Exciting news in my life

[kalbears13]

So a lot of you probably haven't noticed but I have been absent from the forums for the past two weeks. The reason is because my computer broke so im doing this on my phone. Although I have been extremely productive, this isn't the exciting news.

Today our intramural basketball team, "Jumbacos" , won its first game. As a celebration we went to the local jack in the box. We all ordered Jumbacos and as I was the last one to get his food, was the last one waiting for his food. As I patiently waited, the cashiers says too me "hey you want to try something?" I say "sure". Then all of the sudden he whips out from behind the counter...

A ************* BACON SHAKE!!

I **** you not it tasted like bacon and it was amazing!! They will start advertising them in two weeks! **** I love America.

[TitansCJftw]

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[Ness]

Hmmmmm.....

[CashmoneyDrew]

I was certain this was going to be about the birthing of an illegitimate child. Oh well, I guess a bacon shake is exciting as well.

[Caddy]

I appreciate this thread Kal.

[TitanHope]

I was certain this was going to be about the birthing of an illegitimate child.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two things that popped into my mind were "Christ, Kal got someone pregnant," and "Guess he finally got close enough to sniff Emma Watson."

A bacon shake was a respectable 37th on the list. And you gotta feel good for it winning. A true Cinderella story.

[wogitalia]

I'll be honest... I thought you'd had the restraining order lifted by Emma...

Bacon shakes was not on my list at all, so in my book this was one of the upsets of the century.

[Brent]

that was not as awesome as I expected.

[CJSchneider]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two things that popped into my mind were "Christ, Kal got someone pregnant," and "Guess he finally got close enough to sniff Emma Watson."

A bacon shake was a respectable 37th on the list. And you gotta feel good for it winning. A true Cinderella story.

Count me in on that one as well. For once, bacon was actually a let down.

[Ngatachance92]

As hard as it is to admit, bacon does not go with everything. Bacon needs to stay away from the dessert game, even my inner Swanson is scratching his head on this one.

[A Perfect Score]

This was more awesome then I expected.

[CJSchneider]

Kal, I think you need to make this up to some of us.
You really need to go out and knock some chick up while drinking a bacon shake, of course, and report back to us.

[FlyingElvis]

Wow . . . that would be super exciting news if there was a Jack in the box anywhere in the Northeast. Thanks for nothing, dick.


;)

[hockey619]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two things that popped into my mind were "Christ, Kal got someone pregnant," and "Guess he finally got close enough to sniff Emma Watson."

A bacon shake was a respectable 37th on the list. And you gotta feel good for it winning. A true Cinderella story.

i was also positive that the cashier was gunna say 'emma watson is behind you.' this is kind of a letdown, and this is coming from bacons number 1 fan.

[DraftSavant]

This was more awesome then I expected.

QFT. fdgsdfgsdfgdsfgd

[eaglesalltheway]

I feel a little let down, I too was expecting a kid, however, that is still awesome, you should be proud.

[vikes_28]

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[Rabscuttle]

The icing on the cake for mission Morbidly Obese America.

[diabsoule]

I was expecting something exciting but a ******* bacon shake? I mean that's cool and all but this misleading headline is misleading.

[DraftSavant]

There is a clear bacon value disconnect amongst board members in this thread.

Tim Tebow's run this year and bacon are the only two things on planet earth that have ever made me question my atheism.

Also...bacon on sushi. It's amazing.

[Paul]

Outside of Breakfast. Bacon Sucks

[SuperMcgee]

Also...bacon on sushi. It's amazing.

^^^^^^^^^

And what's with everybody thinking there was a kid involved? Did you misread the title as "Terrifying news in my life" or did I miss the report on Emma Watson being kidnapped?

[prock]

Outside of Breakfast. Bacon Sucks

Wow, I expect better out of you guys. Disappointed by bacon? You all need to rethink your priorities. Sons, I am disappoint.

[DraftSavant]

Outside of Breakfast. Bacon Sucks

............

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[MetSox17]

You can add or wrap bacon to anything and it will make it 10x better. I too am wondering where the priorities of swdc stand.

[CJSchneider]

No one said they disliked bacon. I was just looking forward to hearing how Kal finally put a proverbial "bun" in some lucky girl's "oven". Had that story included bacon, now that would have been a damn good story.

[TACKLE]

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Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......

[MetSox17]

Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......

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[tjsunstein]

I will not drink my bacon.

[CJSchneider]

Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......

So you're telling me that given the option of listening to a tale of Kal's that included wild sex and eventual procreation or bacon, you would plug your ears and be, like "Screw you, Kal. I'm eating bacon!"

[Bulldogs]

Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......

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[ElectricEye]

I thought the cashier showed him his *****, personally. Having said that, it was pretty disappointing.

[kalbears13]

What's more exciting than a bacon shake? Think of all the people who lost their teeth and cannot eat bacon anymore. This is a goddamn savior.

PS I'm back on my computer! It's saved and now I have Windows 7. Took me long enough.

[TimD]

You can add or wrap bacon to anything and it will make it 10x better. I too am wondering where the priorities of swdc stand.

fact. i just made myself some bacon wrapped bbq pork chops and they are so damn good

[Ngatachance92]

Yes bacon does make most foods better, that's indisputable... But keep bacon away from desserts, it just doesn't go together.

[CJSchneider]

Yes bacon does make most foods better, that's indisputable... But keep bacon away from desserts, it just doesn't go together.

It's not that I feel that way at all. I just think that one of the few things that may be better than bacon (by itself), would be a story about kal impregnating a member of the opposite sex.

[Paul]

With his ***** wrapped in bacon.

[Ngatachance92]

....Do.....do you guys think fat bitches would be down with a bacon wrapped dong? Now, I wouldn't try it myself as hot grease anywhere around the royal sceptar is just too risky... But... Would any heffars actually enjoy it?

[bhaarat316]

Kal, how should I put this...if a bacon shake is the exciting thing in your life, uhhh hmmm well its time to start doing more exciting things. some legal, some not like snow off a naked women? Or tom boy-girl since u like emma watson. Start running with an asian gang? High speed chase, and then run away from the cops?

[CJSchneider]

It's not that I feel that way at all. I just think that one of the few things that may be better than bacon (by itself), would be a story about kal impregnating a member of the opposite sex.

With his ***** wrapped in bacon.

Pay attention!

[TACKLE]

So you're telling me that given the option of listening to a tale of Kal's that included wild sex and eventual procreation or bacon, you would plug your ears and be, like "Screw you, Kal. I'm eating bacon!"

Not all of us loved sportsfan's stories as much as you did, apparently.

[CJSchneider]

Such epic tales are what makes one a man and rank just above bacon. The only way they can be improved on is if they somehow include bacon, thus applying a synergistic effect to the story and the bacon.

[Jvig43]

I ******* love you Kal.

[cmarq83]

Kal there is a time and a place for everything, fortunately for you bacon fits every time and every place.