I need some advice

[bored of education]

Ok last night I was at the bar kicking the ill type game to this shorty. I am 28 she is 19. I got her number. I want her badly. How long do i wait to call her? i forget the rules because i usually stalk the **** out of a shorty liek this and text her 039094230940 times until she calls the cops.

so how long do i wait? i know it used to be 3 days but damn i want this girl. shes fine as ****. no pics right now sorry guys :D

[CashmoneyDrew]

Two days at most. I say there's nothing wrong calling 24 hours later though, if you really want to lay the pipe.

I'll pray for your ****.

[Tha Wootster]

I don't care BOEZO

PICS OR GTFO! :D

[bored of education]

im usually really bad about things like this

woot ill get pics later. i havent found her on facebook yet jeebus i am a stalker :/

[prock]

**** son, call her tonight.

[RaiderNation]

Id probably wait until later on today to call her. Ask her if she wants to go out again

[diabsoule]

I'd call or text her tomorrow. Then you should be good.

[vidae]

Show up at her place unannounced tonight and ask if she wants to hang out.

[Caddy]

Surprise her at her place of work wearing only space boots and a space helmet.

[vidae]

Surprise her at her place of work wearing only space boots and a space helmet.

Forget my suggestion. Do this.

[bored of education]

Surprise her at her place of work wearing only space boots and a space helmet.

I got an awesome pair of space boots too!

[Caddy]

I got an awesome pair of space boots too!

I know! I saw them while I was hiding in your wardrobe last night.

[KCJ58]

hahaha this thread is hilarious boe +rep for you,

[Job]

I'd opt for tomorrow.

[zachsaints52]

If you text me again I will file a restraining order... Yeah the "girl" you thought you was with is me...


:O

[bored of education]

Ok, I will wait til tomorrow then I will call her and say hi. Then take it from there. I will not be subject the the hazing you guys put on me and I will not post her picture you sick *****!

[tjsunstein]

Does she know you're 28?

[wordofi]

Ok last night I was at the bar kicking the ill type game to this shorty. I am 28 she is 19. I got her number. I want her badly. How long do i wait to call her? i forget the rules because i usually stalk the **** out of a shorty liek this and text her 039094230940 times until she calls the cops.

so how long do i wait? i know it used to be 3 days but damn i want this girl. shes fine as ****. no pics right now sorry guys :D

Ask Tom Leykis.

[bored of education]

Does she know you're 28?

yeah i was celebrating my bday last night and she guessed my age so i guessed hers and i said 22 or 23

she said umm lets sya you can buy me a drink in 2 years

i was like :O

[Xonraider]

umm... wait until tommorrow and try not to go just like ''hi remember me'' or something...be creative and assume she already knows who you are.

[CJSchneider]

Wait the standard two days, then open with some corny "Those days felt like years. Can I buy you a drink now." line.

[Xonraider]

Wait the standard two days, then open with some corny "Those days felt like years. Can I buy you a drink now." line.

More like '' Now YOU can buy me a drink''

[slightlyaraiderfan]

boe, what are her measurements.

[niel89]

I think we need to institute a new rule in the off topic. Its the Man Law. Any time you talk about a girl (famous not included) if a person claims Man Law then you must supply a picture of her.

[Brent]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Tits_or_gtfo1.jpg

[CC.SD]

lawlz, 19 GI BOE she is young and impressionable, this is excellent.

[vikes_28]

BOE, you better get in her pants real soon.

[Tha Wootster]

You better send me this pic by PM boezo!

:(

[The Unseen]

I
WANT
PIXX
NAO

:( plz?

[thefalconer]

I
WANT
PIXX
NAO

:( plz?

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[Bosanac01]

BOE is such a pimp. I bet he holds combines for his bitches to see which he'll take out every night. It goes by age group.

[bored of education]

Ok
so we texted back and forth like 8 exchanges. So i asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and 3 hours later no response? was it past her bedtime? :(

[CJSchneider]

Ok
so we texted back and forth like 8 exchanges. So i asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and 3 hours later no response? was it past her bedtime? :(

She was out past curfew and her mommy took her cell-phone away.

[vikes_28]

Ok
so we texted back and forth like 8 exchanges. So i asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and 3 hours later no response? was it past her bedtime? :(

It was too soon buddy. If she doesn't text you back then just give it a couple more days. 5 or 6... And if she doesn't say anything, or seems uninterested, then she's not worth it.

[Brent]

if she wanted to **** you, she would have. give up & fap alone at home.

[bored of education]

im on a 17 day fapless streak

im playing the Seinfeld contest with myself

whoa, see what I did there?

[CJSchneider]

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa233/shredtastical/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[broth223]

boe, what are her measurements.

at least tell us her 40