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CJSchneider
11-16-2010, 04:10 PM
I’m the only one to take this serious? Ok so some I had to leave off because you never know who is reading this, but here they are in no particular order other than to keep the laughs going.
I kept them short – enjoy.

1. Birth – Kind of self explanatory and corny, but it was a big moment for me. I’ve been told my mom was there, but I don’t remember.

2. You never forget your first time – Her name was Natalia and she was a ginger. I consider it charity but I did use a condom so not to give rise to a race of soulless losers

3. Diving into the shallow end – When I enlisted, the night before you ship out, MEPS puts you up in a hotel. The hotel had a pool and I decided to go for a swim. I ran down the length of the pool reading the depth reading marked on the side. 3 feet, 6 feet, the next must be 9 feet right? Nope it went back to 3. I slammed into the concrete and spilt my lip open. My first military ID had me looking like a hair-lip.

4. I do – and I would again. 14 years and it’s still fun

5. Raenah
6. Katelyn
7. Jack –I remember the birth of each of my children like it was yesterday. I won’t get off into religion, but you change when you witness the birth of your child.

8. The ring bearer did what?- When I was 4 I was the ring bearer for my aunt’s wedding. At the reception I had to use the little boy’s room and the line was too long. I went outside and decided to pinch one off in the bushes (I was raised in the country) and had trouble with the tuxedo. Needless to say, I was found by a member of the reception band with a pile of crap in my seat while yelling for help.

9. Trick or barf- Halloween 1998, I went as Julius Ceasear. I woke the next morning under my bunk in my barracks room. What was weird is that I layed there for a while wondering whose room I was in. When I finally climbed out, I wondered why the hell I didn’t just pass out in my bed. I still don’t know.

10. “I never do this” I once pulled a chic from a club who was rather drunk and convinced her to do anal. 6 months later at the same club I pulled the same chic. She didn’t remember me and I convinced her to do anal again. She used the same line to make it sound like she wasn’t a freak. I knew better.

11. Homecoming Captain- I was the homecoming Capt. for my HS football team my senior year. We won the game. I felt special.

12. “Hey dawg, want your tape back?”- When I was at Ft. Polk, I had received a video camera as a gift and at one time loaned it to a friend. He used it to make a flick of him and his girl. His only problem was that he left the tape in the camera (yes, I watched it). About a week later (ok, I watched it a couple times) I see him out walking with his girl. I open my barracks window and say “Hey, yall want that tape back of you two?” The girl he was walking with was not the one he made the tape with. Oops.

13. Middle School Teacher of the Year finalist- it feels good to be recognized for working your tail off.

14. Bradley vs. the tree- I love the Bradley Fighting Vehicle. Being somewhat of a nature lover I was hesitant to just hit and kill a tree just for the joy of doing it. If you ever do, however, be sure that the first tree you knock over does not smash your 1st SGT’s tent.

15. Graduating College- I is smart now!

16. “Butter” Celebrating a bit too heavy as a young Private First Class almost cost me once. I had won soldier of the quarter, been promoted and received a new roommate all in the same week. It was time to party. As I was later told, I was accosted by a staff duty officer, a 2LT, and was too drunk to stand so he made me sit, which had trouble doing as well. All while my friends watched from a distance and harassed the young officer. Good times.

17. “Hey Baby”- I worked my way through college delivering pizza. I once delivered to a hotel room where I was met by a half-naked woman who was gorgeous. I just knew I was about to become a real life Penthouse story. Then her boyfriend opened the door from the hotel bathroom, steam from the shower pouring out, letting the woman know he was ready for her. FML.

18. Leave shouldn’t be this hard.- Once I got so ****-faced drunk before I went on leave, I had to have a buddy finish packing for me, while another one threw me in the shower. I missed my flight, which yielded an hour long nap. I woke up, drank a huge drink of water and got on the next flight. I filled 3 air-sickness bags in a 45 minute flight from Alexandria, LA to Dallas, TX.

19. “Thar she blows” while my Dad was still alive, we went to the ocean and while standing on this wind-blown cliff, we saw whales out in the distance. Every time I go back to CA, I take my kids to that same cliff and just stand there, looking out into the ocean.

J-Mike88
11-16-2010, 04:26 PM
10. “I never do this” I once pulled a chic from a club who was rather drunk and convinced her to do anal. 6 months later at the same club I pulled the same chic. She didn’t remember me and I convinced her to do anal again. She used the same line to make it sound like she wasn’t a freak. I knew better.
That is a perfect 10.
CJS has just become a legend. MY LEGEND.

diabsoule
11-16-2010, 06:06 PM
I have no idea what this is or why we're doing it but I'll go ahead and post mine.

1. My first time - My first serious girlfriend was named April and I dated her when I was a senior in high school. I use the term "serious" because she was the first girl I could take places without my parents there because I had my own vehicle. One day I was taking her home and she reached over and started playing with my junk. Of course I was enjoying it so when we got back to her house we started making out and the clothes started flying. She wanted to do it and I agreed but her bed was messy with unfolded clothes so we did it on her sister's bed.

2. "Saints win! Saints win!" - I have been a Saints fan since my first game in 1988 and throughout every year I never would have imagined we would have made it to the Super Bowl, much less win. Last year I was speechless when we beat Minnesota. When we beat the Colts I had to walk away from my friends, victory cigar in hand, and have a few moments to myself. I have never felt that much emotion before when it has come to a sporting event.

3. "Down goes Florida! - In 1997, my dad had season tickets for LSU. That was also the year Florida was ranked No. 1 in the polls and they had to come to Death Valley. It was also the first time Game Day had been to LSU's campus (or so I remember that being the case). The whole time prior to the game the ESPN analysts were picking Florida to run away with the game but that wasn't quite the case. LSU beat Florida, the first time the Tigers had beaten a No. 1 team in Death Valley. The students and fans were so excited about the win and pissed off at ESPN for saying LSU was going to lose that they pushed over the Game Day van.

4. "Memphis, baby!" - Two friends and I decided to go see the metal band Gojira when they first came into the states. The closest city they were coming to was Memphis so we decided for a road trip. Highlights of the trip included feeding beer to a goat, watching my friend get stomped on in the mosh pit and my heavy ass getting pushed all the way to the back of the pit, going to a yuppy Irish bar that was recommended to us, somehow finding the Memphis ghetto and somehow finding our way out of it safely, and hearing my friends talk about how "eating ass is going to be the next thing."

5. Going to college - While I regret the subject I majored in I do have to say that I had the time of my life in college. I was hesitant about going and first had enrolled at LSU. I didn't care for the campus or faculty that I had met in my first semester there so I transferred to SLU (Southeastern Louisiana University, 40 minutes east of Baton Rouge). While there I made friends that will last me a life time and really came out of my shell.

6. Jager no more - For my roommate's 21st birthday, my friend and I decided to get him as ****** up as he had ever been. We went to the store and bought two things: a bottle of Bacardi 151 and a bottle of Jagermeister. We meet at our house and proceed to play Cpt. Dickhead with death rules. Soon into the game my friend vomits leaving me and the birthday boy buzzed but not quite as drunk as we want to get. We go to another friend's place with a full bottle of Jager. Once we arrive I challenge my friend to a chugging contest to see who could drink the most Jager. I won but with a cost. Somehow I managed to drive the birthday boy home and fell asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand. I woke up to daylight and vomit all down the front of my shirt.

7. Graduating from college - I was the first person in my immediate family to graduate from college which I was pretty proud of. I also kicked ass my last 3 semesters making a 3.75 for those three combined.

8. "I'm a mother ******" - I had sex with a woman who was 32 when I was 19. She also had 3 kids and the whole time I was slamming my johnson into her I kept thinking "you're a mother ******!" I think that was the beer and Jack Daniel's talking.

9. Just to see Mike the Tiger - When I was 2 years old my uncle graduated from high school at the LSU Pete Maravich Assembly Center. Being two I had no idea what the big deal was and desperately wanted to see Mike the Tiger so I wrestled free from my mom, ran down the aisle, and using my 20lb frame jumped 20ft down into the soft mud below.

10. "I do" - My best friend Brian, who I consider to be a brother, was married in 2006 to one of the most wonderful women I know, Jessica. I was a groomsman and remember that day like it was yesterday.

11. Poor Juju - We had this dog, Juju Bean, for roughly 8 years. He was a beautiful Catahoula who had one blue eye and one green and was as smart as a whip. He was a handful but very affectionate and playful. While walking him one day he got into a fight with someone's loose dog in neighborhood and while he won the battle he lost the war. During the fight something snapped in his back and tests that were run at the vets office confirmed that he had tweaked a vertebrae. Surgery would have cost $2,000+ and we didn't have that money for a surgery whose success rate wasn't guaranteed. Over the next month his health deteriorated to the point where he could barely stand up due to the pain in his back which eventually forced us to put him down. My stepdad and I went to the vet's office and I had to make the call to give him the final injection because my stepdad couldn't voice his words due to how much he was crying.

12. "Hello, I love you" - Before going off to college, my mom, stepdad, and I went to PetSmart to look for some stuff for the dog we had just adopted from the pound. The dog, a Corgi/Chihuahua named Chico, was being held in my arm like a football as I walked around the store. I wondered onto the aisle where the books are of dog breeds and placed Chico onto the bookshelf while I picked up a book on Boxers, my favorite breed. While flipping through the book this beautiful woman with the perfect figure that I like walked up with a boxer. She struck up a conversation with me about the breed, I asked her if her dog was a boxer, she said yes, I replied with "I always have wanted a boxer and want to name him Jax", her reply to that was "Well, his name is Jack". I was speechless, just absolutely speechless and I'm not one that usually is at a loss for words. I felt like one of those cartoon characters that had been hit over the head with a frying pan. She walked off to go look for some dog food and I wandered over to where my mom and stepdad were and told them about this wonderful woman I had just met. As if on cue, she walks up and picks out a Saints shirt for her dog and asks how it looks on her. I stare at her because words just wouldn't come out of my mouth and she walks away after making some small talk with my mom. I must have looked like I had Down's syndrome or something because my mom hit me on my arm and said "Why the **** didn't you talk to her? She was really into you!" I went back to PetSmart every day that week trying to see her again and never did.

13. Not my best moment - In 2nd grade I had a mad crush on the girl that set in front of me named Aubrey. One day in an effort to impress her I pressed my butt cheeks as hard as I could against my wooden chair and let loose a fart that could have been heard into the next building. Everyone turned around to look at me including Aubrey. I winked at her and was promptly called up to the front of the class to write "I will not fart in class" twenty times on the chalk board.

14. That's a first - I have had sex behind a Books-A-Million and on a soccer field at night. Both times I was cute by somebody driving by. Neither time was nearly as embarrassing as being caught by your mom while someone is going down on you.

15. Balls out - One Halloween while I was in college I decided to go as kuzbu. Now, that is not a person or character but a trait that Gilgamesh possessed: women wanted him and men wanted to be him. So I wore a pair of hot stuff boxers with a leopard print robed, mad hatters hat, and drenched myself in cologne. While at a local bar I was relaxed in one of the chairs drinking a beer and unbeknown to me my balls had fallen out of my boxers and were just dangling there for all to see. I wasn't told about what happened until I stood up and a female friend of mine called me over to tell me she had just seen my nuts.

16. Chick magnet - While back in Baton Rouge during Thanksgiving break two friends of mine invited me over to their place to talk. These two friends were lesbians and proceeded to tell me how they wanted a kid and wanted me to help them father it. I was very flattered that I was/am attractive enough to have lesbians wanting to sleep with me. Lucky for me I was/am in the habit of pulling out.

17. One man's discovery - During college my friend and I got on his roommate's computer to look some stuff up on the internet. After finding what we wanted we then started going through his video collection on his computer. He had this one folder that was buried deep inside other folders and what did it contain? *** porn. Even though that guy is married with a kid we still think he's ***.

18. Funny people - I was the president and founder of an improv comedy group on campus that is still running today. I'm pretty proud of that.

19. The birthing process - When I was born I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and was a deep shade of purple. I had to be rushed into ICU. When my family was finally able to see me the first thing they saw was my bare ass because I was sleeping flat on my stomach.

CashmoneyDrew
11-16-2010, 06:30 PM
You're all in violation of my copyright! Cease and desist!

Just kidding. I'll put mine up later but it'll take me time to map mine out.

CJSchneider
11-16-2010, 07:44 PM
As I read through Diab's, I remembered this moment.

Bon Fett not Boba Fett- On the 300th anniversary of Baton Rouge, the city held this huge "block party" type deal. A friend of mine, who lived next to my wife and I in NSU's married student housing, decided to go. He had a friend who was in an LSU frat and the plan was to stay with him in their frat house. Upon arival at LSU, the friend was no where to be found and that meant we were not getting a free place to crash. Our alternative was to sleep in my friend's van, parked on LSU's campus, next to their auxiliary library. Both my friend and I were in the Nat'l Guard at the time and had brought our sleeping bags. It was hot as hell that night so we didn't really need them and at different times that night (because we sure as hell didn't plan it), we must have taken our pants off and went back to sleep in our boxers. We were woken up at about 6 AM by some campus cop, who was taking on the window with a nightstick. He asked us if we had seen some guy just run by. As we were telling him no, he realized we were both in our boxers. He just gave us this weird look and went about looking for this other person. It was awkward to say the least, but funny now that I look back on it.

wogitalia
11-16-2010, 09:19 PM
10. "I do" - My best friend Brian, who I consider to be a brother, was married in 2006 to one of the most wonderful women I know, Jessica. I was a groomsman and remember that day like it was yesterday.

I am almost certain that you are doing it wrong if you can remember being a groomsman... just saying.


Will do mine in a bit, I feel mine will be less varied given that I think I'm younger than you guys :)

keylime_5
11-16-2010, 09:37 PM
instead of having a thread for everyone's top "19", why not just have CJ post his top 50!

diabsoule
11-16-2010, 11:37 PM
As I read through Diab's, I remembered this moment.

Bon Fett not Boba Fett- On the 300th anniversary of Baton Rouge, the city held this huge "block party" type deal. A friend of mine, who lived next to my wife and I in NSU's married student housing, decided to go. He had a friend who was in an LSU frat and the plan was to stay with him in their frat house. Upon arival at LSU, the friend was no where to be found and that meant we were not getting a free place to crash. Our alternative was to sleep in my friend's van, parked on LSU's campus, next to their auxiliary library. Both my friend and I were in the Nat'l Guard at the time and had brought our sleeping bags. It was hot as hell that night so we didn't really need them and at different times that night (because we sure as hell didn't plan it), we must have taken our pants off and went back to sleep in our boxers. We were woken up at about 6 AM by some campus cop, who was taking on the window with a nightstick. He asked us if we had seen some guy just run by. As we were telling him no, he realized we were both in our boxers. He just gave us this weird look and went about looking for this other person. It was awkward to say the least, but funny now that I look back on it.

Reading that reminded me of this:

And no pants - One night I decided to go to Mandeville (20 minutes away from where I lived in college) to go party with a girl I had met at a bar the night before. So I invited two of my friends and we all wore kilts figuring it would be cool. We get to the party and it is lame as hell but there is free liquor so we drink until our hearts content. My how jungle juice goes down easy! So, my friend Sean and I were on our way back to home when I see lights behind me. I pull over to the side of the road, get my license, registration, and proof of insurance ready and tell my friend to pretend to be really drunk which he did very convincingly. The cop comes up, taps on the window, and asks me to exit the vehicle. As soon as I step out he starts instructing me on what to do then stops mid-sentence and stares at my kilt. He then shakes his head, gives me the quickest sobriety test I have ever seen, and tells me to be careful and leaves post-haste.

wogitalia
11-16-2010, 11:42 PM
Ok here goes...

1. Birth - Agree with CJ, kind of sad, but it is kind of a big deal in my whole existence and all... I go one better than CJ here and say my Dad and Mum were said to be witnesses.

2. Free Ride Baby - Well half way at least, over here HS is where you want the scholarship really. I managed to score a scholarship to one of the most prestigious schools in the state to pay 50% of my fees. This allowed me to go to the school I otherwise would not have and it was an awesome experience.

3. MVP! MVP! MVP! - I stumbled into playing American Football over here in Australia and was good enough to get picked in my State team. At the National competition I was able to win MVP for my state and finish runner up overall, not bad in a team that didn't win one of the 3 vote earning games.

4. Graduation... Kind of - I was the first in my direct family to finish university and my graduation is one of my funnier tales. Having completed my final semester they send me the forms to attend graduation. I was 95% certain I had failed a unit and thus wouldn't graduate so I didn't fill in the forms. I ended up passing the unit and thus had to wait until the next ceremony to graduate... so I ended up just doing it by mail instead... Still got the degree though!

5. Cliche Police are Cumming - The virginity story. I'm sure there is an American car this relates to but over here the cliche is that you have sex in the backseat of a commodore. So I lost my V Plates in the backseat of my car, I'm still to this day not sure why people do it in cars as it is the one place I genuinely don't think I've improved, it is still always feels like that first time struggling in the ridiculous lack of space!

6. Team Australia... **** Yeah! - Leading back to my football career and earning selection in the Australia team and then going away and winning overseas against the UK was just awesome.

7. One, Two, Three - Sex stories for the win. The mythical threesome, the good kind, was achieved as a young buck! It was horrible in reality because I had little idea what I was doing and the 2 girls had even less but I kicked this one off the bucket list at 18, so it's all good in the memory bank!

8. My First Wedding - Writing these is actually making me start to feel like I'm living a cliched life! My best mate since the age of 5 got married a couple of years ago and it was a hell of a lot of fun. The cliche part was scoring with one of the bridesmaids, it actually started as a threesome in a hot tub but ended up just the two of us making happy time.

9. The League was a Joke! - Under 11s basketball... A few mates started a team which initially my mum said I couldn't join as I was already playing sport 6 nights a week and she liked her night off. I wore her down and she said yes, but the league rules dictated I couldn't join their team so they put me in the 2nd division instead. I was one of the best in the state and they put me in one of the worst teams, as in no one else had ever played, I was also a selfish little prick. Anyway 5 weeks later our team was undefeated, I had scored all but 2 of the points and had the assist on the other 2 and had made a mockery of the league and they basically mercy ruled and put me up into my mates team. We won every game after I joined and the league. The second best player in division 2 was a girl I went to school with, who was actually good for a girl but really should say it all...

10. AFL Monopoly??? - Over here for Aussie Rules we have a fantasy competition called Dream Team. Being sports mad and loving my fantasy sport I've been playing for quite some time and dominate my mates league. There is a weekly and overall prize though and this pertains to the weekly prize I won several years ago for the top score in a round. I won a copy of Monopoly as my prize. The years surrounding were I believe $500 and a PS2. I still feel both ripped off and honoured to have won it!

11. The Attrocious Suit Night - One of my best mates little brothers had his 21st earlier this year. The theme was outrageous suits and sluttly cocktail dresses. Me and my mates took this to mean offensive suits and delivered. The night was epic, after 4 hours with a bar tab at the party we then kicked on, out of the 8 of my mates that arrived together we ended up at 7 different locations, despite all getting in 2 taxis that went to the same place, I spent the 3rd least of the group getting out of the night with only $400 less in my account, I remind you this was after a 4 hour bar tab and pre drinks! The next day was amazing as we all tried to piece together the night. The best story being that we had kicked a 9th friend out of the party because he was a disgrace and started opening the presents.

12. The Moon is Setting - Full Moon Party in Thailand. Awesome night. Me and a bunch of mates went. I scored with a 32 year old Portuguese cougar, it was amazing and my first cougar! But it was more the epic tales of getting back to our hotels from the island that the full moon is on. I missed the last boat, so did about 15 other people so they got us another boat for nothing. On that boat I hooked up with and that night nailed the single hottest girl I've ever achieved, a genuine 10 from Sweden. Another mate missed the free extra boat and paid for what was effectively a 6 foot wooden dinghy to take him on a 25 minute boat ride by Jet Boat... took several hours apparently and cost him a small fortune. Only for another mate to get home 10 minutes later on a ferry that cost $5. The story exchanging back at the hotel was pretty awesome.

13. Ich Spreche Deutsch! - Or I did in HS when I learned it. We had our German Tour, me and 1 guy with 8 girls back when I was 16. Drinking age in Germany - 16, Australia - 18. Epic trip including hooking up with a couple of super hot german girls along the way, no sex at that age :( but was still fun and effectively popping my pub, night club and beers from McDonalds, because you can, cherries in a 4 week period. Also a couple of the girls(from a different school) may have been good fun back in Australia.

14. New Years Resolutions... - December 31st, 2007... I decide to make New Years Resolutions going with the normal belief that I would not meet them, as has been the case every year prior and since... Something must have aligned... the resolutions were get a real job and move out of home. Within 2 months I had done both, I literally fell into the house and did not expect to get the job but got offered at all 3 places I interviewed and a mate needed a housemate at the last minute. The job has been solid, I don't love it and see no long term commitment but it has funded a fair chunk of this list, the house was epic. Still... I always think twice about what resolution I make now after that experience...

15. Result 80%, Attendance nil - University... Took an IT subject as basically filler, knowing I would have no problems passing it. I didn't think it would be this easy... We had a test on Excel, which I knew nothing about until they emailed the results out, figuring I would check the average for the test I checked the results. I then checked my student # and I had gotten 80%, a real wtf? moment. 2 days later a girl emails the coordinator and apparently everyone gets that email, this class didn't use names to keep record, only numbers and the girl had gotten the last 2 numbers the wrong way around on our otherwise identical student numbers. Still my absolutely favourite course because of that.

16. Leavers Baby! - Finish Highschool get wasted for a week... the normal deal. I may have done it 3 times! The first time we stayed on a boat, the main location over here is an Island, it was amazing, I only actually stayed on the boat once as I had better offers but it was still awesome to go back the next morning and go fishing to get lunch! 2nd year we stayed on the island, me and a mate were the responsible 18 year olds for 2 houses with 10 girls. It was amazing. That was the first week, the second week stayed in another mates place and was an immense struggle, though I did succeed with a girl who had been my gf in primary school where we got as far as pecking which was cool. Actually related to that all 4 of my primary school girlfriends ended up very hot to ridiculous. 11 year old me should have run a modelling agency! The 3rd Leavers week was spent with one of our mates sisters and her friends. We always gave him crap about how hot she was and she was a good solid 9. We hadn't met her friends, she was the 5th or 6th hottest. I remember waking up and having 4 of them coming down the stairs and saying to a mate that I felt like I had woken up in the Playboy Mansion, it was also awesome.

17. Baby Brother and Uncle Me - At the age of 13 I got a baby brother, I had a sister but didn't remember her arrival as I was only 1 so this one was memorable. The first birth I was involved in in any way. Since that my sister has had a couple of little ones, as someone who isn't looking to have a kid any time soon they are my surrogate children! They do change you, I can see that with those 3 kids that I've helped raise, can only imagine what my own will do one day.

18. Milfhunter... - I actually only got my first MILF, that I know of anyway, this year. I'm in Bali and the story is actually better because I convinced her to have sex with me by saying I had never had a MILF before and that it was part of my bucket list. She felt complimented by the term MILF, so it all worked out very well for me. Still, it was that hookup where I was talking before thinking and then all I could think is how has she not slapped me and then how is this working.

19. Back to Back... Two stories, basically unrelated other than on back to back nights, but want to fit both and really the birth one doesn't count right ;)... The first was the most awkward night ever... In Thailand, the only brunette swedish bird in existence takes me back to her hotel room, where we start on the balcony before moving inside to the bed, which is in the middle of the hotel room/apartment thingy effectively. In the middle of round 2 and her mates get home, included is her ex BF she broke up with 2 nights earlier who had paid for the entire trip and 3 sensational blondes and some other guy... I have to do a naked walk of shame to the balcony to get some pants because somehow we moved the pillows all the way out there as well.. I then sit down and chat with the others(I'm thinking threesome at least), all the ex BF does is sit outside giving me evils. In the end it looks like he is going to jump off the balcony and I decide it is probably a good idea to leave, still to this day convinced I could get the threesome, possibly foursome going... Aussie accent is magic ;)

The next night I was out with 2 british birds at a club and as we are leaving, having hooked up with neither and really received no interest from either, I ask your place or mine 95% jokingly, they looked at eachother and said ours... Head back there, still no idea which one is interested, if either and spend the next hour hitting on the slightly hotter one and trying to work a threesome, the one I've put an hour of groundwork gets up and says good night, at this point I'm 99% certain I've ruined it by hitting on the wrong one and trying for a threesome. To my utter shock the other one just walks over, grabs my hand and leads me to the room and proceeds to basically rape me. I must have had the stupidest look on my face for pretty much the whole night. I'm still kind of mindfucked by what went down that night and how I got sex from it, I basically broke every rule in the book and still somehow got lucky...

So yeah... that is my 19 and a half off the top of my head, sure something is missing but I'm happy with it.

RufusMcDaniel
11-16-2010, 11:52 PM
I'm down for this, may not be as awesome as others but deal with it. Start with what I added yesterday in the RDT.

1. Drained a three with a black guy guarding me
2. Eating Pizza, never gets old.
3. Elbowed in the face by a stripper during a lap dance
4. Scoring 5 goals in one half of soccer.
5. Finished with a grade of 100% in Canadian History.
6. 2010 Fiesta Bowl, such a great atmosphere.
7. Sang Ballroom Blitz on Expert and got 92%
8. Discovered sleeping without wearing socks (Only have started doing this for like a year or two)
9. Tore my cartilage in my left knee while playing dodge ball...but I avoided the ball.
10. Finding all those goddamn pigeons in Grand Theft Auto 4.
11. Not a father, but seeing the smiles on my nieces faces can always brighten the worst days.
12. Music City Miracle
13. Grade 12 Religion retreat, was such a great trip we had....I'll leave it at that.
14. Busting out the John Wall dance at wedding in one of those circle dance things.
15. Winning $800 in the final week of this point spread contest at this bar. SD-Den was the last game and I had the highest point total for the tiebreaker.
16. Won the Heisman as a FS in NCAA 2005, I think it was that one. The one with Reggie Bush on the cover.
17. Sisters Wedding in 06, happy to see her be able to find someone. Also, Michigan beat Wisconsin, just like they will do this Saturday.
18. Being Sub-Zero for Halloween back when I was a kid, my mom made it and it was just awesome.
19. Making this list

CashmoneyDrew
11-17-2010, 12:25 AM
You're a winner. Don't ever change.