View Full Version : Hello my fellow Redskins fans

08-01-2011, 06:33 PM
We are greatest team to have lived. We signed some people to our roster, we should talk about that. Then drink punch, eat cookies, touch our weiners together and have a group hug. Does god love us enough to make the playoffs? Will Jesus take the wheel and drive our sorry crack addled abortion of a team to the superbowl? Probably not. Sometimes i feel like the only Redskins fan... i get lonely. There's a theory that says every possibility that can ever or has ever been imagined has been played out or is playing out in an alternate universe... last year i imagined Rex Grossman led the Redskins to the Superbowl and beat the Cowboys 66 - 0. The Cowboys had a lizard on their offensive line that spit fire into the clouds. We're are the champions of the alternate universe. No one can take that from us.

2 Live Crew
08-02-2011, 01:24 PM
Taking peyote again out in those Utah mountains sly?

08-03-2011, 05:21 PM
Apologies, my message was a bit self indulgent. I really do want to discuss the Redskins... and the board looks a bit dead. Tim Hightower? Vat?!