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Stamper
03-02-2010, 11:45 PM
How come nobody talks about these crazy mother ******* animals:

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/giraf.jpg


Discuss these beautiful long necked pimps

prock
03-02-2010, 11:47 PM
They are ******* ********.

Stamper
03-02-2010, 11:49 PM
Look at that ass on this shawty

http://www.veeriku.tartu.ee/~ppensa/giraffe3.jpg

cant make a ho a housewife though

Stamper
03-02-2010, 11:52 PM
I dont know whats going on in this pic but its making me sweat a little. Shits getting hot up in this thread

http://www.dongettyphoto.com/kenya/images/new/GiraffesFighting.jpg

Stamper
03-02-2010, 11:54 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-X_z1CNvYnE/SEXgXpKIqNI/AAAAAAAAAP4/lj4fzOI9ho4/s400/giraffe_head.jpg

holt_bruce81
03-02-2010, 11:56 PM
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat........GOD DAMNIT!

Stranger
03-03-2010, 12:49 AM
So I saw a Giraffe giving birth once, the baby ends up falling like 5 feet.

ElectricEye
03-03-2010, 12:58 AM
Toasting in an epic bread.

themaninblack
03-03-2010, 01:00 AM
I don't really know what's going on here but I like it.

bantx
03-03-2010, 01:07 AM
I'm aroused

dolphinfan2k5
03-03-2010, 01:15 AM
http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hornyanimals_giraffes.jpg

Crazy giraffes

Bosanac01
03-03-2010, 01:24 AM
giraffes are truly one of a kind creatures.

TitanHope
03-03-2010, 01:42 AM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs066.snc3/13350_1127218269997_1513380032_30274177_1371263_n. jpg

Giraffes are not ladders, gentlemen.

KCJ58
03-03-2010, 01:42 AM
How come nobody talks about these crazy mother ******* animals:

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/giraf.jpg


Discuss these beautiful long necked pimps

is Stamper your last name?

niel89
03-03-2010, 01:52 AM
http://www.myfunnyanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tongue-giraffe.jpg
http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/giraffe-500x400.jpg

CashmoneyDrew
03-03-2010, 01:56 AM
Giraffes are majestic, beautiful creatures. Show some ******* respect!

M.O.T.H.
03-03-2010, 02:01 AM
http://lostintangent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/funny-giraffe-dog.jpg

TitansCJftw
03-03-2010, 02:04 AM
For you stamper you giraffe loving ****
http://www.giraffes.org/amorous-giraffe.jpg
and i really laughed my ass of at your several original posts thats some strange **** bro

Paranoidmoonduck
03-03-2010, 02:10 AM
C7HCIGFdBt8

Bosanac01
03-03-2010, 02:11 AM
http://redlegg.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/giraffe1.jpg

Stamper you creep

vidae
03-03-2010, 02:21 AM
This thread delivers.

VoteLynnSwan
03-03-2010, 02:23 AM
is Stamper your last name?

First name Mushroom.

fenikz
03-03-2010, 02:54 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-giraffe-shuns-duck1.jpg

Addict
03-03-2010, 03:54 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_03-2quPNrm8/SZwot-H0PUI/AAAAAAAAASw/9YdNxdERR2A/s400/melman.JPG

Giraffes are win.

Jakey
03-03-2010, 04:30 AM
I wish i was a giraffe :'(

thule
03-03-2010, 04:36 AM
I feed a giraffe when I was in San Diego at the amazon park thing they had. They eat apples...I thought that was weird. Atleast I think we feed them apples it was over 10 years ago now.

Addict
03-03-2010, 04:48 AM
I'd like to see a giraffe eat a watermelon, seeing that big hunk 'o fruit going down that throat would probably look pretty good

FuzzyGopher
03-03-2010, 09:10 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/6ghjet.jpg

Splat
03-03-2010, 10:24 AM
How long does it take them to vomit?

killxswitch
03-03-2010, 10:46 AM
This thread delivers.

When I scroll past any post of yours the Canadian bacon in your sig always looks like a ***** for a second.

brat316
03-03-2010, 10:55 AM
When I scroll past any post of yours the Canadian bacon in your sig always looks like a ***** for a second.

for real...that what i always think. When i see the top of his post..i'm like why does he have a ***** head.

brat316
03-03-2010, 10:56 AM
Can they Deep Throat?


Also CJ WYHI?

fischbowl
03-03-2010, 11:14 AM
I want to ride a giraffe

Stamper
03-03-2010, 11:44 AM
Giraffes get hit by planes, they dead:
http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/giraffe%20vs%20plane.jpg



ITS ALL ABOUT MOTHER ******* KOALAS:

http://www.itee.uq.edu.au/~adc2010/koala.jpg

http://bkc.star1025.com/files/2009/09/koala.jpg

RESPECT THESE TIRED LOOKING, JUST WAKING UP, LAZY MOTHER ******* ANIMALS

CJSchneider
03-03-2010, 11:51 AM
http://www.giraffes.org/amorous-giraffe.jpg


http://www.myfunnyanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tongue-giraffe.jpg
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Can they Deep Throat?


Also CJ WYHI?

You read my mind.

vikes_28
03-03-2010, 03:29 PM
I fed a Giraffe at the Colorado Springs zoo. They were bad ass. But watch your back, cause they'll sniff your ass.

bantx
03-03-2010, 03:53 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4405028464_cafda1cc87.jpg

This thread is now about ferocious lions and yes thats me with a photoshopped lion on my head. I'm a ************* lion

Job
03-03-2010, 04:19 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4405028464_cafda1cc87.jpg

This thread is now about ferocious lions and yes thats me with a photoshopped lion on my head. I'm a ************* lion

Dude nobody gives a **** about lions.

bantx
03-03-2010, 04:22 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/2rg25mr.jpg
excuse me?

hobbes2053
03-03-2010, 04:25 PM
http://openbytes.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/koala_baby_pic.jpg

Did I hear someone say lions? I ******* hope not.

bantx
03-03-2010, 04:27 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/15yhwdh.jpg

i think i did

Brent
03-03-2010, 04:28 PM
http://cheddarbay.com/0000koala/Bonnie2005.jpg

bantx
03-03-2010, 04:30 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/2w37wiq.jpg

CJSchneider
03-03-2010, 04:33 PM
This thread is now about ferocious lions

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/552/lionballsnj2.jpg

fenikz
03-03-2010, 04:54 PM
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/552/lionballsnj2.jpg

such noble and majestic creatures

Todd Bertuzzi
03-03-2010, 05:00 PM
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb125/Cheeriotown/LionRidingHorse.jpg

OSUGiants17
03-03-2010, 05:02 PM
C7HCIGFdBt8

I was gonna post that. I had a giraffe lick my car window once on one of those drive thru safaris. It was awesome.
My dream:
http://edgewriter.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/giraffe1.jpg
http://www.stuartwildeblog.com/storage/Jesus-riding-a-giraffe.jpg

ride one of these bad boys. Giraffes kick ass

OSUGiants17
03-03-2010, 05:02 PM
Does this count?
http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/cards/mt/big/mt_49_girafarig.jpg

OSUGiants17
03-03-2010, 05:05 PM
please delete this post. Double post

OSUGiants17
03-03-2010, 05:08 PM
my thoughts on koalas
gy0D-10ostk
In my opinion, this should be about Kangaroos, the far supierior marsupial.

yo123
03-03-2010, 05:08 PM
http://www.out-post.net/pics/Fat%20Giraffe.jpg

OSUGiants17
03-03-2010, 05:11 PM
http://www.out-post.net/pics/Fat%20Giraffe.jpg

That just happened.

The Unseen
03-03-2010, 05:41 PM
C7HCIGFdBt8

that's Swahili in the background! (and of course Japanese)

but that's a cool vid

CJSchneider
03-03-2010, 07:22 PM
If a dog can hump a duck...



http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg141/MatrxWolf/giraffe.jpg

GET SOME GIRAFFE; GET SOME!

Splat
03-03-2010, 07:28 PM
http://cheddarbay.com/0000koala/Bonnie2005.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/2q04sgo.jpg

Stamper
03-03-2010, 07:29 PM
Don't disrespect the mother ******* koala with this lion bs. This **** is still all about the koala

http://koalas.org/koala-australia.jpg

GET SOME

killxswitch
03-03-2010, 07:34 PM
That just happened.

Terrence Cody in a previous life?

wogitalia
03-03-2010, 07:56 PM
Koalas are evil little sons of bitches with vicious claws they are not cute!

I do like how sleazy they always look though.

hobbes2053
03-03-2010, 08:24 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/2w37wiq.jpg

David Bowie lion?

UFdOfI_hp4k

Hg28MUxnURQ

Koalas are the ****.

The_Dude
03-03-2010, 08:34 PM
I'll tell you what, I'd rather hunt koalas or giraffes than lions:

0CNgwZgoKFc

CJSchneider
03-03-2010, 08:42 PM
The lion has excellent closing speed, but is not a sure tackler as he gets a little anxious to make the big hit.

hobbes2053
03-03-2010, 09:14 PM
The lion has excellent closing speed, but is not a sure tackler as he gets a little anxious to make the big hit.

Which is completely different than these awesome beasts.

K4SqXl9Zj6k

Check out 1:08 and 1:24

thule
03-03-2010, 11:20 PM
http://yayeveryday.com/images/post_images/2010-2-17/9161/1266433246.jpg

fischbowl
03-04-2010, 09:19 AM
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/animals/img/2087_okapi.jpg

Your mind has just been blown, I know

Splat
03-04-2010, 09:27 AM
The lion has excellent closing speed, but is not a sure tackler as he gets a little anxious to make the big hit.

Derrick Johnson?

stephenson86
03-04-2010, 09:32 AM
http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/manatee.bmp

ladies and gentlemen...the sea cow

killxswitch
03-04-2010, 09:34 AM
http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/1362599_02bcdea730_o.jpg

Forenci
03-04-2010, 09:37 AM
The lion has excellent closing speed, but is not a sure tackler as he gets a little anxious to make the big hit.

Sir, are you comparing Taylor Mays to a lion? I find that to be offensive to lions. I'm sure they could play better in coverage than Mays.

fischbowl
03-04-2010, 09:49 AM
http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/manatee.bmp

ladies and gentlemen...the sea cow

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/12/manateefive.jpg

tM_lrK4upvw

Jakey
03-04-2010, 09:49 AM
http://www.out-post.net/pics/Fat%20Giraffe.jpg

**** just got real!

LizardState
03-04-2010, 12:47 PM
"George Bush ****** it all up for any white male to be President. After him, we needed anything else..... a white woman, a black man, giraffe, anything!!"

Chris Rock, 2009

Stamper
02-15-2013, 02:48 PM
Can a brotha get a bump for a mutha ******* giraffe:

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/368/cache/giraffe-mexico_36881_990x742.jpg

CJSchneider
02-15-2013, 07:59 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/55613580bfdfbd185755d280cdb9e694/tumblr_mi2bhg7uV01r4zr2vo1_500.gif

Uggggggg........you again?

WCH
02-15-2013, 08:35 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0741763b58370aaea4ebc4123bd41eb/tumblr_mg2fwheVmJ1r4zr2vo1_r1_500.gif

Bosanac01
02-15-2013, 09:13 PM
Before I die, I wanna ride a Giraffe.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0tosg6Pro1qbuu3ro1_400.gif

WCH
02-15-2013, 09:17 PM
I've fed a few Giraffe's by hand. You'd think they'd bite your fingers off, but they don't. They're gentle giants.

PackerLegend
02-16-2013, 08:05 AM
Dudes holy ****! I was just looking at this thread and turn on TV and there's ******* giraffes all over my screen? Is this a sign?

Prowler
02-16-2013, 08:10 AM
haven't seen this guy in here yet
http://viewfrommyseats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/giraffe.jpg
xVxxLYmypv8

prock
02-16-2013, 10:57 AM
Just read through this thread, what happened to PMD and theunseen?

thefalconer
02-16-2013, 11:46 AM
cO1a1Ek-HD0

CJSchneider
02-16-2013, 02:17 PM
Dawkins is erroneous.

From Gray's Anatomy:
“As the recurrent nerve hooks around the subclavian artery or aorta, it gives off several cardiac filaments to the deep part of the cardiac plexus. As it ascends in the neck it gives off branches, more numerous on the left than on the right side, to the mucous membrane and muscular coat of the esophagus; branches to the mucous membrane and muscular fibers of the trachea; and some pharyngeal filaments to the Constrictor pharyngis inferior.”

A direct nerve in itself would be an error, as a singular nerve that also supplies input to organs that have predetermining factors on laryngeal operation creates a natural time delay. Basically, if it was a straight shot, the only sounds we could make a a bunch of windy, breathy squeaks.

thefalconer
02-16-2013, 03:34 PM
Dawkins is erroneous.

From Gray's Anatomy:
“As the recurrent nerve hooks around the subclavian artery or aorta, it gives off several cardiac filaments to the deep part of the cardiac plexus. As it ascends in the neck it gives off branches, more numerous on the left than on the right side, to the mucous membrane and muscular coat of the esophagus; branches to the mucous membrane and muscular fibers of the trachea; and some pharyngeal filaments to the Constrictor pharyngis inferior.”

A direct nerve in itself would be an error, as a singular nerve that also supplies input to organs that have predetermining factors on laryngeal operation creates a natural time delay. Basically, if it was a straight shot, the only sounds we could make a a bunch of windy, breathy squeaks.

but the internet led me to believe dawkins speaks only the truth and knows everything about science.

Cigaro
02-16-2013, 05:01 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6m2fqsauo1rxbw35o1_400.gif

Monomach
02-16-2013, 06:24 PM
yo123's pic was missing just one little bit...fixed it up:

http://i.imgur.com/tMVlyXQ.jpg