Help perchance?

[jag]

Hey guys, I'm running a satirical college newspaper this year, and I'm adding an entertainment section to it.

Funny thing is, I haven't named it yet and am currently running into a brickwall with all of my ideas. However, I'm a big believer in the fine people of Draft Countdown, and was wondering if you guys wouldn't mind pitching out some names.

I will consider anything and everything, and hopefully one of you will be lucky enough to name a small time crummy college entertainment section!

It is going to be modeled similarly to the Onion's A.V Club, if that gets the creative juices flowing.

Salud,

Jag

[tjsunstein]

What's the name of your college? Could be a play on words waiting to happen.

[Shane P. Hallam]

For sure. My thought was (and it isn't funny,) but if it is entertainment...


The [insert color here] Carpet

And have the color be the color(s) of your school (if they are unique)

[CashmoneyDrew]

The Tossed Salad.

[stephenson86]

The Munched Rug?

[Dr. Gonzo]

The Cleveland Steamer?

Even if you are not based in Cleveland the name is gold.

[CC.SD]

Aimless Drivel

[A Perfect Score]

Yeah, a little info on your school would help with this sort of stuff.

[iBoldin]

He goes to Nebraska, he has the link to his website in his sig and I remember him talking about his site before.

The colors don't help too much. Hopefully you find something original.

[stephenson86]

The Corny Stuff

[A Perfect Score]

The Nebraska Nipple: Sucking at the Satirical Teet

You know you want to.

[jag]

If it helps at all, I attend the University of Nebraska.

[CJSchneider]

The Laughing Kernel.

Even better, Kernel Ingis!

[dabears10]

Lincoln Logs: collecting crap from celebrities.

[BigDawg819]

The Husk ..

[CC.SD]

The Musk of Husk

Cornholed under the Fold

100% Not *****

The Clock Ran Out Texas I Mean W.T.F.

[jayceheathman]

Lincoln Logs: collecting crap from celebrities.

There is no way that isnt CJ in your avatar.

[nepg]

Lincoln Logs is the winner

[jballa838]

Nebrascals.

[Babylon]

Babble on.:-D

[TitanHope]

Huskermeyer Weiner!!!!!

[CJSchneider]

There is no way that isnt CJ in your avatar.

She didn't hurl her naked body at him immediately and I don't have facial hair.

[Brent]

Shuckin' Shuck

[Bosanac01]

The Entertainment Section.

[bhaarat316]

Corn E!

idk?

[bjones9]

Hey guys, I'm running a satirical college newspaper this year, and I'm adding an entertainment section to it.

Funny thing is, I haven't named it yet and am currently running into a brickwall with all of my ideas. However, I'm a big believer in the fine people of Draft Countdown, and was wondering if you guys wouldn't mind pitching out some names.

I will consider anything and everything, and hopefully one of you will be lucky enough to name a small time crummy college entertainment section!

It is going to be modeled similarly to the Onion's A.V Club, if that gets the creative juices flowing.

Salud,

Jag

http://i52.tinypic.com/8yhy12.jpg

[critesy]

Nebrascals.

this or nebrasticals.

[ThePudge]

The Prime Meridian.... for no reason