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kalbears13
01-08-2011, 02:12 AM
I have made a mad lib.
-One number per person and one person per number. First post first serve.
-After I get all the words, I will post the whole thing.
-Post the number and your word (ex: 2. Cleveland Browns).

1. Number- 19 (boe)
2. NFL Team- Atlanta Falcons (Bos)
3. Football Position- long snapper (Brent)
4. College Team- University of Miami (fenikz)
5. SWDC Poster (Not yourself)- Shane p. Hallam (*** Ork Wang)
6. Adjective- hirsute (fisch)
7. Number- 27 (Scottyboy)
8. SWDC Poster (Not yourself)- Yodapoop (APS)
9. SWDC Poster (Not yourself)- draftguru151 (Shane P. Hallam)
10. Past Tense Verb- came (The Unseen)
11. Number between 1 and 10 with two decimal places- 2.72 (DG)
12. Adjective- Tiny (dolphinfan2k5)
13. Body Part- dick (trkaline)
14. Verb- eat (vikes 28 )
15. Object- flesh-light (CJ)
16. Body Part- mouth (CCB)
17. Animal- anteater (RufusMcDaniel)
18. Beverage- Cranberry Juice (Job)
19. Past Tense Verb jizzed (TitanHope)
20. Female Celebrity- Rosie O'Donnell (GB12)
21. SWDC Poster (Not yourself)- HinesWardJr. (OSUGiants17)
22. Number- 8 (yodapoop)
23. Verb ending in "ing"- Fornicating (bullg8rdaddy)
24. Units of distance- Millimeters (eatw)
25. Nationality- Emirati (thefalconer)
26. Sport- Lacrosse (UKfan)
27. Location- Dijbouti (cashmoneydrew)
28. Company- The Bluth Company (the_legend_killer)
29. Noun- lamp (go_eagles77)
30. NFL Player (past or present) at the same position (#3)- Ethan Albright (Jimmy)

And the result of many years of wisdom and maturity....



Roger Goodell: With the (1) 19th pick in the 2011 NFL Draft, the (2) Atlanta Falcons select (3) long snapper, (4) University of Miami: (5) Shane P. Hallam.
Mel Kiper Jr.: Wow what a surprise there. What a (6) hirsute pick. I had him number (7) 27 on my big board right after (8 ) Yodapoop and right before (9) draftguru151. Went to high school in (27)Dijbouti. At the combine he (10)came a (11)2.72 40. He showed his (12)tiny (13)dick and ability to (14)eat the (15)flesh-light out of the air with his (16)mouth. Off the field he’s really quite the work(17)anteater. He has a few character issues, one night he had too much (18 )cranberry juice and (19)jizzed on (20)Rosie O’Donnell with his friend (21)HinesWardJr. He broke the record at his college with (22)8 (23)fornicating (24)millimeters. Led his team to victory in the (28 )Bluth Company (29)Lamp bowl. Many scouts compare him to (30)Ethan Albright. I’m surprised he didn’t get picked earlier by the Packers since they have a lot of injuries at every position. I guess that’s why we (25)Emirati (26)Lacrosse.

fenikz
01-08-2011, 02:30 AM
4.
http://www.footballreportersonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/miami-hurricanes-logo.jpg

trkaline
01-08-2011, 02:32 AM
I'm going to get this out of the way.....

13.*****....damn censor....dick?

ccB
01-08-2011, 02:57 AM
16. http://breakfastwithspanky.site50.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mouth.jpg

GB12
01-08-2011, 03:19 AM
20. Rosie O'Donnell

trkaline
01-08-2011, 03:19 AM
16. http://breakfastwithspanky.site50.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mouth.jpg

If 13 and 16 meet I would call this madlib a success however the rest plays out...

trkaline
01-08-2011, 03:20 AM
20. Rosie O'Donnell

Reading number 20 made 13 go soft...

UKfan
01-08-2011, 04:53 AM
26. Lacrosse

bullg8rdaddy
01-08-2011, 05:08 AM
23. Fornicating

Shane P. Hallam
01-08-2011, 05:54 AM
9. draftguru151

CJSchneider
01-08-2011, 07:29 AM
23. Humping

Brent
01-08-2011, 08:56 AM
3. long snapper

the_legend_killer
01-08-2011, 09:08 AM
28. The Bluth Company

A Perfect Score
01-08-2011, 09:12 AM
8. Yodapoop

Gay Ork Wang
01-08-2011, 09:14 AM
9. draftguru151
5. Shane P. Hallam

Jimmy
01-08-2011, 09:33 AM
3. long snapper
#30 - Thank you for wonderfully setting this up. Ethan Albright
http://americancopywriter.typepad.com/blog/images/albright_sucks.jpg

o: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ****ing ******** and you should kiss my mother-****ing ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ****ing 12. I rate you a ****ing 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.

It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly s*** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as ********. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. E lectronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of s*** teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?

I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some s****y guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash trough a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 ponds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.

John, you are such a ****ing dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ****ing zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ****ing face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a -4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace is has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ****ing lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a ********, uncoordinated, *****-ass ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright

bored of education
01-08-2011, 09:40 AM
1. 19 ughhhhh

OSUGiants17
01-08-2011, 10:26 AM
21. HinesWardJr.

The Unseen
01-08-2011, 11:34 AM
10. came ...

CJSchneider
01-08-2011, 11:38 AM
10, 13, 16, and 23 are really starting to give me an idea about the plot of this story.

kalbears13
01-08-2011, 11:40 AM
23. Humping

CJ, try again.

Good job everyone!

vikes_28
01-08-2011, 11:57 AM
14. Eat ...........

eaglesalltheway
01-08-2011, 01:04 PM
24... Milimeters.

Bosanac01
01-08-2011, 01:14 PM
2. Atlanta Falcons

CJSchneider
01-08-2011, 01:25 PM
CJ, try again.

Good job everyone!

My bad.

#15

Flesh-light.

CashmoneyDrew
01-08-2011, 01:26 PM
27. Djibouti

thefalconer
01-08-2011, 01:34 PM
#25 Emarati

eaglesalltheway
01-08-2011, 01:58 PM
27. Djibouti

This post is just an example of why your change back to CMD works so well.

Job
01-08-2011, 03:11 PM
#18 - Cranberry juice.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_toFzqagMF84/TLyjy6G0pAI/AAAAAAAADbs/VehMcTuX73U/s1600/New+Picture+(1).bmp

dolphinfan2k5
01-08-2011, 03:16 PM
12. Tiny

10char

RufusMcDaniel
01-08-2011, 04:21 PM
17. Anteater

scottyboy
01-08-2011, 06:32 PM
7: 27
for raymell baby of course <3

fischbowl
01-08-2011, 11:04 PM
2. hirsute

Adjective

kalbears13
01-08-2011, 11:09 PM
4 more!!!!!

yodabear
01-08-2011, 11:15 PM
22. Number

Sam Bradford: 8!

draftguru151
01-08-2011, 11:18 PM
11- 2.72 eeeeeeeee

CJSchneider
01-08-2011, 11:24 PM
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jizz-in-my-pants-andy-samberg1.jpg

19. jizzed

kalbears13
01-08-2011, 11:26 PM
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jizz-in-my-pants-andy-samberg1.jpg

19. jizzed

One word only CJ :\

Read the instructions!! Your students would be disappointed!!

CJSchneider
01-08-2011, 11:30 PM
One word only CJ :\

Read the instructions!! Your students would be disappointed!!

Not really.

Bosanac01
01-08-2011, 11:51 PM
I think that's fair.

Brent
01-08-2011, 11:51 PM
19: shat

29. doodie

that's okay, right?

kalbears13
01-08-2011, 11:53 PM
daggummit you guys already went!

Bosanac01
01-08-2011, 11:54 PM
We need 2 more. Promote this ****.

kalbears13
01-08-2011, 11:56 PM
We need 2 more. Promote this ****.

I'm on IRC, I'll post in the RDT.

TitanHope
01-09-2011, 12:02 AM
19. came

10blabbityblah

kalbears13
01-09-2011, 12:03 AM
19. came

10blabbityblah

already been used, try again!

Go_Eagles77
01-09-2011, 12:09 AM
29. Noun - lamp

TitanHope
01-09-2011, 12:09 AM
already been used, try again!

FACK IT ALL TO HELL!!!

I mean, has jizzed been used? I know CJ said it but he done did used up his turn!

kalbears13
01-09-2011, 12:10 AM
FACK IT ALL TO HELL!!!

I mean, has jizzed been used? I know CJ said it but he done did used up his turn!

jizzed works. So it's done. It should be up in a couple minutes...

EDIT: DONE FINALLY!!!

kalbears13
01-09-2011, 12:18 AM
And the result of many years of wisdom and maturity....



Roger Goodell: With the (1) 19th pick in the 2011 NFL Draft, the (2) Atlanta Falcons select (3) long snapper, (4) University of Miami: (5) Shane P. Hallam.
Mel Kiper Jr.: Wow what a surprise there. What a (6) hirsute pick. I had him number (7) 27 on my big board right after (8 ) Yodapoop and right before (9) draftguru151. Went to high school in (27)Dijbouti. At the combine he (10)came a (11)2.72 40. He showed his (12)tiny (13)dick and ability to (14)eat the (15)flesh-light out of the air with his (16)mouth. Off the field he’s really quite the work(17)anteater. He has a few character issues, one night he had too much (18 )cranberry juice and (19)jizzed on (20)Rosie O’Donnell with his friend (21)HinesWardJr. He broke the record at his college with (22)8 (23)fornicating (24)millimeters. Led his team to victory in the (28 )Bluth Company (29)Lamp bowl. Many scouts compare him to (30)Ethan Albright. I’m surprised he didn’t get picked earlier by the Packers since they have a lot of injuries at every position. I guess that’s why we (25)Emirati (26)Lacrosse.

TitanHope
01-09-2011, 12:26 AM
I'm not gonna lie. I laughed. A lot.

That is why we Emirati lacrosse!

Bills2083
01-09-2011, 12:29 AM
fantastic work.

one cookie for you

http://pad.focalization.com/images/misc/ecookie.jpg

bullg8rdaddy
01-09-2011, 12:34 AM
Roflmao!!!!

Bosanac01
01-09-2011, 12:42 AM
The best part:

"He has a few character issues, one night he had too much (18 )cranberry juice and (19)jizzed on (20)Rosie O’Donnell with his friend (21)HinesWardJr."

hahhaha

Ohhh Shane.

CashmoneyDrew
01-09-2011, 12:59 AM
The Ethan Albright comparison is spot on.

trkaline
01-09-2011, 01:32 AM
Another one for the annuls of NFLDC History..now ill giggle cuz annuls sounds like anal..

ccB
01-09-2011, 02:59 AM
Another one for the annuls of NFLDC History..now ill giggle cuz annuls sounds like anal..

huhuhuhu you said anal huhuhuhuhu

trkaline
01-09-2011, 03:13 AM
huhuhuhu you said anal huhuhuhuhu

You should go to bed before you miss the playoff game 2morrow.

The Unseen
01-09-2011, 03:52 AM
He showed his (12)tiny (13)dick and ability to (14)eat the (15)flesh-light out of the air with his (16)mouth.

That worked well.

vikes_28
01-09-2011, 11:46 AM
At the combine he (10)came a (11)2.72 40. He showed his (12)tiny (13)dick and ability to (14)eat the (15)flesh-light out of the air with his (16)mouth.

By far my favorite part.