broth's worst mock ever

[Brothgar]

I threw **** against the wall to see what sticks. Comments welcome

1 St. Louis Rams - Sam Bradford

2 Detroit Lions - Russell Okung

3 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Gerald McCoy

4 Washington Redskins - Eric Berry

5 Kansas City Chiefs - Bryan Bulaga

6 Seattle Seahawks Ndamukong Suh

7 Cleveland Browns - Dez Bryant

8 Oakland Raiders - Taylor Mays

9 Buffalo Bills - Trent Williams

10 Jacksonville Jaguars - Jason Pierre-Paul

11 Denver Broncos (f/CHI) - Rolando McClain

12 Miami Dolphins - Joe Haden

13 San Francisco 49'ers - Anthony Davis

14 Seattle Seahawks (f/DEN) - Jimmy Clausen

15 New York Giants - Sean Weatherspoon

16 Tennessee Titans - Derrick Morgan

17 San Francisco 49'ers (f/CAR) - C.J. Spiller

18 Pittsburgh Steelers - Mike Iupati

19 Atlanta Falcons Brandon Graham

20 Houston Texans - Kyle Wilson

21 Cincinnati Bengals - Earl Thomas

22 New England Patriots - Sergio Kindle

23 Green Bay Packers - Bruce Campbell

24 Philadelphia Eagles - Everson Griffen

25 Baltimore Ravens - Jermaine Gresham

26 Arizona Cardinals - Carlos Dunlap

27 Dallas Cowboys Dan Williams

28 San Diego Chargers Ryan Mathews

29 New York Jets - Golden Tate

30 Minnesota Vikings Chad Jones

31 Indianapolis Colts - Brian Price

32 New Orleans Saints - Jared Odrick


St. Louis - Vladimir Ducasse

Detroit - Daryl Washington

Tampa Bay - Arrelious Benn

Kansas City - Jerry Hughes

Washington - Charles Brown

Cleveland - Patrick Robinson

Oakland - Jared Veldheer

Seattle - Nate Allen

Buffalo - Brandon LaFell

Tampa Bay - from Chicago - Demaryius Thomas

Miami - Terrence Cody

New England - from Jacksonville - Brandon Spikes

Denver - Mardy Gilyard

New York Giants - Lamarr Houston

New England - from Tennessee - Corey Wootton

Carolina - Maurkice Pouncey

San Francisco - Kareem Jackson

Kansas City - from Atlanta - Rob Gronkowski

Houston - Geno Atkins

Pittsburgh - Jahvid Best

New England* - Perrish Cox

Cincinnati* - Damian Williams

Philadelphia* - Major Wright

Green Bay* - Jerome Murphy

Baltimore* - Rodger Saffold

Arizona* - Morgan Burnett

Dallas* - Brandon Ghee

San Diego* - Cam Thomas

New York Jets* - John Jerry

Minnesota* - Navorro Bowman

Indianapolis* - Sean Lee

New Orleans* - Chris Cook

[Matthew Jones]

Outstanding Patriots draft. Four defensive guys in a row at four "need" spots. I would be really happy with that.

[AntoinCD]

I really like the Patriots draft but if that works out that way I would be screaming to trade 22 and next years first from Oakland to Seattle for Richard Seymour...sorry Ndamukong Suh

[Stranger]

Meh on the Cardinals draft.

I don't see Dunlap as a good fit at either 3-4 DE or OLB. More likely DE I guess but that is one of the few positions where we are set.

Burnett I guess is alright as a replacement for Rolle but we spent a 3rd rounder on Johnson to do that last year so he will probably get a shot first (along with a vet FA). Wouldn't mind Cam Thomas there.

[zachsaints52]

Odrick is more a 3-4 DE, but the guy Id want there (Cody) is a NT so I can't really say much. And who is Chris Cook?

[Brothgar]

Odrick is more a 3-4 DE, but the guy Id want there (Cody) is a NT so I can't really say much. And who is Chris Cook?

Chris Cook is a CB that blew up the combine

[zachsaints52]

Chris Cook is a CB that blew up the combine

And what is your reasoning to give us a CB with our second round pick? Even if Jenkins goes to FS we still have Ga y and we would be spending a 2nd round on a 4th corner? Especially since we released Grant and need a starting caliber DE?

[twizbuck]

And yet, I love that Bengals draft. :D

[coordinator0]

Gresham is a good pick in the first, but a guard in the second? A guard? Haha no, we are neither starter nor depth needy at the position.

[thebow305]

We have no need for a cornerback after we took two in the first 2 rounds last yeat, so Haden is not a good Miami pick at all. Give us Kindle, Earl Thomas, or Gresham there instead.

And Cody is a great pick in the 2nd!

[Brothgar]

We have no need for a cornerback after we took two in the first 2 rounds last yeat, so Haden is not a good Miami pick at all. Give us Kindle, Earl Thomas, or Gresham there instead.

And Cody is a great pick in the 2nd!

Yeah I was doing the mock yesterday with Rolando McClain as the pick then heard about Dansby and was too lazy to change all the picks. Will change next mock.

[vidae]

I hate you broth!

[prock]

excellent vikes mock.

[summond822]

I absolutely LOVE that Seattle draft. Suh = epic win. Who cares about the rest of the draft after that.

Those other picks are solid though so there is really nothing wrong with it.

[T-RICH49]

I hate you broth!

I second this

[Splat]

Russell Okung and Eric Berry both being off the board is my biggest fear for the Chiefs, I really hope they can trade down if that happens.

[Abaddon]

Oakland drafts for need. Safety is not a need.

[MikeTeel]

Wow, if Seattle had first and second overall thats probably who I'd pick so for them to fall to us at 7 and 14, I love it.

[XxXdragonXxX]

Seahawks win.

[DiG]

id love that skins draft. i mean id really love that skins draft.

[Pat Sims 90]

Thomas is a dream pick in the 1st

Williams is a nice pick in the 2nd

[fontes]

I just don't see a DB going before Suh. I understand qb and ot but no way DB.

[RealityCheck]

For god's sake, Suh falling to #6?

[Brothgar]

For god's sake, Suh falling to #6?

IF the Lions go Okung at 2 then ho will take him?

[TonyGfortheTD]

fitting title

People are high if they think Bulaga is really going to the Chiefs at 5.

[Brothgar]

fitting title

People are high if they think Bulaga is really going to the Chiefs at 5.

Many people think this

[TonyGfortheTD]

Many people think this

People are going off useless speculation from Mayock (I think that's who).

1. Would an upgrade at LT be nice? Yeah, sure. Is it needed considering how terrible the team is currently? Not in the slightest. The line looked bad at the start as they were all adjusting to a new blocking scheme and a partna that was cakn it was averaging a lovely 2.7 YPC. The line looked a hell lot better when a real RB finally got in the back field.
-The real critical areas that need to be hit are at Center and the right side of the line. This has been said over and over again.
2. Bulaga is not a top 5 talent.
3. Mayock doesn't have a clue.
4. There's elite talent that can be had at that point that would directly fill a need.
5. Snyder has wanted a new face of the franchise for years. Shanahan will not pass on the chance to get one. The Redskins are gonna draft a QB, I guarantee it. Feel free to quote me on this.

[Brothgar]

4. There's elite talent that can be had at that point that would directly fill a need.


who in this circumstance?

[TonyGfortheTD]

Move Clausen to the Redskins at 4, Berry to the Chiefs at 5 and Bulaga to the Seahawks at 14 and your mock will look better.

-The Redskins move has already been explained.
-Safety is a gigantic need for the Chiefs and Berry is definitely worth taking at 5
-The Seahawks absolutely must get a replacement for Walter Jones. Well overdue.

[Brothgar]

Move Clausen to the Redskins at 4, Berry to the Chiefs at 5 and Bulaga to the Seahawks at 14 and your mock will look better.

-The Redskins move has already been explained.
-Safety is a gigantic need for the Chiefs and Berry is definitely worth taking at 5
-The Seahawks absolutely must get a replacement for Walter Jones. Well overdue.

That WOULD work if I had any inclining that the skins would take clausen. but since I don't berry stays and you need a new argument

[TonyGfortheTD]

That WOULD work if I had any inclining that the skins would take clausen. but since I don't berry stays and you need a new argument

Uh, feel free to explain why the Redskins would not take Clausen. They aren't going to mortgage anymore time with Campbell as the QB.

[proshoota25]

replace wooton with best and u got a perfect patriots draft

[marshallb]

I'd be ok with that Vikings draft.

[Brothgar]

Uh, feel free to explain why the Redskins would not take Clausen. They aren't going to mortgage anymore time with Campbell as the QB.

1. JC does not fit the scheme
2. He isn't a top 10 let alone 5 talent.
3. MS waited years even after elway to get his guy at QB.

[FlyingElvis]

22 New England Patriots - Sergio Kindle

New England - from Jacksonville - Brandon Spikes

New England - from Tennessee - Corey Wootton

New England* - Perrish Cox


I like it. Personally, I'd rather give the Pryor / Brace / Wright combo a chance to fill that DE spot left vacant by the Seymour trade. So maybe Pouncey instead of Wootton. Or, if Bodden stays in NE we could go Gronkowski there and grab Saffold @ 53.

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It's crazy to think that DT will be picked at 1 and 2. Props to you, Broth, for actually mocking something other than DT/DT or QB/DT/DT. To that end . . .

I really like the Patriots draft but if that works out that way I would be screaming to trade 22 and next years first from Oakland to Seattle for Richard Seymour...sorry Ndamukong Suh
I was thinking the same damn thing.

Suh would make it easy to say "**** the Pryor / Brace / Wright combo!" lol