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the natural
05-05-2011, 09:18 PM
Mizzou quarterback wasn't the first player or quarterback off the board, but he is #1 in Japan. Some Japanese media attended the draft and once the pictures and videos got back to their country apparently there is some Gabbert mania unfolding. Among teenage girls at least. :)
gpngc
05-05-2011, 09:22 PM
Absolutely.
Saints-Tigers
05-05-2011, 09:25 PM
Things just went from hilarious to creepy, REALLY fast.
CashmoneyDrew
05-05-2011, 09:27 PM
If only -black still posted here so we could have an obligatory "No ****" post.
TitanHope
05-05-2011, 09:31 PM
I've expressed my sexual attraction to Blaine Gabbert numerous times.

These are facts.
Caulibflower
05-05-2011, 09:32 PM
Mizzou quarterback wasn't the first player or quarterback off the board, but he is #1 in Japan. Some Japanese media attended the draft and once the pictures and videos got back to their country apparently there is some Gabbert mania unfolding. Among teenage girls at least. :)

I'm starting to think 'Natch is a quadruple-amputee who can only type with the boner he gets from Blaine Gabbert.
the natural
05-05-2011, 09:36 PM
I thought it was funny. There was a bit in one of his interviews at the draft where the reporter says the Jacksonville fan club in Japan is growing and they try to get him to say hello in Japanese. I wondered wtf that was about at the time.
jrdrylie
05-05-2011, 09:37 PM
I'm starting to think 'Natch is a quadruple-amputee who can only type with the boner he gets from Blaine Gabbert.

Pure awesomeness.
ElectricEye
05-05-2011, 09:52 PM
Ok, I'm FAIRLY certain we're all being screwed with at this point. I mean...come on man.
the natural
05-05-2011, 09:59 PM
Ok, I'm FAIRLY certain we're all being screwed with at this point. I mean...come on man.

Well, "Beckham" is a bit of an exaggeration. I just read a clip and it reminded me of when Beckham was big heartthrob in Asia, especially Japan. Gabbert has to do some big things on the field before he would become that popular.
Roddoliver
05-05-2011, 09:59 PM
And you still dare to call someone else a pansy despite all this Bruno stuff LOL
the natural
05-05-2011, 10:01 PM
And you still dare to call someone else a pansy despite all this Bruno stuff LOL

Roddo Liver, take off your stalking cap.
ElectricEye
05-05-2011, 10:05 PM
Do Blaine Gabbert's dreamy eyes give him an advantage?
the natural
05-05-2011, 10:17 PM
Do Blaine Gabbert's dreamy eyes give him an advantage?

Only with the Japanese schoolgirls in those little plaid skirts. But who needs that anyway?
Complex
05-05-2011, 10:46 PM
What about that prodigy Tyler Gabbert is he the next Cristiano Ronaldo?
niel89
05-05-2011, 10:54 PM
At least Jacksonville has some fans now.
ElectricEye
05-05-2011, 11:02 PM
What about that prodigy Tyler Gabbert is he the next Cristiano Ronaldo?

For real, I feel a little bad for Tyler. He lost the genetic lottery height wise. Just one or two more and he might have a shot at the NFL, but that 6'0/5'11 thing is really going to screw him.
njx9
05-05-2011, 11:16 PM
[citation needed]

i don't actually need one, i think it's fairly clear that OP is playing fast and loose with reality at this point in a vain, last ditch effort to fellate his favorite player.
Brothgar
05-05-2011, 11:28 PM
Gabbert the next Beckham? I guess in the sense that neither will be great in the NFL I guess so.
49erNation85
05-05-2011, 11:31 PM
At least he landed in a good spot to sit and learn for a year or two.He should be able to do well down in Jacksonville.I was surprised they picked a QB this year so off the radar and so early in the draft.
Saints-Tigers
05-05-2011, 11:56 PM
All good trolls come to an end. I dunno why I always hope they are real and get my dreams crushed :(
Babylon
05-06-2011, 01:42 PM
Mizzou quarterback wasn't the first player or quarterback off the board, but he is #1 in Japan. Some Japanese media attended the draft and once the pictures and videos got back to their country apparently there is some Gabbert mania unfolding. Among teenage girls at least. :)

We're going to miss you natural when you go off to middle school.
Brothgar
05-06-2011, 01:49 PM
At least he landed in a good spot to sit and learn for a year or two.He should be able to do well down in Jacksonville.I was surprised they picked a QB this year so off the radar and so early in the draft.

I was trying to get a rise out of Natch where he didn't take the bait. Gabbert won't be terrible in the league I don't think but he'll never be great. It is a decent situation for him but meh.
the natural
05-06-2011, 02:04 PM
Well, being a "pretty good" player and a teen idol worked out O.K. for Beckham. There are worse things that could happen to you.
TACKLE
05-06-2011, 02:31 PM
This is too much. I wish I could come up with a witty comment that would put into words the disturbing levels of gayness and creepiness displayed by the natural in this thread but I'm just too overwhelmed.
niel89
05-06-2011, 02:34 PM
I hate how much time I have to wait to give him - rep.
TACKLE
05-06-2011, 02:37 PM
I hate how much time I have to wait to give him - rep.

neg rep? woah woah woah. you got this all backwards.
Monomach
05-06-2011, 03:09 PM
I hate how much time I have to wait to give him - rep.

Huh? This guy's posts are SOLID.
the natural
05-06-2011, 03:11 PM
This is too much. I wish I could come up with a witty comment

Story of your life.
niel89
05-06-2011, 03:26 PM
I just really think that red is his color.
Complex
05-06-2011, 04:26 PM
Story of your life.

so what do you think of Tyler Gabbert? next Cristiano Ronaldo?
Brothgar
05-06-2011, 04:35 PM
Well, being a "pretty good" player and a teen idol worked out O.K. for Beckham. There are worse things that could happen to you.

LOL so Gabbert is an entertainer and an icon eh?
the natural
05-06-2011, 04:42 PM
LOL so Gabbert is an entertainer and an icon eh?

Pretty sure he has a better chance of reaching that status than the HGH loaded freak who got booed at the draft.
Saints-Tigers
05-06-2011, 05:01 PM
Cam Newton made more money at Auburn than Gabbert will ever make on endorsements.
niel89
05-06-2011, 05:26 PM
Pretty sure he has a better chance of reaching that status than the HGH loaded freak who got booed at the draft.

Don't worry Gabbert got plenty of boos at the draft.
Rabscuttle
05-06-2011, 05:31 PM
Cam Newton made more money at Auburn than Gabbert will ever make on endorsements.

Dude is gonna win the Head and Shoulders lotto when Polamolu retires. That has to put a dent in the lead Cam has on him. There has to be some kind of quasi *** linked product that would get behind him as well.
SchizophrenicBatman
05-06-2011, 07:51 PM
in one of the cam newton videos posted on panthers.com some japanese guy asked him about being on billboards in japan

so thenatural probably isnt lying about this

which is really creepy since I have no idea where he'd find out about it
CashmoneyDrew
05-06-2011, 08:00 PM
in one of the cam newton videos posted on panthers.com some japanese guy asked him about being on billboards in japan

so thenatural probably isnt lying about this

which is really creepy since I have no idea where he'd find out about it

Thenatural is Gabbert.
Timbathia
05-07-2011, 06:48 PM
Thenatural is Gabbert.

No, thenatural is Gabbert's boyfriend.
Caddy
05-07-2011, 07:50 PM
Well, being a "pretty good" player and a teen idol worked out O.K. for Beckham. There are worse things that could happen to you.

Beckham wasn't 'pretty good', he was one of the best players of the last 15 years.
TitansCJftw
05-07-2011, 10:12 PM
hahaha i dont even know wtf to say about this apparently the natural has been trollin hard right from the get go lol
JaxJag_1
05-07-2011, 10:13 PM
At least he landed in a good spot to sit and learn for a year or two.He should be able to do well down in Jacksonville.I was surprised they picked a QB this year so off the radar and so early in the draft.

Anyone who actually follows the Jaguars wasn't and shouldn't be shocked we drafted a QB in Round 1.

I love my Jaguars, but the national media and NFL fans for some reason think of David Garrard as a good QB.... He's not.

You want to win 10 or more games and go to the playoffs, he's not your guy... You want to win 7 or 8 games, he's your man.
Brothgar
05-07-2011, 10:28 PM
Anyone who actually follows the Jaguars wasn't and shouldn't be shocked we drafted a QB in Round 1.

I love my Jaguars, but the national media and NFL fans for some reason think of David Garrard as a good QB.... He's not.

You want to win 10 or more games and go to the playoffs, he's not your guy... You want to win 7 or 8 games, he's your man.

I'm more surprised they took a developmental QB like Gabbert with Jack Del Rio's job is in the balance.
JaxJag_1
05-07-2011, 10:49 PM
I'm more surprised they took a developmental QB like Gabbert with Jack Del Rio's job is in the balance.

I know a lot of people around the country have been bringing that point up, but the fact of the matter is that Jack doesn't have any say in who we pick.

GM Gene Smith makes every pick, they're all his decision.
Babylon
05-08-2011, 11:18 AM
I know a lot of people around the country have been bringing that point up, but the fact of the matter is that Jack doesn't have any say in who we pick.

GM Gene Smith makes every pick, they're all his decision.

Exactly. My guess is Del Rio's job is directly tied to how well Gabbert does and it better be early rather than late.