Week 2 Discussion Thread

[yodapoop]

Football>Sex

Not if its the ******* Rams!

[Saints-Tigers]

"It makes me ******* puke in my damn ass mouth"

[Brent]

My anger management therapist is on call tonight and ******* failing.
I'll trade you Alex Smith for Bradford

[Breed]

Start talking when your QB puts together consecutive quality seasons or wins something.
You are probably right there.
Clay Matthews is one of the best defensive players in the league. Trent Cole is above average.
Woodson is one of the best defensive backs in the last decade. Even at his age, he is still great. Very good fit for their defense.



No.

Why are you sticking up for a division rival?

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Football>Sleep

Agreed, but this game is putting me to sleep.

[yodapoop]

I need a hug.

[jrdrylie]

Why are you sticking up for a division rival?

I'm not sticking up for a division rival. I'm sticking up for the truth and against moronic homers who have nothing intelligent to say.

[soybean]

Football>Sex

of course it does for you, virgin.

[scottyboy]

I need a hug.

we'll meet in the shower for hugs after the game.
I'm realizing it's going to be a looooong year for us. We're getting butt ****** by Alexander. coooool

[yodapoop]

Giants have us inside the 30. Right where they want us!

[ATLDirtyBirds]

I like Danario.

[Beano]

Wish we would give Danario more looks.

Wide open in the endzone that time. :(

[tjsunstein]

I kind of enjoy watching the Rams red zone offense and the Giants on 3rd down at this point. Makes you appreciate what you have.

[tjsunstein]

Wish we would give Danario more looks.
Expect that to happen. He's showing what he can do deep this game and the Rams need someone to emerge badly.

Michael Boley having a solid game.

[ElectricEye]

Bradford just isn't finished yet. I still think he's going to be REALLY good when he is though. He has the right idea, the execution is just a little off right now.

[Breed]

of course it does for you, virgin.

Calling me a virgin is like calling Barack Obama black.... It's not true.

[scottyboy]

I kind of enjoy watching the Rams red zone offense and the Giants on 3rd down at this point. Makes you appreciate what you have.

stop whoring all the WR's, we need some. Since Manningham is so damn inconsistant, Hixon is average, JJ is hurt/inexperienced and Barden thinks he's Lance Armstrong

[tjsunstein]

Rams had three red zone trips and three FGs.
The Giants have 21 points.
The Rams have 9.
The reason you need to finish drives.

[yodapoop]

I don't wanna see ******* Josh Brown on the damn field again!

[tjsunstein]

stop whoring all the WR's, we need some. Since Manningham is so damn inconsistant, Hixon is average, JJ is hurt/inexperienced and Barden thinks he's Lance Armstrong
Chastin West was just signed off of our practice squad to Jacksonville I believe. He was super impressive in the preseason and I rooted for us to keep 6 WRs for his sake. They are out there.

[BloodBrother]

Giants injureeeeeeeez

[V.I.P]

Calling me a virgin is like calling Barack Obama black.... It's not true.

I popped up right in time to find a new sig quote.......

[tjsunstein]

I expect this game to feature more 3 and outs, and a Giants victory.
Thus, I'm not sure why I'm still watching.

[scottyboy]

Well we need them. We've got Nicks, Stokley, Cruz, Devin Thomas and a banged up Hixon right now.

I can haz Sanu?

[BigBlueNorwegian]

Calling me a virgin is like calling Barack Obama black.... It's not true.

Calling a sig quote here.

EDIT:DAMN, too late :)

[ATLDirtyBirds]

James Laurinaitis is about a million times better than I ever thought he'd be.

[tjsunstein]

Well we need them. We've got Nicks, Stokley, Cruz, Devin Thomas and a banged up Hixon right now.

I can haz Sanu?
No... You can haz Michael Floyd.

[V.I.P]

Calling a sig quote here.

beat you to it

[scottyboy]

No... You can haz Michael Floyd.

I WANT SANU DAMMIT.
mmmm Sanu

[tjsunstein]

James Laurinaitis is about a million times better than I ever thought he'd be.
Wrestler's son to Pile Jumper to Legit LB to audibling Spags' defense to being good at it. The evolution of.

[jrdrylie]

Calling me a virgin is like calling Barack Obama black.... It's not true.

So you're a half-virgin? Care to explain to me what that means?

[tjsunstein]

I WANT SANU DAMMIT.
mmmm Sanu
That's 2013's draft.
Nicks, Floyd, Sanu.

[tjsunstein]

So you're a half-virgin? Care to explain to me what that means?
Just the tip.

[Breed]

haha, i like you guys! I think i'm gonna fit in right at homer her.

[tjsunstein]

The other play in the playbook, the 25 yard throw that draws PI.

[BigBlueNorwegian]

So you're a half-virgin? Care to explain to me what that means?

He tried, but he's not sure If He hit the right hole. Much like Knowshon Moreno when running the football.

[Nikolas]

I keep expecting a Manniception.

[Complex]

Gruden is a idiot, he blames Justin King for Stokely holding him

[scottyboy]

The other play in the playbook, the 25 yard throw that draws PI.

that's the beauty of signing Brandon Stokley.

Wow, awesome blocking.

[Rob S]

Hello, Robert Quinn.

[TimmG6376]

I love how Gruden completely ignored a valid point questioning the PI, so that he could continue giving a ******* to Stokely.

[ElectricEye]

Quinn is going to be pretty ******* good if no one blocks him.

[scottyboy]

I ******* love Bradshaw. love love love him

[tjsunstein]

And just like that, they run right at Quinn's side and succeed.

[Breed]

Gruden is a idiot, he blames Justin King for Stokely holding him

My tV is on mute, and i can't find my remote... guess that's a good thing.

[Nikolas]

Wow, I guess everyone decided someone else would make the tackle.

[tjsunstein]

I've never seen a less impressive blowout.

[Beano]

******* penalties, ******* mistakes, ******* *****.

Wonderful world of being a Ram fan made all the more enjoyable as its 3:43AM.

[Breed]

******* penalties, ******* mistakes, ******* *****.

Wonderful world of being a Ram fan made all the more enjoyable as its 3:43AM.

David beat Galiath

So i'm pretty sure you guys still have a chance to win...

[yodapoop]

I am so ******* sick of these damn announcers. I wanna punch them all in the damn face. Especially Tirico. Its so obvious he loves every ******* team on the east coast. It was the Pats this week, this week its the Giants. He is from ******* New York. And Gruden loves everyone when its every other ******* game. And yet, if the Rams make a great ******* play, its the Giants ******* up. I ******* damn hate **** **** ESPN. Damn mother ******* ass ****.

[yodapoop]

Ladi la la, any1 got any beer they wanna give me?

[tjsunstein]

The Rams line is getting beat so bad.

[BigBlueNorwegian]

I am so ******* sick of these damn announcers. I wanna punch them all in the damn face. Especially Tirico. Its so obvious he loves every ******* team on the east coast. It was the Pats this week, this week its the Giants. He is from ******* New York. And Gruden loves everyone when its every other ******* game. And yet, if the Rams make a great ******* play, its the Giants ******* up. I ******* damn hate **** **** ESPN. Damn mother ******* ass ****.


I feel bad for you Yoda, if the roles were turned in this game, my head would have exploded an hour ago.

[scottyboy]

Aaron Ross benched for Michael Coe. Jeebus.

Come on Prince, get back. We need you

[yodapoop]

I feel bad for you Yoda, if the roles were turned in this game, my head would have exploded an hour ago.

Yeah, it has haha. Half my vocab tonight has been a word that starts with F and its not fun.

[tjsunstein]

What is the point of this challenge again?

[yodapoop]

We're at the 30 u dipshit. U coached football Gruden, the Red Zone is the 20. U ******* dumbass.

[Finz99]

What is the point of this challenge again?

To watch Sam Bradford run for his life in slow motion 10+ times.

[tjsunstein]

To watch Sam Bradford run for his life in slow motion 10+ times.
And low budget car dealership commercials.

[soybean]

yoda, they aren't gonna talk up a team that's losing.

anyways, sophmore slump???

[scottyboy]

to give Justin Tuck and Giants D fantasy points and sacks!

[tjsunstein]

yoda, they aren't gonna talk up a team that's losing.

anyways, sophmore slump???
I don't think it's going to be a Bradford sophomore slump. He's actually progressed nicely, he just hasn't had the time.

[yodapoop]

yoda, they aren't gonna talk up a team that's losing.

anyways, sophmore slump???

But do they have to be on the dicks of a team that isn't playing that good?

And no, its not. Bradford is soooooooo not the reason we are losing.

[tjsunstein]

Better go for it on 4th down.

[scottyboy]

Antrel Rolle even takes **** angles when going after Sam Bradford.

[gpngc]

Wow how dumb was that. Waste a timeout. And it's a FG anyway. It's a 3 score game. So stupid.

[tjsunstein]

Anyone non-Giants fans rooting for them to get it?

[yodapoop]

I think any non Ram and non Giant fans are watching the Roast of Charlie Sheen. Hell, some Rams fans might be watching it. I am really thinking of turning it.

[Complex]

Rams should of signed Braylon Edwards, I like Mike Sims-Walker but he is inconsistent.I know Braylon is too but you know when he is on he is a #1 WR. I hate when teams don't give their young QBs weapons and expect them to win games by alone.

[tjsunstein]

I think any non Ram and non Giant fans are watching the Roast of Charlie Sheen. Hell, some Rams fans might be watching it. I am really thinking of turning it.
I missed the conversion because I was watching commercials in my attempt to watch the roast. And I'm back.

[yodapoop]

Yes, I get it....we've been in the red zone tonight. We've been bad in the red zone since 2003.

[tjsunstein]

I told you Danario Alexander would emerge.

[jrdrylie]

TD. One more of those and the Rams cover and I break even for the week!

[yodapoop]

HOLY ****! DO u BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. ITS ONE OF THOSE SIX POINT THINGS!

[Beano]

I ******* love me some DX.

[ElectricEye]

Well, on the bright side, Alexander looks like a legit NFL receiver and a weapon down the field. Just needs to stay healthy.

[soybean]

why didnt the rams sign randy moss?

[gpngc]

why didnt the rams sign randy moss?

Probably because he runs one route (also happens to be the one route Bradford doesn't throw much) and hasn't been able to contribute at all for three out of his last four teams. "Coincidentally" the one team he was good on had Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.

In other words, he's done.

[Beano]

That 3rd down, Cadillac Williams was alone coming out the backfield, easy first down. Yet we throw to the worst pass catching TE we have on the roster. :(

[tjsunstein]

I'm pretty sure the announcers know that nobody is watching the game at this point.

"Watch, he'll pin him inside the 10."

No punt at all.

[tjsunstein]

Bradford is sacked when the Giants DL barely look like they're trying rushing 4.

[Complex]

Wasn't Salas suppose to have sure hands?

[Breed]

I thought Sammy was goona put the team on his back, he let me down ;(

[Beano]

I'm slightly annoyed Danario didn't see the field more towards the end there, after his TD I'm not sure he saw a snap, and he was torching Ross/Cole/Whoever played RCB. Fingers crossed it was just bad decision making and not his knee playing up.

Still, week 1 we played **** and killed ourselves with some horrible mistakes, this week we played well and killed ourselves with some horrible mistakes. Progress.

[yodapoop]

I've had time to cool down, get some beef jerkey, a hug from a stranger in the hallway and a hobo on the street. I feel better. We played good enough to win, but we ****** up too much. Got the ball in the end zone and can't, can't, can't, can't, CAN'T turn the ball over. And thats the end. Congrats to the Giants.

[Go_Eagles77]

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[Giantsfan1080]

Boley already hugged it out with the intern.

[Go_Eagles77]

Boley already hugged it out with the intern.

Not accusing him of being a dick or anything, that's seriously the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[LonghornsLegend]

I get the feeling it's gonna be awhile before the Pats lose a game. They look like a 14 win team this season.

[Unbiased]

Figured I post this here because there's no week 3 thread yet, but the SB Nation writer for the Jags is reporting that Blaine Gabbert will start at Carolina.

[LonghornsLegend]

Reporting or predicting?