01-30-2010, 01:58 PM
About a year ago, I had a thread about eating 5 Atomic Wings. With your guys' advice and encouragement, I completed that Challenge. Well, fast forward a year later, and I will be attempting a new eating challenge. 2 4lb Chicken Burrito's must be eaten in under 30 minutes. The prize: a T-shirt. Right now, I had a small breakfast, and that will be the only thing in my stomach until the competition. I'm drinking a lot of water to expand my stomach, but piss out before the competition. So, I need advice. Anyone here eat a lot in a short amount of time? Oh, and as always there will be a video/pictures of the competition.

You're not going to finish it but the key is speed.

CashmoneyDrew
01-30-2010, 02:00 PM
Hope you have a bathroom with lots of TP close by.

prock
01-30-2010, 02:01 PM
sorry man, but you have no shot lol. if you do, you are a ******* champion.

vikes_28
01-30-2010, 02:05 PM
I could see it done in an hour. But not 30 minutes. That's just too much burrito for one man to take.

TitansCJftw
01-30-2010, 02:06 PM
i have to **** just thinking about it hahaha

Shane P. Hallam
01-30-2010, 02:12 PM
30 minutes will be tough. I'd just keep a consistent pace.

TACKLE
01-30-2010, 02:17 PM
Here's a strategy. Open up the burrito. Eat everything inside then eat the tortilla after. I think it would probably make it a lot easier.

SuperMcGee
01-30-2010, 02:18 PM
Here's a strategy. Open up the burrito. Eat everything inside then eat the tortilla after. I think it would probably make it a lot easier.

Sacrilege.

bantx
01-30-2010, 02:20 PM
Your jaw is gonna hurt

I had a 5+ lb burrito from Freebirds I could barely finish half of it.

vikes_28
01-30-2010, 02:21 PM
Your jaw is gonna hurt

I had a 5+ lb burrito from Freebirds I could barely finish half of it.

That's what he said?

Jakey
01-30-2010, 02:22 PM
I ate two 20" pizzas to mysef the other day...but i bet thats only like 5 pounds. I nearly burst. So good luck with this one! :P

Rob S
01-30-2010, 02:33 PM
I ate 30 White Castle's in an hour.....the key is coming out of the gates fast because you will def. hit a wall......I wound up eating the first 20 of the 30 in the opening 20-30 minutes. Come out fast and with a plan......your pretty much going to need to go non-stop tho I would think......it is doable tho. A chipotle burrito is around 2 lbs. usually and I am confident I could do 3 in 30.

diabsoule
01-30-2010, 02:36 PM
That's what he said?

Ginger fail.

Todd Bertuzzi
01-30-2010, 02:42 PM
I ate 30 White Castle's in an hour.....the key is coming out of the gates fast because you will def. hit a wall......I wound up eating the first 20 of the 30 in the opening 20-30 minutes. Come out fast and with a plan......your pretty much going to need to go non-stop tho I would think......it is doable tho. A chipotle burrito is around 2 lbs. usually and I am confident I could do 3 in 30.

This. Eat as much as you can in the first 15/20 minutes because once you hit that wall it's gonna suck.

TACKLE
01-30-2010, 03:08 PM
Sacrilege.

You play to win the game!

PackerLegend
01-30-2010, 03:44 PM
8 pounds in 30 min for a T-Shirt? You must feel like an absolute pile of **** after this competition. Good luck with that!

Vikes99ej
01-30-2010, 04:02 PM
Why the **** would anyone do this?

prock
01-30-2010, 04:10 PM
i agree with the guy who said eat the tortilla last. that will expand in your stomach. i cant eat nearly this much, but i have a friend who tried to eat a 2 lb burger (the patty is 2 lbs, plus the massive bun and all the fixings) and a shovel load of fries. he ate the patty first and then the bun and then just shoved down the fries until he exploded. but, it was accomplished. so whatever you are eating, if it has a tortilla, bread, or french fries, eat that part last.

Twiddler
01-30-2010, 04:29 PM
Why the **** would anyone do this?

So that.... because....yeah I got nothing.

vikes_28
01-30-2010, 04:44 PM
Ginger fail.

Mod fail....

ElectricEye
01-30-2010, 05:09 PM
I've done 3 1/2 pounds of burrito from Taco Bell in under 15....but ****. 8? Wow, good luck.

vikes_28
01-30-2010, 05:22 PM
I've done 3 1/2 pounds of burrito from Taco Bell in under 15....but ****. 8? Wow, good luck.

Did you have to take a massive crap after?

ElectricEye
01-30-2010, 05:27 PM
Did you have to take a massive crap after?

The scariest god damned part is that I didn't **** for two days after. I felt like I was going to die when I did it though, and I had to drink a lot of water for like the next week.

Rob S
01-30-2010, 05:29 PM
I pooped immediately after the crave case. The worst part was waking up so dehydrated from the sodium the next morning tho, it was terrible.

kwilk103
01-30-2010, 05:32 PM
Why the **** would anyone do this?

did you read the op? you get a t-shirt if you do it

sweet prize, imo

RaiderNation
01-30-2010, 05:46 PM
Be prepared to be in the bathroom for around 2 hours

DoughBoy
01-30-2010, 05:48 PM
T-shirt and two free 4 pound burritos= Worth it. The poop afterwards is going to be awesome too.

CJSchneider
01-30-2010, 05:50 PM
Yeah, drink plenty of water afterwords or else you are gonna **** a Louisville Slugger.

ElectricEye
01-30-2010, 07:02 PM
I pooped immediately after the crave case. The worst part was waking up so dehydrated from the sodium the next morning tho, it was terrible.

I would love to try the Crave Case challenge. I imagine it's enjoyable for the first couple minutes.

Rob S
01-30-2010, 07:43 PM
I would love to try the Crave Case challenge. I imagine it's enjoyable for the first couple minutes.

eh, I suppose. I went into it all business tho because about 50 dollars was on the line. I would say if you can eat a lot 20 is relatively easy, 30 was brutal towards the end tho.

vidae
01-30-2010, 07:48 PM
Don't listen to these debbie downers! You can do it! Kick the **** out of those burritos brotha!

CLong4Heisman
01-30-2010, 09:10 PM
Pictures or this never happened.

TACKLE
01-30-2010, 09:26 PM
Pull a Ron Burgundy

U3UX5r_yYFI

TheBuffaloBills
01-31-2010, 12:57 PM
Update Update: I may have not completed the challenege, but I think I came out on top. I ate 1 and a half burritos which came out to about 6 pounds of burrito. I wolfed down the first burrito in under 8 minutes. Then after I got an eigth into the second one, and I hit the wall. It hit me like a sack of bricks. I started to dry heeve into the puke bucket. Somehow, I felt better, so I ate a little more of that last burrito. As the clock ran out, I had a solid 2 pounds of mangled burrito in front of me. However, I consider myself a winner, SINCE THE STAFF FORGOT TO CHARGE ME FOR THEM! They were too preoccupied with making the burritos and getting the timer ready, they forgot to make me pay the 25 bucks. So I ate 6 pounds of food for free last night. I will update with pictures when I get home from work.

critesy
01-31-2010, 01:26 PM
i feel like puking

roidrunner
01-31-2010, 01:32 PM
you better have one of those high powered toilets cause that thing is going to be massive.

killxswitch
02-01-2010, 01:43 PM
Yeah, drink plenty of water afterwords or else you are gonna **** a Louisville Slugger.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CJSchneider again."


OP, congrats on 6 lbs, that is some serious eating! You put up a good fight, and with them forgetting to charge you, I think you can call this one a win. I'm not sure anyone could handle 8 lbs. unless they had some sort of genetic stomach thing where they just had more capacity than a normal person.

bantx
02-01-2010, 01:54 PM
25 dollars?!

killxswitch
02-01-2010, 01:55 PM
25 dollars?!

At a bit over $3/lb. it doesn't seem that bad to me.

slightlyaraiderfan
02-01-2010, 02:02 PM
is it any good? if any of you folks visit LA, try El Tepeyac Cafe, HUGE burritos that are actually really really good.

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/LG5GtAl9U_2KTyTLe048Ug/l

bantx
02-01-2010, 02:05 PM
how much is one of those? I want a burrito now..

tjsunstein
02-01-2010, 02:07 PM
be right back, going to chipotle.

killxswitch
02-01-2010, 02:08 PM
be right back, going to chipotle.

Yeah I really want Qdoba now.

bantx
02-01-2010, 02:10 PM
speaking of chipotle, never going back there after eating free birds chipotle blows. Their lime rice ruined it for me.

tjsunstein
02-01-2010, 02:12 PM
speaking of chipotle, never going back there after eating free birds chipotle blows. Their lime rice ruined it for me.

I live in NJ. Burrito fail.

vikes_28
02-01-2010, 02:26 PM
is it any good? if any of you folks visit LA, try El Tepeyac Cafe, HUGE burritos that are actually really really good.

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/LG5GtAl9U_2KTyTLe048Ug/l

That looks like death. Delicious. But literally eating suicide.

Rob S
02-01-2010, 02:36 PM
I think I could eat 8 lbs., probably not in in 30 minutes tho............thats insane.

CJSchneider
02-01-2010, 02:45 PM
is it any good? if any of you folks visit LA, try El Tepeyac Cafe, HUGE burritos that are actually really really good.

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/LG5GtAl9U_2KTyTLe048Ug/l

I might actually get an erection if someone brought me a plate of food that big.

Rob S
02-01-2010, 02:48 PM
I might actually get an erection if someone brought me a plate of food that big.

that gigantic heap of guac may be the most impressive thing there......that had to be like 15 avocados worth, maybe more.

wogitalia
02-01-2010, 08:19 PM
Just wow!

I think I could give that a good shot, would take some serious preparation though. That would be intimidating though to have put in front of you!