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GoRavens
03-22-2010, 06:51 PM
It was taco night about three hours ago...
I've been sitting in my bathrooms squirting flames for awhile now & as my a$$ slowly grows numb, I decided to make a NEW MOCK!

1) Jimmy Clausen, QB - Rams
2) Ndamukong Suh, DT - Lions
3) Gerald McCoy, DT - Bucs
4) Russell Okung, OT - Redskins
5) Sean Weatherspoon, LB - Chiefs
6) CJ Spiller, RB - Seahawks
7) Sam Bradford, QB - Browns
8) Eric Berry, FS - Raiders
9) Dez Bryant, WR - Bills
10) Brandon Graham, DE - Jaguars
11) Joe Haden, CB - Broncos
12) Sergio Kindle, OLB - Dolphins
13) Mike Iupati, OG - 49ers
14) Taylor Mays, SS - Seahawks
15) Rolando McClain, ILB - Giants
16) Everson Griffen, DE - Titans
17) Earl Thomas, FS - 49ers
18) Trent Williams, RT - Steelers
19) Derrick Morgan, DE - Falcons
20) Ryan Matthews, RB - Texans
21) Demaryius Thomas, WR - Bengals
22) Jason Pierre-Paul, DE - Patriots
23) Bryan Bulaga, OT - Packers
24) Carlos Dunlap, DE - Eagles
25) Jermaine Gresham, TE - Ravens
26) Bruce Campbell, OT - Cardinals
27) Jared Odrick, DT - Cowboys
28) Dan Williams, DT - Chargers
29) Arrelious Benn, WR - Jets
30) Kyle Wilson, CB - Vikings
31) Brian Price, DT - Colts
32) Sean Lee, LB - Saints

Pitt
03-22-2010, 06:54 PM
http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc336/dodgeramit360/BertStare.jpg

akvikefan89
03-22-2010, 06:58 PM
Sweeeeeeet Vikings pick.

T-RICH49
03-22-2010, 07:08 PM
that's an interesting KC pick that's for sure

KCJ58
03-22-2010, 07:10 PM
http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc336/dodgeramit360/BertStare.jpg

hahahaha this picture says it all for your poop and rams pick

prock
03-22-2010, 07:24 PM
Kyle Wilson will do.

GoRavens
03-22-2010, 07:35 PM
I still believe Clausen will be the #1 pick.
Bradford at #1 is a smoke screen & his durability and arm strength won't be able to lead an NFL team from the get go.

Splat
03-22-2010, 07:44 PM
The Chiefs pick is from out in left field.

vidae
03-22-2010, 08:24 PM
What the other Chiefs posters said.. I wouldn't hate Weatherspoon on the Chiefs though.

cvv84
03-22-2010, 08:26 PM
It was taco night about three hours ago...
I've been sitting in my bathrooms squirting flames for awhile now & as my a$$ slowly grows numb, I decided to make a NEW MOCK!

1) Jimmy Clausen, QB - Rams
2) Ndamukong Suh, DT - Lions
3) Gerald McCoy, DT - Bucs
4) Russell Okung, OT - Redskins
5) Sean Weatherspoon, LB - Chiefs
6) CJ Spiller, RB - Seahawks
7) Sam Bradford, QB - Browns
8) Eric Berry, FS - Raiders
9) Dez Bryant, WR - Bills
10) Brandon Graham, DE - Jaguars
11) Joe Haden, CB - Broncos
12) Sergio Kindle, OLB - Dolphins
13) Mike Iupati, OG - 49ers
14) Taylor Mays, SS - Seahawks
15) Rolando McClain, ILB - Giants
16) Everson Griffen, DE - Titans
17) Earl Thomas, FS - 49ers
18) Trent Williams, RT - Steelers
19) Derrick Morgan, DE - Falcons
20) Ryan Matthews, RB - Texans
21) Demaryius Thomas, WR - Bengals
22) Jason Pierre-Paul, DE - Patriots
23) Bryan Bulaga, OT - Packers
24) Carlos Dunlap, DE - Eagles
25) Jermaine Gresham, TE - Ravens
26) Bruce Campbell, OT - Cardinals
27) Jared Odrick, DT - Cowboys
28) Dan Williams, DT - Chargers
29) Arrelious Benn, WR - Jets
30) Kyle Wilson, CB - Vikings
31) Brian Price, DT - Colts
32) Sean Lee, LB - Saints

Nothing says "squirting flames for awhile" like having Jimmy Clausen go 1st overall.

XxXdragonXxX
03-22-2010, 08:35 PM
Yuck.






To the Seahawks draft and the pooping.

wicket
03-22-2010, 09:46 PM
32) Sean Lee, LB - Saints

please tell me this is a joke

Don Vito
03-22-2010, 09:52 PM
I would be really happy if JPP fell to us, he could be a nice OLB in my opinion.

Pat Sims 90
03-22-2010, 09:55 PM
Thomas is a reach at 21 and WR is not a 1st Round need anymore with signing of Bryant

Pierre-Paul, Pouncey, or Price would be better picks

T-RICH49
03-22-2010, 11:06 PM
What the other Chiefs posters said.. I wouldn't hate Weatherspoon on the Chiefs though.

oh I don't hate it just the first time I've seen it.a bit surprised

thebow305
03-22-2010, 11:31 PM
Decent Phins pick, but since the **** is already killing you, couldn't you have put the teams names as well?

proshoota25
03-23-2010, 12:07 AM
JPP would be one hell of a pick for the pats. he would take a while to develop, but hes got an insane amount of potential

Matthew Jones
03-23-2010, 01:31 AM
I think Pierre-Paul would be a pretty nice pick. I don't know if he's really the Belichick type though.

GoRavens
03-23-2010, 06:12 AM
please tell me this is a joke

What? Sean Lee is a bad mofo.
If he didn't get hurt, he'd be a sure thing first round LB.
Penn States known for producing linebackers, and thats just what New Orleans needs.
Sean Lee is more talented than Brandon Spikes.
He can play inside or outside & despite his injury he still has an above average speed/power combo, and has the best instincts out of any backer in the draft.
So to answer your question, no, it's not a joke.

FG4prez
03-23-2010, 06:30 AM
hard to see niners drafting a project RT when there is one available taht is ready to go (trent wiliams)

GoRavens
03-23-2010, 06:49 AM
hard to see niners drafting a project RT when there is one available taht is ready to go (trent wiliams)

Iupati is a guard

RealityCheck
03-23-2010, 12:22 PM
Not sure JPP would be a good 3-4 LB. Still, I like the value and the player overall.

wicket
03-23-2010, 12:31 PM
What? Sean Lee is a bad mofo.
If he didn't get hurt, he'd be a sure thing first round LB.
Penn States known for producing linebackers, and thats just what New Orleans needs.
Sean Lee is more talented than Brandon Spikes.
He can play inside or outside & despite his injury he still has an above average speed/power combo, and has the best instincts out of any backer in the draft.
So to answer your question, no, it's not a joke.

to illustrate why i deemed it a joke
- the guy has nowhere near a first round grade (not even a second round grade by most accounts)
- the guy is not a pure olb in the 4-3, more of a mlb, whilst the saints need olb
- there are actually good options still on the board
- psu has a history of producing pro lb's that mostly dont overwhelm at pro level, saints need defensive gamechangers, not support personel
- above average speed/power is not something that gets you in the first round, let alone as a linebacker (who always drop on draftday)
- He is nowhere near the most instinctive linebacker in this class, he has decent instincts but nothing more than that
- would be unhappy if the saints took him with the second rounder out of value considerations, dont even take the first round value seriously
- with fujita gone the need for a slb is bigger than wlb(which lee would project to if you move him outside).
- complaints of saints coaching staff about defense were about lack of athletisism, not lack of insticts.

well i can keep going but you get the point

BJJ3rd
03-23-2010, 01:55 PM
Trent williams at 18 for the steelers would be pretty sick. don't see him falling that far though.

BmoreBlackByrdz
03-26-2010, 10:11 PM
why the hell would Baltimore pass on Kyle Wilson??

coordinator0
03-26-2010, 10:12 PM
why the hell would Baltimore pass on Kyle Wilson??

Because Gresham is the better player who's also at a position of need.

zachsaints52
03-26-2010, 11:13 PM
to illustrate why i deemed it a joke
- the guy has nowhere near a first round grade (not even a second round grade by most accounts)
- the guy is not a pure olb in the 4-3, more of a mlb, whilst the saints need olb
- there are actually good options still on the board
- psu has a history of producing pro lb's that mostly dont overwhelm at pro level, saints need defensive gamechangers, not support personel
- above average speed/power is not something that gets you in the first round, let alone as a linebacker (who always drop on draftday)
- He is nowhere near the most instinctive linebacker in this class, he has decent instincts but nothing more than that
- would be unhappy if the saints took him with the second rounder out of value considerations, dont even take the first round value seriously
- with fujita gone the need for a slb is bigger than wlb(which lee would project to if you move him outside).
- complaints of saints coaching staff about defense were about lack of athletisism, not lack of insticts.

well i can keep going but you get the point

In essence it was a joke.