How To Determine Your...

[PackerLegend]

Noodle size by yours truly, PeckerLegend (Can we make that change so its official?)

We all know the determining factor in figuring out a guys man hood... Rep. So below I have created a list which will help everyone here at SWDC better determine their "status".


Below 0 Rep - Just kill yourself
25,000 Rep - Congratulations you grew a vagina
50,000 Rep - I don't know what's bigger a tootsie roll or your ding dong
75,000 Rep - Are you sure thats not a pencil
100,000 Rep - 4"
125,000 Rep - Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach
150,000 Rep - Acceptable but why settle for less
175,000 Rep - Your foot long brings all the girls to your yard
200,000 Rep - Your twinkie is on steroids
250,000 Rep - Lets just say "Legendary"
300,000 Rep - You have been charged with carrying a deadly weapon... in your pants
350,000 Rep - Is it a tripod or is it a pogo stick?
400,000 Rep - **Abnormally large horse dick status**
450,000 Rep - You have a 30' python.... in your pants
500,000 Rep - 2/3 of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by your dick



I figure thats a great start but I could really use help tweaking and improving this list greatly. Its a school project.

[WMD]

It should be some combination of Rep and Post Count.

But cut it in half if you're from Hawaii.

[vidae]

Sweet, I guess I have **Abnormally large horse dick status**

That is good, right?

[Mr. Goosemahn]

I'm somewhere between "Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach" and "Acceptable but why settle for less."

Okay, I guess.

[Jvig43]

Noodle size by yours truly, PeckerLegend (Can we make that change so its official?)

We all know the determining factor in figuring out a guys man hood... Rep. So below I have created a list which will help everyone here at SWDC better determine their "status".


Below 0 Rep - Just kill yourself
25,000 Rep - Congratulations you grew a vagina
50,000 Rep - I don't know what's bigger a tootsie roll or your ding dong
75,000 Rep - Are you sure thats not a pencil
100,000 Rep - 4"
125,000 Rep - Your no longer the "mouse in a room full of elephants" at a nude beach
150,000 Rep - Acceptable but why settle for less
175,000 Rep - Your foot long brings all the girls to your yard
200,000 Rep - Your twinkie is on steroids
250,000 Rep - Lets just say "Legendary"
300,000 Rep - You have been charged with carrying a deadly weapon... in your pants
350,000 Rep - Is it a tripod or is it a pogo stick?
400,000 Rep - **Abnormally large horse dick status**
450,000 Rep - You have a 30' python.... in your pants
500,000 Rep - 2/3 of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by your dick



I figure thats a great start but I could really use help tweaking and improving this list greatly. Its a school project.

Im assuming you based this starting with your rep and your actual dick size, Im sorry?

[CashmoneyDrew]

If anyone was wondering, the rep size totally translates to real life size.

[MetSox17]

My twinkie is on steroids and HGH

[General Zod]

You math people need to come up with a formula for number of posts/rep count and gauge it that way.

[VUBlacknGold]

lol awesome

[619]

If anyone was wondering, the rep size totally translates to real life size.

It absolutely does. I'm shocked that PackerLegend would disclose his four incher. I mean a woman's vagina goes deeper than that. Poor guy.

[CJSchneider]

/me laughs and leaves the room dragging his ***** behind him.

[CashmoneyDrew]

/me laughs and leaves the room dragging his ***** behind him.

It's like a fireman's hose.

[iowatreat54]

It's like a fireman's hose.

Like a baby arm holding an apple.

[CJSchneider]

Like a baby arm holding an apple.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2517-25891.gif

Cheer up lads. Your rep will get bigger; then they'll appreciate you.

[Gay Ork Wang]

CJ is a repwhore

[Brent]

it's giving me back problems.

[iowatreat54]

CJ is a repwhore

Well, if I had a dick that big, I'd be whoring myself out too. Shiiiitttttt.

[MikeVickTheSickest]

i have a vagina... *cries* :(

[CC.SD]

18 replies, 134 views. lawlz.

[jayceheathman]

i have a vagina... *cries* :(

Apparently I do too.

[TitanHope]

The rep titles need to change. Once you get past...

*trips over massive genitals*

Sorry about that. Where was I? Oh yes, once you get past 10,000, you get to the "Kind of a big deal..." title. Maxes out kinda quickly.

[njx9]

18 replies, 134 views. lawlz.

that's my bad. i keep coming back for your avatar.

[prock]

My **** is on roids nukka!

[brat316]

shiiit son I ain't got no dick cause of your dang rules.

[CC.SD]

that's my bad. i keep coming back for your avatar.

Just don't look too long if you're in a public place, a bystander could lose an eye

[TitansCJftw]

thanks for helping me figure out what that thing is! DONNGGG

[njx9]

Just don't look too long if you're in a public place, a bystander could lose an eye

isn't that at least part of the fun?

[Bosanac01]

I just measured and it's amazing how accurate this actually is.

[RufusMcDaniel]

I hope I'm still going through puberty because that ain't acceptable.

[TitanHope]

But I don't wanna have a thirty foot python in my pants.

I'd much rather have a huge *****!

[njx9]

But I don't wanna have a thirty foot python in my pants.

I'd much rather have a huge *****!

buy bigger pants? then you can have both.

[Shahin]

hm, this post is for me to check my rep #

edit//****.

[eaglesalltheway]

Anyone who repped PL for this thread has made his dick bigger, therefore, you are all just cheap whores!

[LizardState]

It's like a fireman's hose.

Need help going to the mens rm. b/c my dr. told me not to lift anything heavy.

[HeavyLeggedWaistBender]

No denying it now..