WNBA playa test positive for banned substance

[hockey619]

http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/news/story?id=5952813

hahahahahahahaha how much can we possibly make fun of this?

Im sure her jersey sales will take a hit.
The companies with all her big endorsement deals are gunna want out.
Im sure the WNBA and its fan are crushed.
Maybe its from working out too hard?
Or she didnt know it was in the pill she was taking, it was an accident.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

So she's playing basketball overseas, boozing, and pill popping? That seems like quite a bit of time out of the kitchen. There better be a damn good explanation.

[bored of education]

this should have been in my WNBA thread but some mod closed it

[hockey619]

maybe her testosterone levels tested high because....shes actually a he?

Youd think the WNBA would encourage performance enhancing anything.

[Philliez01]

ahahah, I see what you did there......all women athletes must be dudes! ahahahhahaha.....

#justhadtotakeabunchofsociologycoursesthissemester

Do wonder though, it could be anything from weed to steroids.

[diabsoule]

Does this mean UConn's winning streak record is tainted?

[Brodeur]

Nah, she left way before the streak started.

[Paul]

Was it estrogen? Because that should be banned from all sports.

[prock]

Was it estrogen? Because that should be banned from all sports.

Hahahahahaha

Must have been a low grade beaver tranquilizer.

[MattyFos]

"She" tested positive for a Y chromosome.

[P-L]

If you read the article:

The Turkish basketball federation said Friday that the substance in Taurasi's positive test was modafinil. Modafinil is used to counter excessive sleepiness due to narcolepsy, shift work sleep disorder or sleep apnea, according to the website for the prescription drug Provigil, which contains the substance.

Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.

[prock]

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/buzz_killington-191x300.jpg

[the_legend_killer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ

[Brent]

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[Sportsfan486]

Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.

Sir, is this a serious question?

[hockey619]

If you read the article:



Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.


My bad, when I first found the article it was just one line saying "Diana Taurasi tested positive during a drug test and was suspended." or something like that, that was the whole thing at the time.

But seriously, who cares? Its still funny as hell.

I think Taurasi is the one that got Jose Canseco into roids. Is it cool if we start that rumor right now?
And their commish is probably mad that she didnt share them with the rest of the league.

[descendency]

No one will miss her.

[fenikz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO DIMINISHING ONE OF ARIZONA'S GREAT SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIPS

94 & 97 Arena Bowl Champs, 2001 World Series Champs, 07 & 09 WNBA Champs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ATLDirtyBirds]

If you read the article:



Or are we just mocking the WNBA because it's absolutely terrible? Please clarify.

I fall asleep watching the WNBA too.