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Caulibflower
12-07-2011, 01:09 AM
Probably the best line of text I've ever read on NFL.com, and the reason we all like Jared Allen.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d824cdac2/article/vikings-de-allen-cops-to-low-blow-on-exteammate-edwards?module=HP11_content_stream

Sloopy
12-07-2011, 01:12 AM
That's awesome but still... you should never punch a guy in the dick, no matter how funny that **** is... well maybe as long as it isn't me

Raiderz4Life
12-07-2011, 01:14 AM
Thats so funny...god gotta love jared allen

igglefanz
12-07-2011, 01:52 AM
The NFL would be a much better place if every team had at least one Jared Allen. As a person that went to school at Idaho State and partied a few times with Jared its really cool to see him doing so well and why I am such a Jared Allen backer.

And dont knock the lil 1-aa Idaho State. (( Yeah yeah we have had a few bad years as of late ~le sigh )) We have given the NFL a lil talent! Besides Jared Allen there is Merril Hodge, Dirk Koetter ((OC cordinator Jacksonville)) Marvin Lewis and Jeff Charleston (( backup DE saints))

CT Bronco Fan
12-07-2011, 03:12 AM
The NFL would be a much better place if every team had at least one Jared Allen. As a person that went to school at Idaho State and partied a few times with Jared its really cool to see him doing so well and why I am such a Jared Allen backer.

And dont knock the lil 1-aa Idaho State. (( Yeah yeah we have had a few bad years as of late ~le sigh )) We have given the NFL a lil talent! Besides Jared Allen there is Merril Hodge, Dirk Koetter ((OC cordinator Jacksonville)) Marvin Lewis and Jeff Charleston (( backup DE saints))

I'd keep that one to yourself.

lasse
12-07-2011, 06:15 AM
haha, come on dudes, he is not punching, thats just a friendly reminder. i bet both of them had a lot of fun with it.

Brent
12-07-2011, 06:16 AM
That's awesome but still... you should never punch a guy in the dick, no matter how funny that **** is... well maybe as long as it isn't me
Hits to the crotch are reserved for emergencies where you know you are going to get your ass kicked and just want to get away.

igglefanz
12-07-2011, 06:35 AM
I'd keep that one to yourself.

Here is what is bad I graduated from the same High school as him too. Trust me I think he is a moron too but was a tough player albeit not great one back in his day. have to respect him that much.

whatadai
12-07-2011, 01:04 PM
The diction is the best part of it.

eltwentyone
12-07-2011, 01:40 PM
http://thevikingage.com/files/2011/11/jaredpunch.gif

WMD
12-07-2011, 01:53 PM
You can punch my wangus all you want.. just don't punch my huevos.

prock
12-07-2011, 02:01 PM
I love this man.

Hawk
12-07-2011, 09:06 PM
Waiting for Goodell to fine him.....

phlysac
12-07-2011, 09:17 PM
He should've grabbed and pulled like Shaun Smith does.

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JeffSamardzijaIRISH
12-08-2011, 03:16 AM
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