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descendency
07-21-2010, 12:22 PM
Saint of Marriage Blessings?

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/en_fuego/2010/06/tim-tebow-marrying-man-strikes-again.html

It's almost football time...

FlyingElvis
07-21-2010, 12:54 PM
Yeah, cuz we really needed a nice, rounded out 50 threads (http://www.draftcountdown.com/forum/search.php?searchid=661472) with Tebow in the title.

zachsaints52
07-21-2010, 01:05 PM
Nick Swisher? Ewwwwwwwwww

tjsunstein
07-21-2010, 01:29 PM
He's everywhere.

yourfavestoner
07-21-2010, 01:30 PM
Yeah, cuz we really needed a nice, rounded out 50 threads (http://www.draftcountdown.com/forum/search.php?searchid=661472) with Tebow in the title.

And people wonder why ESPN won't stop talking about him.

Razor
07-21-2010, 01:32 PM
Tim Teblow sucks.

http://ufbabes.com/data/media/2/JortsIllustrated.jpg

Scotty D
07-21-2010, 01:37 PM
http://isportsweb.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/04/Tebow-Crying.jpg

vikes_28
07-21-2010, 02:17 PM
That's pretty ********. If you aren't man enough to ask a woman to marry you you aren't man enough to be her husband!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
07-21-2010, 02:25 PM
Tim Tebow delivers all types of ringzzz.

Brent
07-21-2010, 02:30 PM
Tim Tebow has not lost his touch for the dramatic, even after leaving his worldly kingdom of the Gators in Gainesville.

New York Yankees rightfielder Nick Swisher is engaged to actress Joanna Garcia (Gossip Girl), thanks in part to Tebow’s influence. Swisher helped seal the deal by arranging for Tebow to meet Garcia’s parents, who live in Tampa and are big fans of Tebow.

She officially said yes May 19.

“We kept it a secret,” Swisher told the New York Post. “She was wearing that big rock, though.”
This is kind of confusing. Did Swisher ask Tebow to meet with her parents so they would bless his proposal or something?

descendency
07-21-2010, 02:51 PM
This is kind of confusing. Did Swisher ask Tebow to meet with her parents so they would bless his proposal or something?

That's the part I don't understand. (which is what makes it awkward)

I mean... was Tim Tebow used as a character witness? Why?

I guess people don't seem to have a sense of humor.

McBain
07-21-2010, 04:07 PM
These are the type of news stories that make me think maybe a nuclear Holocaust wouldnt be so bad.

Who are these two dimensional idiots?! God I hope they don't procreate.

Paranoidmoonduck
07-21-2010, 04:19 PM
This is kind of confusing. Did Swisher ask Tebow to meet with her parents so they would bless his proposal or something?

Maybe the parents hated Swisher until Tebow came in all his glory and told them Swish was a good guy. Or something.

****, I don't know (or really care).

Brent
07-21-2010, 05:13 PM
whoever wrote that ******* article needs a goddamn English lesson.

PackerLegend
07-21-2010, 05:50 PM
I want the 60 seconds of my life back! I think itd be best if Mr. Tebow is caught making it rain with a bunch of tranny's doped up on purple drank while getting porked up his butt.

LonghornsLegend
07-21-2010, 05:55 PM
Ehhh, I'm still upset that the thread talking about Tebow saying there were "lots of juices flowing in the room" about McDaniels was locked. That was by far the best Tebow thread ever and it never even really got to get going. There isn't a better Tebow quote out there.

prock
07-21-2010, 05:58 PM
I ******* hate Tim Tebow. A lot.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
07-21-2010, 09:24 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lMtvRmC_6cw/S6qFM1FZnAI/AAAAAAAAEVw/5hVnU9qvleU/s1600/tebow-jesus.jpg

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tim-tebow-virgin-jesus.jpg

http://www.ourhonordefend.com/wp-content/uploads/timtebow_carriesthecross.png

http://www.ourhonordefend.com/wp-content/uploads/timtebow_diedformysins.png