which hand?

[thefalconer]

do you effaypee with?

[vikes_28]

I'm right handed....so

[fenikz]

theres only 1 proper option

[yo123]

I'm very right handed, too uncoordinated with my left hand to trust it to do the job.

[LadyGaga'sPenis]

Seriously, a pointless topic that no one cares about , but you think may just be funny enough to get you some rep... Go back to the random discussion thread.

[Scotty D]

Seriously, a pointless topic that no one cares about , but you think may just be funny enough to get you some rep... Go back to the random discussion thread.

http://imgur.com/LjOEC.jpg

[thefalconer]

Seriously, a pointless topic that no one cares about , but you think may just be funny enough to get you some rep... Go back to the random discussion thread.

whoaaa. fiery fourth post there. which hand does gaga rub you with?

[thefalconer]

I'm very right handed, too uncoordinated with my left hand to trust it to do the job.

ditto but i hear of a lot of righties fapping with their left.

[LadyGaga'sPenis]

ditto but i hear of a lot of righties fapping with their left.
Everyone that put any thought into it would quickly realize it is much easier to teach your left hand to fap than it to use a mouse. Using the mouse with a weak hand is just inefficient, and is not maximizing your utility.

[thefalconer]

Everyone that put any thought into it would quickly realize it is much easier to teach your left hand to fap than it to use a mouse. Using the mouse with a weak hand is just inefficient, and is not maximizing your utility.

i beg to differ. keyboard shortcuts ftw. left hand fapping is just way too awkward if you're a righty.

[WMD]

I use all three hands to masturbate.

[S4L]

ditto but i hear of a lot of righties fapping with their left.

*Raises hand*

I guess it was just natural. I always use my right hand to navigate laptop's touch pad, so I use my left to navigate my own touch pad.

/HeyOh!

[Cigaro]

I utilize the port side.

[yo123]

Everyone that put any thought into it would quickly realize it is much easier to teach your left hand to fap than it to use a mouse. Using the mouse with a weak hand is just inefficient, and is not maximizing your utility.


WTF? Are you surfing the web mid-fap?

[A Perfect Score]

Why not both? Im a man who needs variety in his life. Plus, there is no substitute for a good "dirty stranger"

[themaninblack]

I'm what you might call a switch hitter.

[TitanHope]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsT/31565-24562.gif

"Neither..."

[CJSchneider]

do you effaypee with?

I didn't know you spoke French!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Scotty D again.

izquierdo

[Brent]

I always use my left hand...

[Bob Sanders Dreadlock]

Prefer sitting on my hand till it gets numb then masturbating, they call it a stranger.

[zachsaints52]

I finish before I start to fap so..... your guess is as good as mine.

[vikes_28]

i've used my left hand before. But it didn't feel as good.

[Paul]

As a Cambodian we rarely use utensils when eating meals, unless it's absolutely necessary, and I always use my right hand when enjoying a meal. So I always make sure I use my left hand as my me time hand.

[KobeBryant833]

I prefer that my reuben sandwiches are made by someone else

[eaglesalltheway]

Who uses their hands when your dick is big enough to blow yourself?

Seriously though... left, almost all of the time.

[RealityCheck]

I use all three hands to masturbate.
Really? I use all five.

[Vikes99ej]

I'm right-handed, but I do it with my left :D

[jayceheathman]

Guys talking to other guys about masterbating is just weird.

[zachsaints52]

Guys talking to other guys about masterbating is just weird.

I bet your one of those sickos that uses a girls mouth.... I mean, come on! Thats sick!

[CashmoneyDrew]

Looks like there are only 4 winners in this poll.

[The Unseen]

right-handed

[TitanHope]

Sometimes, I think we're too close to each other. Even Shane voted. :D

PS. Does anyone know what to do if you're caught in a fleshlight? Do I need to call the doctor? Rub the lotion on the skin because my hose won't loosen? This was a waste of $49.99 + S/H...discrete delivery my ass...

[themaninblack]

Guys talking to other guys about masterbating is just weird.

As long as there's no eye contact, it's straight.

[vikes_28]

It's not *** until somebody gets a boner.

[Brent]

PS. Does anyone know what to do if you're caught in a fleshlight?
I kind of want this story to not be fake because it's the beginning of a hilarious tale.

[A Perfect Score]

This feels appropriate at this time.

vIA-Huc-haY

[Job]

It's not *** until somebody gets a boner.

Sorry guys.

[bored of education]

left hand thumb down

[Brodeur]

I'm right handed, so I figure the best way is for me to do it with my left hand.

[WinslowBodden]

my mouth....

[CJSchneider]

PS. Does anyone know what to do if you're caught in a fleshlight?

Have a nice cup of tea while you wait for the swelling to go down.

[ViperVisor]

http://i.imgur.com/awrhn.gif

[PackerLegend]

If youz a motha ****ing tripod like me you use your feet and both hands to keep mr johnson satisfied.

[KobeBryant833]

http://i.imgur.com/awrhn.gif
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[LizardState]

I'm very right handed, too uncoordinated with my left hand to trust it to do the job.

Indeed, yo. Anything important s/b done properly the 1st time, on schedule, no mistakes, under budget.

[scottyboy]

i'm a lefty, so he does the job. I try righty sometimes since i'm kinda ambedextrious, but lefty is just more natural for me

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I'm lefty, but my right hand just feels much more natural. It's weird. I don't think I'm capable of even doing it with my left. I'm gonna try that. Will post pics.

[vikes_28]

Wait, wut...

[D-Unit]

There should be an option for "hers".

[RaiderNation]

Both but not at once

[CJSchneider]

There should be an option for "hers".

Both but not at once

No, there are plenty of times when "hers" and "mine" are on there at the same time.