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hockey619
12-23-2010, 09:14 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/news/story?id=5952813

hahahahahahahaha how much can we possibly make fun of this?

Im sure her jersey sales will take a hit.
The companies with all her big endorsement deals are gunna want out.
Im sure the WNBA and its fan are crushed.
Maybe its from working out too hard?
Or she didnt know it was in the pill she was taking, it was an accident.

ATLDirtyBirds
12-23-2010, 09:18 PM
So she's playing basketball overseas, boozing, and pill popping? That seems like quite a bit of time out of the kitchen. There better be a damn good explanation.

bored of education
12-23-2010, 09:23 PM
this should have been in my WNBA thread but some mod closed it

hockey619
12-23-2010, 09:25 PM
maybe her testosterone levels tested high because....shes actually a he?

Youd think the WNBA would encourage performance enhancing anything.

Philliez01
12-23-2010, 09:43 PM
ahahah, I see what you did there......all women athletes must be dudes! ahahahhahaha.....

#justhadtotakeabunchofsociologycoursesthissemester

Do wonder though, it could be anything from weed to steroids.

diabsoule
12-23-2010, 10:05 PM
Does this mean UConn's winning streak record is tainted?

Brodeur
12-23-2010, 10:08 PM
Nah, she left way before the streak started.

Paul
12-23-2010, 10:11 PM
Was it estrogen? Because that should be banned from all sports.

prock
12-23-2010, 10:33 PM
Was it estrogen? Because that should be banned from all sports.

Hahahahahaha

Must have been a low grade beaver tranquilizer.

MattyFos
12-24-2010, 12:19 PM
"She" tested positive for a Y chromosome.

P-L
12-24-2010, 12:46 PM
If you read the article:

The Turkish basketball federation said Friday that the substance in Taurasi's positive test was modafinil. Modafinil is used to counter excessive sleepiness due to narcolepsy, shift work sleep disorder or sleep apnea, according to the website for the prescription drug Provigil, which contains the substance.

Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.

prock
12-24-2010, 12:53 PM
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/buzz_killington-191x300.jpg

the_legend_killer
12-24-2010, 02:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ

Brent
12-24-2010, 02:07 PM
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Sportsfan486
12-24-2010, 04:02 PM
Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.

Sir, is this a serious question?

hockey619
12-24-2010, 05:07 PM
If you read the article:



Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.


My bad, when I first found the article it was just one line saying "Diana Taurasi tested positive during a drug test and was suspended." or something like that, that was the whole thing at the time.

But seriously, who cares? Its still funny as hell.

I think Taurasi is the one that got Jose Canseco into roids. Is it cool if we start that rumor right now?
And their commish is probably mad that she didnt share them with the rest of the league.

descendency
12-25-2010, 05:31 AM
No one will miss her.

fenikz
12-25-2010, 05:35 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO DIMINISHING ONE OF ARIZONA'S GREAT SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIPS

94 & 97 Arena Bowl Champs, 2001 World Series Champs, 07 & 09 WNBA Champs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ATLDirtyBirds
12-25-2010, 07:27 AM
If you read the article:



Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.

I fall asleep watching the WNBA too.