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bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:01 AM
Looks bogus. Here he comes!

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:02 AM
OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Tiger. Wow what a douche bag.

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:03 AM
Selfish, you mean how I ****** some skanks!

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:04 AM
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH this is almost as bad as an Obama speech.

EvilNixon
02-19-2010, 10:05 AM
Can't knock him for controlling it. Reporters are mean people.

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:05 AM
It's so bogus though.

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:07 AM
WHOA.

NOW THAT IS REAL.

"I have cheated, I have had affairs. . ."

Now this is getting good!

T-RICH49
02-19-2010, 10:09 AM
it'd be more believable if he did'nt look at a paper every 3 seconds

The Unseen
02-19-2010, 10:09 AM
this is corny ********

The Unseen
02-19-2010, 10:11 AM
LEAVE BRITNEY i mean MY WIFE AND KIDS ALONE

T-RICH49
02-19-2010, 10:11 AM
this is corny ********


well what were you expecting?statement readings = corny

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:11 AM
What is this bs about? the stuff about the media? he is almost blaming them for some stuff?

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:12 AM
Christ, a religion issue. Jeebus what a douche

bored of education
02-19-2010, 10:13 AM
Porn Stars!!!!!!!!

T-RICH49
02-19-2010, 10:17 AM
ok so when do you expect him to return to golf?before the Masters or after?

LizardState
02-19-2010, 11:01 AM
Jim Rome has been castigating him all wk. for this conference with no Q&A allowed. I expect the rest of the media talking heads to do the same for at least a wk.

This lame attempt at spin & controlling the scandal is a waste of his $ for the highest price PR firm on the planet, they know he's toast but they're still happy to take his $.

He will receive no feedback here, but wait until he hits the PGA tour, do you think maybe there will be some heckling from the crowds?

HeavyLeggedWaistBender
02-19-2010, 11:08 AM
He did great. You're being childish. Reading a statement is how it's done now because thats how we've forced it to be. People have to read carefully crafted statements by PR reps and attorneys because we started to break down every sentance spoken by public figures.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Addict
02-19-2010, 11:08 AM
so... why is he in therapy? As a man, I can only identify wanting to have sex with multiple beautiful women as very, very healthy.

CashmoneyDrew
02-19-2010, 11:32 AM
so... why is he in therapy? As a man, I can only identify wanting to have sex with multiple beautiful women as very, very healthy.

Some of them were the opposite of beautiful.

Nalej
02-19-2010, 12:02 PM
He did great. You're being childish. Reading a statement is how it's done now because thats how we've forced it to be. People have to read carefully crafted statements by PR reps and attorneys because we started to break down every sentance spoken by public figures.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I agree. If he talks from memory then he'll just stutter and probably say something dumb or make up words/mispronounce something- he'll look like an idiot
If he writes it down and gets help writing it then its fake.

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

Either way- I ******* hate that this is on ESPN. It should be on E!
Why? 'cause I ******* hate E! and don't care two shits about anyones personal life
I watch ESPN to watch sports highlights- not to learn about some guys adultry.
Don't care.

ElectricEye
02-19-2010, 12:13 PM
Why is this headline god damn news? Can someone tell me?

Maybe Next Year Millen2
02-19-2010, 12:22 PM
He should have said to make it entertaining

I'm rich and can do what I want, which is have sex with a buttload of women. Judge me all you want but go to talk to Michael Jordan who people didn't give a crap about being an adulterer. Have to live with my wife(exwife) hating me now and give her half my money. That sucks but I'm still rich and the best ******* golfer in the world and its not even close so you'll watch me anyways. See you at the Masters.

Bosanac01
02-19-2010, 12:25 PM
Tiger Woods was on 80% of my channels this morning. Arrr

ElectricEye
02-19-2010, 12:28 PM
Tiger Woods was on 80% of my channels this morning. Arrr

Same deal here. NECN(local news) even has some kind of Tiger Woods speech expert commenting on it. I didn't know we had such highly qualified individuals around here.

Bosanac01
02-19-2010, 12:35 PM
Every morning show was postponed for tiger woods speech. Couldn't even watch The View. :(

Hawk
02-19-2010, 12:44 PM
He should have said to make it entertaining

I'm rich and can do what I want, which is have sex with a buttload of women. Judge me all you want but go to talk to Michael Jordan who people didn't give a crap about being an adulterer. Have to live with my wife(exwife) hating me now and give her half my money. That sucks but I'm still rich and the best ******* golfer in the world and its not even close so you'll watch me anyways. See you at the Masters.

Amen, he can do what he wants. It sucks that he's in the public eye and has to deal with the media.

tjsunstein
02-19-2010, 12:57 PM
it'd be more believable if he did'nt look at a paper every 3 seconds

This. Why did he need a speech? He knows his life more than anyone. He's an expert on it. But, he took the last three months preparing this speech? I would rather him stutter, mispronounce, do whatever as long as his words were coming from the top of his head. It would come off as a little more sincere.

Jvig43
02-19-2010, 12:58 PM
I agree. If he talks from memory then he'll just stutter and probably say something dumb or make up words/mispronounce something- he'll look like an idiot
If he writes it down and gets help writing it then its fake.

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

Either way- I ******* hate that this is on ESPN. It should be on E!
Why? 'cause I ******* hate E! and don't care two shits about anyones personal life
I watch ESPN to watch sports highlights- not to learn about some guys adultry.
Don't care.

This pretty much sums up my feelings on this 100%. I could care less what the dude does in his personal time. All I care about is that hes a damn good golfer, and the sport suffers with his absence.

CLong4Heisman
02-19-2010, 01:12 PM
Tiger: "For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters/ in about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus."

jayceheathman
02-19-2010, 01:24 PM
BOE has about 95% of the posts in this thread. :)

themaninblack
02-19-2010, 01:28 PM
This is worse than the whole brett favor 'saga'. please.

bored of education
02-19-2010, 01:30 PM
Overall it wasnt bad. the setting sucked but its better than nothing. I dont liek the beginning part or the slamming the media part.

Bosanac01
02-19-2010, 01:48 PM
Overall it wasnt bad. the setting sucked but its better than nothing. I dont liek the beginning part or the slamming

Wait what? I though we were talking about Tiger Woods...

El Peefs?????
02-19-2010, 01:53 PM
Wait what? I though we were talking about Tiger Woods...

Well we cant help it if Tiger chose to slam a few cuties..

http://www.poptower.com/pic-15771/veronica-siwik-daniels.jpg

jayceheathman
02-19-2010, 02:00 PM
Well we cant help it if Tiger chose to slam a few cuties..

http://www.poptower.com/pic-15771/veronica-siwik-daniels.jpg

No gum and no tardies?

Bosanac01
02-19-2010, 02:03 PM
i wonder if she can cook

Shiver
02-19-2010, 02:40 PM
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic?

...

Only 700 went down on the Titanic.

El Peefs?????
02-19-2010, 02:59 PM
Look she even starred in a 'movie' based on their relatonship! Here is the plot synopsis.




"Joslyn found out that hubby Nick cheated on her so she thought she would do the same. Joslyn James hooked up with a professional golfer as a revenge ****. When the story hit the news and hubby Nick found out, he actually wasn't mad but a bit turned on. After talking about it for a bit Nick wanted to watch her get ****** by another guy. With the golfer in the news and that couldn't happen again, the horny couple contacted us for another man to bang his wife!"

http://www.mrsoprano.com/reviews/Please_Bang_My_Wife/Joslynjames0.jpg

CJSchneider
02-19-2010, 03:10 PM
Well we cant help it if Tiger chose to slam a few cuties..

http://www.poptower.com/pic-15771/veronica-siwik-daniels.jpg

*****, move your head, "MATH IS" what?

El Peefs?????
02-19-2010, 03:11 PM
*****, move your head, "MATH IS" what?

Fun-damental of course.

CJSchneider
02-19-2010, 03:13 PM
Fun-damental of course.

I have an "READING is "FUN"-damental" poster in my classroom.

TitansCJftw
02-19-2010, 03:21 PM
tiger woods you and your speech suck for taking over tv

Whistler6
02-19-2010, 03:55 PM
If he wasn't married, he would be Derek Jeter.

The guy owes the public nothing. Whether he read it or not, he got up in front of the cameras and made the statement. The public has never seen him in any other way besides wearing red on Sundays and accepting trophies. He was the IT guy in golf and an idol to many.

I'm sure he's embarrassed, and I know if I would of done what he did there is no way I could have done with without a word for word speech. This is between him and his wife, no one else. All I care about is him on the golf course and until then I'm going to leave his personal life out of my conversation.

LizardState
02-19-2010, 05:22 PM
Well we cant help it if Tiger chose to slam a few cuties..

http://www.poptower.com/pic-15771/veronica-siwik-daniels.jpg

I see that & I see the 80s video of David Lee Roth singing Hot for Teacher in my twisted subconscious memory.

I've seen the entire speech twice now & have to think the whole thing was all about protecting his remaining endorsements & total worth. Everybody liked his sincerity per the ESPN poll, I spotted a couple of moments of complete denial on his part, especially the loud angry part about my wife has never hit me, "Ever!" -- maybe not you, but was that window on your SUV you were driving partially clothed at 3 AM while escaping from the classic hell hath no fury pissed off wife broken all by itself? Give us a break.

A very public figure, the most well known pro sports celeb face on the planet asking for privacy from the press after a meltdown from spousal reaction to multiple, protracted adulteries with over a dozen women over yrs. & yrs, am I the only person who finds that unreasonable?

CJSchneider
02-19-2010, 07:54 PM
Tiger Woods owes me incredible drives down the fairway, great chip shots and long, dramatic puts. I don't need him to apologize for ruining his image as my kids' role model because he never was. I am their role model, the way all parents (ok, all quality parents) should be.

Bosanac01
02-19-2010, 07:57 PM
I think I deserve an apology from Tiger Woods. 14 Girls all to himself? Come on!!

No wonder why I can't get laid.

CJSchneider
02-19-2010, 08:09 PM
Wait, I want to get this straight. Are you saying that Tiger Woods is
single-handedly keeping you from getting laid?

CJSchneider
02-19-2010, 08:13 PM
I see that & I see the 80s video of David Lee Roth singing Hot for Teacher in my twisted subconscious memory.


-4GZFbCqx18

That's my theme song.

Whistler6
02-19-2010, 09:14 PM
How pissed is Roger Goodell that his birthday was upstaged and overlooked today by Tiger Woods 12 minute apology?

Bosanac01
02-19-2010, 09:53 PM
How pissed is Roger Goodell that his birthday was upstaged and overlooked today by Tiger Woods 12 minute apology?

(looong) 13 and a half.