If you could un-invent one thing......

[Vince Lombardi]

....what would it be?

I'd have to put some more thought into it to be sure, but cellphones would be right at the top of my list. I hate them and all of the people that walk around with them glued to the side of their heads. Sure they're convenient at times, but they're also intrusive, annoying, and don't even get me started on the topic of people driving and using their cell. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon8.gif Basically they're like a digital leash. I barely ever use mine and when I do it's like:

"hey"
"ok"
"cool"
"sounds good"
"later"

I also can't stand those damn earpieces that everybody is using now. They all look like idiots and I can't tell the crazy people from the people talking on their phones now. :eek:

So, uh, yea....what would you "un-invent"?

[terribletowel39]

i'm gonna go old school and say electricity. light by fire.

no real reason just couldn't think of anything else.

[duckseason]

The combustible engine is the first thing I thought of. But there are a lot of other things that weren't "invented" that I would much rather do away with.

[bsaza2358]

I'm not sure if this is an invention or not, but Reality TV. Such a freakin' waste of time...

[Jughead10]

I'd like to un-invent last call.

[bsaza2358]

You mean the horrible show with Colin Quinn or the time when a bar stops serving alchohol?

[Jughead10]

You mean the horrible show with Colin Quinn or the time when a bar stops serving alchohol?

Both of them. But I originally meant when bars stop serving.

[duckseason]

I'd like to un-invent last call.
Haha, nice. Maybe we could just un-invent the beer bottle, and invent pipelines straight from the brewery to a faucet hooked up to the side of our couches.

[Splat]

I would like to "un-invent" crack it is a hell of drug just say no.

[JPLUFF]

the popped-collar

[Jughead10]

Haha, nice. Maybe we could just un-invent the beer bottle, and invent pipelines straight from the brewery to a faucet hooked up to the side of our couches.

Sometimes I enjoy the beer bottle. Especially in the summer. I prefer sitting on the deck of a shore house with a bottle in hand, rather than out of a pint glass. Funny how I change threads into threads about drinking. I think I have a problem.

[bsaza2358]

the popped-collar

How do you uninvent the popped collar without uninventing the collar?

[etk]

the popped-collar

Well now that you mention it, just un-invent the whole thing,

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s286/talbucsfan/guidos.jpg

[RyanLeaf#1]

Sports Gambling

[duckseason]

Whoever invented fat chicks should be shot.

[bsaza2358]

I like that picture. It amuses me.

[bearsfan_51]

Umm...the atomic bomb?

[bsaza2358]

Whoever invented fat chicks should be shot.

You mean God?

[duckseason]

You mean God?
No. Just whoever it was that invented the fat chick.

[bsaza2358]

I think it was God...

[Bearsfan123]

the sports agent

[duckseason]

I think it was God...

Oh. Well I'm not sure, but I sure wish fat chicks were never invented.

[bsaza2358]

I agree. However, I like that there are fat chicks around to scare the skinny ones into staying trim...

[bearsfan_51]

You see what happens when you ask the masses their opinions Vince? This is why democracy doesn't work.

[etk]

Oh. Well I'm not sure, but I sure wish fat chicks were never invented.

Fat chicks need love too....

(I have an amazing pic I want to insert but it's not PG-13)

[bsaza2358]

Hey, the masses never get what they want. Let them dream!

[bsaza2358]

Well, food is sex to fat people, so fat chicks just need more food...

[duckseason]

I agree. However, I like that there are fat chicks around to scare the skinny ones into staying trim...
Dude. Great point. I never even thought of it like that. Maybe they really do have a purpose in the grand scheme. Maybe that guy was a genius after all. Maybe, without fat chicks, there would be no hot chicks! I think I just had an epiphany. I love fat chicks!

[Vince Lombardi]

You see what happens when you ask the masses their opinions Vince? This is why democracy doesn't work.

I'm just throwing them a bone, I'll completely disregard all of their thoughts and ideas anyways. ;) lol

[DChess]

carson daly

[Vince Lombardi]

i'm gonna go old school and say electricity. light by fire.

no real reason just couldn't think of anything else.

no electricity = no NFLDC :confused:

[duckseason]

Well, maybe if we didn't have electricity Scott would have just built a giant bon-fire on lake Minnetonka and we'd all have intuitively migrated in that direction. Maybe NFLDC would've been even greater than it is now.

[bsaza2358]

I think we have established that electricity is plain awesome and deserves to stay in our lives.

[bantx]

I wish they never invented punk rock. So annoying so very annoying.

[duckseason]

I think we have established that electricity is plain awesome and deserves to stay in our lives.

Screw electricity. I want to scout players via changing wind patterns on the shores of lake Minnetonka. I want to camp out in tee pee's crafted from the hides of former 1st round busts.

[bsaza2358]

Electricity raped my mother and killed my father...

[TitleTown088]

STD's... WTF?

[terribletowel39]

no internet NFLDC we just would all know each others actual names and address and have carpal tunnel from writing so many letters and writing in caps yelling at ppl. snail mail is the greatest thing ever invented.

[bsaza2358]

STD's... WTF?

I wasn't aware STD's were "invented"...

[Vikes99ej]

The franchise tag. And the wife-beater.

[PalmerToCJ]

No. Just whoever it was that invented the fat chick.

I was going to go with the idea of fast food being uninvented for that very reason.

Damn fat chicks and their rolls and big boobs that aren't fun to look at because they're on a fat chick.

[bsaza2358]

Palmer, if you look at our discussion, we determined that fat chicks have a certain value...

[P-L]

The accounts of a few posters on NFLDC...

[PalmerToCJ]

Palmer, if you look at our discussion, we determined that fat chicks have a certain value...

It's like a double edged sword though... I mean I think it's worth the risk to just get rid of them and see where it goes from there... At least our generation of women will know what fat chicks look like, we'll just be screwing up the future of hot chicks.

[bsaza2358]

You may have a point there. I would be for eliminating morbidly obese women, but keeping "fluffy" girls. That way, you get rid of the wastes of space, but you'd keep the slightly chunky women there as a deterrent for the skinny gals...

[Jughead10]

You may have a point there. I would be for eliminating morbidly obese women, but keeping "fluffy" girls. That way, you get rid of the wastes of space, but you'd keep the slightly chunky women there as a deterrent for the skinny gals...

Some of those "fluffy" girls, as you so kindly put it, are good for certain things. They have to step up their game somehow to get guys, but they can't do it on looks alone.

[bsaza2358]

Yes yes, "fluffy" women are enthusiastic and kinky in the sack. However, if you had any game, you could get a hot woman to do the same thing.

[Jughead10]

Yes yes, "fluffy" women are enthusiastic and kinky in the sack. However, if you had any game, you could get a hot woman to do the same thing.

This is true. Certain weekends my game lacks and when you are really hammered the very foward "fluffy" girls are tough to say no to.

[Vince Lombardi]

I changed my mind, I'd like to un-invent work. That way I could fulfill my lifelong dream of being a lazy bastard and an alcoholic.

[Jughead10]

I changed my mind, I'd like to un-invent work. That way I could fulfill my lifelong dream of being a lazy bastard and an alcoholic.

Somehow I am able to do both. Hold down a job and be a lazy bastard/alcoholic. Don't ask me how, it boggles the mind.

[bsaza2358]

jug, fluffy girls can be easy, but they're like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends see you with one...

I'd rather sit there and strike out than go below an acceptable attractiveness range. I've done my share of slumming, but I'm with a girl now who is just fantastic. I'm done with the bar scene forever.

[bsaza2358]

You can be a lazy bastard, an alchoholic, and still make money and be comfortable. There are lots of people like that in the world. You just have to sex up a fat rich chick... haha

[Jughead10]

jug, fluffy girls can be easy, but they're like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends see you with one...

I'd rather sit there and strike out than go below an acceptable attractiveness range. I've done my share of slumming, but I'm with a girl now who is just fantastic. I'm done with the bar scene forever.

Agreed. I wouldn't brag about being with one. And I wouldn't lock one up in a relationship, but for me right now if nothing better is going on. What the hell.

[Vince Lombardi]

Somehow I am able to do both. Hold down a job and be a lazy bastard/alcoholic. Don't ask me how, it boggles the mind.

Don't get me wrong, I'm able to pull them all off too but my lazy side would like for me to cut work entirely out of the picture.

[DChess]

on the fluffy girl part, they alos have the abilty to lose a few pounds and acutally turn out to be hot, but mentally they still think there flulffy, helps out the guys with a little less game.i dont work, i have school, so anyway to get rid of school, and replace it with beer is cool with me

[Jughead10]

on the fluffy girl part, they alos have the abilty to lose a few pounds and acutally turn out to be hot, but mentally they still think there flulffy, helps out the guys with a little less game.i dont work, i have school, so anyway to get rid of school, and replace it with beer is cool with me

This is brilliant. I have brought this up in the past. I also have been with a girl like that. A little chunky in high school. A basketball player so she was an athlete. After high school she really thinned out and was gorgeous. But she still had the self esteem of the slightly chunkey high school girl.

[DChess]

This is brilliant. I have brought this up in the past. I also have been with a girl like that. A little chunky in high school. A basketball player so she was an athlete. After high school she really thinned out and was gorgeous. But she still had the self esteem of the slightly chunkey high school girl.

thats seriously a perfect type, but when u get the girl who went bolemic, and is a mind case, thats when u realized u didnt hit the lottery, just a psycho with an eating disorder

[bsaza2358]

The ugly duckling syndrome is pretty nice. Gotta love it!

[terribletowel39]

gina hair??

[DChess]

gina hair??

yeah, thats a little gross, but only if you go down there, and if you do, then yous a *****

[EdReedUnstoppable]

Umm...the atomic bomb?

Dam I was gonna say that.......um.....any and all guns.

[The Unseen]

Fire.

That way, we'd have cold fusion figured out waaaayyyy before now. Like, in the 1200s...

[hugepunch]

T-moble sidekick, my friends have them. they are so f'n annoying.

[bsaza2358]

Queefs. There, I said it!

[jkpigskin]

Guns and drugs

[DChess]

Queefs. There, I said it!

how bout girls pooping all together, its just weird, i still dont believe it, i refuse to believe it, and if they do hopefully its pearls or something like that

[bsaza2358]

Girls don't necessarily poop, but they do migrate en masse to the restroom to gossip and talk and BS. I dislike it, but at least it's quiet for 20 minutes or so...

[bsaza2358]

On a different note, I do find it very amusing that women like to pretend they never poop ever. Who are they kidding?

[P-L]

On a different note, I do find it very amusing that women like to pretend they never poop ever. Who are they kidding?
Actually, I think your kidding yourself.

[bsaza2358]

What does that even mean?

[drowe]

Roundabouts
breast reduction surgery
domed football stadiums
light beer

[Jughead10]

Roundabouts
breast reduction surgery
domed football stadiums
light beer

Roundabouts? What are we in England?

Also breast reduction surgery is sometimes neccesary. Very rarely but sometimes.

[DChess]

Roundabouts
breast reduction surgery
domed football stadiums
light beer

light beer is so necessary because girls would just get bigger

[drowe]

Roundabouts? What are we in England?

Also breast reduction surgery is sometimes neccesary. Very rarely but sometimes.


sadly, roundabouts are becoming trendy across the USA. f 'em

[drowe]

light beer is so necessary because girls would just get bigger


may be true...but when i see a girl drinking a real beer, i get a little turned on...so, i think it'd be an even trade off for me.

[ironman4579]

Guns and drugs

I knew someone would say guns. I agree with the drugs part, but here's the thing. Would not having guns really make that much of a difference? If people didn't have guns, they'd just walk around with a knife or freaking spears or something. Would wars really be a ton different? Instead of killing each other from long range, you'd end up with crazy Braveheart style slaughter. The only real big difference I see if we had no guns would be hopefully no innocent little kids would be killed by a damn stray bullet.(And that's probably a good enough reason for no guns right there) It's really just human nature to find a better way to kill other people and other things. If you look at it, Canada doesn't have many shootings because of the gun control laws, but they've got a ton more stabbing incidents than the US. People will always find a way to do harm to other people. Guns really don't make any difference IMO.

[DChess]

may be true...but when i see a girl drinking a real beer, i get a little turned on...so, i think it'd be an even trade off for me.

you may get turned on but then instantly turned off when shes 250

[jetsfan3]

I would un-invent internet forums so I would actually have a life.

[Jughead10]

sadly, roundabouts are becoming trendy across the USA. f 'em

and about breast reduction surgery, i realize they are sometimes necessary, but, as a boob man, i feel compelled to oppose them on principle.

I was more referring to the fact that you called them roundabouts. On the east or at least in NY/NJ they are called traffic circles.

[bigbluedefense]

I'd like to un-invent last call.

You, being the diehard fan of the Giants that you are...Im surprised you didn't go with the obvious answer...

Philadelphia!!

[Jughead10]

You, being the diehard fan of the Giants that you are...Im surprised you didn't go with the obvious answer...

Philadelphia!!

I hear ya, but it hurts me to say that without Philly, this great nation's history would be drastically changed. Who knows what this country would be like without its roots in Philly.

[RyanLeaf#1]

You, being the diehard fan of the Giants that you are...Im surprised you didn't go with the obvious answer...

Philadelphia!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ironman4579]

Aah, now we're moving into places we'd uninvent. I have to go with Chicago. Or maybe just the South Side. Could there actually be that many ugly girls and crack heads(or ugly crackhead girls) in one area? Apparently.

[bigbluedefense]

I hear ya, but it hurts me to say that without Philly, this great nation's history would be drastically changed. Who knows what this country would be like without its roots in Philly.

Ok fine...easy solution to that problem...The Eagles.

[bsaza2358]

In response to BBD's response and as a favor to everyone everywhere, I'll go with New Jersey...

[someone447]

I knew someone would say guns. I agree with the drugs part, but here's the thing. Would not having guns really make that much of a difference? If people didn't have guns, they'd just walk around with a knife or freaking spears or something. Would wars really be a ton different? Instead of killing each other from long range, you'd end up with crazy Braveheart style slaughter. The only real big difference I see if we had no guns would be hopefully no innocent little kids would be killed by a damn stray bullet.(And that's probably a good enough reason for no guns right there) It's really just human nature to find a better way to kill other people and other things. If you look at it, Canada doesn't have many shootings because of the gun control laws, but they've got a ton more stabbing incidents than the US. People will always find a way to do harm to other people. Guns really don't make any difference IMO.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. So I agree with you on that part, I disagree on the drugs part.

Drugs are very useful. Heroine and morphine are pretty much the same drug. Cocaine is used as an anesthetic for nose surgery. Marijuana helps with glaucoma and dulls the pain of arthritis. Hallucinogens have been used in religious ceremonies for thousands and thousands of years. Many people have been helped by hallucinogenic trips. The "War on Drugs" kills more people than the actual drugs do. If drugs were legal, no one would die from an accidental overdose because they didn't know the drug they had was more pure than what they usually get, for example, Brad Nowell.

If I can uninvent one thing... It would have to be... Ah hell, I don't think I would disinvent anything, everything is at least somewhat useful. Also, wouldn't it suck to disinvent something than find out later that that exact thing would be really useful in a sticky situation?

[bigbluedefense]

In response to BBD's response and as a favor to everyone everywhere, I'll go with New Jersey...

You can't uninvent New Jersey. Doing this to the modern day Garden of Eden would cause a complex energy imbalance that would cause the universe to unfold and destroy itself, lol.

[ironman4579]

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. So I agree with you on that part, I disagree on the drugs part.

Drugs are very useful. Heroine and morphine are pretty much the same drug. Cocaine is used as an anesthetic for nose surgery. Marijuana helps with glaucoma and dulls the pain of arthritis. Hallucinogens have been used in religious ceremonies for thousands and thousands of years. Many people have been helped by hallucinogenic trips. The "War on Drugs" kills more people than the actual drugs do. If drugs were legal, no one would die from an accidental overdose because they didn't know the drug they had was more pure than what they usually get, for example, Brad Nowell.

If I can uninvent one thing... It would have to be... Ah hell, I don't think I would disinvent anything, everything is at least somewhat useful. Also, wouldn't it suck to disinvent something than find out later that that exact thing would be really useful in a sticky situation?

I can't disagree with that at all.

[bsaza2358]

You can't uninvent New Jersey. Doing this to the modern day Garden of Eden would cause a complex energy imbalance that would cause the universe to unfold and destroy itself, lol.

I think the ozone problem and a lot of pollution would have been cleared up long ago. While the world would be without Bon Jovi and Springsteen, the loss of CFC's from the hair spray/hair gel product used by Jersey residents would create positive utility for the world itself.

[Jughead10]

I think the ozone problem and a lot of pollution would have been cleared up long ago. While the world would be without Bon Jovi and Springsteen, the loss of CFC's from the hair spray/hair gel product used by Jersey residents would create positive utility for the world itself.

Eh, the beautiful state of California has a worse pollution problem. There is also a huge list of actors you would be without as well as Bon Jovi and Bruce.

[njx9]

I knew someone would say guns. I agree with the drugs part, but here's the thing. Would not having guns really make that much of a difference? If people didn't have guns, they'd just walk around with a knife or freaking spears or something. Would wars really be a ton different? Instead of killing each other from long range, you'd end up with crazy Braveheart style slaughter. The only real big difference I see if we had no guns would be hopefully no innocent little kids would be killed by a damn stray bullet.(And that's probably a good enough reason for no guns right there) It's really just human nature to find a better way to kill other people and other things. If you look at it, Canada doesn't have many shootings because of the gun control laws, but they've got a ton more stabbing incidents than the US. People will always find a way to do harm to other people. Guns really don't make any difference IMO.

isn't that reason enough? i would enlist in a heartbeat if people still fought with swords.

[Caddy]

Whoever invented fat chicks should be shot.

Can you say that?

[ny10804]

The wheel.

[Damix]

I'd uninvent god, then we wouldn't have silly debates on religion

[Shane P. Hallam]

wikipedia. I love it, but damn, it makes me so lazy when doing papers and crap.

[Zim3031]

I'd uninvent god, then we wouldn't have silly debates on religion

Wouldn't that then make you God?

[bsaza2358]

Good point, Zim.

[bsaza2358]

Let's get fully away from any further mention of religion...

[steelersfan43]

Cars/ cumbustion engines


I was thinking about making this thread earlier today. weird

[Shane P. Hallam]

Let's get fully away from any further mention of religion...

Yes, this really needs to.

[bsaza2358]

I think we're okay. Maybe just delete the one or 2 posts...

[snuff]

Braveheart style battle would awesome... Guns ruined war..

I would uninvent jesus and the bible.

[AdrianWilson12]

Monarchy
Boats
Nuclear/Chemical/Biological Weapons
Parsnips

[BuckNaked]

nukes, just the thought that these could basically end mankind if used right.

[steelersfan43]

nukes, just the thought that these could basically end mankind if used right.


We are doing a nice job of that without nukes...

[Shiver]

This thread is on the precipice of...

http://forumimages.footballguys.com/style_emoticons/default/lock.gif

[princefielder28]

cigarettes

[Shiver]

cigarettes

I would agree with that.

[njx9]

ninjas. pirates are way better.

[VoteLynnSwan]

Monarchy
Boats
Nuclear/Chemical/Biological Weapons
Parsnips

without boats we wouldn't have gotten very far.

[Smokey Joe]

all illegal drugs.

[someone447]

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. So I agree with you on that part, I disagree on the drugs part.

Drugs are very useful. Heroine and morphine are pretty much the same drug. Cocaine is used as an anesthetic for nose surgery. Marijuana helps with glaucoma and dulls the pain of arthritis. Hallucinogens have been used in religious ceremonies for thousands and thousands of years. Many people have been helped by hallucinogenic trips. The "War on Drugs" kills more people than the actual drugs do. If drugs were legal, no one would die from an accidental overdose because they didn't know the drug they had was more pure than what they usually get, for example, Brad Nowell.


To you Smokey. I already showed why that isn't a good idea. Legalizing them would be the best possible solution. Don't always buy into propoganda without doing your own research.

[njx9]

To you Smokey. I already showed why that isn't a good idea. Legalizing them would be the best possible solution. Don't always buy into propoganda without doing your own research.

what if i just have an unreasonable degree of hate for hippies and want nothing more than to piss them off?

[Smokey Joe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you have got to be kidding me. Yeah, 5 hits of cocaine a day really help out people. And PCP, LSD, Ecstasy, and Crystal Meth all help out people also!

Seriously, what you wrote is a load of bull. Just because heroine is made out of morphine doesn't mean they are "practically the same drug." Heroine has a much higher addiction rate and can cause more damage. Plus, people mainly use it for recreational reasons, not medical. If you have serious pain from an injury, morphine is fine. Marijuana is okay for medical purposes, but it is a gateway drug, leading to the use of more drugs.

And to your point about Brad Nowell, and the drugs should be legalized is completely absurd. I have an idea, maybe he shouldn't freaking od on an illegal drug! You think legalizing the drug and making it less pure will help out? People can still od on it, or even worse, get behind the wheel and kill innocent people. I really don't care for him, because if you are stupid enough to do the drug and provide for drug dealers, I know it sounds harsh, the community would be better served with you dead.

Alcohol and Tobacco are the only two I would keep legal. Alcohol is a necessity and has many more uses then something to get drunk from. For areas without water Alcohol i needed to survive. And alcohol and many medical purposes. Tobacco only leads to disease in people, and if you are stupid enough to do it in todays age, good riddance to you. Tobacco doesn't cause car crashes or murders, most of the time at least.

And next time, don't try and insult my intelligence and say I should do some research on the topic. I have done plenty of research.

[TitleTown088]

light beer is so necessary because girls would just get bigger

Girls shouldn't drink beer all together. They should drink firewater.

[detroit4life]

non alcoholic beer....enough said

[TitleTown088]

Oh i got one. Planes. Damn they scare the hell outta me. Humans are not supposed to travel at 40,000 feet going 500+mph.

[TitleTown088]

what if i just have an unreasonable degree of hate for hippies and want nothing more than to piss them off?

NJX, you hate hippies too? Well I should have guessed because you hate soccer too. Only hippies and girls play soccer. We both hate soccer, Nascar, and hippies. Looks like we're a match made in heaven.

[detroit4life]

oh nascar should be uninvented as well

[Zim3031]

NASCAR brings in revenues, employment, and entertainment to a large group of people. "uninventing" it would serve no positive purpose.

And I am a staunch supporter of the "NASCAR is not a friggin sport" bandwagon. I hate it too.

[Smokey Joe]

Oh i got one. Planes. Damn they scare the hell outta me. Humans are not supposed to travel at 40,000 feet going 500+mph.

Planes are actually much safer then cars...

[njx9]

NJX, you hate hippies too? Well I should have guessed because you hate soccer too. Only hippies and girls play soccer. We both hate soccer, Nascar, and hippies. Looks like we're a match made in heaven.

except you like brett favre. i'm not sure i'm entirely ok with that. maybe if you watch the '97 SI broncos video enough times...

[detroit4life]

NASCAR brings in revenues, employment, and entertainment to a large group of people. "uninventing" it would serve no positive purpose.

And I am a staunch supporter of the "NASCAR is not a friggin sport" bandwagon. I hate it too.

yeah but it always wastes my time when im watching espn both with highlights of it and on the bottom line. Why do you need to show highlights of a car passing another while going in one big circle?

[Zim3031]

yeah but it always wastes my time when im watching espn both with highlights of it and on the bottom line. Why do you need to show highlights of a car passing another while going in one big circle?

Hey, I agree with you there. NASCAR bores the hell out of me too. Something about a bunch of guys sitting in cars and driving around a track for 5 hours that just doesn't do it for me.

[The Unseen]

Wouldn't that then make you God?

And there you have it.

[Hurricane Ditka]

I would un-invent the police. They are the government's agent of control. No different than the gangs they work to destroy. I'd also un-invent the DEA, and the electoral college. As for the atomic bomb, how would have you have ended World War II without sacrificing countless more human lives.

[TitleTown088]

I would un-invent the police. They are the government's agent of control. No different than the gangs they work to destroy. I'd also un-invent the DEA, and the electoral college. As for the atomic bomb, how would have you have ended World War II without sacrificing countless more human lives.

Sure, invading Japan may have taken a million more soldiers lives, but the atomic bomb may take EVERYONES lives someday.

[TitleTown088]

except you like brett favre. i'm not sure i'm entirely ok with that. maybe if you watch the '97 SI broncos video enough times...

They're are 4 explanations for not liking Brett favre.. 1.) you're a viking Fan. 2.) you're a bears Fan. 3.) you're a lions fan 4.) You're limp in the wrist.
Your not a fan of the NFC north, right?

[The Unseen]

I would un-invent the police. They are the government's agent of control. No different than the gangs they work to destroy.

Then how, pray tell, would you have the law enforced?

[VoteLynnSwan]

then again though... if we hadn't used it on Japan, Russia wouldn't have seen how much damage it could cause, and possibly wouldn't have hesitated on using it on us.

[The Unseen]

then again though... if we hadn't used it on Japan, Russia wouldn't have seen how much damage it could cause, and possibly wouldn't have hesitated on using it on us.

Eh, I doubt that. They would've known it's capabilities otherwise.

[TitleTown088]

then again though... if we hadn't used it on Japan, Russia wouldn't have seen how much damage it could cause, and possibly wouldn't have hesitated on using it on us. We stared eye to eye and they blinked first. Pusssies.

[njx9]

They're are 4 explanations for not liking Brett favre.. 1.) you're a viking Fan. 2.) you're a bears Fan. 3.) you're a lions fan 4.) You're limp in the wrist.
Your not a fan of the NFC north, right?

nah, i just like quarterbacks who've a) won multiple super bowls and b) retire before they need to use a cane to get up to the center to take the snap. my entire family is also, sadly, made up of lions fans. although my dad is actually old enough to have seen them when they were a pretty good team, so he has an excuse.

[TitleTown088]

nah, i just like quarterbacks who've a) won multiple super bowls and b) retire before they need to use a cane to get up to the center to take the snap. my entire family is also, sadly, made up of lions fans. although my dad is actually old enough to have seen them when they were a pretty good team, so he has an excuse.

Very creative...

I actually admire Lions fans.

[Shiver]

Very creative...

I actually admire Lions fans.

They have big cahones to stick with that franchise.

[Hurricane Ditka]

Eh, I doubt that. They would've known it's capabilities otherwise.But would they know our willingness to use it? Using it not only demonstrated it's power, but Truman was proving that he had the guts to use it.

Then how, pray tell, would you have the law enforced? Eradicating the police would do away with most laws.

[The Unseen]

Eradicating the police would do away with most laws.

The question remains. What about the laws left?

[gbpackers0065]

I would un-invent Pirates of the Carribean 2.............that movie did not live up to hype

[Hurricane Ditka]

Are we allowed to un-invent things just so we can invent and get rich off of them?

[sweetness34]

the popped-collar

Amen to that!

[Smokey Joe]

I would un-invent the police. They are the government's agent of control. No different than the gangs they work to destroy. I'd also un-invent the DEA, and the electoral college. As for the atomic bomb, how would have you have ended World War II without sacrificing countless more human lives.

F U hippie.

[cheesehead10790]

nah, i just like quarterbacks who've a) won multiple super bowls and b) retire before they need to use a cane to get up to the center to take the snap. my entire family is also, sadly, made up of lions fans. although my dad is actually old enough to have seen them when they were a pretty good team, so he has an excuse.

So you dont like Marino because he never even won a single SB? And that '97 Bronco team had a certain 37 year old QB named John Elway.

[Smokey Joe]

I would also un-invent American Idol... gayest tv show ever.

Also, I would un-invent Teri's and the unborn child of jack bauer's deaths in season 1 of 24... Jack Bauer Jr. would own. He'd be about 10 right now to... :(

[TitleTown088]

They have big cahones to stick with that franchise.

They sure do.

[yodapoop]

Masterbation.

[bigrick0016]

I would un-invent the war on drugs

[Smokey Joe]

Masterbation.

You kidding me? Masturbation is like having sex 17 1/2 times a day for me.

[yodapoop]

You kidding me? Masturbation is like having sex 17 1/2 times a day for me.

Yeah, 17 1/2 times a day with urself. That is depressing to me.

[DHVF]

Human reproduction. It has doomed this world.

[Tubby]

I would un-invent Brett Favor.

[bigrick0016]

I would uninvent ward, jbond, d-unit, njx, sarf, pl, ghetto, ccb and hchu because they work for the man

[Jimmy]

the sports agent

i think you mean; the Drew Rosenhaus/ Boras

Those two cast a shadow upon all others
and for those inspiring to become one

agents are great, actually, they are what get players the money they deserve, and if a player doesn't know how to negotiate, then he could get ripped off. So, sports agents are necessary.

Id get rid of guns. Unfortunatly, it would be a very stange world because most crime would then be commited with a knife :(

[etk]

I would uninvent ward, jbond, d-unit, njx, sarf, pl, ghetto, ccb and hchu because they work for the man

DG doesn't? I knew that man was up to something....

[Acreboy]

I'd uninvent the dildo.

Unrealistic expectations for all guys.

[bigrick0016]

DG doesn't? I knew that man was up to something....


I can't believe I forgot the original post *****.

[Green Bay Scat]

I'd uninvent the dildo.

Unrealistic expectations for all guys.

yeah, whos ever heard of a blue *****?

[TCU]

After thinking for a little bit i would un-invent the bluetooth headsets. I have yet to meet someone wearing a bluetooth head set thats not a total dick. They think they are so important, because they are opperating "hands-free" but really they still have to get out their phone to see who is calling. I love the cell phones but their hands free bluetooth headsets are totally lame.

[sweetness34]

I'd disinvent mary jane to see what the hell YFS would do....:D

[bigrick0016]

I'd disinvent mary jane to see what the hell YFS would do....:D

I'd weep and then start drinking more

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I would like to un-invent Sabermetrics, total waste.

[Green Bay Scat]

I would like to un-invent Sabermetrics, total waste.

i wish i knew what that ment

[Vince Lombardi]

I'd uninvent the dildo.

Unrealistic expectations for all guys.

I don't know, if you're smart you let them do all the "heavy lifting" for you and then you swoop in for the final 2 minutes of glory. ha http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Jughead10]

I would like to un-invent Sabermetrics, total waste.

As someone who has been a big hater of sabermetrics I tend to disagree now. However one can't totally rely on them. Often they frustrate me. Especially in some Chien Ming-Wang debates recently. Certain stats point that his 19 win season was an absolute fluke.

[bigbluedefense]

Id un invent something that I think we can all agree on. Something that the world would be better without...


Guidos.


Seriously, I can't emphasize how much I hate guidos.

[bsaza2358]

Overreliance on sabermetrics can be a dangerous thing. If you draft and scout completely based on stats, you won't get anywhere. If you use it as a tool to help you, you can have success.

[bigbluedefense]

Id also un invent the different rules in Canadian football, the whole fascination with spoiled rich kids, Ashlee Simpson, guys who try to impress girls by acting "hard", girls who fall for it, and golddiggers.

[Eaglez.Fan]

Technically you can't really "in-vent" a type of person.

[bigbluedefense]

Technically you can't really "in-vent" a type of person.

Sure you can. You can create a "racist" rather easily. You can create a "guido" rather easily, soldiers as well, etc. Environment can effect and dictate what people tend to become.

[Big Mike]

Oh. Well I'm not sure, but I sure wish fat chicks were never invented.

its not God. fat chicks are regular ppl with slow metabolisms that love food. its their fault that thy are fat and God shudnt be blamed unless he put food infatuation as a part of their personalities

[etk]

Id also un invent the different rules in Canadian football, the whole fascination with spoiled rich kids, Ashlee Simpson, guys who try to impress girls by acting "hard", girls who fall for it, and golddiggers.

Guys wouldn't do it if it didn't work 99% of the time.

[ironman4579]

I'd uninvent hippies for sure. God I hate hippies. And commies.

[bigbluedefense]

Guys wouldn't do it if it didn't work 99% of the time.

It doesn't work 99% of the time. Not from what Ive seen. A guy who can defend himself gets credit, but the guy that goes out of his way to act hard and cause a scene, he just makes himself look like a jackass.

[AdrianWilson12]

I'd uninvent hippies for sure. God I hate hippies. And commies.

Had to get political didn't you? I won't go into it, because I can read rules, but I think a few posters may to take offence to that.