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bored of education
03-12-2010, 11:36 AM
Fisch and Gonzo is second place.

Job and Brodeur win. I wonder who wears the pants or do you they switch it up? Both are lipsticks that is for sure. How often do you eat dinner with each other, and by dinner I mean each others dinner.

A Perfect Score
03-12-2010, 11:49 AM
I thought this was gunna be about you and me boezo :(

Xiomera
03-12-2010, 11:49 AM
It's Yoda and I. We have been going strong and steady for like 4 years.

A Perfect Score
03-12-2010, 11:51 AM
Yeah but you guys got boring. Yoda let himself go, and I rarely see the interaction we all used to know and love from you guys. You just got too comfortable.

bored of education
03-12-2010, 11:51 AM
Xio you have a point.

Brodeur and Job **** each others ass on the reg

Xiomera
03-12-2010, 11:52 AM
Yeah but you guys got boring. Yoda let himself go, and I rarely see the interaction we all used to know and love from you guys. You just got too comfortable.

We keep that private now. You should see all of the rep comments we've been leaving each other for years.

A Perfect Score
03-12-2010, 11:53 AM
Yoda used to leave me sexy comments, but they stopped. I think he found a new mistress :(

Xiomera
03-12-2010, 11:55 AM
Yoda used to leave me sexy comments, but they stopped. I think he found a new mistress :(

We have an open relationship. I don't ask what he does on the side. He's always been cool with me dating women.

Bengals78
03-12-2010, 12:02 PM
I saw this and first thing I thought was Brodeur and Job

CJSchneider
03-12-2010, 12:02 PM
http://desiringlife.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/rudy1.jpg
http://www.benjerry.com.hk/coolclub/cool-club-cone-large.gif

bored of education
03-12-2010, 12:05 PM
Just friends. :(

TitleTown088
03-12-2010, 12:07 PM
I always thought Scott and the snake went together pretty well.

UKfan
03-12-2010, 12:08 PM
I was thinking Gonzo and Fisch if we can go back in time...

The Unseen
03-12-2010, 12:10 PM
you and me boe

you and me

bored of education
03-12-2010, 12:11 PM
you and me boe

you and me

i do love you

Prowler
03-12-2010, 12:16 PM
this room smells funny

Job
03-12-2010, 12:25 PM
I am very touched and happy. <3 you Brodeur. We shall celebrate the triumph of our love accordingly tonight.

tjsunstein
03-12-2010, 12:41 PM
This isn't where I parked my car...

brat316
03-12-2010, 12:48 PM
Rudy Cool much?

El Peefs?????
03-12-2010, 12:54 PM
This thread is gayer than the pile of men having sex with each other.


...back to the pile !

bored of education
03-12-2010, 12:56 PM
This thread is gayer than the pile of men having sex with each other.


...back to the pile !

Cuddle party?

Scotty D
03-12-2010, 01:02 PM
The man love on this site sometimes disturbs me

Prowler
03-12-2010, 01:03 PM
http://attheridge.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/square-peg-round-hole.jpg

bored of education
03-12-2010, 01:04 PM
The man love on this site sometimes disturbs me

Scotty you want to have a sleepover?

CashmoneyDrew
03-12-2010, 01:06 PM
AQ and I had the best hetero/non-returned feelings relationship this site has ever seen.

vikes_28
03-12-2010, 01:30 PM
The man love on this site sometimes disturbs me

Let's take a walk on the wild side

prock
03-12-2010, 01:32 PM
The man love on this site sometimes disturbs me

No hetero! I mean... no ****!

Bengals78
03-12-2010, 01:35 PM
Let's take a walk on the wild side

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side

scottyboy
03-12-2010, 04:02 PM
I remember when me and Brodeur were a couple, than that tramp Job started taking him away from me. now we're just friends... :(

Bengals78
03-12-2010, 04:05 PM
I remember when me and Brodeur were a couple, than that tramp Job started taking him away from me. now we're just friends... :(

Yeah but now you can be 100% dedicated to Raymell and Brian

Gay Ork Wang
03-12-2010, 04:12 PM
AQ and I had the best hetero/non-returned feelings relationship this site has ever seen.
she barely even remembers you

The Unseen
03-12-2010, 04:13 PM
she barely even remembers you

I think that's the point.

Gay Ork Wang
03-12-2010, 04:16 PM
I think that's the point.
YOU ARE THE POINT

CashmoneyDrew
03-12-2010, 04:23 PM
she barely even remembers you

Hence the whole, non-returned feelings. :( :confused: :)

Gay Ork Wang
03-12-2010, 04:36 PM
it was just to make you feel even worse

CashmoneyDrew
03-12-2010, 05:01 PM
it was just to make you feel even worse

I actually feel better since you confirmed that she does indeed at least slightly remember me.

Mission Accomplished.

vidae
03-12-2010, 06:06 PM
Score one for CMD!

Gay Ork Wang
03-12-2010, 06:17 PM
I actually feel better since you confirmed that she does indeed at least slightly remember me.

Mission Accomplished.
but it also means you missed your chance to ever be more than hardly remembers

CC.SD
03-12-2010, 06:19 PM
Who needs a man when you have Philip Rivers in your signature and a bottle of brandy on the counter. Mommy's little helper, come here...

CashmoneyDrew
03-12-2010, 06:20 PM
but it also means you missed your chance to ever be more than hardly remembers

I gotta let the Eagle out of the cage to fly home skillet. I can't help that she left when we were about to hit our stride.

If it's meant to be, maybe she'll come back and fly in to my waiting e-arms.

fischbowl
03-12-2010, 10:38 PM
Wrong, Gonzo and I will always be NFLDC's star couple. Just because we've stopped dating, gotten married, and adopted Ben Foster as our love-child doesn't mean we're out of it completely! Life's not all about the limelight you know!

Job
03-12-2010, 10:56 PM
There's no way anyone can top Brodeur and me. Get over it Fischy.

El Peefs?????
03-12-2010, 11:01 PM
There's no way anyone can top Brodeur and me. Get over it Fischy.

Unfortunately my friend soon it will be you trying to get over it :(

Job
03-12-2010, 11:07 PM
That will never happen. Bully.

El Peefs?????
03-12-2010, 11:17 PM
That will never happen. Bully.

Youre speedin down heartbreak highway my friend, Im just trying to write you a ticket to save some pain.

Job
03-12-2010, 11:20 PM
No, you're trying to keep me away from living great mutual love because you're a bitter being. Your plan won't work.

El Peefs?????
03-12-2010, 11:22 PM
See youre getting confused buddy. I have nothing whatsoever to gain from a breakup. When you're investigating a crime first suspect should always be the person who has the most to gaint. And thats not me babe, your theory just doesnt add up.

scottyboy
03-12-2010, 11:23 PM
Job, just end it before you get hurt...it's only a matter of time he breaks out the 9 iron and the water buffalo

Job
03-12-2010, 11:24 PM
You're all jealous of our love. At least boe is a good person and is being supportive. Jerks.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-12-2010, 11:25 PM
Who needs a man when you have Philip Rivers in your signature and a bottle of brandy on the counter. Mommy's little helper, come here...

Exactly. All I need is a bottle of whiskey and some pornographic Youtube videos.

EteYiH1WCOk

piXP-wZmzc4

a1c1OYaZ9gA

uCeaKSszYgQ

Light the scented candles, run the bath water, call it a night.

yodabear
03-12-2010, 11:31 PM
None of u guys have crossed the border and made it official like Xio and I or had a SWDC dude shower in celebration of it either. Although, Xio and I are kinda like the grandparents or something. I will hand the rains to Job and Broduer. They have my blessings.

Job
03-12-2010, 11:34 PM
Thank you gramps.

scottyboy
03-12-2010, 11:34 PM
it's true. i used to videotape yoda and xio. oh the memories..

yodabear
03-12-2010, 11:35 PM
Thank you gramps.

Alright, Job thinks I am the dude. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Peefs?????
03-12-2010, 11:35 PM
If yoda really were gramps he would never use 'SWDC', thats for all them fangled new generation posters.

Dr. Gonzo
03-12-2010, 11:40 PM
Fisch will always be my American brother. We have a deep seated bond fueled by our collective love for Ben Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Kevin Smith, gingers (not DG), football, and a mutual respect for the others movie intellect. In my mind, Fisch and I will always be number one.

One year soon Fisch we will reunite at TIFF, watch Monday night football, browse adult bookstores, maybe stop at Vapour Central, and we will soak in the communal bath of the festival.

yodabear
03-12-2010, 11:42 PM
it's true. i used to videotape yoda and xio. oh the memories..

We even let Scotty participate at times......oh boy Xio said I was not supposed to share that.....but Xio's angry love making is the best, especially when I am on top.

SuperMcGee
03-13-2010, 12:04 AM
I hate this place.

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 12:07 AM
I remember when me and Brodeur were a couple, than that tramp Job started taking him away from me. now we're just friends... :(

I did it because it was the best thing for US at the time. Clearly we weren't going to last and I SAW THAT. You're happy now and I'm with Job now, and all is well.

I don't like seeing CC.SD alone though, he deserves someone for putting up with my constant questions.

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 12:10 AM
Who needs a man when you have Philip Rivers in your signature and a bottle of brandy on the counter. Mommy's little helper, come here...

CC.SD...I was going to tell you this awhile ago...but, i have feelings for you. And not just the, let's go get wasted on friday night type of thing, i mean like...full on, let's **** the **** out of each other on friday nights. What do you say? I think we could be a cute couple. And besides, then you can get half of LDT ;).

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 12:13 AM
CC.SD...I was going to tell you this awhile ago...but, i have feelings for you. And not just the, let's go get wasted on friday night type of thing, i mean like...full on, let's **** the **** out of each other on friday nights. What do you say? I think we could be a cute couple. And besides, then you can get half of LDT ;).

You are not worthy of him.

BigDawg819
03-13-2010, 12:15 AM
This thread makes me question my love for this forum.....

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-13-2010, 12:16 AM
You are not worthy of him.

Bingo. CC can do way better than a ginger Damix wannabe.

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 12:22 AM
Bingo. CC can do way better than a ginger Damix wannabe.

If i was a damix wannabe, i would be posting in magenta.

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 12:23 AM
You are not worthy of him.

Job is cheating on you with me.

Whistler6
03-13-2010, 12:31 AM
There's no way anyone can top Brodeur and me. Get over it Fischy.

I picture Job and Brodeur getting busy in a dimly lit motel room, and the rest of SWDC mastrubating jealously in a recliner over in the corner.

Job
03-13-2010, 12:46 AM
I picture Job and Brodeur getting busy in a dimly lit motel room, and the rest of SWDC mastrubating jealously in a recliner over in the corner.

I'd love that. Maybe minus the rest of DC watching us, though.


And Vikes stop spreading lies you asshole Peefs wannabe. I'd never cheat on Brodie, especially not with your ugly ass-face.

A Perfect Score
03-13-2010, 09:52 AM
If I love real life Jordan Eberle, must I love SABF?

These are the questions that haunt me.

OSUGiants17
03-13-2010, 10:16 AM
The man love on this site sometimes disturbs me

Me too, it sometimes gets way out of hand

vidae
03-13-2010, 10:30 AM
Maybe there isn't enough man love IN hand. Ever think about that?

Jakey
03-13-2010, 10:39 AM
I am so aroused right now!

Rosebud
03-13-2010, 10:49 AM
It's Yoda and I. We have been going strong and steady for like 4 years.

Psh, yoda has always and will always love me more, I've just had to go away for a while. Who do you think got him his van by the river?

619
03-13-2010, 10:53 AM
****. Why did I click on this thread? Dammit.

A Perfect Score
03-13-2010, 10:55 AM
****. Why did I click on this thread? Dammit.

You know you want in on the man love.

619
03-13-2010, 11:01 AM
You know you want in on the man love.

Hoes before you bitches. :D

CC.SD
03-13-2010, 11:05 AM
CC.SD...I was going to tell you this awhile ago...but, i have feelings for you. And not just the, let's go get wasted on friday night type of thing, i mean like...full on, let's **** the **** out of each other on friday nights. What do you say? I think we could be a cute couple. And besides, then you can get half of LDT ;).

LDT?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_14/1120051431x71e33.jpg

scottyboy
03-13-2010, 11:06 AM
CC, there's only one true LT. Tomlinson has to settle for LDT.

Bengals78
03-13-2010, 11:09 AM
Why is it that when two men fall in love on NFLDC its called creepy?

http://www.smokingtree.net/images/wayne7.jpg

CC.SD
03-13-2010, 11:13 AM
CC, there's only one true LT. Tomlinson has to settle for LDT.

Bah I will only accept this from the Giant contingent. He has been LT for a decade.

PS a flower said TitanHope loves me.

Job
03-13-2010, 12:02 PM
Hoes before you bitches. :D

You're so in denial.

LizardState
03-13-2010, 12:11 PM
Hence the whole, non-returned feelings. :( :confused: :)

Unrequited love! So cozy, cuddly, wubbzy & tender..... like jizm on the sidewalk before your intended's door.

Oh, the humanity!

Then one has to do the Walk of Shame back to his car. Hey, there's always the Navy ...... (conjures up disturbing images of that Village People song) .... & companionship for those long nights at sea

Whistler6
03-13-2010, 12:20 PM
I picture Job and Brodeur getting busy in a dimly lit motel room, and the rest of SWDC mastrubating jealously in a recliner over in the corner.

I still maintain this to be the case, but I can definitely see them allowing CC.SD sneaking in a thumb occasionally...

Job
03-13-2010, 12:30 PM
I could definitely see lonely CC.SD trying that.

CC.SD
03-13-2010, 12:37 PM
Sounds pretty ***

Job
03-13-2010, 12:41 PM
Don't deny it.

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 01:13 PM
CC, there's only one true LT. Tomlinson has to settle for LDT.

Pretty much this

The Unseen
03-13-2010, 01:15 PM
Westboro Baptist Church is gonna start trolling this board anytime soon.

fischbowl
03-13-2010, 04:05 PM
Fisch will always be my American brother. We have a deep seated bond fueled by our collective love for Ben Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Kevin Smith, gingers (not DG), football, and a mutual respect for the others movie intellect. In my mind, Fisch and I will always be number one.

One year soon Fisch we will reunite at TIFF, watch Monday night football, browse adult bookstores, maybe stop at Vapour Central, and we will soak in the communal bath of the festival.

We also had a one word nickname! Unfortunately I don't think Jobeur would even remotely match the obvious awesomeness that is Fischzo

bored of education
03-13-2010, 04:19 PM
fischboezo :)

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 04:49 PM
I still maintain this to be the case, but I can definitely see them allowing CC.SD sneaking in a thumb occasionally...

CC can get his own, he doesn't need in on my relationship with Job.

Whistler6
03-13-2010, 04:54 PM
"In" meaning penetration? So you both are okay with the watching?

Whistler6
03-13-2010, 04:57 PM
Westboro Baptist Church is gonna start trolling this board anytime soon.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n138/rock_on986/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

Wow, that's so ******* racist.

CC.SD
03-13-2010, 05:12 PM
CC can get his own, he doesn't need in on my relationship with Job.


Why would I intrude on something so obviously meant to be?

CashmoneyDrew
03-13-2010, 05:14 PM
TitanHope + Me = Brangelina a.k.a. MoneyHope

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 05:15 PM
Why would I intrude on something so obviously meant to be?

I want you to be my best man if Job and I ever get married.

CJSchneider
03-13-2010, 05:37 PM
Vikes can be the flower girl.

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 05:46 PM
Vikes can be the flower girl.

Why the hell would I invite Vikes?

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 05:47 PM
Vikes can be the flower girl.

I was hoping for this.

The Unseen
03-13-2010, 06:07 PM
I'm the ringbearer, bitches.

nonono, PASTOR

CashmoneyDrew
03-13-2010, 06:15 PM
Well guess what. I'm the DJ and I'm gonna be throwing down the jams. Bantx and his break dancing skills better be there.

CJSchneider
03-13-2010, 06:46 PM
I'll play the father and give away the bride?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-13-2010, 07:01 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2us7qzo.jpg

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 07:51 PM
I'm the ringbearer, bitches.

nonono, PASTOR

Dude, this means we have to hold hands. I ain't holding hands with a guy that's mysterious.

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 07:54 PM
I'll play the father and give away the bride?

That's not how Job and I work. We don't assign roles, we're just together.

CJSchneider
03-13-2010, 07:55 PM
Dude, this means we have to hold hands. I ain't holding hands with a guy that's mysterious.

Translation: Once I get to know you, I'll put out.

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 08:00 PM
ACtually, since I'm the one that's pursuing a career in christian music, I will be the pastor.

Dr. Gonzo
03-13-2010, 08:33 PM
ACtually, since I'm the one that's pursuing a career in christian music, I will be the pastor.

Christian music's for ****.

bored of education
03-13-2010, 08:35 PM
Christian music's for ****.

I've missed you Gonzo

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 08:38 PM
ACtually, since I'm the one that's pursuing a career in christian music, I will be the pastor.

How many times do I have to tell you that you aren't invited?

The Unseen
03-13-2010, 08:40 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2us7qzo.jpg

I made a "Disregard Moderators, Acquire Reputation" one awhile back

THIEF

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 08:45 PM
How many times do I have to tell you that you aren't invited?

Who the **** said I have to be invited? I'm crashing this wedding.

Scotty D
03-13-2010, 08:47 PM
Who the **** said I have to be invited? I'm crashing this wedding.

just wait until swdc crashes your real wedding

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 08:50 PM
I'm not crashing this wedding for you Brodeur, just for Job. I'm his mistress don't you know that yet?

vikes_28
03-13-2010, 08:51 PM
just wait until swdc crashes your real wedding

And I have a feeling that I'll tell someone and then all of NFLDC will crash my wedding.

bored of education
03-13-2010, 08:52 PM
I will do no such thing

BigDawg819
03-13-2010, 09:32 PM
ACtually, since I'm the one that's pursuing a career in christian music, I will be the pastor.

Going to have to pull rank here since, in fact, I am actually an Ordained Minister! :eek:

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-13-2010, 09:38 PM
I'm an ordained minister in the Pastafarian church.

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 09:39 PM
Going to have to pull rank here since, in fact, I am actually an Ordained Minister! :eek:

You were nicer when Bedard was an O but I'll take you as the minister.

BigDawg819
03-13-2010, 09:42 PM
You were nicer when Bedard was an O but I'll take you as the minister.

My heart still bleeds from that tragic day........

Brodeur
03-13-2010, 09:46 PM
My heart still bleeds from that tragic day........

It's okay my man, you got Adam Jones and Chris Tillman.

Job
03-13-2010, 10:42 PM
Vikes I'll put a restraining order on you. Your constant spying on me makes me afraid.

BigDawg819
03-13-2010, 11:06 PM
It's okay my man, you got Adam Jones and Chris Tillman.

Thank you, you are a good man for that

vidae
03-14-2010, 03:25 AM
I want to go to the wedding, even if you like Parks and Rec :\

:D

CC.SD
03-14-2010, 04:28 AM
I want you to be my best man if Job and I ever get married.

woot SWDC Bachelor Party is why we American Football

bantx
03-14-2010, 04:55 AM
Will there be cake

CJSchneider
03-14-2010, 08:58 AM
Will there be cake

Yes


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/partagas150/cake.jpg

LizardState
03-14-2010, 10:32 AM
Yes


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/partagas150/cake.jpg


Dorothy: Lions!
Tin Woodman: And tigers!
Cowardly Lion: And bears!
Unison: Oh my!

Is Brod the Top & Job the Bottom or am I being dyslexic again?