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Kramer
01-31-2010, 01:09 AM
Quotes, favorite episodes, characters, etc

http://www.dvd-retails.com/images/Comedy/seinfeld.JPG

"My name is George, I am unemployed and I live with my parents."

"Big Stein wants an egg plant calzone!"

CashmoneyDrew
01-31-2010, 01:15 AM
Yeye, catfight!

vidae
01-31-2010, 01:57 AM
IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?!

SERENITY NOW!

And anything Festivus related.

fenikz
01-31-2010, 02:00 AM
Lloyd Braun: You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger, and eventually, you blow.
George Costanza: What do you know? You were in the nut house.
Lloyd Braun: What do you think put me there?
George Costanza: I heard they found a family in your freezer.
Lloyd Braun: Serenity now. Insanity later.

Xonraider
01-31-2010, 02:11 AM
"My name is George, I am unemployed and I live with my parents."

LOL I saw this one just yesterday

Whistler6
01-31-2010, 02:12 AM
The one quote I live by:

"I choose not to run!"

Todd Bertuzzi
01-31-2010, 02:32 AM
George: I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum.

fondoffilm
01-31-2010, 04:39 AM
My friend Bob Sacamano...

JFLO
01-31-2010, 05:28 AM
My new favorite thread!!!!

VILE WEED!!!!

CJSchneider
01-31-2010, 08:28 AM
Hello Newman.

and

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread."
"Bread, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
"You want bread?"
"Yes, please."
"Three dollars!"
"What?"
"No soup for you!"

Paul
01-31-2010, 08:39 AM
"Yes. Significant shrinkage."

The Unseen
01-31-2010, 09:53 AM
"STELLAAAAAAA!!!

STELLLLAAAAA!!!"

"and you wanna be my latex salesman."

princefielder28
01-31-2010, 10:05 AM
It's not a lie if you believe it

Kramer
01-31-2010, 10:10 AM
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/babu1.gif
"You bad man you very bad man!"

farfromforgotten
01-31-2010, 10:20 AM
"The Contest" (aka Master of my Domain) and the two part "The Boyfriend" (aka the Spitter) are episodes that stand out in my mind right now. I've seen every episode of Seinfeld without owning any of the Seasons and before DVR came in to existence. Great show.

Kramer
01-31-2010, 10:30 AM
Speaking of The Contest, this is my all time favorite line from the show

http://img.youtube.com/vi/dBxhAa5zy-4/0.jpg

Estelle- "I come home and I see my son treating his body like it was an amusement park! Too bad you can't do that for a living, you could sell out Madison Square Garden! Millions of people could come watch you! You would be very successful!"

EvilMonkey
01-31-2010, 10:41 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/1/633847206205237635-thesepretzels.jpg

singe_101
01-31-2010, 11:36 AM
It's pronounced thermometer.

How did you know you sliced it?
Well I guess I just assumed.

Once, twice, three times a...

The maestro told you to put the balm on?

What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
Look away, I'm hideous!

nrk
01-31-2010, 11:52 AM
"I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
"And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
"No, it offends me as a comedian."

thenewfeature06
01-31-2010, 11:53 AM
No soup for you!

vidae
01-31-2010, 12:06 PM
I loved the episode where Mr. Lippman started the Top of the Muffin to You! shop and Newman peels in with a bag that contains a large glass and a bunch of milk so he can dispose of all the muffin bottoms. That episode itself is amazing. So many great moments in that one.

"It's not Top of the Muffin.. TO YOU!"
"No.. it is."

Caddy
01-31-2010, 12:09 PM
What-delay?

BuckNaked
01-31-2010, 12:09 PM
I'm more qualified than most of you considering my username. "No..not the feats of strength"

nrk
01-31-2010, 12:24 PM
I don't know what my favorite episode is. I know The Nap is up there though.

TitleTown088
01-31-2010, 01:16 PM
Top of the muffin TO YOU!

Kramer
01-31-2010, 01:40 PM
I'm more qualified than most of you considering my username. "No..not the feats of strength"

My username is Kramer.

"I'm a porno actor my name is BuckNaked."

"Not that theres anything wrong with that."

LizardState
01-31-2010, 02:33 PM
The Kramer portrait

The Festivus pole ("Tinsel distracts me")

Jerry answers phone, Hello <pause> Oh you want to sell me something now. Well I'm busy, can I call you back with that? What's your home number? <pause> Now you know how I feel.....

George Costanza secret to job security: You don't have to looks always busy, just always look perturbed.

But I love ... the Drake. We all love the Drake!

The irony of George's fiance dying a wk. before the wedding from licking toxic invitation envelopes; George Costanza says: But I mourned, Jerry! Those were summer months in mourning! Anybody can mourn in January!

Estelle Costanza: Remember Festivus isn't over until the feats of strength.
George: No... not the feats of strength.
Estelle: C'mon Georgie, wrestle with your father!
George: Pls. God, tell me I was adopted.

Have you seen Elaine dance? The little kicks!!

Newman's threat : ... (chuckles) or your electric bill might be a little late getting there this winter.

the Soup Nazi

JFLO
01-31-2010, 02:45 PM
http://andthecowgoesmoo.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/frank-costanza-meets-the-fusilli-jerry.jpg

Easily, one of the Top 5 TV Characters of All-Time

I don't care what anyone says, Frank Costanza is a masterpiece and Jerry Stiller is a God.

Giantsfan1080
01-31-2010, 03:41 PM
"Million to one Doc, million to one"

Im_a_Romosexual
01-31-2010, 04:14 PM
"I was in the pool!"

JFLO
01-31-2010, 04:47 PM
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The Unseen
01-31-2010, 05:38 PM
JFLO, your previous avie was fantastic. i like ICHC and all, but why the change?

JFLO
01-31-2010, 05:53 PM
No, I liked SPR one better, but it wouldn't work anymore.

Nothing wrong with I Can Has Cheeseburgers...that cat is so darn cute!

TACKLE
01-31-2010, 05:58 PM
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JFLO
01-31-2010, 06:08 PM
I've been contemplating buying this t-shirt for like the past year...or two.

http://rlv.zcache.com/vile_weed_tshirt-p2350517544029417103da9_400.jpg

JFLO
01-31-2010, 06:53 PM
sorry, can't get enough of it...

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Giantsfan1080
01-31-2010, 07:16 PM
MHBVkI1ZXgg

The_Dude
01-31-2010, 09:22 PM
"Oh, it's Risk. It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives"


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HeavyLeggedWaistBender
01-31-2010, 10:48 PM
It's allllll pipes!

Maybe a dingo ate your baby. (shes so hot btw)

fischbowl
01-31-2010, 11:37 PM
pTJMtZWx29s

ThePudge
02-01-2010, 12:05 AM
I own every season of Seinfeld and have seen every episode at least a couple times. Favorite character has to be George, favorite episode was "The Boyfriend" with Keith Hernandez.

Kramer
02-01-2010, 02:43 PM
I own every season of Seinfeld and have seen every episode at least a couple times. Favorite character has to be George, favorite episode was "The Boyfriend" with Keith Hernandez.

That was the most recent episode I have watched.

My family owns every single Seinfeld DVD. We have the Seinfeld scene it game. We have Seinfeld on tivo. Its a thanksgiving tradition to play Seinfeld scene it. I met Jerry Seinfeld at a Mets game once and only exchanged a few words with him and it was an amazing moment. I have gone on the real Kenny Kramer's Seinfeld reality tours on NYC twice. I met the actor who played the Soup Nazi on one of the tours. People have told me I look like Jerry Seinfeld. A waiter in France thought my Dad was Jerry Seinfeld.

Yeah, kinda obsessed. Oh yeah, my username is Kramer and I started this thread.

TACKLE
02-01-2010, 03:47 PM
pTJMtZWx29s

David Puddy is the best character on the show.

HeavyLeggedWaistBender
02-01-2010, 03:51 PM
Feels like an Arby's night.

The Dynasty
02-01-2010, 04:06 PM
Two of my favorite Scenes that haven't been posted.

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RufusMcDaniel
02-01-2010, 05:51 PM
"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli."

singe_101
02-01-2010, 07:09 PM
Newmanium!

That's a shame.

The cool, even breezes of Anytown, USA.

Stick a fork in me, Jerry... I'm done.

Kramer
02-02-2010, 01:17 PM
The most underrated episode in my opinion is The Diplomats Club. Its the episode when Jerry has that crazy manager, and she gets him nervous by telling him not to freak out about the Pilot watching his act, and Kramer bets with the guy from Texas on which flight lands first while George tries to show his boss Mr. Morgan he has black friends.

The_Dude
02-02-2010, 06:53 PM
"Ann Landers sucks!"

*this episode is on right now...*

Kramer
02-02-2010, 07:06 PM
"Ann Landers sucks!"

*this episode is on right now...*

Was that the generous tipper who said that?

The_Dude
02-02-2010, 07:11 PM
Was that the generous tipper who said that?

Yep

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BuckNaked
02-02-2010, 07:55 PM
Haha i was just watching that episode on TBS

Kramer
02-04-2010, 09:35 PM
this thread cant die!

Elaine- You were born in Italy?
Frank- Yes I was, thats why I can never become president, and I have never become interested in politics. THEY DONT WANT ME I DONT WANT THEM!!

I definitely worded Frank's line incorrectly some way.

singe_101
02-16-2010, 06:58 PM
(ticket smudged from lotion)
It must have been the botanical extracts!

KCJ58
02-16-2010, 07:00 PM
you know they don't run any new shows right?

this show would have been better if it didn't have a laugh track

Splat
02-16-2010, 07:44 PM
This show would have been better if it didn't have a laugh track

That goes for every show.

Kramer
02-16-2010, 08:36 PM
you know they don't run any new shows right?

this show would have been better if it didn't have a laugh track

I disagree, the laugh track actually flowed well with the show.

singe_101
03-04-2010, 07:01 PM
"Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house."

Hadn't seen that one before.

nepg
03-05-2010, 11:13 AM
I don't even notice the laugh track, to be honest...I'm too busy laughing when they play it.