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dhoomdon
12-28-2011, 05:20 AM
what is NFL draft ? please tell me.

TACKLE
12-28-2011, 06:39 AM
Well I could be wrong, but I believe NFL draft is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

onejayhawk
12-28-2011, 07:00 AM
It is a rather heavy beer. For the most part Americans prefer lager types, but the NFL has a number of fanatical devotees.

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Brothgar
12-28-2011, 07:03 AM
Guys don't be silly the NFL Draft is a special wind formation it is a mini tornado but it spins in the opposite direction. Very dangerous stay away from it!

BeerBaron
12-28-2011, 08:06 AM
It's a special kind of soup, made from spider eggs and caterpillar silk. It originated in South America in the pre-Columbian era and migrated north from there as European settlers hit the continent. Down south, they like to spice it up with hot sauce while in Kentucky, the add bourbon. Up in New England, they throw in some clams and Old Bay. Venison is also a popular addition. Word is, out in Cali, they are working on some Weed NFL Draft and are going to sell it in every corner store.

Brent
12-28-2011, 09:49 AM
The NFL draft is an annual event where galactic leaders come together to determine which species in our galaxy is the biggest group of jerks.

We (Earth) have been the winners for 23 consecutive years! Gliese 581 c was in the running a few years ago, but sadly our case that "bacteria can eat sh*t" wasn't a catchy slogan.

killxswitch
12-28-2011, 10:48 AM
It is the wind blowing out of my ass. It is also truth.

Shane P. Hallam
12-28-2011, 11:14 AM
It is a mystery to everyone...

AntoinCD
12-28-2011, 11:16 AM
It is a mystery to everyone...

Is that a direct quote from Dan Snyder?

BaLLiN
12-28-2011, 11:26 AM
are we playing balderdash?

LonghornsLegend
12-28-2011, 12:49 PM
I just thought it was another word for the jumbo container of oxy clean. In fact I'm pretty sure that's it.

bruschis4all
12-28-2011, 12:49 PM
It's when the 24 car gets up behind the 48 car and rides him.

SickwithIt1010
12-28-2011, 01:26 PM
are we playing balderdash?

Was thinking the exact same thing.

ellsy82
12-28-2011, 10:37 PM
what is NFL draft ? please tell me.

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whatadai
12-29-2011, 01:44 AM
The NFL draft is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
Swaggering boisterously.

ChiFan24
12-29-2011, 03:01 AM
It's the annual process through which the 32 teams in the National Football League select players that have ended their collegiate/amateur careers. The selection order is determined by the previous season's standings; the worst team has the first selection, the second worst team has the second selection and so on. The process repeats itself for seven rounds, with an additional 32 compensatory selections awarded to teams that lost expensive free agents the offseason prior. In total, there are 257 picks in each draft.

LOL right guys!?!?!?

killxswitch
12-29-2011, 07:42 AM
It's the annual process through which the 32 teams in the National Football League select players that have ended their collegiate/amateur careers. The selection order is determined by the previous season's standings; the worst team has the first selection, the second worst team has the second selection and so on. The process repeats itself for seven rounds, with an additional 32 compensatory selections awarded to teams that lost expensive free agents the offseason prior. In total, there are 257 picks in each draft.

LOL right guys!?!?!?

Thread RUINED.

BeerBaron
12-29-2011, 07:46 AM
He bolded the 257 which isn't possible. With the 32 comp picks, 32x8=256

ChiFan24
12-29-2011, 01:40 PM
Thread RUINED.

Please. Mine was just as wacky as everyone else's.

Phillysteeler
12-29-2011, 09:12 PM
The NFL draft is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
Swaggering boisterously.

His face is weatherbeaten
He wears a hooded sash
With a silver hat about his head
And a bristling black mustache

BeerBaron
12-29-2011, 09:57 PM
Please. Mine was just as wacky as everyone else's.

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ChiFan24
12-30-2011, 01:05 AM
f68VXKMZT1Q

Buzz is the only one that understands me.

TonyGfortheTD
12-30-2011, 03:03 AM
It's where you get sent to hell -Blaine Gabbert

descendency
12-30-2011, 04:03 AM
It's what the white man used to suppress the black man in the time of slavery. It was extremely effective in Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, and Alabama. Texas used it during their time as an independent country (on Mexicans that illegally crossed the border).

Tom Servo
01-01-2012, 04:19 PM
Its yet another method by which the cosmos tortures Clevelanders

armageddon
01-01-2012, 05:39 PM
It's a slit between a woman's legs that is covered in hair and has a fishy smell to it.