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bored of education
03-01-2010, 09:21 PM
17 days thus far! Who is gonna beat me! I have proof..sorta

vidae
03-01-2010, 09:23 PM
I'll take that challeng.. oh nevermind, I just lost.

CJSchneider
03-01-2010, 09:24 PM
17 days thus far! Who is gonna beat me! I have proof..sorta

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa233/shredtastical/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

that's twice

bored of education
03-01-2010, 09:24 PM
I'm not jerking anyones chain about my 17 day fapless streak especially not jerking my own!

Kramer
03-01-2010, 09:25 PM
I thought you would be gone before you got the check.

CJSchneider
03-01-2010, 09:25 PM
I'm not gonna stroke your ego and tell you I'm proud of you either.

The Unseen
03-01-2010, 09:25 PM
I was just about to until I read this thread.

but i'm still gonna

bored of education
03-01-2010, 09:26 PM
I thought you would be gone before you got the check.

which Check? do you I know you? Tom is that you?

CJSchneider
03-01-2010, 09:27 PM
I hope you don't make it to the home stretch and then choke your chicken

Kramer
03-01-2010, 09:28 PM
which Check? do you I know you? Tom is that you?

Quote from The Contest episode of Seinfeld what Jerry said to Kramer after he said he was in. They were at The Coffee shop just to let you know as always.

Brent
03-01-2010, 09:29 PM
for those who have no idea:

LkklW7VEBHA

bored of education
03-01-2010, 09:29 PM
I remember when Kramer came storming in to jerry's apartment and slams the money on the table.

Thanks to this contest I am having I don't look at the Would You hit it Thread or Hot Chicks thread of Cute guys you know thread

The Unseen
03-01-2010, 09:30 PM
who the **** would have no idea

blast them with piss

Todd Bertuzzi
03-01-2010, 09:30 PM
I am still master of my domain.

Whistler6
03-01-2010, 09:30 PM
I was just about to until I read this thread.

but i'm still gonna

I have to squint to see that...Oh, that's what she said.

vidae
03-01-2010, 09:31 PM
I was just about to until I read this thread.

but i'm still gonna

Those Selena Gomez videos will do it to you every time!

CLong4Heisman
03-01-2010, 09:33 PM
Those Shane P. Hallam videoblogs will do it to you every time!

fixed it for you

WMD
03-01-2010, 10:03 PM
Thanks to this contest I am having I don't look at the Would You hit it Thread or Hot Chicks thread of Cute guys you know thread

http://www.celebpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kim-kardashian1.jpg

CC.SD
03-01-2010, 11:26 PM
http://www.celebpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kim-kardashian1.jpg

If BOE hits that button he will white out his screen, don't do it!

JFLO
03-02-2010, 09:26 PM
I actually did a contest my sophomore year and I only made it 2 weeks...

Get it straight though, I lost via vaginal penetration, not by jerkin my gerkin

Brent
03-02-2010, 09:28 PM
Get it straight though, I lost via vaginal penetration, not by jerkin my gerkin
I thought that sex didnt count, and that it was only about jerking off?

dabears10
03-02-2010, 09:30 PM
I thought that sex didnt count, and that it was only about jerking off?

I have had this debate many times. We established it was getting off in any way.

JFLO
03-02-2010, 09:31 PM
I thought that sex didnt count, and that it was only about jerking off?

Didn't Elaine lose by having sex with JFK Jr.? Wait, no she didn't, I don't know..

If not I guess we did it wrong?

I finished in 3rd place out of 4.

The guy that won ended up going 3 1/2 weeks

bored of education
03-02-2010, 09:33 PM
Hmmmm we must settle this before I got another day!

Rob S
03-02-2010, 09:40 PM
Sex does not count for a loss I am pretty sure. Otherwise, Jerry dating a virgin would not have been such a big deal within the context of the episode.

Brent
03-02-2010, 09:41 PM
The conversation results in George, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer entering into a contest to determine who can go for the longest period of time without masturbating.

While making out on the couch, Marla asks Jerry if they can have sex, claiming that she is ready. However, Jerry then tells Marla about the contest, prompting Marla to leave in disgust. Elaine believes that Kennedy has changed his mind and not bothered to see her. George then tells Elaine that Kennedy did come, but missed her and went with Marla. They then see Kramer with the naked woman across the street. That night, everyone has a good sleep, implying that nobody won, but as seen in The Finale, George is shown to the victor. Marla also is found, showing that she had sex with John.

it is never established whether it's only masturbation or getting off entirely.

CC.SD
03-02-2010, 09:52 PM
In the finale George says he cheated in the contest while the airplane is crashing. He cannot be the winner.

Giantsfan1080
03-02-2010, 09:54 PM
In the finale George says he cheated in the contest while the airplane is crashing. He cannot be the winner.

He lied about it at the time though. That's why he felt bad and spoke up when the plane was going down.

Todd Bertuzzi
03-02-2010, 09:54 PM
In the finale George says he cheated in the contest while the airplane is crashing. He cannot be the winner.

This... and Elaine doesn't have sex with JFK Jr.

yo123
03-03-2010, 02:17 AM
Alright, I just got it out of my system so I think I'm going to give this a shot now. Wish me luck!!

VoteLynnSwan
03-03-2010, 02:21 AM
it is never established whether it's only masturbation or getting off entirely.

I'm fairly certain that the context of the show was only masturbation, but I would argue that having sex ought to result in a disqualification as well... That wouldn't be fair at all, if you're having your needs met via sex, then you wouldn't necessarily need to masturbate, giving you an unfair advantage.

nrk
03-03-2010, 03:30 AM
This... and Elaine doesn't have sex with JFK Jr.

Agreed. I think that she never had sex with him, only masturbated. It's been a while since I've seen it, but having sex had nothing to do with it.

Kramer
03-03-2010, 03:43 PM
She didn’t have sex with him, she took a cab with him and got off at Jerry’s apartment, then she is supposed to have a date with him but he misses her outside Jerry’s place and he leaves with the virgin and they end up having sex.

wogitalia
03-03-2010, 08:41 PM
That wouldn't be fair at all, if you're having your needs met via sex, then you wouldn't necessarily need to masturbate, giving you an unfair advantage.

This...

And I'm in and fully hoping to be out of it for the above reason on the weekend but otherwise I shall triumph through my power of mind or something.

RoyHall#1
03-04-2010, 11:28 AM
I am currently at a week.

bored of education
03-12-2010, 11:21 AM
27 days and counting!

CJSchneider
03-12-2010, 12:22 PM
If I went that long without busting a nut I think I'd be able to karate chop through steel.

CLong4Heisman
03-12-2010, 12:37 PM
20 minutes and counting baby!!

Brent
03-12-2010, 02:30 PM
27 days and counting!
if you lose the contest by sleeping with a girl, you are going to fire man juice so powerfully it's going to murder her.

bored of education
03-12-2010, 02:34 PM
Can I get charged for that?

niel89
03-12-2010, 03:38 PM
Can I get charged for that?

Depends if she is a working girl.