View Full Version : Woman Raped in Patrick Kerney's house
GiantRutgersFan
03-19-2007, 08:38 PM
Patrick Kerney admitted to Channel 2 News in Atlanta that a woman claims to have been raped in his home early Sunday morning.
The police report is reportedly "extremely thin," with no names given and no indication that Kerney was involved. No one has been charged or arrested. Kerney told Channel 2 that he was the victim in the matter.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/11299240/detail.html
I bet it was a Bengal who raped her.
But seriously idk. It seems like Kerney wasnt involved.
dolphinfan2k5
03-19-2007, 08:40 PM
If he was the victim, wouldn't that mean that he got raped?
You are my favourite poster GRF
diabsoule
03-19-2007, 08:43 PM
"I bet it was a Bengal who raped her."
That was totally uncalled for. I know you thought it was funny but please have a little compassion.
jetsfan3
03-19-2007, 09:03 PM
If he was the victim, wouldn't that mean that he got raped?
Haha. An "extremely thin" woman raped an NFL defensive lineman.
BroadwayJoe10
03-19-2007, 09:14 PM
maybe uncalled for, but absolutely halarious
cunningham06
03-19-2007, 09:15 PM
Haha. An "extremely thin" woman raped an NFL defensive lineman.
They said the case was extremely thin, not the woman. For all we know she's massive.
This should probably go in off topic.
bored of education
03-19-2007, 09:17 PM
man some funnies that were poorly executed
jetsfan3
03-19-2007, 09:17 PM
They said the case was extremely thin, not the woman. For all we know she's massive.
This should probably go in off topic.
You're right. It's still the same, no woman can rape Patrick Kerney.
They said the case was extremely thin, not the woman. For all we know she's massive.
This should probably go in off topic.
I said that at first, but I changed my mind and edited because all GRF threads are relevant enough to be in any forum!
The Unseen
03-19-2007, 09:18 PM
weirdest. thread. ever.
cunningham06
03-19-2007, 09:27 PM
I said that at first, but I changed my mind and edited because all GRF threads are relevant enough to be in any forum!
True that. Post on GRF.
Borat
03-19-2007, 09:38 PM
I used to let chicks rape me all the time
Shiver
03-19-2007, 09:44 PM
This thread is destined for a...
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soybean
03-19-2007, 09:44 PM
I used to let chicks rape me all the time
is that why you're **** now? jk.jk.
Stash
03-19-2007, 10:04 PM
If he's saying he is the victim, wouldn't that imply that he is involveld in the situation more than it just occuring in his house?
duckseason
03-19-2007, 10:09 PM
If he's saying he is the victim, wouldn't that imply that he is involveld in the situation more than it just occuring in his house?
No. What he means to say is that he had nothing to do with it, but his name is going to be the only one talked about because it happened in his house.
princefielder28
03-19-2007, 10:12 PM
Is there evr a good story about something that a pro athlete does???
MP123
03-19-2007, 10:29 PM
Who cares??? It's just something to talk about since it's dead period. If this thread was put up right around the draft, no one would read it. I'm only responding becasue I can't find something else to repsond to.
princefielder28
03-19-2007, 10:30 PM
Who cares??? It's just something to talk about since it's dead period. If this thread was put up right around the draft, no one would read it. I'm only responding becasue I can't find something else to repsond to.
Since the big wave in FA there really hasn't been much b/c there haven't been many trades either.
BlindSite
03-19-2007, 10:40 PM
This sucks for him, but its not really what you'd expect. If this was at tank johnson's house or Pacman's house it'd be a different story but this is probably a case of some football groupie getting drunk and then getting nailed by some guy who's an equipment manager or something who's crying rape to save face/.
PalmerToCJ
03-19-2007, 10:42 PM
I bet it was a Bengal who raped her.
LOLRZ U R HILAREUS!?>!
Seriously though...
Stash
03-19-2007, 10:49 PM
This sucks for him, but its not really what you'd expect. If this was at tank johnson's house or Pacman's house it'd be a different story but this is probably a case of some football groupie getting drunk and then getting nailed by some guy who's an equipment manager or something who's crying rape to save face/.
Yeah, when I hear an athlete is involved in a rape investigation my initial reaction is that the chick is full of BS or after money.
Jimmy
03-19-2007, 11:34 PM
the white ray carruth???
bad pat, maybe we should hire mark chmura to baby sit his kids while he's in court
niel89
03-19-2007, 11:41 PM
6 year 39.5 mil deal with 19.5 mil guaranteed
it was the seahawks who got raped in kerneys house
SFbear
03-20-2007, 12:05 AM
Is there evr a good story about something that a pro athlete does???
Roberto Garza drives senior citizens to and from the doctor.
niel89
03-20-2007, 12:08 AM
Roberto Garza drives senior citizens to and from the doctor.
you have a car, dont you?
MP123
03-20-2007, 12:08 AM
Roberto Garza drives senior citizens to and from the doctor.
LaDainian Tomlinson takes care of babies.
SFbear
03-20-2007, 12:32 AM
LaDainian Tomlinson takes care of babies.
Jonathin Vilma is good at plugging holes.
niel89
03-20-2007, 12:34 AM
Jonathin Vilma is good at plugging holes.
troy polamalu helps people climb ladders to go over walls
Beautiful Mind
03-20-2007, 01:05 AM
Tarik Glenn is pretty fat
Shiver
03-20-2007, 01:10 AM
6 year 39.5 mil deal with 19.5 mil guaranteed
it was the seahawks who got raped in kerneys house
I lol'd at that.
XxXdragonXxX
03-20-2007, 01:54 AM
Here's Patrick Kerney's comments.
http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/seahawks/?title=details_sketchy_on_atlanta_incident&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
"I am aware that, while I was asleep on Sunday morning, an assault took place in my home. Out of respect for my friend who was assaulted, and the police officers who are diligently working to apprehend the offenders, I cannot comment any further. My focus is on supporting my friend during this time of need."
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
03-20-2007, 09:26 AM
troy polamalu helps people climb ladders to go over walls
Roy Williams pushes thousands of children on swings.
yourfavestoner
03-20-2007, 04:16 PM
6 year 39.5 mil deal with 19.5 mil guaranteed
it was the seahawks who got raped in kerneys house
Deon Grant must be a suspect, too, then.
eaglesalltheway
03-20-2007, 06:35 PM
Is there evr a good story about something that a pro athlete does???
I know man, can we at least get some stories of some player who is helping in some way? There are plenty of those types of stories out there, but none of them get any notariety. Peolpe need to start focusing on the positives or we won't no what to do soon.
XxXdragonXxX
03-20-2007, 07:19 PM
http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/seahawks/
"Atlanta attorney Von A. DuBose issused the following statement today on behalf of the victim in an alleged rape that took place over the weekend in Patrick Kerney's home: "My client wants to make clear that Mr. Kerney was in no way involved in the incident. Mr. Kerney was in fact the first person to contact authorities and has encouraged my client to pursue criminal charges against the offender once he is identified. My client appreciates Mr. Kerney’s support in this difficult time. She would also like to express her mutual support for Mr. Kerney in dealing with the press attention that this incident has caused."
GiantRutgersFan
03-20-2007, 08:08 PM
http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/seahawks/
"Atlanta attorney Von A. DuBose issused the following statement today on behalf of the victim in an alleged rape that took place over the weekend in Patrick Kerney's home: "My client wants to make clear that Mr. Kerney was in no way involved in the incident. Mr. Kerney was in fact the first person to contact authorities and has encouraged my client to pursue criminal charges against the offender once he is identified. My client appreciates Mr. Kerney’s support in this difficult time. She would also like to express her mutual support for Mr. Kerney in dealing with the press attention that this incident has caused."
That sucks for Kerney that it dragged his name through the press because it sounds like he is doing everything like a gentleman
PalmerToCJ
03-20-2007, 08:26 PM
6 year 39.5 mil deal with 19.5 mil guaranteed
it was the seahawks who got raped in kerneys house
hahah that was a good one.
TacticaLion
03-20-2007, 08:33 PM
This thread is incredible (minus the Bengals comment). And the winner is!:
6 year 39.5 mil deal with 19.5 mil guaranteed
it was the seahawks who got raped in kerneys house
Line of the YEAR!
Other notable comments:
troy polamalu helps people climb ladders to go over walls
Roy Williams pushes thousands of children on swings.
Roberto Garza drives senior citizens to and from the doctor.
Congrats to everyone who made this thread what it is today.
This should be stickied.
Flyboy
03-20-2007, 09:26 PM
I lol'd at that.
As did I. Lawl indeed.
BroadwayJoe10
03-20-2007, 10:29 PM
As did I. Lawl indeed.
hah ya bro even tho everyone already commented on it i just had to show the love, best post of the year ive seen
niel89
03-20-2007, 10:31 PM
woohoo i win happiness
This is the best thread in months.....congrats...
Titans10
03-21-2007, 01:06 AM
please tell me pacman is not involved in this one
TacticaLion
03-21-2007, 06:05 AM
This is the best thread in months.....congrats...That's the truth... definately the truth.
"I am aware that, while I was asleep on Sunday morning, an assault took place in my home. Out of respect for my friend who was assaulted, and the police officers who are diligently working to apprehend the offenders, I cannot comment any further. My focus is on supporting my friend during this time of need."
Does that mean the woman who was raped was a friend of Kerney's? His name being in it wouldn't be a big deal if the news would actually say that.
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