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Sniper
07-26-2010, 08:02 PM
http://www.10tv.com/live/content/sports/stories/2010/07/26/story-columbus-ohio-state-ex-buckeye-maurice-clarett-re-enrolls.html?sid=102

I'm not kidding.

iowatreat54
07-26-2010, 08:07 PM
Hey more power to him if he really is trying to get his life back together and get an education.

That said, I really hope he thinks he can try to play on the team again. That would be epic lulz.

Sniper
07-26-2010, 08:14 PM
Hey more power to him if he really is trying to get his life back together and get an education.

Agreed. What's done is done. Now, he has a chance to start over.

iowatreat54
07-26-2010, 08:54 PM
Agreed. What's done is done. Now, he has a chance to start over.

Yea, hopefully he really is getting his **** together. But Maurice never really seemed like the academic type to me. That's why I'm a bit skeptical and honestly think that in the next couple months we may hear how he wanted to play football again but doesn't know it's impossible.

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
07-26-2010, 09:09 PM
Going to prison really shaped him up. I read a few posts on his blog he seems like a smart guy and everything just went to his head.

Sniper
07-26-2010, 09:10 PM
Going to prison really shaped him up. I read a few posts on his blog he seems like a smart guy and everything just went to his head.

He didn't write those posts. The thoughts are his, but he had someone write them for him. Seriously.

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
07-26-2010, 09:12 PM
He didn't write those posts. The thoughts are his, but he had someone write them for him. Seriously.

Yea he wrote them down, gave them to a family member and they put them up. Not that hard of a process to understand. You really try to be a douche for the sake of being a douche.

yourfavestoner
07-26-2010, 09:20 PM
Lebron James leaves.

Maurice Clarett returns.

Ohio is a very sad place.

Sniper
07-26-2010, 09:38 PM
Yea he wrote them down, gave them to a family member and they put them up. Not that hard of a process to understand. You really try to be a douche for the sake of being a douche.

No, you goddamned dumb bastard. He didn't write them. He spoke them and they were typed for him, probably because he's too ******* dumb to write eloquently.

You try really hard to be a **********. I admit, you succeed. Lots of practice, I suppose. This had nothing with me trying to be a "douche". I apologize if posting factual information is being a "douche". Go on and tell me more about how Albert Pujols sucks or another one of your genius theories. Better yet, don't. The ignore feature is a wonderful thing.

RealityCheck
07-26-2010, 09:40 PM
That said, I really hope he thinks he can try to play on the team again. That would be epic lulz.
If he thinks he can beat Saine and Herron...

iowatreat54
07-26-2010, 09:41 PM
If he thinks he can beat Saine and Herron...

I was going more with the fact that NCAA rules won't let him, but yea that too.

Also, sniper I need to stop repping you so much because it gets to points like now where I can't anymore. :(

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
07-26-2010, 10:06 PM
No, you goddamned dumb bastard. He didn't write them. He spoke them and they were typed for him, probably because he's too ******* dumb to write eloquently.

You try really hard to be a **********. I admit, you succeed. Lots of practice, I suppose. This had nothing with me trying to be a "douche". I apologize if posting factual information is being a "douche". Go on and tell me more about how Albert Pujols sucks or another one of your genius theories. Better yet, don't. The ignore feature is a wonderful thing.

Care to back up your facts? Or is it another instance where you are talking out of your gaping asshole where you fist yourself to thoughts of tate forcier?

P-L
07-26-2010, 10:17 PM
How does someone first himself?

HeavyLeggedWaistBender
07-26-2010, 10:59 PM
Care to back up your facts? Or is it another instance where you are talking out of your gaping asshole where you fist yourself to thoughts of tate forcier?

Best Ive heard, I lawld hard.

ironman4579
07-26-2010, 11:02 PM
How does someone first himself?

Gorilla arms........................

JoeJoeBrown
07-26-2010, 11:19 PM
No, you goddamned dumb bastard. He didn't write them. He spoke them and they were typed for him, probably because he's too ******* dumb to write eloquently.

You try really hard to be a **********. I admit, you succeed. Lots of practice, I suppose. This had nothing with me trying to be a "douche". I apologize if posting factual information is being a "douche". Go on and tell me more about how Albert Pujols sucks or another one of your genius theories. Better yet, don't. The ignore feature is a wonderful thing.

Easy tiger. No need to fly off the handle that far. A stern talking to would have sufficed :)

BTW, where did you get that gif clip in your Sig? Absolutely delicious woman.

Plat
07-27-2010, 04:28 AM
BTW, where did you get that gif clip in your Sig? Absolutely delicious woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY

descendency
07-27-2010, 04:47 AM
In a completely uninteresting bit I just learned from Wikipedia:

Recently appointed Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor blocked Maurice Clarett's entrance into the 2004 NFL Draft after being kicked out of OSU. (Mike Williams - the WR, was in a similar situation). Because he hired and agent, he couldn't go back to college football after being denied admission.

Sniper
07-27-2010, 07:33 AM
No, you goddamned dumb bastard. He didn't write them. He spoke them and they were typed for him, probably because he's too ******* dumb to write eloquently.

Admittedly, the fact that he doesn't have Internet access in jail may have something to do with his lack of writing it himself ( ;) ), but...

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/sports/stories/2009/03/03/hunter_3-3.ART_ART_03-03-09_C1_IND3IND.html?sid=101

Inmates don't have computer access; his mother, Michelle Clarett, confirmed yesterday that he calls his blog entries to family members who post them for him.

JoeJoeBrown
07-27-2010, 09:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY

Thanks. That explains why I have no idea wtf that was. I woulda swore it was from a porno. That music was terrible. Good eye candy however.

yourfavestoner
07-27-2010, 10:04 AM
Katy Perry is Zoey Deschanel's face on a porn actress' body. Which pretty much equates to the hottest woman in the world.

Brent
07-27-2010, 10:07 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XSQC3fsI1T0/Sa2JRZorUlI/AAAAAAAAAVw/QzfwkYmfY-k/s320/Clarett+car.jpg

You know, Clarett knows how to party.

JoeJoeBrown
07-27-2010, 10:33 AM
Katy Perry is Zoey Deschanel's face on a porn actress' body. Which pretty much equates to the hottest woman in the world.

She is smoking hawt, but that "music" made me want to punch my ears.

Babylon
07-27-2010, 12:55 PM
No, you goddamned dumb bastard. He didn't write them. He spoke them and they were typed for him, probably because he's too ******* dumb to write eloquently.

You try really hard to be a **********. I admit, you succeed. Lots of practice, I suppose. This had nothing with me trying to be a "douche". I apologize if posting factual information is being a "douche". Go on and tell me more about how Albert Pujols sucks or another one of your genius theories. Better yet, don't. The ignore feature is a wonderful thing.

Sniper you've gone from being a bit of a punctuation freak to a rather hostile individual. Someone kill your dog over the summer?

Shane P. Hallam
07-27-2010, 02:23 PM
Let's keep the conversation civil please.

Mr. Goosemahn
07-27-2010, 03:27 PM
http://itsfuriousbalancing.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/moderator-cat.jpg

Sniper
07-27-2010, 04:24 PM
Sniper you've gone from being a bit of a punctuation freak to a rather hostile individual. Someone kill your dog over the summer?

Don't even joke about my dog. My dog is the King of Awesomeness, so don't bring him into this conversation.

iowatreat54
07-27-2010, 04:32 PM
I really hope you named him after our lord and savior. Otherwise, I lose a little respect for you.

Babylon
07-27-2010, 04:46 PM
Don't even joke about my dog. My dog is the King of Awesomeness, so don't bring him into this conversation.

It's a figure of speech. My wife would take our dog over me so i know the drill as far as puppies go.

Sniper
07-27-2010, 04:53 PM
I really hope you named him after our lord and savior. Otherwise, I lose a little respect for you.

My girlfriend said I wasn't allowed to name our first dog anything UM-related. I've already got Braylon Desmond Harmon Woodson locked down for my first son, though. ;)

Sniper
07-27-2010, 04:54 PM
It's a figure of speech. My wife would take our dog over me so i know the drill as far as puppies go.

I'm aware that it's a figure of speech. Still, no disrespecting the King of Awesomeness.

Plus, I just get annoyed when people post dumb stuff.

iowatreat54
07-27-2010, 04:55 PM
Sounds like you need a new girlfriend...

That's just a slap in the face of Lord Woodson. He shall be remembered in any and every way possible, including the naming of the first dog.

Sniper
07-27-2010, 05:04 PM
Sounds like you need a new girlfriend...

That's just a slap in the face of Lord Woodson. He shall be remembered in any and every way possible, including the naming of the first dog.

I literally argued with her for 20 minutes about it. She was having none of it.

Anywhoo, hope Clarett gets his life back together.

HindSight
07-28-2010, 10:58 AM
Yea, hopefully he really is getting his **** together. But Maurice never really seemed like the academic type to me. That's why I'm a bit skeptical and honestly think that in the next couple months we may hear how he wanted to play football again but doesn't know it's impossible.
Academics were never Maurice's problem.....he's actually a pretty bright kid when he isn't taking absolutely horrible advice about how to become the Lebron James of football.

jrdrylie
07-28-2010, 11:20 AM
The guy made Ohio State millions of dollars with his play during their National Championship season. The least Ohio State can do is help him get back on his feet. Sure he was a total jerk, but if Mike Vick, Ben Roethlisberger, and Leonard Little can have second chances, why can't Clarett?

HindSight
07-28-2010, 11:25 AM
The guy made Ohio State millions of dollars with his play during their National Championship season. The least Ohio State can do is help him get back on his feet. Sure he was a total jerk, but if Mike Vick, Ben Roethlisberger, and Leonard Little can have second chances, why can't Clarett?
Thank god he played all 25 positions at once, while coaching them all too.

Sniper
07-28-2010, 11:49 AM
Academics were never Maurice's problem.....he's actually a pretty bright kid when he isn't taking absolutely horrible advice about how to become the Lebron James of football.

Yeah, I think I remember someone telling me that Clarett had around a 3.5 GPA and high school. If I remember correctly, he had a very good SAT score, too.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
07-28-2010, 03:57 PM
My girlfriend said I wasn't allowed to name our first dog anything UM-related. I've already got Braylon Desmond Harmon Woodson locked down for my first son, though. ;)

You're dead to me.

Sniper
07-28-2010, 04:20 PM
You're dead to me.

Well, my girlfriend's got a good shot at twins, so Pernell John Jordan Crosby could work for the second.

keylime_5
07-28-2010, 07:33 PM
until you find out they're not yours and you'll have to rename them Woody Archibald Tressel and Troy Tatum Cassidy ; )