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A Perfect Score
02-16-2011, 10:57 PM
Which of the following would emerge victorious from the bloody, vicious free for all battle that would most definitely occur?

A) Brodeur riding a Woolly Mammoth
B) APS riding a T-Rex
C) EE and a band of humans with spears
D) Goosemahn riding a bull the size of a dog
E) Brent riding Falcor
F) Jvig riding a Pterodactyl
G) Scotty riding Ray Rice
H) Kalbears riding Emma Watson
I) Yoda riding APS
J) Chris riding Socially Awkward Penguin

Gentlemen, post a picture of your chosen steed in this thread and let the voting begin!

Jvig43
02-16-2011, 10:58 PM
Look to clarify for Kalbears, pre 14 year old boy hair cut or not?

yodabear
02-16-2011, 10:59 PM
I has to be a clear favorite.

Splat
02-16-2011, 10:59 PM
Look to clarify for Kalbears, pre 14 year old boy hair cut or not?

This does come in to play.

A Perfect Score
02-16-2011, 10:59 PM
I was making it!

Mr. Goosemahn
02-16-2011, 11:00 PM
Training my steed:

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v184/151/13/524445507/n524445507_2101461_9271.jpg

You are all underestimating the Goose-bull-dog.

yodabear
02-16-2011, 11:01 PM
Training my steed:

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v184/151/13/524445507/n524445507_2101461_9271.jpg

No fair! I can't post pictures like that. They are too graphic.

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:01 PM
20 years old right before she cut her hair.

Jvig43
02-16-2011, 11:03 PM
20 years old right before she cut her hair.

So what your saying is, by the time you get into battle she will have the warrior 14 year old boy hair cut? Thats pretty intimidating.

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:05 PM
I started this **** and my choice was Rhino by the way.

yo123
02-16-2011, 11:05 PM
The only thing I know is that Brodeur would come in last.

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:05 PM
So what your saying is, by the time you get into battle she will have the warrior 14 year old boy hair cut? Thats pretty intimidating.

She'll wear a wig for me.

I didn't even vote for myself. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even try fighting. I'll ride her all the way to her mansion. You may have won the battle but I'll be rich as ****.

Mr. Goosemahn
02-16-2011, 11:07 PM
She'll wear a wig for me.

I didn't even vote for myself. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even try fighting. I'll ride her all the way to her mansion. You may have won the battle but I'll be rich as ****.

And here I was thinking you actually cared for the girl.

You cold-blooded golddigger.

Brodeur
02-16-2011, 11:07 PM
The only thing I know is that Brodeur would come in last.

I would go out of my way to kill you before I even got into battle.

Jvig43
02-16-2011, 11:07 PM
The only thing I know is that Brodeur would come in last.

Mammoth is easily the worst choice to be riding.

yo123
02-16-2011, 11:07 PM
I would go out of my way to kill you before I even got into battle.


You couldn't even hoist yourself on the mammoth with your scrawny ass arms.

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:08 PM
Realistically though, I'm voting for Brent riding Falcor.

TitanHope
02-16-2011, 11:08 PM
I dunno who wins, but APS is a guarantee loss. T-Rexes can't get back up if they fall over.

It's the tiny arms. :(

Splat
02-16-2011, 11:08 PM
You couldn't even hoist yourself on the mammoth with your scrawny ass arms.

He could bring a ladder.

Crickett
02-16-2011, 11:10 PM
Realistically though, I'm voting for Brent riding Falcor.

You don't think you'd be able to hit that thing with a spear if it approached?

yo123
02-16-2011, 11:10 PM
He could bring a ladder.


That brings about the "Who is going to lift the ladder" problem. It's really a no win scenario for him.

Mr. Goosemahn
02-16-2011, 11:11 PM
That brings about the "Who is going to lift the ladder" problem. It's really a no win scenario for him.

Which is why a dog-sized bull is the ideal choice.

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:11 PM
I have confirmation of T-Rex straight from his mouth about said weakness;
IWoM8Fr1z4w

Nalej
02-16-2011, 11:11 PM
Had to vote for my fellow pats fan

edit: damn, just realized there's two of you on there. Too late now!

Splat
02-16-2011, 11:12 PM
Had to vote for my fellow pats fan

That should not come in to play at all...

Jvig43
02-16-2011, 11:12 PM
Idk I think Brent and myself have a huge advantage by fighting through the air. I hate to say it, but I'd have to say the falcor has a good chance against my bearadactyle.

A Perfect Score
02-16-2011, 11:12 PM
I dunno who wins, but APS is a guarantee loss. T-Rexes can't get back up if they fall over.

It's the tiny arms. :(

He wouldn't fall over, he'd be too busy eating people. Namely Kal and Emma Watson

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:12 PM
I voted for a steelers fan. I feel ashamed...

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:13 PM
He wouldn't fall over, he'd be too busy eating people. Namely Kal and Emma Watson

Do you mind if we make love in your T-Rex's stomach?

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:13 PM
I would just be so happy for Kalbears that he got a chance with Emma Watson. Don't think the result would really matter for him in the end.

A Perfect Score
02-16-2011, 11:14 PM
Do you mind if we make love in your T-Rex's stomach?

Get the digestive juices flowing!

Splat
02-16-2011, 11:14 PM
He wouldn't fall over, he'd be too busy eating people. Namely Kal and Emma Watson

I think kalbears13 would be busy eating Emma Watson....

Too much?

Jvig43
02-16-2011, 11:14 PM
I feel bad i broke up with my connections to Watson before hooking Kalbears up. I wish I had joined skype sooner.

Brodeur
02-16-2011, 11:14 PM
You couldn't even hoist yourself on the mammoth with your scrawny ass arms.

Multiple problems with this...

1) I am surprisingly athletic and can jump pretty high
2) I can climb things quite well
3) I have gained a few pounds lately, mostly in my arms

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:15 PM
I would just be so happy for Kalbears that he got a chance with Emma Watson. Don't think the result would really matter for him in the end.

Somebody understands...

I think kalbears13 would be busy eatting Emma Watson....

Too much?

Not enough!

Mr. Goosemahn
02-16-2011, 11:15 PM
I voted for a steelers fan. I feel ashamed...

If it's any consolation for you, you did the right choice.

If that doesn't help,

http://www.antique-swords.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tanto-seppuku.jpg

...seppuku...

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:16 PM
I think kalbears13 would be busy eating Emma Watson....

Too much?

Provided he doesn't have to do a stint in any Russian prison, I doubt it.

Splat
02-16-2011, 11:18 PM
Provided he doesn't have to do a stint in any Russian prison, I doubt it.

It might be worth it.

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:21 PM
I think your vote should count by how many rep points you have. :D

And yes it would be worth it.

nepg
02-16-2011, 11:25 PM
btw, I would totally be riding Tundro, the Rhino-triceratops from the Herculoids had I been included. Just sayin'

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:28 PM
btw, I would totally be riding Tundro, the Rhino-triceratops from the Herculoids had I been included. Just sayin'

That show used to legitimately freak me out for some reason. The way they look made me uncomfortable.

Caddy
02-16-2011, 11:31 PM
Me riding a kangaroo

niel89
02-16-2011, 11:39 PM
I think that Scotty would come in first.

SuperMcGee
02-16-2011, 11:41 PM
The way I see it...

Kal and Emma start going at it right away, before any real fighting can begin. Everybody immediately becomes focused on this rather than the battle, except for Chris/Penguin, who are only subtlely peaking while away from the crowd, and yoda, who is really pounding away on APS.
Eventually, yoda becomes upset at APS' lack of attention and destroys everybody observing before seeing the nasty beauty unfolding before him. Kal is worn out and satisfied upon finishing, and Chris never really felt like fighting anyway, so the 3 of them call a truce and join me for some beers.

I feign friendship while working on a 3-year plan to steal Emma that leaves Kal dead, and yoda dies several years later due to complications from AIDS contracted via APS.

So Chris wins.

Jvig43
02-16-2011, 11:41 PM
I feel like Scotty would show up in Baltimore to get Ray Ray and Cam would put in Mcgahee.

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:41 PM
I think that Scotty would come in first.

oooh highly unlikely...

Crickett
02-16-2011, 11:44 PM
Who would win?



No comment.

A Perfect Score
02-16-2011, 11:44 PM
The way I see it...

Kal and Emma start going at it right away, before any real fighting can begin. Everybody immediately becomes focused on this rather than the battle, except for Chris/Penguin, who are only subtlely peaking while away from the crowd, and yoda, who is really pounding away on APS.
Eventually, yoda becomes upset at APS' lack of attention and destroys everybody observing before seeing the nasty beauty unfolding before him. Kal is worn out and satisfied upon finishing, and Chris never really felt like fighting anyway, so the 3 of them call a truce and join me for some beers.

I feign friendship while working on a 3-year plan to steal Emma that leaves Kal dead, and yoda dies several years later due to complications from AIDS contracted via APS.

So Chris wins.

What happens to my T-Rex?

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:44 PM
I think that Scotty would come in first.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8838/1283604820269.png

Zing.

Crickett
02-16-2011, 11:46 PM
What happens to my T-Rex?

What happens?


Michael ******' Bay happens.

ccB
02-16-2011, 11:46 PM
me riding nothing - you're all pussies

SuperMcGee
02-16-2011, 11:47 PM
What happens to my T-Rex?

I'm not sure, but I definitely get to hang with Falcor.

B-Dawk
02-16-2011, 11:48 PM
was tempted to go with falcor but decided SAwP was too much to handle

Sportsfan486
02-16-2011, 11:50 PM
Brodeur, APS, EE, Goosemahn, Brent, Jvig, Scotty go at it in a brawl.
Kal is too busy trying, and failing, to mount Emma.
Yoda is too busy humping APS to do anything.
Chris is unnoticed on the deadliest of all creatures.

Those 7 kill each other. Yoda finishes and wanders off for a smoke. Kal is too emotionally destroyed by the rejection to continue and Chris rides around delivering a penguin style coup de grace.

Chris wins.

kalbears13
02-16-2011, 11:51 PM
Brodeur, APS, EE, Goosemahn, Brent, Jvig, Scotty go at it in a brawl.
Kal is too busy trying, and failing, to mount Emma.
Yoda is too busy humping APS to do anything.
Chris is unnoticed on the deadliest of all creatures.

Those 7 kill each other. Yoda finishes and wanders off for a smoke. Kal is too emotionally destroyed by the rejection to continue and Chris rides around delivering a penguin style coup de grace.

Chris wins.

You're just mad because you were riding a bloody stool.

Sportsfan486
02-16-2011, 11:53 PM
You're just mad because you were riding a bloody stool.

Oh and afterward Emma is so impressed by the Penguin and Chris that she lets them double-team her.

ElectricEye
02-16-2011, 11:54 PM
What happens?


Michael ******' Bay happens.

Like this?

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5701/217052912.jpg

Crickett
02-16-2011, 11:56 PM
Like this?

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5701/217052912.jpg

Pretty much.

Jvig43
02-16-2011, 11:58 PM
Well to be fair you forgot the hot chick in the picture.

Scotty D
02-16-2011, 11:59 PM
Well to be fair you forgot the hot chick in the picture.

Isn't that a chick in the bottom right?

ElectricEye
02-17-2011, 12:01 AM
No, it's Louis Stevens.

Crickett
02-17-2011, 12:03 AM
Well to be fair you forgot the hot chick in the picture.

The Tyrannosaur ate her because she kept going on and on about how she wanted to "act".

Mr. Goosemahn
02-17-2011, 12:18 AM
Gentlemen! I give you....

APS vs. Kal!

http://i54.tinypic.com/2vv9p9t.jpg

Jvig43
02-17-2011, 12:19 AM
Ouhhh do me next do me next.

A Perfect Score
02-17-2011, 12:19 AM
Oh my god its GORGEOUS!!!!

wogitalia
02-17-2011, 12:35 AM
So I voted for Yoda on the theory that he essentially has two mounts in this epic battle. He starts on APS, who is on a TRex, should the TRex be toppled or otherwise subdued due to it's tiny arms, then Yoda still has an APS to ride, which is perhaps the most gruesome beast you will find...

Throw in that yoda has mad jedi skills and that was a slam dunk!

yodabear
02-17-2011, 12:44 AM
So I voted for Yoda on the theory that he essentially has two mounts in this epic battle. He starts on APS, who is on a TRex, should the TRex be toppled or otherwise subdued due to it's tiny arms, then Yoda still has an APS to ride, which is perhaps the most gruesome beast you will find...

Throw in that yoda has mad jedi skills and that was a slam dunk!

OMG, finally some1 had logic voting. Way to go! APS would have his T-Rex, while I am on top. And we would dominate and hell yeah, I'd go to my mind ******* people.

kalbears13
02-17-2011, 12:53 AM
Gentlemen! I give you....

APS vs. Kal!

http://i54.tinypic.com/2vv9p9t.jpg

There are no words to explain this. Just emotion.

yodabear
02-17-2011, 01:03 AM
Ouhhh do me next do me next.

http://www.nei.ch/gallery/d/3258-2/ban_him.jpg

Gay Ork Wang
02-17-2011, 02:56 AM
He riding Hitler wouldve won it all!

kalbears13
02-17-2011, 02:59 AM
He riding Hitler wouldve won it all!

I would prefer

http://www.worldwar2aces.com/tiger-tank/tiger-tank-images/tiger-tank-23.jpg

Sportsfan486
02-17-2011, 03:16 AM
How did a wooly mammoth get 3 votes and Ray Rice get 4? THIS POLL IS RIGGED!

fenikz
02-17-2011, 03:21 AM
Yoda on top of APS on top of a T-Rex

scottyboy
02-17-2011, 08:23 AM
http://newnfldraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ray-rice.jpg

STIFF ARM OF DOOM

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/5786/photos/PHOTO_973122_5786_208627_main.jpg

http://athletetattoodatabase.com/img/wiki_up/ray.rice3.jpg


http://athletetattoodatabase.com/img/wiki_up/ray.rice1.jpg


http://www.gossipforcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ray_rice.jpg

trkaline
02-17-2011, 08:27 AM
Yoda vs. APS would be the funniest...A man on the back of a man on the back of a T-Rex... Could get quite interesting...

Sniper
02-17-2011, 08:48 AM
I have a hard time going against Ray Rice's thunder thighs.

fischbowl
02-17-2011, 09:13 AM
Brent on Falcor might have the sheer intellect to beat the chemistry of Scotty/Rice

eaglesalltheway
02-17-2011, 01:52 PM
Brodeur, APS, EE, Goosemahn, Brent, Jvig, Scotty go at it in a brawl.
Kal is too busy trying, and failing, to mount Emma.
Yoda is too busy humping APS to do anything.
Chris is unnoticed on the deadliest of all creatures.

Those 7 kill each other. Yoda finishes and wanders off for a smoke. Kal is too emotionally destroyed by the rejection to continue and Chris rides around delivering a penguin style coup de grace.

Chris wins.

This was basically how I saw it going.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
02-17-2011, 03:15 PM
You cheated by changing my ****, and I'm still in second place.

**** yeah.

http://i55.tinypic.com/6h7rqs.jpg

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110112/like_a_boss_03.jpg

scottyboy
02-17-2011, 03:16 PM
yes Chris, you're totally rocking that 2nd place hard

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
02-17-2011, 03:16 PM
The way I see it...

Kal and Emma start going at it right away, before any real fighting can begin. Everybody immediately becomes focused on this rather than the battle, except for Chris/Penguin, who are only subtlely peaking while away from the crowd, and yoda, who is really pounding away on APS.
Eventually, yoda becomes upset at APS' lack of attention and destroys everybody observing before seeing the nasty beauty unfolding before him. Kal is worn out and satisfied upon finishing, and Chris never really felt like fighting anyway, so the 3 of them call a truce and join me for some beers.

I feign friendship while working on a 3-year plan to steal Emma that leaves Kal dead, and yoda dies several years later due to complications from AIDS contracted via APS.

So Chris wins.

Just for this, we can share Taylor Swift should the Devils and Sabres both fold.

Boston
02-17-2011, 03:26 PM
Probably Yoda riding APS's mom.

eaglesalltheway
02-17-2011, 04:37 PM
Just for this, we can share Taylor Swift should the Devils and Sabres both fold.

You should know I'm not sharing Taylor Swift.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
02-17-2011, 05:08 PM
You should know I'm not sharing Taylor Swift.

Next thread: Who would win in a fight for Taylor Swift?

But yo seriously I shotgunned her. In the what would you do if your favourite sports team relocated/folded thread. It's legally binding.

kalbears13
02-17-2011, 05:50 PM
Dammit I got two votes...it's not about winning!

eaglesalltheway
02-17-2011, 06:21 PM
Next thread: Who would win in a fight for Taylor Swift?

But yo seriously I shotgunned her. In the what would you do if your favourite sports team relocated/folded thread. It's legally binding.

I believe that she has been in my sig since I joined here trumps you, and the fact that you know, I met her.

Brent
02-17-2011, 06:34 PM
ZWnW-OuggoE

eaglesalltheway
02-17-2011, 06:37 PM
For the record, Brent/Falcor was right up there with Scotty/RR for #2.

Rosebud
02-17-2011, 07:03 PM
Kalbears will not only be literally cumming throughout the battle, but he'll also have a wizard-ess covering his ass.

kalbears13
02-17-2011, 08:57 PM
Kalbears will not only be literally cumming throughout the battle, but he'll also have a wizard-ess covering his ass.

I'm pretty sure they're called witches but I could be wrong...

Rosebud
02-17-2011, 10:00 PM
I'm pretty sure they're called witches but I could be wrong...

Isn't a male witch a warlock, which is somehow different from a Wizard? Admittedly sorcery isn't my specialty.

Raiderz4Life
02-17-2011, 10:37 PM
I would ride a Rapidash with a sick Double Kick attack....call the tandem Kick-Ass :)

yodabear
02-17-2011, 11:00 PM
Top 5!!!!!!!! Booosh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

kalbears13
02-17-2011, 11:21 PM
I'm in 5th place and I didn't even vote for myself!!

scottyboy
02-17-2011, 11:22 PM
yea, voting for yourself is tacky.

Raiderz4Life
02-17-2011, 11:40 PM
I voted for kal lol

Brothgar
02-18-2011, 01:39 AM
Seriously how is this even close

http://www.myfebiworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/falcor2.jpg

A Perfect Score
02-20-2011, 01:10 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dG2__iWuqsM/TURDghsjz4I/AAAAAAAAFuY/5IfUMtfJlpg/s1600/marc.jpg

Im giving my T-Rex machine gun arms.

Rosebud
02-20-2011, 01:13 PM
Seriously how is this even close

http://www.myfebiworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/falcor2.jpg

http://silkenhut.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/EmmaWatsonUnderwear-280x300.jpg

CJSchneider
02-21-2011, 04:22 AM
Why is "CJ wielding a cane" not an option?