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06-05-2011, 08:38 AM
One of the best series of commercials in America. The best?
Which are your favorite quotes?

He’s won trophies for his game face alone.

Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.

He bowls… Overhand.

Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.

Snakes fear Him.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

Women say he tastes like chocolate.

Chuck Norris has a poster of Him on the wall. He secretly wishes it was autographed.

He once performed a miracle, but refuses to talk about it.

His birthday was made an international holiday.

He once found the fountain of youth, but didn't drink because he wasn't thirsty.

His blood smells like cologne.

He taught a horse to read his email for him.

Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact.

He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

His charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it.

He once visited a Psychic…to warn her.

He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian.

His organ donor card also includes his beard.

06-05-2011, 09:00 AM
I can't stand these commercials.

06-05-2011, 10:18 AM
I used to hate them, but they grew on me.

I like the bowling overhand one & somthing like: "his mother has a tattoo that says "son""

06-05-2011, 11:09 AM
I ******* love these commercials. I agree with the dude, those are my favorite two as well.

06-05-2011, 12:00 PM
I don't care for a lot of them, but they're good commercials with some gems.

"He lives vicariously... through himself"

The son tattoo, shark week, and awkward moment ones are good.

06-05-2011, 12:33 PM
commercials suck that's why i have Tivo

06-05-2011, 01:10 PM
commercials suck that's why i have Tivo
Most suck.
Some of these are funnier writing than some sitcoms. Imagine that, the commercial being funnier than the show.

Grizzly bears give him manhugs.

06-05-2011, 01:24 PM

06-05-2011, 01:52 PM
“If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.”