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stephenson86
06-18-2006, 06:47 PM
PLEASE TYPE THEM HERE

ill go first:
I lied too a girl and told her i was in intensive care
I threw a chair through a girls wall
I told a girl she "sucked pretty badly" after getting head
I dropped a smartie down a girls top and went too retrieve it
I told a girl she was pig ugly and i would rather claw my eyes out than touch her
I told a girls best friend she was sleepin with her boyfriend
I slapped a random girl on the ass (under the impression it was someone i knew)
I was drunk and got caught "lookin for her dildo" (we all know they all have em)

now for the serious times

I spat in a girls face because she tried too hit one of my m8es
I pushed a girl down a hill because she pinched me (her m8 slapped me)
I called a girl a "decietful little ***** who was going too hell"

and my favorite of all

I was getting a lovely BJ and i interuppted her and said, could you go and get you friend because its her im here for

ATLDirtyBirds
06-18-2006, 06:52 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol:

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 06:54 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ATLDirtyBirds
06-18-2006, 06:58 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 06:59 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 06:59 PM
ii just seem too get slapped for nothing :cry:

Nerv
06-18-2006, 07:00 PM
ii just seem too get slapped for nothing :cry:

I would slap you (knuckles) too :D

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 07:02 PM
ii just seem too get slapped for nothing :cry:

I would slap you (knuckles) too :D :cry: :cry:

CGF 216/137
06-18-2006, 07:02 PM
I've managed to talk my way out of all slapping i've ever been near receiving.

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 07:03 PM
I've managed to talk my way out of all slapping i've ever been near receiving. so u give? :lol:

ATLDirtyBirds
06-18-2006, 07:05 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Hurt like a b**** to because she was one big b****

ATLDirtyBirds
06-18-2006, 07:05 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol:



I bet you someone puts this in there sig.

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 07:06 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



even funnier if you where there becuase after i said it she started to cry, and i said there there now, arnold schwartzenger is going through the same thing, and she slapped me again

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Hurt like a b**** to because she was one big b****

no slaps ever hurt, apart from the blowjob related one :oops:

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 07:07 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol:



I bet you someone puts this in there sig.

something someone says in here will end up a sig quote

elway777
06-18-2006, 07:07 PM
for reasons that would not be mentioned in a pg-13 movie :lol:

stephenson86
06-18-2006, 07:09 PM
for reasons that would not be mentioned in a pg-13 movie :lol: 8)

Moses
06-18-2006, 07:39 PM
I've never been slapped, although I was punched multiple times by a girl.

iworshipbender
06-18-2006, 07:44 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol:



I bet you someone puts this in there sig.

something someone says in here will end up a sig quoteyou are exactly right

iworshipbender
06-18-2006, 07:44 PM
I told a girl she needed to lay off the steriods because it might make her pen15 smaller. :lol:



I bet you someone puts this in there sig.

something someone says in here will end up a sig quoteyou are exactly wrong

TimD
06-18-2006, 08:47 PM
I was getting a lovely BJ and i interuppted her and said, could you go and get you friend because its her im here for
hahaha wow thats mad funny

CGF 216/137
06-18-2006, 09:45 PM
I've never been slapped, although I was punched multiple times by a girl.

I've been punched over a girl, but never by the girl. We were stoned in scottland and so we decide to make our own script to this one porno and it was fking highlarious. So long story short I decided to go "visit" the dude who's house it is's sister :wink: Well the next morning dude just knocks me out with a sucker punch cause i had to wake her.

yodabear
06-18-2006, 09:52 PM
I do believe it is OK for girls to slap boys....especially in the bedroom.

yodabear
06-18-2006, 09:52 PM
Yodachu is a ladys man....no get slapped by girl I do.

thule
06-18-2006, 10:45 PM
So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.

yodabear
06-18-2006, 10:47 PM
So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.

Thule.....u ignorant ****.

thule
06-18-2006, 10:49 PM
So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.

Thule.....u ignorant ****.

Most girls like it... :roll:

yodabear
06-18-2006, 10:51 PM
So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.

Thule.....u ignorant ****.

Most girls like it... :roll:

I was kidding.

CGF 216/137
06-18-2006, 11:40 PM
Yodachu is a ladys man....no get slapped by girl I do.

I do believe it is OK for girls to slap boys....especially in the bedroom.
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If you don't ahve the experience how can you make such a decision. :wink:

nobodyinparticular
06-19-2006, 03:02 AM
Man, y'all don't know how to treat a girl and that's why you get slapped.

CGF 216/137
06-19-2006, 03:06 AM
Man, y'all don't know how to treat a girl and that's why you get slapped.

NiP i treat you well.

duckseason
06-19-2006, 03:16 AM
Anybody who voted yes needs to reach down and make sure they still got their cashews hangin'

yodabear
06-20-2006, 01:31 AM
Man, y'all don't know how to treat a girl and that's why you get slapped.

NiP i treat you well.

NIP is my *****!!!

yodabear
06-20-2006, 01:32 AM
Yodachu is a ladys man....no get slapped by girl I do.

I do believe it is OK for girls to slap boys....especially in the bedroom.
]
If you don't ahve the experience how can you make such a decision. :wink:

I've laid lots of times.

Vespasian
06-20-2006, 04:03 AM
I once told a girl that her mother was a dirty *****. She didn't seem to take it that well.

stephenson86
06-20-2006, 04:36 AM
Yodachu is a ladys man....no get slapped by girl I do.

I do believe it is OK for girls to slap boys....especially in the bedroom.
]
If you don't ahve the experience how can you make such a decision. :wink:

I've laid lots of times.

I would know :lol:

I got a friend slapped once, i told a girl that he said she was a common **** and that she was gonna have countless kids and live off benefits by the time shes 20, ooooooo boy did that cause contraversy

thule
06-20-2006, 08:04 AM
Just yesterday I got slapped again. I didn't really do anything wrong, so I was really confused. Anyways, the story goes...I was out in the lake swimming...and the water was dirty as hell. Well anyways she starts to get in and is talking about how cold her crotch is. Well I tell her its probabally not na good idea to come all the way in...as she would probabally develop crotch itch. Well needless to say it must have broughten up some bad memories because i got slapped and a rock + seaweed at me. Good thing she was tiny...so the rock missed by a mile and her slap didn't hurt.

jayceheathman
08-25-2006, 12:01 AM
It happened once. I asked if I could get in her pants and she said "no, I already have one a$$hole in there."

08-25-2006, 12:13 AM
It happened once. I asked if I could get in her pants and she said "no, I already have one a$$hole in there."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats totally sig material.

Namy
08-25-2006, 12:41 AM
So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.
LMAO!!! Rejection!! Hahahahaha that musta been awkward...

johbur
08-25-2006, 02:36 PM
So we are laying in bed. Not quite going out...but were pretty close. Kinda a friendly sex thing. Well I give her a nipple twist...not hard like a titty twister...but enough to let her know its time. She goes owch...slaps me and then puts her clothes on and goes back out to the living room. That was a rough night...talk about blue ballin it.

Thule.....u ignorant ****.

:D :D

Sadly, most of these young pups probably don't know who Acroyd and Curtin are.

Beans
08-25-2006, 02:40 PM
Oh boy, old thread.

sweetness34
08-25-2006, 02:58 PM
I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?

S4L
08-25-2006, 03:08 PM
Oh boy, old thread.

http://shockingbird.com/glomer2/members/upload/double_true_narnia_rap.jpg

cunningham06
08-25-2006, 05:40 PM
I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?

That's ridiculous because when girls say things like "I look so bad." It's because they are fishing for compliments, and then when you take the bait, they either don't say thank you, say I know, or in your case slap you. You should have punched her in the ovary.

08-25-2006, 06:06 PM
Me and my friends would call one of our "friends" #5. It came from McDonalds #5 the Big and Tasty, but this girl wasn't Big and Tasty, she was Big and Nasty. She was very manish. Her friend heard me refer to her as #5 and she called me over and next this I know she clocked me on the side of the head.

sweetness34
08-25-2006, 06:30 PM
I got slapped for saying a girl really looked good.... :? She was wearing some sweat pants and a t shirt to school and she was talking about how she looked like crap that day. Well she really didn't look like crap and I told her she looked good. She slapped me like 5 seconds later saying I was lying.... :?

That's ridiculous because when girls say things like "I look so bad." It's because they are fishing for compliments, and then when you take the bait, they either don't say thank you, say I know, or in your case slap you. You should have punched her in the ovary.

Right in the baby maker huh? :lol: This is a girl who thinks she isn't attractive, and she's actually really hott. I just don't understand it. You try to give her a compliment and she goes, "I'm not pretty, stop lying." I mean she's a really nice girl but that's one thing I really don't get about her.

And btw, I did punch her back, in the arm. Not really hard but enough for her to say owe and not punch me again. If a girl punches me for no reason, I punch back. I don't care if she tells on me or not, if you punch me, guy or girl I'm going to punch you back. For a girls sake I won't unload on her but I'll give her a nice shot to the arm.

TimD
08-25-2006, 07:37 PM
It happened once. I asked if I could get in her pants and she said "no, I already have one a$$hole in there."

old threads are annoying