PDA

View Full Version : Rock,Paper or Scissors?


Splat
03-09-2010, 12:46 PM
What do you roll with?

http://i40.tinypic.com/1z4eelv.jpg

iowatreat54
03-09-2010, 12:48 PM
Rock. If someone throws paper and says, "HA! Paper covers rock, I win!" I punch them in the face and say, "Sorry, I thought paper was protecting you."

eaglesalltheway
03-09-2010, 12:55 PM
Rock. If someone throws paper and says, "HA! Paper covers rock, I win!" I punch them in the face and say, "Sorry, I thought paper was protecting you."

^This. Or you can do like the Bud Light commercial from a few years ago and chuck a rock.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-09-2010, 01:02 PM
Rock never ever loses.

'cuse-213
03-09-2010, 01:07 PM
I throw whatever beats the other persons choice.

Shiver
03-09-2010, 01:09 PM
It should be rock-paper-dynamite with a cuttable wick.

fenikz
03-09-2010, 01:11 PM
Rock. Rock always wins...but paper covers rock...and scissors cuts paper..HA but rock beats scissor

iowatreat54
03-09-2010, 01:11 PM
It should be rock-paper-dynamite with a cuttable wick.

You mean rock-scissors-dynamite witha cuttable wick.

vikes_28
03-09-2010, 01:13 PM
I always gotta roll with rock.

Splat
03-09-2010, 01:13 PM
^This. Or you can do like the Bud Light commercial from a few years ago and chuck a rock.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wV0B3maUK0E&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wV0B3maUK0E&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

RaiderNation
03-09-2010, 01:18 PM
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4860184/scissors-main_Full.jpg

CC.SD
03-09-2010, 01:23 PM
Always start with paper because everyone thinks they're soooo tricky when they throw rock first.

Boston
03-09-2010, 01:26 PM
AHiB0nnuUJ8

CJSchneider
03-09-2010, 01:36 PM
Rock.
It allows me to go directly to "Two for flinching" should I lose.

Todd Bertuzzi
03-09-2010, 02:19 PM
http://www.gametheory.net/images/popular/Simpsons/Simpsons2a.jpg

Good old rock.

'cuse-213
03-09-2010, 02:49 PM
Always start with paper because everyone thinks they're soooo tricky when they throw rock first.

Or the other person could be thinking the same thing. So THEY throw paper, to beat the rock. Scissors first, works every time.

..Unless they throw rock.

CC.SD
03-09-2010, 02:50 PM
Or the other person could be thinking the same thing. So THEY throw paper, to beat the rock. Scissors first, works every time.

..Unless they throw rock.

They always throw rock first. If they don't you can use paper to slap them.

wicket
03-09-2010, 03:08 PM
rock, least tiring of the three

BaLLiN
03-09-2010, 03:11 PM
two things about RPS:

-I hate the people who just do one thing everytime, its just annoying
-I hate the people that think they're the best, and whine about it when they lose; its a game

Anyway i roll with Rock, and then Rock the second time as well, just in case they try to go by my last move i know exactly what they're doing. If they go paper, i lose one, if they do scissors then they think im doing the opposite of what i do each round. These are my own personal tactics which arent always right but it helps me predict what they'll do. they do work most of the time tho.

The Unseen
03-09-2010, 03:21 PM
rock **** sock dock hock lock pocket socket lock it

B-Dawk
03-09-2010, 03:40 PM
rock all the way every time, the avalanche

EvilMonkey
03-09-2010, 03:58 PM
paper. you win a lot then.

MetSox17
03-09-2010, 04:05 PM
My strategy is to let my opponent out think himself and keep throwing the same choice out every time. Not partial to any of the three, but if i start with paper, i'm gonna die with paper.

trevhipp12
03-09-2010, 04:09 PM
Rock all the way, sometimes I throw a scissors in there in case they r catching on to me

Addict
03-09-2010, 04:17 PM
scissors, I tear **** up, straight.

ATLDirtyBirds
03-09-2010, 04:20 PM
Paper. Then rock. Then I say this ******* stupid and move on.

LTgiants
03-09-2010, 04:20 PM
JqIitlAx7uE

vidae
03-09-2010, 05:11 PM
Rock. Rock always wins...but paper covers rock...and scissors cuts paper..HA but rock beats scissor

Oh is that how the game goes? THANKS PROFESSOR FENIKX

Splat
03-09-2010, 08:05 PM
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iapcKVn7DdY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iapcKVn7DdY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Boston
03-09-2010, 08:07 PM
Use all of them, they'll never expect it.

Splat
03-09-2010, 08:10 PM
Use all of them, they'll never expect it.

Do you have three hands?

CJSchneider
03-09-2010, 08:13 PM
Do you have three hands?

I don't need a third hand to do rock.

CC.SD
03-09-2010, 08:51 PM
I don't need a third hand to do rock.

or scissors. :O

CJSchneider
03-09-2010, 08:53 PM
Are you implying my balls are sharp?

CC.SD
03-09-2010, 08:54 PM
Are you implying my balls are sharp?

Would I be wrong?

CJSchneider
03-09-2010, 09:00 PM
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/emo-panda.jpg

trevhipp12
03-09-2010, 09:01 PM
hahahahahahahaha

comahan
03-09-2010, 09:03 PM
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9426/eyebrow.jpg

vidae
03-09-2010, 09:11 PM
http://threadforthought.net/oldimages/2009/07/johnny-depp-as-edward-scissorhands-1990.jpeg

CJSchneider
03-09-2010, 09:13 PM
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/paper-pile-lg.jpg

CC.SD
03-09-2010, 09:18 PM
http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/153/862093~Kill-Bill-Go-Go-Ball-Posters.jpg