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iworshipbender
03-16-2010, 07:46 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/14/article-1257850-08B61CCD000005DC-662_634x569.jpg

Halsey
03-16-2010, 07:50 AM
America still has better looking women than the UK. And it's not even close.

iworshipbender
03-16-2010, 07:53 AM
True, that's just the link I found.

killxswitch
03-16-2010, 08:24 AM
Her viewpoint is seriously insane. What a horrible house to grow up in.

rchrd
03-16-2010, 08:25 AM
America still has better looking women than the UK. And it's not even close.

America has more ugly one's as well, it's a numbers game. Let's make peace and just agree that, that ***** is fat.

AkiliSmith
03-16-2010, 08:36 AM
43 stones holy **** that's..... wait, wtf is a stone?

(600 pounds by the way)

Scotty D
03-16-2010, 08:43 AM
I'd hit it

GoRavens
03-16-2010, 08:49 AM
I'd hit it.
with a mac truck.
and probably bounce off

Brothgar
03-16-2010, 09:10 AM
To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.

WTF some fat ***** is making more money than your average scientist by sitting on her fat ass and eating fast food.


You win Rule 34 you win.

Borat
03-16-2010, 09:53 AM
People in England are skinny because the food is ******* awful.

Paul
03-16-2010, 09:56 AM
Didn't read the article, but I am now craving some chicken selects from Micky D's.

tjsunstein
03-16-2010, 09:59 AM
That is hilarious. She's killing herself and doesn't care.

El Peefs?????
03-16-2010, 10:19 AM
Man I could go for a 50 piece McNugget now

Rosebud
03-16-2010, 10:27 AM
I'm going to laugh when her heart jumps out her throat and slaps her before scampering away.

Addict
03-16-2010, 10:35 AM
That is hilarious. She's killing herself and doesn't care.

It kinda is. Though I'm not sure if this:


To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.


is fetisjism or sadism or suicide watch.

Grizzlegom
03-16-2010, 10:44 AM
I'd like to thank OP for getting the Team America Song stuck in my head...

BED, BATH, AND BEYOND (**** yea....)

Democrats...republicans...Sportsmanship...books...

Go_Eagles77
03-16-2010, 10:50 AM
This ***** is delusional.

Rosebud
03-16-2010, 10:52 AM
I wonder how quickly we could kill her if we all started sending her cakes and doughnuts?

It's gotta suck for her daughter though, you know she's not going to have her mother through High School although one has to question whether a mother who's life goal seems to be to kill herself with food can be a good mother, so maybe the girl will actually be better off.

It kinda is. Though I'm not sure if this:



is fetisjism or sadism or suicide watch.

It's sadism, people like seeing other people kill themselves because they're idiots, same reason that kid on JustinTV got pushed to kill himself.

CC.SD
03-16-2010, 11:03 AM
Did anyone actually read the article? She is trying to become a thousand pounder.

She wants to gain 400 more pounds.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-16-2010, 11:12 AM
'It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone.'

Except yourself, you stupid *****.

MiWolves
03-16-2010, 11:16 AM
'It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone.'

Except yourself, you stupid *****.

and her kids. i bet her kid finds a twinkie and her mom is like MINE

CJSchneider
03-16-2010, 11:22 AM
I just lost my appetite after reading that.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-16-2010, 11:28 AM
Ugh. It's like she doesn't even understand that being that big is terrible for her. Oh, she can move for 20 feet before needing a rest, but that's totally fine, right? Needs a mobility scooter, whateva. NBD.

CC.SD
03-16-2010, 11:29 AM
This reminds me I have got to find a way to get a hold of this Jabba the Hutt beanbag chair.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/17/jabba-beanbag.jpg

MiWolves
03-16-2010, 11:31 AM
anyone else notice that she has a diet orange crush? SERIOUSLY?

CJSchneider
03-16-2010, 11:32 AM
You spent entirely too long looking at that picture my friend.

CJSchneider
03-16-2010, 11:33 AM
This reminds me I have got to find a way to get a hold of this Jabba the Hutt beanbag chair.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/17/jabba-beanbag.jpg

If I did get one of those, would that mean I had become Salacious Crumb?

CC.SD
03-16-2010, 11:36 AM
If I did get one of those, would that mean I had become Salacious Crumb?

Only if you can do the laugh accurately

CC.SD
03-16-2010, 11:38 AM
anyone else notice that she has a diet orange crush? SERIOUSLY?

You spent entirely too long looking at that picture my friend.

This is actually pretty funny. There's at least 3 burgers, a box of donuts, a huge box of fries, something else, and...diet soda.

killxswitch
03-16-2010, 11:50 AM
This is actually pretty funny. There's at least 3 burgers, a box of donuts, a huge box of fries, something else, and...diet soda.

Maybe she likes the taste better. I like Diet Dr. Pepper more than regular.

Seriously, her poor kid is going to have no mother (she'll die of fatness) and a freak father (loves fatness). Very slim chance of being normal.

AkiliSmith
03-16-2010, 11:52 AM
She will get the diabeetus soon if not already

The Unseen
03-16-2010, 12:11 PM
I can't decide what's worse: this
To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.

or this:
Looking for a willing victim, Meiwes posted an advertisement at a website, The Cannibal Cafe, whose disclaimer mentions the distinction between reality and fantasy. Meiwes' post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed".[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes#cite_note-news0-6) Bernd Jürgen Brandes then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

El Peefs?????
03-16-2010, 12:21 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

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The Unseen
03-16-2010, 12:28 PM
also
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YotoJets007
03-16-2010, 12:30 PM
anyone else notice that she has a diet orange crush? SERIOUSLY?

yeah.. Diet soda is basically flavored water so they can eat more ****, I guess.

Where is Gillian McKeith? lol.

SeanTaylorRIP
03-16-2010, 01:19 PM
This sh*t is nasty.

CashmoneyDrew
03-16-2010, 01:24 PM
White people are crazy yo.

Brodeur
03-16-2010, 01:35 PM
White people are crazy yo.

Especially white people who call themselves Cashmoneydrew.

CashmoneyDrew
03-16-2010, 01:36 PM
Especially white people who call themselves Cashmoneydrew.

Incorrect. I was given this name. It chose me, I did not choose it.

Brodeur
03-16-2010, 01:39 PM
Shut up Drew, you were not given any such name.

I would like to point out that her kid is black, proving that the black/fat white chick stereotype is very true.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-16-2010, 01:48 PM
Shut up Drew, you were not given any such name.

I would like to point out that her kid is black, proving that the black/fat white chick stereotype is very true.

Haha, I noticed that too.

CFs99UbpIiE

Brothgar
03-16-2010, 02:21 PM
Shut up Drew, you were not given any such name.

I would like to point out that her kid is black, proving that the black/fat white chick stereotype is very true.

I think he's Mexican/Philippian

his name is "Philippe"

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-16-2010, 02:25 PM
Could be Haitian.

SeanTaylorRIP
03-16-2010, 02:26 PM
I think he's Mexican/Philippian

his name is "Philippe"

Don' get all biblical on me now.

The Unseen
03-16-2010, 02:26 PM
Could be Haitian.

Guess she caused the earthquake

Brodeur
03-16-2010, 02:30 PM
Guess she caused the earthquake

No she ate the debris.

The Unseen
03-16-2010, 02:32 PM
she must like her countries blackened with salt

EDIT: oh and I'm drinking a diet orange Crush in her honor

YAYareaRB
03-16-2010, 02:51 PM
You spent entirely too long looking at that picture my friend.

WYHI???????

CJSchneider
03-16-2010, 02:58 PM
WYHI???????

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu287/epoch__2009/Forums/DONOTWANT.jpg

BRAVEHEART
03-16-2010, 03:28 PM
She looks pretty good for somebody 600 pounds.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-16-2010, 03:40 PM
http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu287/epoch__2009/Forums/DONOTWANT.jpg

WTF? 2 in one week?

CJSchneider
03-16-2010, 03:43 PM
I have standards. They may be hard to find, but they do exist.

BlindSite
03-17-2010, 02:19 AM
It kinda is. Though I'm not sure if this:



is fetisjism or sadism or suicide watch.

I did a study once as part of a media finance thing on the porn industry, and there's a fetish called "feeders" where people get aroused by feeding women **** loads of food and seeing them get fatter.

Addict
03-17-2010, 02:58 AM
I did a study once as part of a media finance thing on the porn industry, and there's a fetish called "feeders" where people get aroused by feeding women **** loads of food and seeing them get fatter.

Yeah I know about feeders, but it still creeps me out though.

descendency
03-17-2010, 03:23 AM
Terrence Cody is jealous.

Addict
03-17-2010, 03:44 AM
I did a study once as part of a media finance thing on the porn industry, and there's a fetish called "feeders" where people get aroused by feeding women **** loads of food and seeing them get fatter.

speaking of which, and this is something I have wondered: is ronald mcdonald a feeder?

J255979-11nine
03-17-2010, 04:13 AM
speaking of which, and this is something I have wondered: is ronald mcdonald a feeder?

That, and he has some ****** up clown fetish.

Addict
03-17-2010, 04:42 AM
That, and he has some ****** up clown fetish.

wouldn't the clown fetishists be the people the creepy clown is feeding?

J255979-11nine
03-17-2010, 04:50 AM
wouldn't the clown fetishists be the people the creepy clown is feeding?

Not necessarily, much like "furries" those with a clown fetish get aroused by dressing/acting like clowns as well as interacting with others dressed as such.

And the people that are being fed are referred to as "feedees".

Addict
03-17-2010, 05:05 AM
Not necessarily, much like "furries" those with a clown fetish get aroused by dressing/acting like clowns as well as interacting with others dressed as such.

And the people that are being fed are referred to as "feedees".

I think it'd be more disturbing to have a grown man dressed up like a clown jacking off to some fat chick eating, whilst the fat chick eating is throbbing her vajayjay over seeing a grown man dressed like a clown.

Like a freak wheel going round and round. Also: people fed aren't just fatties?

J255979-11nine
03-17-2010, 05:10 AM
I think it'd be more disturbing to have a grown man dressed up like a clown jacking off to some fat chick eating, whilst the fat chick eating is throbbing her vajayjay over seeing a grown man dressed like a clown.

Like a freak wheel going round and round. Also: people fed aren't just fatties?

That is by far the most vivid(and disgusting) piece of imagery I have read here...

Addict
03-17-2010, 05:21 AM
That is by far the most vivid(and disgusting) piece of imagery I have read here...

you're welcome.

wogitalia
03-17-2010, 08:46 PM
anyone else notice that she has a diet orange crush? SERIOUSLY?

I don't know for Orange Crush but for most soft drinks the diet version is worse from a weight loss stand point. The "diet" just means they replace the natural sugar with synthetic sweeteners that the body has as hard a time breaking down as alcohol. Diet should not be mistaken for light and/or fat free, they are lower calorie drinks but they do it by using things that are worse for you and also stimulate the desire for sweeter food because the body needs some sugar and can't be effectively tricked by artificial sweeteners.

That woman is so full of fail though, why in gods name would anyone want to be fat. I actually had my best bus ride ever yesterday because some fat lady that couldn't/wouldn't squeeze past people got stuck on the bus for 2 extra stops and had to walk like 20 times as far as she wanted, I laughed out loud on the bus and at first I almost felt bad, then I said ********, she is fat that is self inflicted so she deserves it. The ride was capped off by some guy walking down the street with a banana tied to the end of a stick, I still can't figure out what the **** he was doing.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-17-2010, 08:53 PM
I don't know for Orange Crush but for most soft drinks the diet version is worse from a weight loss stand point. The "diet" just means they replace the natural sugar with synthetic sweeteners that the body has as hard a time breaking down as alcohol. Diet should not be mistaken for light and/or fat free, they are lower calorie drinks but they do it by using things that are worse for you and also stimulate the desire for sweeter food because the body needs some sugar and can't be effectively tricked by artificial sweeteners.

That woman is so full of fail though, why in gods name would anyone want to be fat. I actually had my best bus ride ever yesterday because some fat lady that couldn't/wouldn't squeeze past people got stuck on the bus for 2 extra stops and had to walk like 20 times as far as she wanted, I laughed out loud on the bus and at first I almost felt bad, then I said ********, she is fat that is self inflicted so she deserves it. The ride was capped off by some guy walking down the street with a banana tied to the end of a stick, I still can't figure out what the **** he was doing.

The worst are really fat people standing at the front of the bus while people are trying to get on. I was on the bus a few weeks ago and that happened. The buses here kinda bottleneck at the front where the front wheels are(I dunno if they do in Australia), and when the bus is packed, you're not supposed to ******* stand there. Well this huge ***** just stood there, made it so hard for anyone to get through. It was already a bottleneck, it didn't need her 80 inch waist bottlenecking it even further.

Like I'm a big man myself. But I know not to stand in a spot that only makes me seem even harder to get past.

Rosebud
03-18-2010, 02:42 AM
The worst part of this story is that she didn't do this before having a child. Atleast then she wouldn't have reproduced and ****** up that poor little girl. if you want to kill yourself go for it, just don't have a kid whom you'll only **** up.

El Peefs?????
03-18-2010, 03:50 AM
At least shell be dead by the time her kid gets to high school so she doesnt have to be relentlessly tormented for having literally the fattest slob of a mom in the world.

WMD
03-18-2010, 03:55 AM
At least shell be dead by the time her kid gets to high school so she doesnt have to be relentlessly tormented for having literally the fattest slob of a mom in the world.
Yes but how would you handle being a single dad with a daughter about to enter High School?

El Peefs?????
03-18-2010, 03:57 AM
Yes but how would you handle being a single dad with a daughter about to enter High School?

Better then I would handle being a married dad with a 1000lb wife and a daughter about to enter high school.

Rosebud
03-18-2010, 03:59 AM
At least shell be dead by the time her kid gets to high school so she doesnt have to be relentlessly tormented for having literally the fattest slob of a mom in the world.

Yeah, she'll just have to go through high school having a mom who ate herself to death. And she's got a dad who was turned on by the blob...err, her mom. The kid is ******.

WMD
03-18-2010, 03:59 AM
Better then I would handle being a married dad with a 1000lb wife and a daughter about to enter high school.
You'd be a single dad with a 1000 pound corpse in your basement and a daughter about to enter high school.

El Peefs?????
03-18-2010, 04:01 AM
You'd be a single dad with a 1000 pound corpse in your basement and a daughter about to enter high school.

Thats dinner for a year homes.

Addict
03-18-2010, 04:07 AM
Thats dinner for a year homes.

I dare you to find a freezer she'd fit in.

Brodeur
03-18-2010, 06:18 AM
I dare you to find a freezer she'd fit in.

I have one constructed already.

Addict
03-18-2010, 06:47 AM
I have one constructed already.

why does this not surprise me?

Bosanac01
03-18-2010, 06:53 AM
this thread is ****** up

Addict
03-18-2010, 07:07 AM
this thread is ****** up

a fatty with a clownfetish pairing up with a feeder clown is ****** up. Just picture it...

Brodeur
03-18-2010, 07:07 AM
why does this not surprise me?

If you aren't careful, you'll find your next home there. Good news for you is that I have a freeze resistant HD TV in there.

WMD
03-18-2010, 01:57 PM
If you aren't careful, you'll find your next home there. Good news for you is that I have a freeze resistant HD TV in there.
Bad news is that the remote was not freeze resistant and the TV is stuck on QVC.

Addict
03-18-2010, 02:00 PM
If you aren't careful, you'll find your next home there. Good news for you is that I have a freeze resistant HD TV in there.

oh sweet, you can drop by with a sixpack and chill out anytime

Bad news is that the remote was not freeze resistant and the TV is stuck on QVC.

son of a *****

Shahin
03-18-2010, 02:03 PM
that's ******* disgusting and stupid.

Brothgar
03-18-2010, 02:04 PM
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Go_Eagles77
03-18-2010, 02:34 PM
I was thinking about it the other day, and it just irks the hell out of me that there's people out there paying to feed a 600 pound woman when there's starving people/children out there. I'm no humanitarian or anything but I just see something wrong with this picture.

El Peefs?????
03-18-2010, 02:39 PM
I dare you to find a freezer she'd fit in.

Just cut her down into chunks, all youll need is a full freezer ~

DoughBoy
03-18-2010, 02:40 PM
I am amazed that chair is still standing.

Addict
03-18-2010, 02:44 PM
I was thinking about it the other day, and it just irks the hell out of me that there's people out there paying to feed a 600 pound woman when there's starving people/children out there. I'm no humanitarian or anything but I just see something wrong with this picture.

America, **** yeah!