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JFLO
03-16-2010, 09:32 PM
Courtesy of Prock and yours truly...

Prock with the Evens
JFLO with the Odds and the last 10 picks or so...

1st Round

1. St. Louis Rams – Sam Bradford Quarterback Oklahoma*
2. Detroit Lions – Ndamukong Suh Defensive Tackle Nebraska
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Gerald McCoy Defensive Tackle Oklahoma*
4. Washington Redskins – Russell Okung Offensive Tackle Oklahoma State
5. Kansas City Chiefs – Bryan Bulaga Offensive Tackle Iowa*
6. Seattle Seahawks – Jimmy Clausen Quarterback Notre Dame*
7. Cleveland Browns –Eric Berry Defensive Back Tennessee*
8. Oakland Raiders – Anthony Davis Offensive Tackle Rutgers*
9. Buffalo Bills – Trent Williams Offensive Tackle Oklahoma
10. Jacksonville Jaguars – Jason Pierre-Paul Defensive End South Florida*
11. Denver Broncos – Dan Williams Defensive Lineman Tennessee
12. Miami Dolphins – Dez Bryant Wide Receiver Oklahoma State*
13. San Francisco 49ers – Earl Thomas Defensive Back Texas*
14. Seattle Seahawks – Derrick Morgan Defensive End Georgia Tech*
15. New York Giants – Rolando McClain Inside Linebacker Alabama*
16. Tennessee Titans – Joe Haden Cornerback Florida*
17. San Francisco 49ers – Mike Iupati Offensive Lineman Idaho
18. Pittsburgh Steelers – Sean Weatherspoon Linebacker Missouri
19. Atlanta Falcons – Brandon Graham Defensive End Michigan
20. Houston Texans – Brian Price Defensive Tackle UCLA*
21. Cincinnati Bengals – C.J. Spiller Running Back Clemson
22. New England Patriots – Sergio Kindle Defensive End/Outside Linebacker Texas
23. Green Bay Packers – Charles Brown Offensive Tackle Southern California
24. Philadelphia Eagles – Everson Griffen Defensive End Southern California*
25. Baltimore Ravens – Kyle Wilson Cornerback Boise State
26. Arizona Cardinals – Bruce Campbell Offensive Tackle Maryland*
27. Dallas Cowboys – Taylor Mays Safety/Linebacker Southern California
28. San Diego Chargers – Ryan Mathews Running Back Fresno State*
29. New York Jets – Jared Odrick Defensive Lineman Penn State
30. Minnesota Vikings – Maurkice Pouncey Offensive Lineman Florida*
31. Indianapolis Colts – Daryl Washington Outside Linebacker Texas Christian
32. New Orleans Saints – Carlos Dunlap Defensive End Florida*

2nd Round

33. St. Louis Rams – Arrelious Benn Wide Receiver Illinois*
34. Detroit Lions – Vladimir Ducasse Offensive Tackle Massachusetts
35. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Golden Tate Wide Receiver Notre Dame*
36. Kansas City Chiefs – Jerry Hughes Defensive End Texas Christian
37. Washington Redskins – Tim Tebow Quarterback Florida
38. Cleveland Browns – Jahvid Best Running Back California*
39. Oakland Raiders – Devin McCourty Cornerback Rutgers
40. Seattle Seahawks – Chad Jones Safety Louisiana State
41. Buffalo Bills – Patrick Robinson Cornerback Florida State
42. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Kareem Jackson Cornerback Alabama*
43. Miami Dolphins – Ricky Sapp Defensive End/Outside Linebacker Clemson
44. New England Patriots – Jermaine Gresham Tight End Oklahoma
45. Denver Broncos – Damian Williams Wide Receiver Southern California*
46. New York Giants – Tyson Alualu Defensive Lineman California
47. Carolina Panthers – Sean Lee Outside Linebacker Penn State
48. New England Patriots – Demaryius Thomas Wide Receiver Georgia Tech*
49. San Francisco 49ers – Thaddeus Gibson Defensive End/Outside Linebacker Ohio State*
50. Kansas City Chiefs – Terrence Cody Defensive Tackle Alabama
51. Houston Texans – Dominique Franks Cornerback Oklahoma*
52. Pittsburgh Steelers – Roger Saffold Offensive Lineman Indiana
53. New England Patriots – Brandon Spikes Inside Linebacker Florida
54. Cincinnati Bengals – Nate Allen Safety South Florida
55. Philadelphia Eagles – Darrell Stuckey Safety Kansas
56. Green Bay Packers – Matt Tennant Offensive Lineman Boston College
57. Baltimore Ravens – C.J. Wilson Defensive Lineman East Carolina
58. Arizona Cardinals – Jamar Chaney Inside Linebacker Mississippi State
59. Dallas Cowboys – Mike Johnson Offensive Lineman Alabama
60. San Diego Chargers – Chris Cook Defensive Back Virginia
61. New York Jets – Koa Misi Defensive End/Outside Linebacker Utah
62. Minnesota Vikings – Cam Thomas Defensive Tackle North Carolina
63. Indianapolis Colts – Jared Veldheer Offensive Lineman Hillsdale
64. New Orleans Saints – Rennie Curran Outside Linebacker Georgia*

vidae
03-16-2010, 09:33 PM
Bulaga is a terrible KC pick.

The second round picks are okay.

MasterShake
03-16-2010, 09:35 PM
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals..."

619
03-16-2010, 09:41 PM
So you give us an all-Rutgers mock? Hmmm..

McCourty -> YAY

Davis -> NAY

Trent Williams would be nice, as would JPP, Spiller or Campbell (<3).

BoneKrusher
03-16-2010, 09:42 PM
Bulaga is a terrible KC pick.

The second round picks are okay.

i agree,
i have the pic to prove hes wrong for the Chiefs first round pick:

http://i44.tinypic.com/10fcom1.png

BaLLiN
03-16-2010, 09:49 PM
Gimme mount cody in the second for the giants and insta-jizz

(not liable for other giants fans disliking this)

Abaddon
03-16-2010, 09:50 PM
8. Oakland Raiders – Anthony Davis Offensive Tackle Rutgers*

So far, I must say, I've seen better mocks. I wouldn't touch this guy. Damn sure not in the top 10.

39. Oakland Raiders – Devin McCourty Cornerback Rutgers

meh

gsorace
03-16-2010, 10:34 PM
29. New York Jets – Jared Odrick Defensive Lineman Penn State
61. New York Jets – Koa Misi Defensive End/Outside Linebacker Utah

This really is the best mock I've ever seen.

proshoota25
03-16-2010, 10:48 PM
wow! BEST PATRIOTS MOCK IVE SEEN YET!

619
03-16-2010, 11:05 PM
That Pats mock is so unrealistic that I don't know where to start..

vikes_28
03-16-2010, 11:06 PM
I like the Vikings mock. Cam Thomas would be a beast!

RaiderNation
03-16-2010, 11:07 PM
DT or OG in the 2nd

thebow305
03-16-2010, 11:56 PM
I don't knwo about best ever, but any mock with Dez Bryant to the Phins definitely has to be up there! :) Nice job guys!

Brown Leader
03-17-2010, 12:11 AM
OMG this IS the best mock i've eve..no.

Seriously doubt KC passes Berry but I would love to see KC fans reaction if Bulaga's the pick.

Best is not good value in the 2nd for us-Harrison/Hillis and some depth say no.

hagy34
03-17-2010, 01:14 AM
I like the Vikes pick. I really like Pouncey only because our OL makes me nervous.

prock
03-17-2010, 01:26 AM
OMG this IS the best mock i've eve..no.

Seriously doubt KC passes Berry but I would love to see KC fans reaction if Bulaga's the pick.

Best is not good value in the 2nd for us-Harrison/Hillis and some depth say no.

I didn't make that Chiefs pick, but you really think Harrison and Peyton frickin Hillis are the playmakers your team needs? Best is just fine value at that pick. Your offense last year was a giant steaming pile of ****, to put it nicely. Adding Jake Delhomme and Peyton Hillis to it aren't answers.

prock
03-17-2010, 01:27 AM
That Pats mock is so unrealistic that I don't know where to start..

Yeah in retrospect, **** probably wouldn't unfold this way, but it just happened, not sure how. We rushed the **** out of this mock, as I was on a time constraint.

Matthew Jones
03-17-2010, 02:53 AM
Can't get much better than the Patriots mock there. I would be happy with every pick, especially Gresham in the second round.

Razor
03-17-2010, 03:54 AM
When I first saw the title of the mock I started thinking about funny ways to talk **** about your mock. After reading it (from a Patriots perspective) the title was right! :) Not sure it'll turn out like that, but if it does it would be awesome!

JFLO
03-17-2010, 05:46 AM
To all the Chief fans,

I will shove this mock in your face when an offensive tackle is taken 5th overall. I honestly cannot wait 'til that moment arrives, it will be glorious. It's not that I agree with the pick, because I think Berry will be the choice as well. I just don't think Scott Pioli and Co. will pull the trigger on him with Bulaga or OKung still there.

JFLO
03-17-2010, 05:47 AM
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals..."

...and we know how much God hates that.

killxswitch
03-17-2010, 07:41 AM
Jared Veldheer in the 2nd is nice. Jason Fox would be another option.

Daryl Washington in the 1st, even with the 31st pick, is a reach. All our starting LBs are returning this year and Washington isn't as valuable as a Jerry Hughes or Lamarr Houston.

Poz51
03-17-2010, 08:08 AM
9. Buffalo Bills – Trent Williams Offensive Tackle Oklahoma
Ok, makes sense from a need stand point, and value is there according to many.

41. Buffalo Bills – Patrick Robinson Cornerback Florida State
Really?? a rebuilding team is gonna use there second round pick on the deepest position on the team? I dont see it, way too many other needs... This pick makes no sense.

First pick is not bad, and the second is pointless IMO... That is my two cents...

TheMatriculator
03-17-2010, 08:21 AM
To all the Chief fans,

I will shove this mock in your face when an offensive tackle is taken 5th overall. I honestly cannot wait 'til that moment arrives, it will be glorious. It's not that I agree with the pick, because I think Berry will be the choice as well. I just don't think Scott Pioli and Co. will pull the trigger on him with Bulaga or OKung still there.

By all means, just don't get your hopes up.

JFLO
03-17-2010, 08:28 AM
To all the Chief fans,

I will shove this mock in your face when an offensive tackle is taken 5th overall. I honestly cannot wait 'til that moment arrives, it will be glorious. It's not that I agree with the pick, because I think Berry should be the choice as well. I just don't think Scott Pioli and Co. will pull the trigger on him with Bulaga or OKung still there.

Had to edit it, will and should are two different things

Grizzlegom
03-17-2010, 08:30 AM
LOVE both of the Phins picks but if Mount Cody were there in the second and we passed I'd cry.

zachsaints52
03-17-2010, 08:34 AM
Its definately not the best Ive seen. But I think in those situations Dunlap and Eric Norwood would be better.

SloppyJoe
03-17-2010, 09:00 AM
very good Bucs mock....well done

Dam8610
03-17-2010, 09:32 AM
I guess all mocks suck then, because that mock is not good for the Colts.

1) The Colts don't value LB highly enough to spend a 1st rounder on one.
2) The Colts just signed Gary Brackett long term, so the need at LB currently is minimal
3) The Colts need a pass rusher behind Freeney and Mathis.

Thus moving Jerry Hughes up five slots to 31 would make this mock much, much better.

BoneKrusher
03-17-2010, 01:53 PM
To all the Chief fans,

I will shove this mock in your face when an offensive tackle is taken 5th overall. I honestly cannot wait 'til that moment arrives, it will be glorious. It's not that I agree with the pick, because I think Berry will be the choice as well. I just don't think Scott Pioli and Co. will pull the trigger on him with Bulaga or OKung still there.


i'd expect nothing less. :)

RealityCheck
03-17-2010, 02:14 PM
I'm speechless.

Brown Leader
03-18-2010, 11:24 PM
I didn't make that Chiefs pick, but you really think Harrison and Peyton frickin Hillis are the playmakers your team needs? Best is just fine value at that pick. Your offense last year was a giant steaming pile of ****, to put it nicely. Adding Jake Delhomme and Peyton Hillis to it aren't answers.

Very true but Harrison was dominant the last 4, Cribbs coming out the backfield is one of the best playmakers in the game, and Hillis is the big short yardage back we were missing. We need a playmaker at WR and RG-taking any RB with our 2nd rd pick would be bad value. Dare I say but Harrison reminds me a little of Priest Holmes.

BJJ3rd
03-20-2010, 10:27 AM
Not really feeling Weatherspoon to the Steelers at 18. I'd take Spiller there with him still being on the board. Thanks for taking the time to do the mock though +rep

J-Mike88
03-20-2010, 04:27 PM
Horrible 2nd round pick for the Packers, after a realistic 1st round pick for the Packers.
They don't need 2 OL at the top of the draft.

In case nobody noticed the Packers losing in the playoffs 51-45, this team could not stop the pass. This team also made Roethlisberger look like Dan Marino, and two times made Farve look like, well, God.

They need someone else besides Matthews who can sack QBs and they need someone else besides Charles Woodson who knows how to cover.

TNPatsFan
03-20-2010, 05:20 PM
Can't really complain about any of those New England picks. I might go with a DL or even OL over Spikes, but that's about it. Also I'm not generally in favor of taking a TE in the first two rounds, but Gresham at that spot in round 2 would be hard to pass up. I love the Kindle pick in round 1 for the Pats.

cvv84
03-20-2010, 05:24 PM
This mock makes me want to put sulfer in my eyes

coordinator0
03-20-2010, 05:28 PM
Decent first round pick for the Ravens, but I'm not sure on Wilson in the second. Seems like a huge reach, and I'm not sure of his fit on the team.

BJJ3rd
03-20-2010, 07:50 PM
This mock makes me want to put sulfer in my eyes

no one is stopping you here haha. let me know the results. i'm curious to know

vidae
03-20-2010, 07:59 PM
To all the Chief fans,

I will shove this mock in your face when an offensive tackle is taken 5th overall. I honestly cannot wait 'til that moment arrives, it will be glorious. It's not that I agree with the pick, because I think Berry will be the choice as well. I just don't think Scott Pioli and Co. will pull the trigger on him with Bulaga or OKung still there.

This post made me lol soooo hard. I can't wait to have this "awesome" mock shoved in my face.

TonyGfortheTD
03-20-2010, 08:05 PM
Yeah and we'll shove it back in your face when Scott drafts Dan Willi....wait a second.

OSUGiants17
03-20-2010, 10:29 PM
Gimme mount cody in the second for the giants and insta-jizz

(not liable for other giants fans disliking this)

even without Cody, it's an insta-jizz