What is the unsexiest thing a women could have?

[MP123]

The one on what's the sexiest part of a women is getting old.

[thule]

Hairy Arm's .... yuck
http://www.idiottoys.com/pics/hairyarms.jpg

[bsaza2358]

I'll go with AIDS.

[catcher_0_3]

That reminds me of the Bucking Bronco. In the middle of intercourse, you tell her you have AIDS and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. She will hate you afterwards, but it might be the funniest thing you ever do, atleast funny to yourself.

[Shane P. Hallam]

I'd go with Teeth

[bsaza2358]

That reminds me of the Bucking Bronco. In the middle of intercourse, you tell her you have AIDS and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. She will hate you afterwards, but it might be the funniest thing you ever do, atleast funny to yourself.

That also works with saying you boinked her sister, mother, or even father if you were being creative. It is a mildly funny move, but I don't know anyone with the stones to actually try it.

[bsaza2358]

I'd go with Teeth

Ha! Nice one.

[etk]

http://static.flickr.com/20/70771323_f03ae06a32.jpg

[Big Mike]

seriously i have to go with a crappy weave or double chin. Also when fat girls have that BIG LUMp around their vaginal area.

i also hate saggy breasts

[Michigan]

ugly face, easily

[bsaza2358]

seriously i have to go with a crappy weave or double chin. Also when fat girls have that BIG LUMp around their vaginal area.

i also hate saggy breasts

Ah, Big Mike is referring to the "Gunt". I do despise the gunt...

[bsaza2358]

ugly face, easily

Oh, so you'd be fine with a woman with a pretty face who was fat, had saggy boobs, cellulite, and a hairy crotchal region? You, good sir, are one flexible gentleman!

[thule]

Ah, Big Mike is referring to the "Gunt". I do despise the gunt...

never experienced it...does it allow for fun smashing?

[Philliez01]

Most likely a p-e-nis. Though it probably pushes the boundary of the topic title.

[terribletowel39]

adams apple.

but seriously thighs not touching in jeans. she has to have atleast enough meat on her bones for her thighs to touch when in jeans.

[terribletowel39]

never experienced it...does it allow for fun smashing?

unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.

[MaxV]

My credit card.

[bsaza2358]

never experienced it...does it allow for fun smashing?

The gunt is when there is a lot of fat, so there is a "pooch" below the waist. That leads to a general gum-drop shape and fat over the "bajingo". Merging the words 'gut' and 'see you next tuesday', you get the perfect term: GUNT.

[bsaza2358]

unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.

If you consider it a barricade to cash and prizes, you are one desperate SOB. I have a "no gunt" policy on my women.

[Boston]

Ha! Nice one.

Easily teeth.

[MP123]

Unattractive eyes.

[Freddy G]

teeth or ugly skin. Not necessarily acne, because that can dealth with, but bad texture, uneven color etc...

[DChess]

um fat, i mean alot of fat

http://www.ertra.com/temp/weekly/fat_lady.jpg

[bsaza2358]

I see a lot of you guys are saying that a woman with teeth is unsexy. That is weird to me. While I despise teeth during fellatio, I would like my date to be able to eat corn on the cob...

[Big Mike]

unfortunately no. it is just one of those things that is in the way. like a barracade to the cash and prizes.

good analogy

[etk]

^^^^

I'd tap the crevice between her arm and back all day....

[terribletowel39]

If you consider it a barricade to cash and prizes, you are one desperate SOB. I have a "no gunt" policy on my women.

woah, i am right there with you on the policy but you can't deny its potential to barricade the cash and prizes. it is centrally located to be in the way.

[Big Mike]

um fat, i mean alot of fat

http://www.ertra.com/temp/weekly/fat_lady.jpg

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[etk]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

No man think about how many different areas of her body you can stick it in!

[DChess]

No man think about how many different areas of her body you can stick it in!

yeah...........like her butt

[Big Mike]

No man think about how many different areas of her body you can stick it in!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwww

[terribletowel39]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwww

i can't really see how many crevices there are to poke at because i am at work but at quick glance, i am going to have to go with no. it still looks nasty, even if you couldn't get to the scrumdiliuptous, i wouldn't want to stick it in a fold between her big toe and cankle.

[DChess]

i can't really see how many crevices there are to poke at because i am at work but at quick glance, i am going to have to go with no. it still looks nasty, even if you couldn't get to the scrumdiliuptous, i wouldn't want to stick it in a fold between her big toe and cankle.

dude her butt




we are talking about a thermometer arent we?

[terribletowel39]

dude her butt




we are talking about a thermometer arent we?

haha you have fun with your thermometer and her butt. i'll stick with the not so roley poley looking ones.

[DChess]

haha you have fun with your thermometer and her butt. i'll stick with the not so roley poley looking ones.

i will but first i gotta make a stop at your mothers house

[thule]

Old chicks are so ugly

http://www.darchtimes.com/blog/mar2006/cindycindy.jpg

[terribletowel39]

i will but first i gotta make a stop at your mothers house

i stand corrected you do like the skinny ones. you will enjoy her. she is a good lay. :D

[DChess]

i stand corrected you do like the skinny ones. you will enjoy her. she is a good lay. :D

thanks, ur totally cool for letting me jump on that

[jackalope]

unibrow would be high on my list.

[thule]

My personal favorites

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/cindycrawford.jpg

[MP123]

seriously i have to go with a crappy weave or double chin. Also when fat girls have that BIG LUMp around their vaginal area.

i also hate saggy breasts

Yeah, for the first one my english teacher comes to mind. For the second one, that fat ugly woman who sang "don't ya" on American Idol.

[terribletowel39]

thanks, ur totally cool for letting me jump on that

haha no prob. i'm here for my fellow NFLDC posters.

[Shane P. Hallam]

I see a lot of you guys are saying that a woman with teeth is unsexy. That is weird to me. While I despise teeth during fellatio, I would like my date to be able to eat corn on the cob...


I think you answered your own question there.

[DChess]

2 things really turn me away from chicks

1. breathing
2. being human

[gbpackers0065]

My personal favorites

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/cindycrawford.jpg

then youll meet this man...........


http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051107/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg

[reigle9]

That also works with saying you boinked her sister, mother, or even father if you were being creative. It is a mildly funny move, but I don't know anyone with the stones to actually try it.

Is that a challenge? Chances are I'll be drunk and won't care so consider it done.

Oh wait, do you mean the father part? I think I'll go with the aids one because I most likely won't know if she even has a sister, mother, or father.

[NIN1984]

Man hands, some chicks have man hands and its nasty.

[thule]

Man hands, some chicks have man hands and its nasty.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper441/stills/x5d3lz9f.jpg

[UKfan]

Umm, the inability to have a conversation? I don't know, these looks things being quoted are pretty nasty, but if I can't talk to a chick. Hell no!

[gbpackers0065]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper441/stills/x5d3lz9f.jpg

was ann coulter hot to begin with?

[Beans]

A sense of individuality.


oh-HO!

[Green Bay Scat]

Chicks with hairy backs and arms just isnt attractive to me, but chicks with no soul isnt good ether, you know the bleached blonde, gum chewing and always on the cell phone that say, like, as if they were going to die if they didnt say it in a sentence. They just make me wish they could be hunted down and killed.

[Moses]

Biggest turn-off for me is a women who is a *****. Can't stand being around them.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

VPL

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[Shiver]

Lack of intelligence. Stupidity is something I cannot ignore, despite my hormonal preferences.

[Space Ghost]

Read the other thread for my opinion.

[Damix]

Man hands?

[VoteLynnSwan]

Ah, Big Mike is referring to the "Gunt". I do despise the gunt...

in these parts we call that a FUPA "Fat Upper ***** Area"

[Vikes99ej]

Tattoos bother me immensley.

[Acreboy]

Aside from STD's, i'll go with bad breath.

Man hands?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/91/300px-Seinfeld_s8e3.jpg

[DChess]

in these parts we call that a FUPA "Fat Upper ***** Area"

this is true, i have always known it as the fupa

[Tubby]

Most likely a p-e-nis

Beat me to it.

[detroit4life]

id have to say hair anywhere other than thier head



and i would agree with a ***** but that crosses the line from unsexy to just gross and id probly punch that thing out

[DChess]

id have to say hair anywhere other than thier head



and i would agree with a ***** but that crosses the line from unsexy to just gross and id probly punch that thing out

ew youd touch it

[cunningham06]

Chest hair no doubt

[ironman4579]

Well, other than STD's, like the gohnasyphaherpaclap, I'd have to go with alot of freckles. Some cute little freckles across the nose are fine, but when they're all freckled up, I can't stand it. This mostly applies to red heads however.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

Aids/Herpes/Diahrhea/Bad Gas in fact any gas whatsoever

[yodapoop]

A brain......

[EdReedUnstoppable]

Tattoos bother me immensley.

I couldn't disagree more, tattoos on a chick is sexy as all hell!!

[MP123]

Tattoos bother me immensley.

Just refrehsed my memory and I agree with you 100%.

[kalbears13]

One of those big gigantic noses with moles on it. Like the witches in fairy tales. Everyone should agree with me...

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I couldn't disagree more, tattoos on a chick is sexy as all hell!!
If they don't go overboard, yes..they can be sezy.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

My personal favorites

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/cindycrawford.jpg
If you guys only knew...

[kalbears13]

If you guys only knew...

where'd you guys find a picture of my sisters?!?!

[MP123]

I haven't seen this one on here, but I'm sure everyone will agree with me. A woman with a small head.

[MP123]

I couldn't disagree more, tattoos on a chick is sexy as all hell!!

Define sexy tattoo.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

I love tattoos I think they're beautiful so....... any tattoo.

[alexschnarr]

i'd say a stinky *****

[Caddy]

i'd say a stinky *****

lol

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[RyanLeaf#1]

i'd say a stinky *****


Thats hilarious.

[Ewing]

Probably a dick.

[therock6000]

a tail or webbed toes

[eacantdraft]

A female body builder with bulging muscles.

[ncst8fan83]

two words: nipple hair.

[bsaza2358]

I'm going to repeat my earlier statement of: AIDS...

[steelersfan43]

I'm going to repeat my earlier statement of: AIDS...
That dosnt really make them unsexy though, undesireable maybe, but It really isnt a physicle turn off, more of a, awww man shes gots the aids :(

[B-Dawk]

That dosnt really make them unsexy though, undesireable maybe, but It really isnt a physicle turn off, more of a, awww man shes gots the aids :(

if they have full blown aids they are not gonna look good physically either

[bsaza2358]

It's important you see... that this is not H.I.V...

But fullllll blown AIDS!!!!!!

[Jughead10]

It's important you see... that this is not H.I.V...

But fullllll blown AIDS!!!!!!

You beat me to it. I just saw this thread and I was gonna say the same thing. Secondary unsexy thing would be any additional STDs. I'd like the fact that my dick doesn't burn when I piss and I'd like to keep it that way.

[bigmac076]

I love tattoos I think they're beautiful so....... any tattoo.
the Tramp Stamp
http://www.tattoosunlimited.com/tattoo-designs/lower-back-tattoo.jpg

[bsaza2358]

You beat me to it. I just saw this thread and I was gonna say the same thing. Secondary unsexy thing would be any additional STDs. I'd like the fact that my dick doesn't burn when I piss and I'd like to keep it that way.

Agreed. Like that old Eddie Murphy routine, "With STD's these days, you're really gambling with your wedding tackle every time you have sex. Big money, big money, no whammy... DAMN!!! I crapped out. My d ick fell off..." That always cracks me up.

[ironman4579]

I swear, damn hippies ruined it for everyone. Free love my ass, we're all paying for it now aren't we? Can't have sex without seeing a chicks complete medical history, a blood test, and you still wrap it up like 9 times.

[Jughead10]

Agreed. Like that old Eddie Murphy routine, "With STD's these days, you're really gambling with your wedding tackle every time you have sex. Big money, big money, no whammy... DAMN!!! I crapped out. My d ick fell off..." That always cracks me up.

Ha I was thinking the same exact thing when I typed that post. "Doctor, what does it mean when fire shoot out your dick? I can't even pee on the side of my house anymore, I'll burn the $hit down"

[bsaza2358]

Delirious and Raw were flat amazing. Another favorite is when he does the scenario of Mr. T being homosexual: "Hey there, boy! You lookin' might cute in them jeans... Get over here and do me in the @$$! MMMMMMMMMM... Hey, slow down, suckah! You'll finish too quick. If you do that, I'll clench my butt cheeks and cut your d ick off...."

Brilliant. What the hell happened to Eddie Murphy?

[bigbluedefense]

Delirious and Raw were flat amazing. Another favorite is when he does the scenario of Mr. T being homosexual: "Hey there, boy! You lookin' might cute in them jeans... Get over here and do me in the @$$! MMMMMMMMMM... Hey, slow down, suckah! You'll finish too quick. If you do that, I'll clench my butt cheeks and cut your d ick off...."

Brilliant. What the hell happened to Eddie Murphy?

I loved the 80s Eddie Murphy. Delirious was hilarious. I loved his impression of Cosby too.

Buckwheat and Mr Robinson's neighborhood was classic too. Then...something happened...he's like Mike Tyson. Possibly the GOAT when you see him in the 80s/early 90s then the late 90s/00s come around and you keep waiting for the uppercut but instead all you get is whiffed roundhouses...

[remix 6]

a lot of good ones so far..how about a hairy back. eww

[TPFKA#1SaintsFan]

A pulse.

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[fischbowl]

My friend's hand stunk of ***** juice cocktail for weeks.

Body Hair is my personal turnoff.

[DChess]

My friend's hand stunk of ***** juice cocktail for weeks.

Body Hair is my personal turnoff.

interesting

[Staubach12]

Body Hair.

[jetsfan3]

Acne and body hair.

[bearsfan_51]

An opinion.

[cunningham06]

An opinion.

You have to be able to think to have an opinion, so I doubt that's a problem.

[bearsfan_51]

You have to be able to think to have an opinion, so I doubt that's a problem.

You couldn't be more wrong. 95% of America is legally ******** and they have opinions about everything.