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PackerLegend
10-26-2010, 03:30 PM
Noodle size by yours truly, PeckerLegend (Can we make that change so its official?)

We all know the determining factor in figuring out a guys man hood... Rep. So below I have created a list which will help everyone here at SWDC better determine their "status".


Below 0 Rep - Just kill yourself
25,000 Rep - Congratulations you grew a vagina
50,000 Rep - I don't know what's bigger a tootsie roll or your ding dong
75,000 Rep - Are you sure thats not a pencil
100,000 Rep - 4"
125,000 Rep - Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach
150,000 Rep - Acceptable but why settle for less
175,000 Rep - Your foot long brings all the girls to your yard
200,000 Rep - Your twinkie is on steroids
250,000 Rep - Lets just say "Legendary"
300,000 Rep - You have been charged with carrying a deadly weapon... in your pants
350,000 Rep - Is it a tripod or is it a pogo stick?
400,000 Rep - **Abnormally large horse dick status**
450,000 Rep - You have a 30' python.... in your pants
500,000 Rep - 2/3 of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by your dick



I figure thats a great start but I could really use help tweaking and improving this list greatly. Its a school project.

WMD
10-26-2010, 03:33 PM
It should be some combination of Rep and Post Count.

But cut it in half if you're from Hawaii.

vidae
10-26-2010, 03:37 PM
Sweet, I guess I have **Abnormally large horse dick status**

That is good, right?

Mr. Goosemahn
10-26-2010, 03:42 PM
I'm somewhere between "Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach" and "Acceptable but why settle for less."

Okay, I guess.

Jvig43
10-26-2010, 03:43 PM
Noodle size by yours truly, PeckerLegend (Can we make that change so its official?)

We all know the determining factor in figuring out a guys man hood... Rep. So below I have created a list which will help everyone here at SWDC better determine their "status".


Below 0 Rep - Just kill yourself
25,000 Rep - Congratulations you grew a vagina
50,000 Rep - I don't know what's bigger a tootsie roll or your ding dong
75,000 Rep - Are you sure thats not a pencil
100,000 Rep - 4"
125,000 Rep - Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach
150,000 Rep - Acceptable but why settle for less
175,000 Rep - Your foot long brings all the girls to your yard
200,000 Rep - Your twinkie is on steroids
250,000 Rep - Lets just say "Legendary"
300,000 Rep - You have been charged with carrying a deadly weapon... in your pants
350,000 Rep - Is it a tripod or is it a pogo stick?
400,000 Rep - **Abnormally large horse dick status**
450,000 Rep - You have a 30' python.... in your pants
500,000 Rep - 2/3 of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by your dick



I figure thats a great start but I could really use help tweaking and improving this list greatly. Its a school project.

Im assuming you based this starting with your rep and your actual dick size, Im sorry?

CashmoneyDrew
10-26-2010, 03:44 PM
If anyone was wondering, the rep size totally translates to real life size.

MetSox17
10-26-2010, 03:44 PM
My twinkie is on steroids and HGH

General Zod
10-26-2010, 03:48 PM
You math people need to come up with a formula for number of posts/rep count and gauge it that way.

VUBlacknGold
10-26-2010, 03:59 PM
lol awesome

619
10-26-2010, 04:03 PM
If anyone was wondering, the rep size totally translates to real life size.

It absolutely does. I'm shocked that PackerLegend would disclose his four incher. I mean a woman's vagina goes deeper than that. Poor guy.

CJSchneider
10-26-2010, 04:09 PM
/me laughs and leaves the room dragging his ***** behind him.

CashmoneyDrew
10-26-2010, 04:21 PM
/me laughs and leaves the room dragging his ***** behind him.

It's like a fireman's hose.

iowatreat54
10-26-2010, 04:56 PM
It's like a fireman's hose.

Like a baby arm holding an apple.

CJSchneider
10-26-2010, 05:20 PM
Like a baby arm holding an apple.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2517-25891.gif

Cheer up lads. Your rep will get bigger; then they'll appreciate you.

Gay Ork Wang
10-26-2010, 05:21 PM
CJ is a repwhore

Brent
10-26-2010, 05:21 PM
it's giving me back problems.

iowatreat54
10-26-2010, 05:41 PM
CJ is a repwhore

Well, if I had a dick that big, I'd be whoring myself out too. Shiiiitttttt.

MikeVickTheSickest
10-26-2010, 05:48 PM
i have a vagina... *cries* :(

CC.SD
10-26-2010, 05:56 PM
18 replies, 134 views. lawlz.

jayceheathman
10-26-2010, 09:07 PM
i have a vagina... *cries* :(

Apparently I do too.

TitanHope
10-26-2010, 09:51 PM
The rep titles need to change. Once you get past...

*trips over massive genitals*

Sorry about that. Where was I? Oh yes, once you get past 10,000, you get to the "Kind of a big deal..." title. Maxes out kinda quickly.

prock
10-26-2010, 10:53 PM
My **** is on roids nukka!

brat316
10-26-2010, 11:05 PM
shiiit son I ain't got no dick cause of your dang rules.

CC.SD
10-26-2010, 11:09 PM
that's my bad. i keep coming back for your avatar.

Just don't look too long if you're in a public place, a bystander could lose an eye

TitansCJftw
10-26-2010, 11:22 PM
thanks for helping me figure out what that thing is! DONNGGG

Bosanac01
10-26-2010, 11:42 PM
I just measured and it's amazing how accurate this actually is.

RufusMcDaniel
10-26-2010, 11:50 PM
I hope I'm still going through puberty because that ain't acceptable.

TitanHope
10-26-2010, 11:51 PM
But I don't wanna have a thirty foot python in my pants.

I'd much rather have a huge *****!

Shahin
10-27-2010, 04:38 PM
hm, this post is for me to check my rep #

edit//****.

eaglesalltheway
10-27-2010, 04:44 PM
Anyone who repped PL for this thread has made his dick bigger, therefore, you are all just cheap whores!

LizardState
10-27-2010, 04:44 PM
It's like a fireman's hose.

Need help going to the mens rm. b/c my dr. told me not to lift anything heavy.

HeavyLeggedWaistBender
10-27-2010, 05:13 PM
No denying it now..