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slightlyaraiderfan
11-23-2010, 11:51 AM
I just want to welcome you to the world of Apple. You being the biggest Mac hater on this board, and now....you're Justin Long. Are you going to the next MacWorld?

And remember, Think Different.

http://www.homotron.net/images/homotron/apple_chrome_logo_small.jpg

Brent
11-23-2010, 11:59 AM
put this in the ******* hall of fame

TitanHope
11-23-2010, 12:02 PM
If I'm understanding this right, this means Sarf is Darth Vader.

slightlyaraiderfan
11-23-2010, 01:42 PM
If I'm understanding this right, this means Sarf is Darth Vader.
If Mac = The Dark Side, then yes.

Here is a picture of njx, the Mac-user-at-your-local-Starbucks guy:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2442/4038926579_dfe2ee6ca0.jpg

brat316
11-23-2010, 01:50 PM
While using a Iphone it seems.

Rosebud
11-23-2010, 02:01 PM
Hey njx, now that you're cool do you want to hang out? We could go to starbucks and skipe together while listening to some kickin tunes on our matching iPhones? We could then roll some cigs before sexting each others' brains out while watching this super obscure movie I recently found by this super-obscure director named Stanley Kubrik.

CC.SD
11-23-2010, 02:02 PM
hey njx9

just wanted to say sup.

Brent
11-23-2010, 02:05 PM
I hear njx grew a mustache before going to pitchfork media festival last summer.

slightlyaraiderfan
11-23-2010, 02:13 PM
Njx just tumblr-ed his next purchase:

http://www.prlog.org/10536576-mini-cooper.jpg

Brent
11-23-2010, 02:14 PM
you know he's eying that fixie bike to go with the mini

yourfavestoner
11-23-2010, 02:21 PM
Njx is ironically drinking PBR right now while surfing the Itunes store for vintage record downloads.

niel89
11-23-2010, 02:33 PM
He liked/hated something before it was cool to like/hate it.

ElectricEye
11-23-2010, 02:35 PM
He liked/hated something before it was cool to like/hate it.

That's very cool, in an ironic non cool kind of way.

TitanHope
11-23-2010, 02:41 PM
I knew Njx before NFLDC.

It was on another forum. You probably never heard of it.

Rosebud
11-23-2010, 02:48 PM
I once asked njx how much neg rep he could give, so he ironically neg repped me...How how much neg rep was it, you ask? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

Brent
11-23-2010, 02:58 PM
njx doesn't like to post because posting is no longer the cool thing to do.

slightlyaraiderfan
11-23-2010, 03:07 PM
Njx is so vegan it hurts.

CC.SD
11-23-2010, 03:17 PM
njx pays for vending machines with 2 dollar bills

MetSox17
11-23-2010, 03:19 PM
njx wears vans and smokes parliaments.

Brent
11-23-2010, 03:20 PM
if it isnt free-trade or made in america, then he wont buy it

MetSox17
11-23-2010, 03:21 PM
njx thinks corporate coffee sucks

slightlyaraiderfan
11-23-2010, 03:22 PM
njx loves to wear socks and sandals.

http://www.clearlyso.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/socks-and-sandals1.jpg

Brent
11-23-2010, 03:23 PM
njx buys $250 jeans and then wears them with goodwill t-shirts.

WMD
11-23-2010, 03:38 PM
njx clicks File and then Exit rather than clicking the X in the corner when he closes out windows.

Rosebud
11-23-2010, 03:40 PM
njx is such a caring person, in a cool apathetic way, that after watching Blood Diamond, he had his parents buy every single Diamond exported from the Congo for charity, if charity's still cool. Unfortunately njx had his sunglasses on in the theatre and kinda missed the point of the movie, so he had to do it ironically.

Brent
11-23-2010, 03:42 PM
njx was going to start a thread to riff on sarf but decided against it because he knows getting riffed is cooler and far more ironic.

Gay Ork Wang
11-23-2010, 03:47 PM
njx uses a mac.

VoteLynnSwan
11-23-2010, 04:37 PM
Hey njx... could you teach me to play the synth?

lVmmYMwFj1I

The Unseen
11-23-2010, 07:44 PM
njx was moderator before moderating was mainstream

Brent
11-23-2010, 07:50 PM
njx got rid of sigs and avys before it was cool.

MetSox17
11-23-2010, 07:51 PM
njx thinks their first album was better.

619
11-23-2010, 07:52 PM
njx is cooler than rudy cool cool.

vikes_28
11-23-2010, 07:52 PM
njx is mexican right?

The Unseen
11-23-2010, 07:58 PM
njx followed Scott Wright's draft analysis before Scott Wright had a web site

thenewfeature06
11-23-2010, 07:58 PM
njx loves to wear socks and sandals.

http://www.clearlyso.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/socks-and-sandals1.jpg

Comfort.

10 Char

Brent
11-23-2010, 08:00 PM
Comfort.
lies, he only does it ironically.

MetSox17
11-23-2010, 08:03 PM
njx thinks the book was better.

TACKLE
11-23-2010, 08:07 PM
So is njx a hipster or the anti-hipster. I'm very confused.

Brent
11-23-2010, 08:11 PM
So is njx a hipster or the anti-hipster. I'm very confused.
he is a hipster, ironically.

619
11-23-2010, 08:13 PM
he is a hipster, ironically.

Kanye West wishes he was njx.

ElectricEye
11-23-2010, 08:14 PM
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7782/1290561039736.png
Pretty ironic posting this in this thread.

CJSchneider
11-23-2010, 08:49 PM
I once saw NJX in UO; he disappeared before I could take a picture.

ElectricEye
11-23-2010, 10:01 PM
njx9 roots for the Denver Broncos. They're pretty obscure, I bet you haven't heard of them.

Brent
11-23-2010, 10:02 PM
he hated Josh McDaniels before it was cool.

bored of education
11-23-2010, 10:17 PM
njx's online persona has been a strawman fallacy

bored of education
11-23-2010, 10:17 PM
He also has a Bronco's Alphonso Smith onesie

bored of education
11-23-2010, 10:20 PM
njx, do you text in an inordinate amount of votes to Dancing With The Stars for Bristol Palin?

soybean
11-23-2010, 10:21 PM
hmm can I play?

njx registered for a jamba juice card and gets drinks with a wheat grass boost.

bored of education
11-23-2010, 10:32 PM
njx, did you get a Kindle so you can read the Oprah Book of the Month Club book the day it's announced?

CJSchneider
11-23-2010, 10:41 PM
njx, did you get a Kindle so you can read the Oprah Book of the Month Club book the day it's announced?

Never, Oprah BOTM is too mainstream.

prock
11-23-2010, 10:45 PM
This thread is ******* funny.

soybean
11-23-2010, 10:55 PM
njx takes weekly yoga and pilates classes but since they are becoming too mainstream he's moving on to zoomba.

brat316
11-23-2010, 11:01 PM
njx wears shirts that say njx?

Sportsfan486
11-23-2010, 11:27 PM
njx calls his parents by their middle names.

StickSkills
11-23-2010, 11:36 PM
njx9 doesn't like himself. This thread shows that he is too mainstream.

niel89
11-23-2010, 11:44 PM
njx9 thinks people who don't capitalize are lazy, and he does it ironically to make fun of them.

TitleTown088
11-24-2010, 12:02 AM
Njx9 started using the term "bloody" before the English ever did.

Caddy
11-24-2010, 12:05 AM
njx's favourite pokemon is diglett because he is still underground.

Sportsfan486
11-24-2010, 12:16 AM
njx's favourite pokemon is diglett because he is still underground.

**** that's a good one. hahahahahaha

bored of education
11-24-2010, 12:21 AM
njx is feeling up Harriet Tubman hoping to get underground

slightlyaraiderfan
11-24-2010, 12:33 AM
This thread has become a great success, which means njx will probably not post in it.

Rob S
11-24-2010, 01:02 AM
God damn this is tremendous.

http://upload.drarok.com/uploads/6881-162388357_1e253f8f85.jpg

The normal hipster bikes (see above) weren't ironic enough for njx, so now he rides 2 person bike alone or opts for a lowrider to really stick it to the man.

http://www.streetfusion.co.uk/images/p/l/1/1133/Ridelow-Bikes-Ridelow-Lowrider-20-Inch-Classic-Impala-Lowrider-Bike-Black-Chrome.jpg

GB12
11-24-2010, 01:36 AM
njx9 is sarf.

Sportsfan486
11-24-2010, 01:46 AM
njx9 is sarf.

njx9 was sarf until people knew who sarf was.

bored of education
11-24-2010, 01:47 AM
njx are you an MGMT groupie?

aLARGEtopHat
11-24-2010, 01:54 AM
Sarf, can you e-mail me those pics of AQ's sister?

TACKLE
11-24-2010, 02:00 AM
This thread has become a great success, which means njx will probably not post in it.

He won't even read it. This thread has become too mainstream.

CJSchneider
11-24-2010, 11:02 AM
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You don’t know?


How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?

You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.

Mr. Goosemahn
11-24-2010, 11:03 AM
nix dislikes disliking the mainstream, because disliking the mainstream is way too mainstream.

brat316
11-24-2010, 12:14 PM
njx thinks the only true form of art left is graffti cause the artist speaks through the spray paint.

Brent
11-24-2010, 12:21 PM
also, holy crap you guys.
see guys, he responded because not responding wouldn't have been ironic enough.

scottyboy
11-24-2010, 12:34 PM
njx...
honestly, i have no clue where to go with this post, i just want to feel included and feel special.

Rosebud
11-24-2010, 12:42 PM
njx...
honestly, i have no clue where to go with this post, i just want to feel included and feel special.

And that my friends, is ironic.

Sportsfan486
11-24-2010, 12:52 PM
but he waited a full day so that the lack of irony in responding ironically was actually ironic again.

njx9 speaks of himself in the third person 'cuz that's only mainstream in books. ironic.

Jimmy
11-25-2010, 07:17 PM
njx made keak cry

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2006/05/mauricedrewsleeping.jpg

prock
11-25-2010, 08:16 PM
njx eats chicken on Thanksgiving

CJSchneider
11-25-2010, 08:19 PM
njx eats chicken on Thanksgiving

On Thanksgiving, njx had home-made falafels slathered with babaganoush and Umeboshi paste. It's a pretty obscure food, you've probably never heard of it.

General Zod
11-25-2010, 08:41 PM
Njx is ironically drinking PBR right now while surfing the Itunes store for vintage record downloads.

but I like PBR.....

The Unseen
11-25-2010, 10:07 PM
njx eats chicken on Thanksgiving

No, njx ate a 25-lb turkey full of stuffing with homemade gravy and buttery mashed potatoes. Sooo ironic.

Rosebud
11-26-2010, 02:12 AM
but I like PBR.....

Yeah, PBR was my biggest piece of evidence when I made the point that sometimes hipsters like good things, but they do it for the wrong reasons.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
11-26-2010, 11:15 AM
njx9 actually agrees with everything the McXanders regime has done so far.

Shane P. Hallam
11-26-2010, 11:30 AM
njx9 doesn't want this thread in the Hall of Fame because it would mean he is a sellout.

nepg
11-26-2010, 11:39 AM
Yeah, PBR was my biggest piece of evidence when I made the point that sometimes hipsters like good things, but they do it for the wrong reasons.

They drink PBR because normal people find it to be the lowest of the low. Which isn't true...there's still The Beast (not talking about Avery's wonderful product), Natty Light (though bros have that one on lockdown), and other Pabst products like Schlitz, Lone Star, Old Style, Old English, and Colt .45.

Rosebud
11-26-2010, 11:42 AM
PBR is one of the best major american beers. They all taste like piss but at least PBR doesn't taste any worse if it's warm or flat.

CJSchneider
11-26-2010, 12:37 PM
PBR is crap! Grow up kids!
/rant

Rosebud
11-26-2010, 12:58 PM
Major American Beer is crap! Grow up kids!
/rant

fixed for truth.

prock
11-26-2010, 02:19 PM
PBR is one of the best major american beers. They all taste like piss but at least PBR doesn't taste any worse if it's warm or flat.

PBR is awesome. Haters gon hate.

Mr. Goosemahn
11-26-2010, 02:31 PM
Corona, Sol, Tecate, Carta Blanca, Modelo, and Dos Equis FTMFW!

Mr. Goosemahn
11-26-2010, 02:32 PM
Also, njx doesn't drink beer, it's waaay to mainstream.

crystal8es
11-29-2010, 09:20 PM
I am a newbie here and just wanna say Hi to everyone. I am Crystal from Louisiana, US.
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i'm an unsuccessful spambot!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
11-29-2010, 09:29 PM
awesome. even a spammer is talking trash now.

An unsuccessful one, too.

Paranoidmoonduck
11-29-2010, 09:30 PM
An unsuccessful one, too.

He was talking trash ironically by being nice. Ironically speaking it was an amazingly harsh burn.

vikes_28
11-29-2010, 09:32 PM
awesome. even a spammer is talking trash now.

I lol'ed.

10....

crystal8es
11-29-2010, 09:38 PM
I am a newbie here and just wanna say Hi to everyone. I am Crystal from Louisiana, US.


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I'm somehow less successful than I was last time!

vikes_28
11-29-2010, 09:41 PM
I am a newbie here and just wanna say Hi to everyone. I am Crystal from Louisiana, US.


__________________
The URL was a lie!

...AH HA!!!!

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_poster-p228060760404242422t5wm_400.jpg

Can we keep this spammer around for a while? He is actually somewhat amusing.

Brent
11-29-2010, 09:47 PM
that spammer bot was ironically successful in his/her failure.

Brent
11-29-2010, 09:51 PM
i like that it has so much positive rep.
that's all me and my mighty repping powers.

bored of education
11-29-2010, 09:55 PM
njx buys t-shirts from spam bots

bored of education
11-29-2010, 09:56 PM
i prefer the unclothed njx

bored of education
11-29-2010, 09:59 PM
when i think of njx at night i envision an McLovin that has gone through puberty with the semi blotchey stache mmmmmmmmmmmm

Brent
11-29-2010, 10:18 PM
you really have a massive... amount of rep power.
bitches love rep

jballa838
11-29-2010, 10:46 PM
bitches love rep
and if they don't?

******' skanks

slightlyaraiderfan
12-02-2010, 04:30 PM
njx9 has so cool, rep-wise that he is now uncool with the black rep.

The Unseen
12-02-2010, 04:43 PM
Disabled rep?

:O

CJSchneider
12-02-2010, 04:44 PM
Rep is so mainstream.

no bare feet
12-02-2010, 04:44 PM
gwar rules

The Unseen
12-02-2010, 04:48 PM
That's sooo ironic

CJSchneider
12-02-2010, 04:58 PM
I know I repped you as soon as I saw it.

VoteLynnSwan
12-02-2010, 04:58 PM
green rep and red rep were just waaaaaay too mainstream for njx.

LizardState
12-03-2010, 10:03 AM
njx9 has so cool, rep-wise that he is now uncool with the black rep.

And I thought the black rep = $1,000-bill, the long row of green ones = pocket chg....

Coin of the realm, baby, coin of the realm.

VoteLynnSwan
12-03-2010, 01:13 PM
njx was banging mormon chicks way before it became mainstream...

wait... banging mormon chicks isn't mainstream yet?

njx! to Utah post haste!

FlyingElvis
12-03-2010, 02:07 PM
my rep totally keeps going up, even though i shouldn't have rep anymore. this is weird, you guys.

I thought njx would be too cool to mention it.


I'm no longer sure if that even qualifies as ironic.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
12-03-2010, 05:07 PM
P-L has black rep too. Looks like it's starting to catch on.

yourfavestoner
12-03-2010, 05:12 PM
P-L has black rep too. Looks like it's starting to catch on.

How trendy!

GB12
12-03-2010, 05:14 PM
How about we just do away with rep altogether.

thule
12-04-2010, 11:02 AM
How long before not having rep is "in" and njx brings it back?