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EvilMonkey
05-18-2011, 05:16 PM
Dominating for some indoor league team and fatter than ever
http://www.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2011/5/18/6/ex-nfl-player-jared-lorenzen-resurfaces-bigger-th-32344-1305716357-31.jpg

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sportsfeeder/ex-nfl-player-jared-lorenzen-resurfaces-bigger-tha-2h2q?s=mobile

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yo123
05-18-2011, 05:50 PM
Lol at the program listing him at 290. That dude is 320 minimum.

CashmoneyDrew
05-18-2011, 05:54 PM
Kentucky's finest.

OSUGiants17
05-18-2011, 06:00 PM
He's really fast for a dude that size. I miss the Hefty Lefty at pre-season Giants games tho :'( the fans loved him lol.

RaiderNation
05-18-2011, 06:20 PM
#22 for a QB? I guess none of the teen or single digit numbered jersey's can fit his fat ass

BmoreBlackByrdz
05-18-2011, 08:49 PM
Jeezzz, how in the world does he manage to play QB?!?

Big Bird
05-18-2011, 08:54 PM
Lol at the program listing him at 290. That dude is 320 minimum.
He looks like he might be at 400...

I don't get how let the Hefty Lefty leave you gasping for air. Seriously, that guy missed straight up whiffed on a sack of a 400 lbs. QB. That's just sad.

Splat
05-18-2011, 09:26 PM
He busted out the truck stick on the first guy.

GaMeTiMe
05-18-2011, 09:44 PM
The Pillsbury Throw-boy

wogitalia
05-18-2011, 10:32 PM
Got to love that he is genuinely bigger than the linemen blocking for him!

Imagine how fast he could be if he got into reasonable shape!

FUNBUNCHER
05-18-2011, 11:13 PM
Should have been an Olineman from his first day of Pop Warner. Lorenzen would probably still be in the league.

Brothgar
05-19-2011, 12:30 AM
Wow did Jamarcus Russell lose weight? And become a white guy?

bigbluedefense
05-20-2011, 12:01 PM
Can we resign him please?! I LOVE that guy. All of us Giant fans do.

I still remember when he was scrambling out of bounds once during the PS and absolutely trucked a DB on the way to the sideline. Our bench was going nuts, I was laughing my ass off. It was hilarious.

I remember Lavar just losing it haha.

And those 4th and 1 goalline formation qb sneaks with him were awesome. God I miss him.

YAYareaRB
05-20-2011, 02:58 PM
#22 for a QB? I guess none of the teen or single digit numbered jersey's can fit his fat ass

http://boston.sportsthenandnow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DougFlutie-300x225.jpg