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Ness
10-24-2011, 01:12 PM
For me it's Corey Dillon or Jack Lambert.

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 01:18 PM
Look at those teeth. He looks like a homeless guy who would stab you in an alley.

http://korkedbats.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Chris-Johnson57580.jpg

I actually met John Henderson once when I was a Sophomore in high school He was a foot taller than me and probably triple my weight. He doesn't smile and he gets punched in the face to pump himself up. He is one scary dude.

http://www.raiders.com/assets/images/imported/OAK/photos/2010/06-June/061510Henderson-story.jpg

bantx
10-24-2011, 01:25 PM
Takeo Spike's neck

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 01:27 PM
Owen Schmitt. He busted open his own forehead just to prove how badass he is.

http://www.rebelsportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/owne-schmitt.jpg

DoughBoy
10-24-2011, 01:32 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VZ0-QV9ml2w/SoDEHyInx3I/AAAAAAAAA8o/J8GlmieDoxg/s320/ept_sports_nfl_experts-774453418-1249767238.jpg

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/andy-dalton-2011-ncaa-football-2011-rose-bowl-pY5zhx.jpg

Brown Leader
10-24-2011, 01:32 PM
http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/haynesworth-face-atlanta.jpg

killxswitch
10-24-2011, 01:37 PM
Imagine waking up in a prison cell with this guy looking at you.

http://www.azcentral.com/ic/sports/cardinals/cowboyspics/davis.jpg

CC.SD
10-24-2011, 01:49 PM
http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/al_davis_crypt_keeper.jpg

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 01:52 PM
http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/al_davis_crypt_keeper.jpg

Cheater! Al Davis was a coach, commissioner, and owner. The thread title clearly states football "player." Otherwise Al Davis would be the unanimous choice.

murdamal86
10-24-2011, 01:52 PM
I'd say big Mike Williams. Dude was just absolutely intimidating to look at due mainly to his size.

bucfan12
10-24-2011, 01:54 PM
Ndamukung Suh for me. I wouldn't **** with him

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 01:55 PM
http://dvtsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/aaron-rodgers-mustache-400x250.jpg

Only when he has the mustache. He looks like a man who might molest children with that thing resting on his upper lip.

niel89
10-24-2011, 02:06 PM
Lewis is just so damn intimidating. It's harder to see it now because he has so much media coverage that he seems nice, but earlier in his career he put fear in offenses.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0810/halloween.trick.or.treat/images/raylewis.jpg

I feel this picture must always be posted in these threads.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/e/0/e0dab-Bunkley.jpg

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 02:37 PM
Least scary player in football? Tom Brady.

http://hoffstrizz.typepad.com/.a/6a0128773aba66970c0148c6d42d22970c-800wi

MetSox17
10-24-2011, 02:38 PM
Lol yeah, Brodrick Bunkley's combine picture looks damn right scary. He looks like he just got out of the joint for shanking his parole officer with a toothbrush.

killxswitch
10-24-2011, 02:42 PM
Bunkley's neck is ****in weird.

thenewfeature06
10-24-2011, 02:45 PM
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/44/448787m.jpg

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/pitt/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/558237.jpeg


Clint Session <3

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 03:02 PM
http://newsone.com/files/2009/08/oj-simpson-smiling-murder-trial.jpg

J255979-11nine
10-24-2011, 03:06 PM
Corey Mays

http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_8121.jpg


I've always had a problem just looking at his bio/stats page. Those eyes are ******* terrifying.

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 03:13 PM
Reche Caldwell

http://archive.profootballtalk.com/RecheSurprised.jpg

ImBrotherCain
10-24-2011, 03:29 PM
I'd say big Mike Williams. Dude was just absolutely intimidating to look at due mainly to his size.

If we are going by size and not like fugly appearance then i present to you.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BHDpvhxF_CQ/TBob4LoJgvI/AAAAAAAADJU/Jg9fRpWIGzA/s400/laronlandryhz9.jpg

PoopSandwich
10-24-2011, 03:33 PM
Ted Washington in person, a baby saw him and started crying.

fenikz
10-24-2011, 03:35 PM
http://phoenix.fanster.com/files/2008/08/awilson.jpg

TheMorningZoo
10-24-2011, 03:37 PM
Corey Mays

http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_8121.jpg


I've always had a problem just looking at his bio/stats page. Those eyes are ******* terrifying.

Lol, as soon as I read the eye comment I thought of Reche Caldwell, and the next post was.... Reche Caldwell !

+ rep to both

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
10-24-2011, 03:38 PM
http://www.muscleprodigy.com/content/articles/home/patrick-willis-workout-1234.jpg

cvv84
10-24-2011, 03:40 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Pk49mVrUKD0/TKVmeL5PMTI/AAAAAAAADjg/WYS_jist650/s400/66-ray-nitschke.jpg

RaiderNation
10-24-2011, 03:47 PM
John Henderson looks like he will kill you, then eat you so I'm going with him

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 03:51 PM
Terdell Sands: If you asked me if he was an NFL player or a guy arrested for selling meth, I'd pick the latter.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0628/5395/108590_crop_340x234.jpg

Babylon
10-24-2011, 04:00 PM
http://newsone.com/files/2009/08/oj-simpson-smiling-murder-trial.jpg

Especially with a knife in his hands.

prock
10-24-2011, 04:40 PM
Especially with a knife in his hands.

You really ****** up that joke for everyone else. So much potential for a witty one-liner and you go with that...

+rep to whomever comes up with the best one liner for that picture.

niel89
10-24-2011, 04:45 PM
I can't think of one right now but this is always good for that

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/oj-has-99-problems.jpg

Iamcanadian
10-24-2011, 04:51 PM
Jack Tatum, Safety for the Oakland Raiders was the scariest players I ever saw and his play scared the heck out of every NFL WR who played during his era. You needed real guts to catch a pass over the middle when he was on the field.
Even when they show him today, he looks scary as h-ll in person.

tjsunstein
10-24-2011, 04:56 PM
Probably Jack Lambert.

FuzzyGopher
10-24-2011, 05:41 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iXNWDoTz_Ic/SsOwj7TQZqI/AAAAAAAAACg/SHsF2Qvtjpo/s320/Holley-Mangold.jpg

Babylon
10-24-2011, 06:16 PM
Jack Tatum, Safety for the Oakland Raiders was the scariest players I ever saw and his play scared the heck out of every NFL WR who played during his era. You needed real guts to catch a pass over the middle when he was on the field.
Even when they show him today, he looks scary as h-ll in person.

Jack Tatum looked like the kind of guy who was either going to be a menacing football player or a lifer behind bars, where he would have scared the #### out of the other inmates.

Breed
10-24-2011, 06:23 PM
jrdrylie is on a roll in this thread!

M.O.T.H.
10-24-2011, 06:25 PM
Is that Nick Mangold's sister?

tjsunstein
10-24-2011, 06:26 PM
jrdrylie is on a roll in this thread!
Taking the ass kissing route I see.

tjsunstein
10-24-2011, 06:27 PM
Is that Nick Mangold's sister?
I think you mean Holley Mangold. She has a name too!

M.O.T.H.
10-24-2011, 06:29 PM
Why would I know Nick Mangold's sister's name?

I just know she's a beast who plays football.

Splat
10-24-2011, 06:33 PM
http://i.usatoday.net/sports/gallery/2011/NFL/Hall%20of%20Fame/Finalists/roafwilliepg-vertical.jpg

Hawk
10-24-2011, 06:43 PM
I hate the Vikings but this guy used to eat Favre.

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/386845/john-randle_nc_large.jpg

Brent
10-24-2011, 06:59 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SBFQKt5eCRA/TR7L_oe0M3I/AAAAAAAAABA/VLKEuNd11r8/s1600/ronnie_lott.jpg

lol, who needs a finger?

Rabscuttle
10-24-2011, 07:04 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SBFQKt5eCRA/TR7L_oe0M3I/AAAAAAAAABA/VLKEuNd11r8/s1600/ronnie_lott.jpg

lol, who needs a finger?

I used to have a sweet picture of Guy McIntyre pulling in the open field, jowls flapping with those crazy eyes looking for some poor linebacker or db to eat.

CC.SD
10-24-2011, 07:09 PM
http://images.dailyfill.com/456d8f5a49ad4bab_baaae4c225ce505d_o.jpg

bored of education
10-24-2011, 07:26 PM
I met Jamie Nails in 1998, I am still ******** myself

jrdrylie
10-24-2011, 07:40 PM
jrdrylie is on a roll in this thread!

Thanks Breed... just for you I'll add two more.

If I'm a pregnant woman, the scariest looking player has to be Rae Carruth.

http://investigation.discovery.com/investigation/crime-countdowns/sports-star-crimes/images/rae-carruth-324x205.jpg

If I'm a college girl in a Georgia bathroom... This guy.

http://braindeadgroup.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ben-roethlisberger-drunk.jpg

BRAVEHEART
10-24-2011, 08:22 PM
http://shop.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/minnesota-vikings-jack-del-rio-181-score-95-american-football-nfl-trading-card-44808-p.jpg

SickwithIt1010
10-24-2011, 08:43 PM
http://www.peoples.ru/sport/football/dick_butkus/butkus_2.gif

Dick Butkus for sure.

Sloopy
10-24-2011, 09:28 PM
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Terrell+Suggs+Baltimore+Ravens+v+Carolina+WVb2I_Pa vXfl.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y-DbBvf7R5Y/TSxPhTNlewI/AAAAAAAAfnQ/VvZlfVOTs2g/s1600/0111stsuggs-a.jpg

http://thestartingfive.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/suggs-eli.jpg

http://www.vacaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/terrell_suggs.jpg

Ma'am, that dingo didn't eat your baby... T-sizzle ate your baby...

Timbathia
10-24-2011, 11:15 PM
Probably Jack Lambert.

Yes, the first google image that comes up for Jack Lambert is clearly the winner.

While I have no idea how scary he looks, I would love to see a highlight reel of Hardy Brown. There is something about a coach banning a player from his own team practices for fear of hurting other players that is kinda cool.

Surely the most scary player if you were on defense would have been Hines Ward. Not too look at, just having that gnawing fear in the back of your head that at any moment your helmet was about to be rearranged without any prior warning.

Sloopy
10-24-2011, 11:24 PM
Yes, the first google image that comes up for Jack Lambert is clearly the winner.

While I have no idea how scary he looks, I would love to see a highlight reel of Hardy Brown. There is something about a coach banning a player from his own team practices for fear of hurting other players that is kinda cool.

Surely the most scary player if you were on defense would have been Hines Ward. Not too look at, just having that gnawing fear in the back of your head that at any moment your helmet was about to be rearranged without any prior warning.

http://blog.cleveland.com/browns_impact/2008/09/Browns12.jpg

Guy watched his own father get murdered and died in 91 in a mental institution pretty scary although with the exception of the blood, doesn't exactly LOOK scary

tjsunstein
10-24-2011, 11:39 PM
http://clarenceworly.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jack-lambert.jpg

Borat
10-25-2011, 01:05 AM
http://newsone.com/files/2009/08/oj-simpson-smiling-murder-trial.jpg

"I told ya ... I'll choke a B!tch!"

Borat
10-25-2011, 01:09 AM
Also, to jrdrylie:

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8894/kaneklapqo6.gif

Wodwo
10-25-2011, 01:16 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/27yn7dx.gif

WMD
10-25-2011, 01:17 AM
TJ Slaughter.

http://tjslaughter.fanspace.com/28843.jpg

Im_a_Romosexual
10-25-2011, 01:23 AM
Larry Allen.

surprised he hasn't been mentioned

whatadai
10-25-2011, 04:00 AM
http://images.dailyfill.com/456d8f5a49ad4bab_baaae4c225ce505d_o.jpg

***** PLEASE!

http://cdn.uproxx.com/assets/images/352/352_5e6f40252fad52ae518e1636cef6610f.jpg

jrdrylie
10-25-2011, 08:26 AM
Torry Holt's hand

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/Torry%20Holt.jpg

Timbathia
10-25-2011, 03:34 PM
http://blog.cleveland.com/browns_impact/2008/09/Browns12.jpg

Guy watched his own father get murdered and died in 91 in a mental institution pretty scary although with the exception of the blood, doesn't exactly LOOK scary

I am pretty sure that is Otto Graham in that photo, just after Hardy Brown knocked him out.

fenikz
10-25-2011, 03:37 PM
Dockett also saw his mom murdered when he was like 12

Sloopy
10-25-2011, 09:20 PM
I am pretty sure that is Otto Graham in that photo, just after Hardy Brown knocked him out.

Hmm my mistake I only ever saw him as an old man on NFL films, could have been him and it was labeled as him haha.

ShutDwn
10-25-2011, 09:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/274CJ.jpg

fischbowl
10-25-2011, 09:36 PM
http://www.adamriff.com/images/jakeplummer.jpg

Paul
10-25-2011, 09:43 PM
http://dvtsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/aaron-rodgers-mustache-400x250.jpg

Only when he has the mustache. He looks like a man who might molest children with that thing resting on his upper lip.

Might?.....

OzTitan
10-26-2011, 12:30 AM
http://shop.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/minnesota-vikings-jack-del-rio-181-score-95-american-football-nfl-trading-card-44808-p.jpg

Dude still reminds me of Shooter McGavin.

The Alex
10-26-2011, 03:07 AM
Owen Schmitt. He busted open his own forehead just to prove how badass he is.

http://www.rebelsportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/owne-schmitt.jpg

Looks like a Ric Flair blade job.

http://www.rfgolds.com/Ric%20Flair%20Bloody%20With%20World%20Ttile-medium.jpg

gsorace
10-26-2011, 03:42 AM
http://www.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/7/9780061152177.jpg

Caulibflower
10-26-2011, 03:51 AM
I hate the Vikings but this guy used to eat Favre.

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/386845/john-randle_nc_large.jpg

On sacking the quarterback: "It's better than sex." Imagine a 290 lb man who has that in mind coming at you full speed.

VernonLawson89
10-26-2011, 04:19 AM
Big Mike Iupati

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/photo_images/457630/62300_NFL_Combine_Football.jpg

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2010/08/02/sp-49ers03_PH_iu_0502042416.jpg

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/89/896536.jpg

senormysterioso
10-26-2011, 04:56 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/016/037/71448889_display_image.jpg?1308078309
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/015/356/71414851_crop_650x440.jpg

I don't know if either still play, but the mere sight of these two use to keep me up at night. When I use to play madden I would edit them to make them 49 years old with like a 12 rating so that they would retire after 1 season.

jrdrylie
10-26-2011, 08:08 AM
Might?.....

Good point. A mustached Aaron Rodgers WILL molest your children.

killxswitch
10-26-2011, 09:11 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/016/037/71448889_display_image.jpg?1308078309
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/015/356/71414851_crop_650x440.jpg

I don't know if either still play, but the mere sight of these two use to keep me up at night. When I use to play madden I would edit them to make them 49 years old with like a 12 rating so that they would retire after 1 season.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

D-Unit
10-26-2011, 01:14 PM
That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
That was truly hilarious!

TitanHope
10-26-2011, 11:26 PM
Reggie White.

He ran a youth football camp in Chattanooga, and I went to it with some friends. The dude was a giant, and intimidated the hell out of me.

jsagan77
10-27-2011, 09:20 PM
Sean Taylor wasn't an ugly man but he was down right scary... No one wanted to come into his area when he was on the field. I'm honestly surprised he didn't severely injur someone on the football field with his vicious hits.

Matthew Jones
10-27-2011, 09:28 PM
I'd say the scariest player ever might have been Jack Tatum. He paralyzed someone and enjoyed it. Just a downright evil human being.

doingthisinsteadofwork
10-27-2011, 10:40 PM
I wouldn't say Jack Tatum enjoyed the fact Stingley was paralyzed. He came off as insensitive, but it was a clean hit.

I'd throw out Sebastian Janikowski, he's a kicker, but a big kicker. That and I hear growing up in Poland is quite different than America.

Rabscuttle
10-28-2011, 08:25 AM
I wouldn't say Jack Tatum enjoyed the fact Stingley was paralyzed. He came off as insensitive, but it was a clean hit.

I'd throw out Sebastian Janikowski, he's a kicker, but a big kicker. That and I hear growing up in Poland is quite different than America.

SeaBass is scary if you are a co-ed and realize you took a sip of an unattended drink, look up and see him lurking or another woman he has a problem with.

PACKmanN
10-28-2011, 09:25 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XqBjdZox3o4/ThiYkHBL_0I/AAAAAAAAFKA/NXPWjb6MmNU/s1600/Larry-Allen-football.jpg

Wootylicous
10-28-2011, 11:57 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I9Uxc-0cuLA/TNHKlsp0WkI/AAAAAAAAABA/wplXoOEsLV8/s1600/ndamukong-suh.jpg