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BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 10:50 AM
sorry making another thread, i know its annoying...

So i have a date/hanging out and neither of us have much money, just a car and license. I got 5 dollars, but thats really not enough to do anything...


Any suggestions?

Brent
04-08-2010, 10:52 AM
http://mccannexposure.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/chloroform20bottle.jpg

Splat
04-08-2010, 10:53 AM
sorry making another thread, i know its annoying...

So i have a date/hanging out and neither of us have much money, just a car and license. I got 5 dollars, but thats really not enough to do anything...


Any suggestions?

Five dollar foot long at Subway she doesn't even have to go with you it will still be win.

FlyingElvis
04-08-2010, 10:58 AM
Step 1: Spend the $5 on strawberries and chocolate.

Step 2: Melt chocolate (temper properly)

Step 3: Dip strawberries in chocolate

Step 4: Drive to secluded area w/girl and chocolate berries

Step 5: Feed girl in back seat

Step 6: [CENSORED]

TitleTown088
04-08-2010, 10:59 AM
Watch the master at work.

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaft5KS.html

vidae
04-08-2010, 11:05 AM
Do exactly what he did. Dave Chapelle is the man.

Or you could go to the park or something. It's pretty nice out.

RaiderNation
04-08-2010, 11:09 AM
Get to the point and do the dirty

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:09 AM
alright, due to the awful suggestions i have cancelled for tomorrow so i can get money and minigolf.

CC.SD
04-08-2010, 11:11 AM
alright, due to the awful suggestions i have cancelled for tomorrow so i can get money and minigolf.

SWDC: Changing the world.

FlyingElvis
04-08-2010, 11:18 AM
alright, due to the awful suggestions i have cancelled for tomorrow so i can get money and minigolf.

DAMN RIGHT!!

http://img.moronail.net/img/6/5/1465.jpg

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:19 AM
SWDC: Cockblocking the World.

fixed it for you

TitleTown088
04-08-2010, 11:21 AM
alright, due to the awful suggestions i have cancelled for tomorrow so i can get money and minigolf.

You serial? How was Thurgood Jenkins method awful advice?

CC.SD
04-08-2010, 11:21 AM
fixed it for you

That's fair. I always had a cheap date by cooking pasta dinners and then going to the dollar theatre, but that wasn't like a first date situation. Kind of sounds like a retired couple actually.

killxswitch
04-08-2010, 11:25 AM
Read her your essay on floor hockey.

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:26 AM
Read her your essay on floor hockey.

hahaha she'll immediately drop her panties

CC.SD
04-08-2010, 11:27 AM
hahaha she'll immediately drop her panties

Marry her if she does

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:31 AM
Marry her if she does

yeah, only a perfect woman gets an orgasm from floor hockey, hard to find.

CJSchneider
04-08-2010, 11:32 AM
I was going to suggest spending the 5 bucks on some Jimmy's, but you're right - mini-golf is much better than what I would have suggested.

vikes_28
04-08-2010, 11:48 AM
Dude, you could have done ice cream for $5. An ice cream cone and a walk in the park is always cheap.

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:51 AM
Dude, you could have done ice cream for $5. An ice cream cone and a walk in the park is always cheap.

mother....******.... where were you 20 minutes ago?

mqtirishfan
04-08-2010, 11:55 AM
mother....******.... where were you 20 minutes ago?

This is all a joke, right? Please tell me you canceled your date because some guys on an internet forum couldn't come up with a good date for you. And please tell me you told her it was because you're broke as ****. And please tell me you told her you were trying to find a good cheap date online. And please tell me you're going to get it in her hole after putt-putt.

TitleTown088
04-08-2010, 11:56 AM
mother....******.... where were you 20 minutes ago?

Hmm...Ice cream, walk, cheap... where else did I see this about an hour ago?


http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaft5KS.html

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:59 AM
This is all a joke, right? Please tell me you canceled your date because some guys on an internet forum couldn't come up with a good date for you. And please tell me you told her it was because you're broke as ****. And please tell me you told her you were trying to find a good cheap date online. And please tell me you're going to get it in her hole after putt-putt.

i moved it...to tomorrow. I'm 17, stuck at home, only have 5 dollars, neither of us planned it out well.

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:59 AM
Hmm...Ice cream, walk, cheap... where else did I see this about an hour ago?

lol, I HAZ NO TIME FOR VIDZZZ

CJSchneider
04-08-2010, 12:00 PM
I still think you had the problem solved as soon as you listed a car as one of your assets.

"Hey guys, I have a car and a chick who wants to hang out; what should I do?"

My answer: drive to a place where her orgasmic moaning will not alert any nosey, uptight people who may call the cops.

mqtirishfan
04-08-2010, 12:01 PM
i moved it...to tomorrow. I'm 17, stuck at home, only have 5 dollars, neither of us planned it out well.

How are you getting money today?

Bills2083
04-08-2010, 05:37 PM
How are you getting money today?

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/hooker.gif

jayceheathman
04-08-2010, 05:53 PM
Dude, you could have done ice cream for $5. An ice cream cone and a walk in the park is always cheap.

They could have waited around for the ice cream man and got $1 snow cones or $1 popsicles with a teenaged mutant ninja turtle's head on it. The eyes are gum balls so you get 2 for the price of 1.

vidae
04-08-2010, 05:57 PM
Do exactly what he did. Dave Chapelle is the man.

Or you could go to the park or something. It's pretty nice out.

GEE! Look who suggested this before the canceled date! That's right, this guy!

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 06:45 PM
GEE! Look who suggested this before the canceled date! That's right, this guy!

yeah but you forgot the icecream, thats the gel to the idea

Crickett
04-08-2010, 06:53 PM
Is this some kind of GRF thread recreation or something???

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 07:00 PM
Is this some kind of GRF thread recreation or something???

yeah i pulled up to the burger king takeout window and this girl asked

"BaLLiN72...is that you?"

TitanHope
04-08-2010, 07:35 PM
If money is the main obstacle, then ask your pops/father-figure. "Hey dad, I've been talking with this girl lately, and we were wanting to do something tomorrow. Could I borrow a couple of bucks so I can pay her way if we go to the movies or grab something to eat? I only have like 5 dollars. *sadface*" I don't know of any dad in the world who'd cockblock his own son by disacquiescing that request.

Then again, if it backfires and he says no, then it means he doesn't love you, sooo... :(

ATLDirtyBirds
04-08-2010, 07:46 PM
Rob people.

CC.SD
04-08-2010, 07:46 PM
If money is the main obstacle, then ask your pops/father-figure. "Hey dad, I've been talking with this girl lately, and we were wanting to do something tomorrow. Could I borrow a couple of bucks so I can pay her way if we go to the movies or grab something to eat? I only have like 5 dollars. *sadface*" I don't know of any dad in the world who'd cockblock his own son by disacquiescing that request.

Then again, if it backfires and he says no, then it means he doesn't love you, sooo... :(

It's better he finds out now than when he really needs some $$$

keylime_5
04-08-2010, 07:58 PM
rob a bank, kill two birds with one stone - solves your money and what-to-do problem in one activity.

DoughBoy
04-08-2010, 08:05 PM
Blow up hooker on the side of the street with an RPG, take her money, press pause and bring up your mini map, highlight girlfriends location, car jack 95 year old women and then take your ***** to the burger shot.

LonghornsLegend
04-08-2010, 08:11 PM
If you had watched Half Baked you would of already had this explained for you, you need to go buy that movie.


But I typically like to just have a chic come over to my house, I'll let her pick a movie, usually I keep something for her to drink(depending on her age) like a Ciroc vodka, martini, champagne, so 21+ helps because that makes it easier not having to go anywhere, otherwise a night in could get boring.

thenewfeature06
04-08-2010, 08:13 PM
Tell her dinner is on her tonight and you got her on an IOU.

MetSox17
04-08-2010, 08:47 PM
If you had watched Half Baked you would of already had this explained for you, you need to go buy that movie.


But I typically like to just have a chic come over to my house, I'll let her pick a movie, usually I keep something for her to drink(depending on her age) like a Ciroc vodka, martini, champagne, so 21+ helps because that makes it easier not having to go anywhere, otherwise a night in could get boring.

When i read this post i automatically thought of this:

IBRL7D0wcXM

adschofield
04-08-2010, 09:01 PM
DAMN RIGHT!!

http://img.moronail.net/img/6/5/1465.jpg

I laughed for a legit five minutes after seeing this...

vikes_28
04-08-2010, 09:42 PM
If money is the main obstacle, then ask your pops/father-figure. "Hey dad, I've been talking with this girl lately, and we were wanting to do something tomorrow. Could I borrow a couple of bucks so I can pay her way if we go to the movies or grab something to eat? I only have like 5 dollars. *sadface*" I don't know of any dad in the world who'd cockblock his own son by disacquiescing that request.

Then again, if it backfires and he says no, then it means he doesn't love you, sooo... :(

This works almost 100% of the time.

BaLLiN
04-08-2010, 11:14 PM
alright since you guys were being ridiculous, i spent my time making a song for m'lady and she picked me up, we went to dunkin, i played her the song, and she let me drive her car home, and i got a midnight kiss (no tongue, just a quick one)

SO BOOYAH

TitanHope
04-08-2010, 11:23 PM
When i read this post i automatically thought of this:

IBRL7D0wcXM

WTF? Where's the purple stuff? Soooo staged!

Pat Sims 90
04-08-2010, 11:33 PM
WTF? Where's the purple stuff? Soooo staged!

He did have the Kool-Aid though.

KobeBryant833
04-08-2010, 11:34 PM
Oh jeez make the girl some dinner then you got her locked in the sack. Personally i'd save your money and get enough to buy a nice bag of greens and blaze the herbal essence.

The Unseen
04-08-2010, 11:53 PM
Who needs money? Whip it out.

KobeBryant833
04-08-2010, 11:56 PM
Who needs money? Whip it out.

High school kids don't when mommy and daddy got the tab

PoopSandwich
04-09-2010, 12:02 AM
put ur $5 bill in ur zipper and tell her she has to get it out, tape it to your dick.

**** the dates over i lose

wogitalia
04-09-2010, 12:05 AM
and i got a midnight kiss (no tongue, just a quick one)

I'm going to assume that a midnight kiss is some kind of trendy way of saying a blowjob, though I'm not certain that is so appealing without tongue? Otherwise your Booyah! seems entirely unjustified.

BaLLiN
04-09-2010, 12:06 AM
I'm going to assume that a midnight kiss is some kind of trendy way of saying a blowjob, though I'm not certain that is so appealing without tongue? Otherwise your Booyah! seems entirely unjustified.

alright, its not booyah worthy, but come on. its better than not doing anything at all.

DoughBoy
04-09-2010, 12:08 AM
I tryed cutting a hole in the bottom of my popcorn once but my GF didnt like popcorn. I ate my own sweaty ***** popcorn. :(

KobeBryant833
04-09-2010, 12:10 AM
How old are you?

TitanHope
04-09-2010, 12:15 AM
alright since you guys were being ridiculous, i spent my time making a song for m'lady and she picked me up, we went to dunkin, i played her the song, and she let me drive her car home, and i got a midnight kiss (no tongue, just a quick one)

SO BOOYAH

Premature ejaculation is nothing to brag about, Ballin...

prock
04-09-2010, 12:19 AM
5 bucks is plenty. Ice cream is good. Uhhh renting a movie and just chillin'. A pack of condoms.

Plenty of options for 5 dollars. Be creative. It doesn't have to be a ******* brilliant idea, but cutesy is all it takes.

KobeBryant833
04-09-2010, 12:27 AM
Buy some ganja

BaLLiN
04-09-2010, 12:28 AM
Premature ejaculation is nothing to brag about, Ballin...

my mistake :S

mqtirishfan
04-09-2010, 12:41 AM
alright since you guys were being ridiculous, i spent my time making a song for m'lady and she picked me up, we went to dunkin, i played her the song, and she let me drive her car home, and i got a midnight kiss (no tongue, just a quick one)

SO BOOYAH

A kiss with no tongue is never worth a BOOYAH, no matter how young you are.

FlyingElvis
04-09-2010, 10:21 AM
If money is the main obstacle, then ask your pops/father-figure. "Hey dad, I've been talking with this girl lately, and we were wanting to do something tomorrow. Could I borrow a couple of bucks so I can pay her way if we go to the movies or grab something to eat? I only have like 5 dollars. *sadface*" I don't know of any dad in the world who'd cockblock his own son by disacquiescing that request.

Then again, if it backfires and he says no, then it means he doesn't love you, sooo... :(

Depends on what she looks like.



:D

The_Dude
04-09-2010, 12:05 PM
Is this the same girl that you posted in the Hot Chick Thread? You know, the one wearing the clown makeup?

Jvig43
04-09-2010, 12:10 PM
Premature ejaculation is nothing to brag about, Ballin...

So what if hes a premature ejaculator, its not about her.

Brent
04-09-2010, 01:41 PM
I still think my idea was the best.

kwilk103
04-09-2010, 01:44 PM
a date on a thursday?

BaLLiN
04-09-2010, 01:53 PM
I still think my idea was the best.

where could i get chloroform for 5 dollars?

FlyingElvis
04-09-2010, 01:56 PM
where could i get chloroform for 5 dollars?

bwhahahahaa!!! I was thinking the same thing but the post was too funny to nitpick.

Brent
04-09-2010, 02:28 PM
where could i get chloroform for 5 dollars?
who said anything about buying it? five-finger discount.

CC.SD
04-09-2010, 02:38 PM
who said anything about buying it? five-finger discount.

If you're gonna use the five finger discount, you probably don't even need the chloroform.

mellojello
04-09-2010, 04:21 PM
alright since you guys were being ridiculous, i spent my time making a song for m'lady and she picked me up, we went to dunkin, i played her the song, and she let me drive her car home, and i got a midnight kiss (no tongue, just a quick one)

SO BOOYAHNice job Ballin. Often times, the best things in life don't require money. With that being said, get a part time job, always have reserves in the bank, and don't let money limit you.

Xonraider
04-09-2010, 06:12 PM
Asking for women advice in this website fails 99% of the time bro.

Btw pics!!

MetSox17
04-09-2010, 06:55 PM
Yeah.. no joke. TTIWWOP

CJSchneider
04-09-2010, 07:45 PM
A pack of condoms.

QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BaLLiN72;2113596]where could i get chloroform for 5 dollars?

I do believe I already covered both of these with my posts on page 1. Who needs Chloroform when you are so far away from civilization that no one can hear you scream while in the throws of passion.

descendency
04-10-2010, 08:37 PM
Do you not have friends IRL? It's easiest to ask them.

BaLLiN
04-10-2010, 08:46 PM
Do you not have friends IRL? It's easiest to ask them.

im not the kindof person who asks someone for money only to exclude them from what im doing

VUBlacknGold
04-10-2010, 09:14 PM
I figga deal ya Ballin, so, whens date number 2 pimpin?

CJSchneider
04-10-2010, 10:41 PM
im not the kindof person who asks someone for money only to exclude them from what im doing

Well damn son, let me loan you $50 and let's turn this date into a three-some.

kalbears13
04-11-2010, 12:14 AM
Well damn son, let me loan you $50 and let's turn this date into a three-some.

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/halolz-dot-com-wii-thecops.jpg

:P

VUBlacknGold
04-11-2010, 12:19 AM
So what do you plan on doing in round 2? Making an impression is a start but continuing that is important too. Nothing worse than sparking a match and lettin it die. Do work son!!

VUBlacknGold
04-11-2010, 01:51 PM
Well damn son, let me loan you $50 and let's turn this date into a three-some.

Im sorry but Mr. Herbert, youd be more interested in Ballin than the girl. mmmmmmmm

descendency
04-11-2010, 01:52 PM
im not the kindof person who asks someone for money only to exclude them from what im doing

Not for money bro, for ideas. They are probably broke too.

VUBlacknGold
04-15-2010, 07:29 PM
Its gettin close to time again man, what you got planned for round 2?