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drowe
04-23-2011, 08:18 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6414256

sounds like he'll be fine. The article spends more time talking about him wanting to play basketball than the stabbing.

Sidenote...he probably deserved it.

Jimmy
04-23-2011, 09:20 AM
the first thing i thought was...
"damn, willie clark got out of prison and finally got him."
marshall has a knack for finding trouble/almost getting himself killed. thankfully this time it didn't result in the killing of another teammate like it did last time.

still, i dont wish pain on anybody, so i hope he heals fast and maybe learns from this.

Rabscuttle
04-23-2011, 09:35 AM
Just Brandon being Brandon.

coordinator0
04-23-2011, 10:00 AM
Apparently he was stabbed by his wife, or this is just a massive coincidence:

@AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
At this hour, Brandon Marshall's wife is in jail for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and he is in intensive care with a stab wound.

bigbuc
04-23-2011, 10:21 AM
His relationship with his wife is toxic. Every time the dude has been in trouble with the law it has something to do with this girl. Not saying saying its all her, it could be his crazy a$$ too. But like right now he's not talking to cops about what happened. Dude she stabbed you and could of killed you! Like it or not you two ain't having a great Easter Sunday together.... got me.

HeavyLeggedWaistBender
04-23-2011, 10:22 AM
Yup, wifey went at him. Glad he's ok.

Bitches be crazy.

Tom Servo
04-23-2011, 10:46 AM
He needs to get a white woman. They don't stab. They just take half your ****

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
04-23-2011, 11:31 AM
Should have ate the ***** Brandon

FTRWRTR
04-23-2011, 12:21 PM
He needs to get a white woman. They don't stab. They just take half your ****Screw that, I'd rather get stabbed.

RealityCheck
04-23-2011, 02:04 PM
No offense, but with Brandon's money he could get a hotter wife, you know.

proshoota25
04-23-2011, 02:09 PM
No offense, but with Brandon's money he could get a hotter wife, you know.

i was thinking exactly this

Halsey
04-23-2011, 02:35 PM
Mug shots tend not to be a girl's best pictures. You guys do know that girls don't always look like the airbrushed pics taken during modeling sessions that you see in the 'Hot Girls' thread, right?

Saints-Tigers
04-23-2011, 02:38 PM
Screw that, I'd rather get stabbed.


For real, and besides, that's BS. White women might not stab, but they will cut your dong off and toss it out the window, and you never hear of any other women cutting up people and stuffing them in pillowcases.

descendency
04-23-2011, 03:05 PM
lol. Brandon Marshall is an idiot. I wouldn't say anyone deserves this but I'll make an exception for Marshall after the stuff I've heard about him over the past few years.


Mug shots tend not to be a girl's best pictures. You guys do know that girls don't always look like the airbrushed pics taken during modeling sessions that you see in the 'Hot Girls' thread, right?

LOL. What???? Lies.

FuzzyGopher
04-23-2011, 03:56 PM
His relationship with his wife is toxic.

Maybe so, but you never know if a marriage is going to work or not unless you give it a stab.

FuzzyGopher
04-23-2011, 04:25 PM
Brandon Marshall got traded only to get cut in the off season.

descendency
04-23-2011, 04:30 PM
Brandon Marshall got traded only to get cut in the off season.

Cut and Stabbed in the same off-season. Rough life for him.

FuzzyGopher
04-23-2011, 04:36 PM
Last one I promise. She must have heard that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Caulibflower
04-23-2011, 04:56 PM
Brandon Marshall got traded only to get cut in the off season.

Wait, WHAT!? Is Pouty McBeast a free agent right now?

Caulibflower
04-23-2011, 04:58 PM
...cut in the stomach. Facepalm.

descendency
04-23-2011, 07:42 PM
Wait, WHAT!? Is Pouty McBeast a free agent right now?

You can't release anyone yet. It was definitely a joke.

FUNBUNCHER
04-23-2011, 09:43 PM
IMO this will be the high point of Marshall's career in Miami. For some reason I don't see this deal working out for the Phins.

Overglorified possession WR who's going to be the fatal victim of domestic violence one day soon.

Dude said he fell on a knife, just crazy ****!!!

If he's not divorced in 12 months, the guy just isn't that smart.

J-Mike88
04-23-2011, 10:32 PM
Mug shots tend not to be a girl's best pictures. You guys do know that girls don't always look like the airbrushed pics taken during modeling sessions that you see in the 'Hot Girls' thread, right?
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0423/nfl_e_marshall_sy_200.jpg

It ain't all lack of airbrushing. Her nose is as wide as, well, one of the Brutha-Lovin Kardashian Sisters......

jayceheathman
04-24-2011, 01:04 AM
No offense, but with Brandon's money he could get a hotter wife, you know.

So if you are going to be stabbed then make sure it's done by a hot chick?

Philliez01
04-24-2011, 01:20 AM
So if you are going to be stabbed then make sure it's done by a hot chick?

Well if you are going to stab someone, it better be in a hot chick I guess.

descendency
04-24-2011, 07:59 AM
So if you are going to be stabbed then make sure it's done by a hot chick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zADosF3XoQ

Rabscuttle
04-24-2011, 07:11 PM
Even if mug shots tend towards the unflattering and airbrushing brings forgiveness, Christ would have to be a commercial housepainter with one serious air compressor to bring forgiveness to that mug.

RealityCheck
04-24-2011, 07:50 PM
Mug shots tend not to be a girl's best pictures. You guys do know that girls don't always look like the airbrushed pics taken during modeling sessions that you see in the 'Hot Girls' thread, right?
I'm pretty sure Megan Fox would still be gorgeous in a mug shot.

J-Mike88
04-24-2011, 07:57 PM
Even if mug shots tend towards the unflattering and airbrushing brings forgiveness, Christ would have to be a commercial housepainter with one serious air compressor to bring forgiveness to that mug.
That's a great point. +Rep for you good sir.
Happy Easter.

Halsey
04-24-2011, 10:06 PM
You guys keep waiting for a super model to knock at your door. You'll end up lonely and wondering why you let something little like nose width bother you so much.

MrMojoRisin
04-24-2011, 10:30 PM
As a Fins fan I don't see this ending well. You just don't win with guys like this.

49erNation85
04-25-2011, 12:10 AM
Hate to say it .But this is why Denver got rid of Marshall is because off the field crap.

FTRWRTR
04-25-2011, 01:15 PM
As a Fins fan I don't see this ending well. You just don't win with guys like this.I'm not a dolphins fan but I have to agree. Sounds like the front office is sticking with him for now but IMO it's just a matter of time before they realize they have to get rid of him.

Timbathia
04-26-2011, 07:55 PM
I agree with jimmy - it is definitely a massive positive when there is a Brandon Marshall causing trouble story and it only results in him being injured/killed.

PackerLegend
04-27-2011, 03:28 PM
Now Jason Hunter got stabbed as well... He played for the Packers, Lions and is currently on Denvers team....

Must be something in the water out there... Bitchzzz be crazy.