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Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:25 PM
Day 1

The Modjester (THATS ME!) stands in front of the assembled crowd.

"Good day, everyone! I see we're all ready for the day's events. Well, then, start competing for the right to be lynched."

Suddenly, there's a puff of smoke, and a box appears in front of the Modjester. The box is surrounded by monkeys.

"Hmm? What's this?"

The Modjester picks up the box and looks inside. He pulls out a big dispenser. And a whole lot of Banana Peels.

"Well. I'm not sure how exactly this happened, but it seems we have a great Banana Peel Dispenser in here. So let's have a little fun, shall we? While you're trying to Vote on who to kill, you can also Elect someone among you to have these fun little toys. You can't Vote for yourself as the day's lynch, but you can vote to Elect yourself."

And with that, the Modjester puts down the box, and readies himself for the day's shenanigans.


RULES:

- YOU CANT LYNCH YOURSELF
- NO TALKING OUTSIDE OF THE GAME
-NO CLAIMING WIN CONDITIONS. CLAIM YOUR ABILITIES AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. WIN CONDITIONS CLAIM = MODKILL.
- DONT QUESTION THE MODJESTER!
- PLAY TO WIN, HAVE FUN!
-THERE IS A SOFT LYNCH NUMBER AND A HARD LYNCH NUMBER. ONCE A SOFT LYNCH NUMBER IS REACHED THERE WILL BE A TIMER THAT RUNS DOWN. THE PERSON WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL THEN BE LYNCHED. IF THERE IS A TIE I HAVE PLANS FOR FUN GAMES THEN!


Players still not lynched yet:
Brodeur
UKfan
caddy
Goose
bulldogs
rob s.
deep
comahan
scotty
R4l
ibc
tackle


Players dead:

Woot - Lynchjester - Killed Day 1
Ngata - Inventjester - Killed night 1
vidae - Not a jester - Killed night 2
DG - Lawyerjester - Killed Day 3
Gonzo - Docjester - Killed night 3
beerbaron - Flavorjester - Killed day 4
Jbond - Demon - Killed day 4

19 people, 10 people to hard lynch, 6 to soft lynch

Also this game is kinda random so just have fun.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:25 PM
We can't let them win

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv258/sperzz/ginger.gif

Vote: DG

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:26 PM
Dont they win by getting lynched?

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:26 PM
First of all, I am NOT A JESTER!

Second of all, DG is too easy of a target. We should pick someone less obvious of sucktitude.

Third of all, elect meeeee! I led us to glory before, I will do it again!

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:27 PM
Fine whatever.

unvote: DG
vote: vidae

Rob S
04-18-2012, 09:28 PM
This game is gonna be really fun.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:28 PM
MODJESTER: Well Well There, Not Everyone Needs To Be Lynched To Win. Just Some!
Also Elect Someone To Receive The Dispenser!

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:28 PM
I already told you Caddy: I am NOT a jester!

Why would you vote for me?!

AND ELECT ME TO GET THE DISPENSER!

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:28 PM
Screw this...

Vote: Gonzo

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:29 PM
I already told you Caddy: I am NOT a jester!

Why would you vote for me?!

AND ELECT ME TO GET THE DISPENSER!

This is bologna... Town Leader :gtfo:

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:30 PM
I already told you Caddy: I am NOT a jester!

Why would you vote for me?!

I'm not falling for your tricks. By lynching vidae, you will save this cute puppy!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qLWBQHwPIn4/TxD5Ll8gq5I/AAAAAAAADOk/qXij-TzBBhU/s1600/tumblr_lw8blv62cm1qzmowao1_500.gif

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:30 PM
I elect vidae to get the dispenser. He likes banana shaped things

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:30 PM
I'm not falling for your tricks. By lynching vidae, you will save this cute puppy!

http://gifs.gifbin.com/112010/1288693067_cute-puppy.gif

Ugliest puppy ever cause of the error message

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:30 PM
Gonzo: 1 (IBC)
Vidae: 1 (Caddy)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 2 (Vidae, Shane)

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:31 PM
I elect vidae to get the dispenser. He likes banana shaped things

I LOVE banana shaped things!

ps I'm not a jester.

elect: vidae!

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:31 PM
I elect BeerBaron to get the dispenser!

Elect: BeerBaron

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:31 PM
Elect: Vidae

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:31 PM
Ugliest puppy ever cause of the error message

I know you are scum!

Unvote: Vidae
Vote: Jbond

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:33 PM
Vidae has the role where he has to say 'im not a jester' in every post.

http://i.toobnetwork.com/puppytoob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/funny-dog-pictures-goggie-gif-bye-bye-nao.gif

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 09:33 PM
I elect Vidae for obvious reasons!

And I hate you Caddy. :(

comahan
04-18-2012, 09:33 PM
Here ye, here ye, I do decree, by the light of thee, that the dispenser doth belong to me!

Rob S
04-18-2012, 09:33 PM
elect:vidae

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:33 PM
Gonzo: 1 (IBC)
Jbond: 1 (Caddy)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 4 (Vidae, Shane, rob s, DG)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 1 (Comahan)

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:33 PM
Vidae has the role where he has to say 'im not a jester' in every post.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/horoshanokage/GIFs/ICU.gif

I don't have that role, I just wanted to make sure people know I'm not a jester.

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:33 PM
Vidae has the role where he has to say 'im not a jester' in every post.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/horoshanokage/GIFs/ICU.gif

Do you have to just vote for 50 different people each day?

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:34 PM
Here ye, here ye, I do decree, by the light of thee, that the dispenser doth belong to me!

Ouch, sorry vidae. This wins

Unelect: vidae

Elect: Comahan

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:34 PM
Wow you guys are all ***** whipped by Vidae. Jesus.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:35 PM
Do you have to just vote for 50 different people each day?

I do not have that role.

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:35 PM
It's clear that he has to post images that aren't images, because that is all he has done. I don't get why there would be a role where I have to say "I'm not a jester" anyway, so maybe it's lying about stuff and posting images that don't work.

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 09:35 PM
Yea commie wins.

Unelect: vidae

Elect: Comahan

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:36 PM
Gonzo: 1 (IBC)
Jbond: 1 (Caddy)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 2 (Vidae, rob s)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 3 (Comahan, shane, Dg)

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:36 PM
It's clear that he has to post images that aren't images, because that is all he has done. I don't get why there would be a role where I have to say "I'm not a jester" anyway, so maybe it's lying about stuff and posting images that don't work.

Then why do you continue to say it? At this point I might lynch you on the premise that you keep freaking saying it.

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:36 PM
Wow you guys are all ***** whipped by Vidae. Jesus.

Yeah, listen to IBC, who wanted to be Town Leader last time and turned out to be a WEREWOLF! He's probably a Jester in this game! I'm NOT a Jester, so you should elect me. Don't elect someone who is obviously evil.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:37 PM
Elect Commie

http://michaelnorthrop.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/thumbs-up-chuck.gif

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:37 PM
Ehh screw this.

Unvote: Gonzo
Vote: Vidae

I cannot take this I am not a Jester crap

DeepThreat
04-18-2012, 09:37 PM
Elect Commie!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:37 PM
I do not have that role.

I don't believe you!

Vote: Caddy

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:38 PM
Ehh screw this.

Unvote: Gonzo
Vote: Vidae

I cannot take this I am not a Jester crap

Unvote: Jbond
Vote: Vidae

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:38 PM
Vidae: 2 (Caddy, IBC)
Caddy: 1 (Shane)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 2 (Vidae, rob s)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 5 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy)

6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:38 PM
Ehh screw this.

Unvote: Gonzo
Vote: Vidae

I cannot take this I am not a Jester crap

ROUND AND ROUND WE GO IBC! Where will all of this end? I think you'll end up being a Jester and it's clear to everyone here. You know I'm not a Jester, so I don't get why you're voting for me, but it's clearly ridiculous!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:39 PM
ROUND AND ROUND WE GO IBC! Where will all of this end? I think you'll end up being a Jester and it's clear to everyone here. You know I'm not a Jester, so I don't get why you're voting for me, but it's clearly ridiculous!

Vidae, are you a jester?

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:39 PM
I don't believe you!

Vote: Caddy

Jbond can't be trusted

http://gifdrole.com/gifsscarface/bv000021.gif

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:40 PM
Gonzo: 1 (IBC)
Vidae: 2 (Caddy, IBC)
Caddy: 1 (Shane)


6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

IBC has some supreme voting talent.

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:40 PM
Vidae, are you a jester?

Can't you read? It's obvious I'm not a Jester. Open your eyes!

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 09:40 PM
Elect:Vidae

Can I have the monkeys though?

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:41 PM
Can't you read? It's obvious I'm not a Jester. Open your eyes!

I'm still confused.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:41 PM
Vidae: 2 (Caddy, IBC)
Caddy: 1 (Shane)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 3 (Vidae, rob s, ngata)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 5 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy)

6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 09:42 PM
Why would you lynch him he's clearly trying to get lynched!

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:42 PM
I'm still confused.

I don't know what is confusing here.

IBC is OBVIOUSLY a Jester.

I am OBVIOUSLY NOT a Jester.

This isn't rocket surgery!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:42 PM
Unvote: Caddy

Vote: Woot

I want to kill a foreigner, but have to decide which one

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:43 PM
Why would you lynch him he's clearly trying to get lynched!

Because this game is essentially pointless and hes annoying :njx:

Mr. Goosemahn
04-18-2012, 09:43 PM
Elect: Commie!

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 09:44 PM
Because this game is essentially pointless and hes annoying :njx:

I thought that was the point!

ImBrotherCain
04-18-2012, 09:44 PM
I thought that was the point!

Well he is fulfilling his role perfectly

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:45 PM
Vidae: 2 (Caddy, IBC)
Woot: 1 (Shane)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 2 (Vidae, rob s)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 6 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy, Goosemahn)

6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 09:45 PM
I don't know why no one is trying to kill me yet. I clearly might kill or have sex with all of you by night time.

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:45 PM
IBC is just butthurt because he's a Jester and I'm not a Jester. Don't pay attention to him.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 09:46 PM
I thought that was the point!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zl97A8pt1r9h4heo1_500.gif

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 09:47 PM
I don't know why no one is trying to kill me yet. I clearly might kill or have sex with all of you by night time.

Then why would we kill you!

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:47 PM
Hey Hey Hey! What Do I See Here? 6 Elections Already? So The Soft Election Is Reached! If There Is No One With 10 Election Votes In 1 Hour, The Person With The Most Votes By Then Gets The Banana Peel Dispenser!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:48 PM
Come join me on the kill foreigners train!

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 09:48 PM
This is already confusion at its finest.. and I love it.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:49 PM
EVENT!

Suddenly there is something huge falling from the sky. It falls right towards deep. OH NO DEEP ISNT REALISING WHAT IS GOING ON! IT IS VIDAE'S GUN FALLING!

But IS THAT A FREAKING PENNY? Deep stops and is estatic and bows over. The GUN misses him completely.

And deep? He is sad. Wasn’t a Penny after all, just already chewed chewing gum.

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:49 PM
I give this trophy to the most special election winner ever:

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2973/commierc1.png

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:49 PM
Ok, Shane just joined my Jester list.

JESTERS:

Comahan
Shane
IBC (OBVIOUSLY)

I'm DEFINITELY NOT A JESTER, so I go on the NOT A JESTER LIST.

NOT A JESTER:

vidae

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 09:49 PM
I'm going to troll the **** out of this game.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 09:49 PM
vote: chewed chewing gum

saved his life. that's more than can be said about vidae!

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 09:50 PM
Elect me you ******* assholes, or have sex with me at night. DO YOU WANT ANAL SEX?

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:50 PM
EVENT!

Suddenly there is something huge falling from the sky. It falls right towards deep. OH NO DEEP ISNT REALISING WHAT IS GOING ON! IT IS VIDAE'S GUN FALLING!

But IS THAT A FREAKING PENNY? Deep stops and is estatic and bows over. The GUN misses him completely.

And deep? He is sad. Wasn’t a Penny after all, just already chewed chewing gum.

Vidae why do you have a gun!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:50 PM
EVENT!

Suddenly there is something huge falling from the sky. It falls right towards deep. OH NO DEEP ISNT REALISING WHAT IS GOING ON! IT IS VIDAE'S GUN FALLING!

But IS THAT A FREAKING PENNY? Deep stops and is estatic and bows over. The GUN misses him completely.

And deep? He is sad. Wasn’t a Penny after all, just already chewed chewing gum.

Unvote: woot

Vote: Deep

Fate demands it.

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 09:51 PM
I have no idea what I'm doing.

Vote: Bulldogs

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:51 PM
Vidae why do you have a gun!

It's for protection obviously, from all you Jesters. Us non Jesters (which includes me, because I'm not a Jester) need protection. Duh.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:52 PM
Vidae: 2 (Caddy, IBC)
Deep: 1 (Shane)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 2 (Vidae, rob s)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 6 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy, Goosemahn)
55 minutes left
6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

YOU CANT VOTE FOR YOURSELF!

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 09:53 PM
Vidae why do you have a gun!

Because he's black, duhhhhhr.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9t1Xe.gif

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:53 PM
I have no idea what I'm doing.

Vote: Bulldogs

I CALL ILLEGAL

- YOU CANT LYNCH YOURSELF

Unvote: Deep

Vote: Bulldogs

Mr. Goosemahn
04-18-2012, 09:53 PM
It's for protection obviously, from all you Jesters. Us non Jesters (which includes me, because I'm not a Jester) need protection. Duh.

You having a gun is rustling my jimmies.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:54 PM
Vidae: 2 (Caddy, IBC)
Bulldogs: 1 (Shane)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 2 (Vidae, rob s)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 6 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy, Goosemahn)
51 minutes left
6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:55 PM
why does brody keep bringing up anal sex

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 09:55 PM
Unvote: Bulldogs

Vote: Dead Horse

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:56 PM
The Modjester slaps Bulldogs.

BAD BULLDOGS! Only vote for people!

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 09:56 PM
Jimmies Jimmies Jimmies Jimmies

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 09:56 PM
why does brody keep bringing up anal sex

It's Brody, he always does that.

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 09:56 PM
Unvote: Dead Horse

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 09:57 PM
why does brody keep bringing up anal sex

I will do what I have to do.

vidae
04-18-2012, 09:57 PM
Bulldogs, do NOT vote for me instead of that horse. I am NOT a jester and I should not be lynched.

Rob S
04-18-2012, 09:57 PM
unelect: vidae

elect:commie

what's the world coming to that I'm putting a communist in power?

Rob S
04-18-2012, 09:58 PM
You having a gun is rustling my jimmies.

**** jimmy rustling

lynch:Goose

Caddy
04-18-2012, 09:58 PM
It's Brody, he always does that.

http://i.imgur.com/uwTsM.gif

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 09:58 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 2 (Caddy, IBC)
Bulldogs: 1 (Shane)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 1 (Vidae)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 7 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy, Goosemahn, rob s.)
45 minutes left
6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 09:58 PM
What is this.... strange mind control.....

Vote: Vidae

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 09:59 PM
vote: vidae


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vidae
04-18-2012, 09:59 PM
You guys are idiots! I can't believe you're voting for someone with ONE POST! HE IS A JESTER. I AM NOT A JESTER. ELECT ME!

comahan
04-18-2012, 09:59 PM
Who to lynch, im not sure! Contemplating choosing the first or second door! Behind the first is a heart so pure, though voting for his lynching might lead to war! Behind the second is quite the bore, a person whose posts cause me to snore! Who will it be, who to vote for? I shall shout my decision with a mighty roar!

LYNCH THE FOREIGNER! LYNCH HIM NOW! WOOT WILL BE KILLED, YES HE SHALL!

Vote/Lynch: Woot

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:00 PM
unvote: vidae


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Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 10:00 PM
Rhyming.... I like.

Elect: Commie

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:00 PM
Do it vidae

http://i.imgur.com/IPOiQ.gif

Rob S
04-18-2012, 10:00 PM
Who to lynch, im not sure! Contemplating choosing the first or second door! Behind the first is a heart so pure, though voting for his lynching might lead to war! Behind the second is quite the bore, a person whose posts cause me to snore! Who will it be, who to vote for? I shall shout my decision with a mighty roar!

LYNCH THE FOREIGNER! LYNCH HIM NOW! WOOT WILL BE KILLED, YES HE SHALL!

Vote/Lynch: Woot

If we are going to be lynching a canuck, why the **** isn't it APS?

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:01 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 3 (Caddy, IBC, bulldogs)
Bulldogs: 1 (Shane)
Woot: 1 (Comahan)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 1 (Vidae)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 8 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy, Goosemahn, rob s., bulldogs)
45 minutes left
6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:02 PM
i unvoted vidae.


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TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:03 PM
elect: vidae



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comahan
04-18-2012, 10:03 PM
If we are going to be lynching a canuck, why the **** isn't it APS?

He can be 2nd, poor guy gets killed first too often. But im totally down to just ridding the game of all foreigners first and foremost!

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:03 PM
i unvoted vidae.


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http://i.imgur.com/MagXO.gif

LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 3 (Caddy, IBC, bulldogs)
Bulldogs: 1 (Shane)
Woot: 1 (Comahan)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 2 (Vidae, tackle)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 8 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy, Goosemahn, rob s., bulldogs)
45 minutes left
6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:04 PM
THAT IS SMART TACKLE! I shall add you to the list of people who are NOT Jesters. You will join me on said list, as I am not a Jester too!

THE REST OF YOU ARE JESTERS AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED.

scottyboy
04-18-2012, 10:04 PM
holy **** **** this escalated quickly. hooooooly balls.

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM
Why you tttttttttttrippin tackle?

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM
THAT IS SMART TACKLE! I shall add you to the list of people who are NOT Jesters. You will join me on said list, as I am not a Jester too!

THE REST OF YOU ARE JESTERS AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED.

I'm a jester

http://i.imgur.com/OTQMv.gif

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM
Woooo jester game..i just got home

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM
Vidae quit getting your jimmies all rustled up.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MagXO.gif

Sir, that's a dove, not a ****.

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM
You can't prove anything, until you all wake up with sperm inside of you if I am not elected.

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM
No Caddy, I am pretty sure you are not a Jester. We have that in common you know, seeing as how I'm not a Jester either. We are friends in not being Jesters.

scottyboy
04-18-2012, 10:06 PM
I'm a jester

http://i.imgur.com/OTQMv.gif

YOUR MOTHER IS A JESTER.

boom

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:06 PM
No Caddy, I am pretty sure you are not a Jester. We have that in common you know, seeing as how I'm not a Jester either. We are friends in not being Jesters.

I love you.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:07 PM
You can't prove anything, until you all wake up with sperm inside of you if I am not elected.

That's a risk I think we're all willing to take.

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:07 PM
I love you.

The only people that don't love me are Jesters. Everyone else loves me for how much of a Jester I am not! It is that simple.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:08 PM
suddenly the modjester appears:

everyone who is just being annoying to get lynched, will get modkilled! No pure trolling! Trolling is no fun. Thats not like a jester at all! modkills = no win!

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:08 PM
suddenly the modjester appears:

everyone who is just being annoying to get lynched, will get modkilled! No pure trolling! Trolling is no fun. Thats not like a jester at all! modkills = no win!

http://i.imgur.com/m7A6i.gif

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:09 PM
That's a risk I think we're all willing to take.

Ah well, I still think Vidae is an evil jester troll bastard.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:09 PM
He can be 2nd, poor guy gets killed first too often. But im totally down to just ridding the game of all foreigners first and foremost!

I don't know how I missed this but I do not support this initiative. Commie seems a little too trigger happy. Keep an out or two for him and stay off his lawn.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:10 PM
Ah well, I still think Vidae is an evil jester troll bastard.

I can confirm that vidae is not evil.

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:10 PM
I can confirm that vidae is not evil.

No you can't. ******* jester.

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:10 PM
Who to lynch, im not sure! Contemplating choosing the first or second door! Behind the first is a heart so pure, though voting for his lynching might lead to war! Behind the second is quite the bore, a person whose posts cause me to snore! Who will it be, who to vote for? I shall shout my decision with a mighty roar!

LYNCH THE FOREIGNER! LYNCH HIM NOW! WOOT WILL BE KILLED, YES HE SHALL!

Vote/Lynch: Woot

I follow our leader, commie

Unvote: Bulldogs

Vote: Woot

comahan
04-18-2012, 10:11 PM
I don't know how I missed this but I do not support this initiative. Commie seems a little too trigger happy. Keep an out or two for him and stay off his lawn.

Am I Clint Eastwood?

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:11 PM
Ah well, I still think Vidae is an evil jester troll bastard.

vidae's trying so hard to look evil by trying so hard to look good that i think that he actually may in fact be good, if that makes any sense.

scottyboy
04-18-2012, 10:11 PM
rid us of unworthy foreigners!!

lynch wooty

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:11 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 3 (Caddy, IBC, bulldogs)
Woot: 3 (Comahan, Shane, scottyboy)

ELECTION:
Vidae: 1 (Vidae)
BeerBaron: 1 (IBC)
Comahan: 8 (Comahan, shane, Dg, deep, caddy, Goosemahn, rob s., bulldogs)
30 minutes left
6 Votes to soft, 10 to had lynch/elect.

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:11 PM
Brodeur, it is said that Jesters cannot read. That must be the case because I have informed the group more than once that I am NOT a Jester! And since you can't read that, I'm afraid I'll have to put you on my list of people who are DEFINITELY JESTERS.

Good day sir.

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:11 PM
I follow our leader, commie

Unvote: Bulldogs

Vote: Woot

You would blindly follow a "leader", typical Jester behavior.

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 10:12 PM
What are we electing?? I wanna run!!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:13 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2D6uu6hSwTs/TYHB9OdOIRI/AAAAAAAAAR4/jt7U0Gg-w4k/s1600/a12893_see_you_trolling.jpg

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:13 PM
You would blindly follow a "leader", typical Jester behavior.

Go talk about anal sex more!

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:15 PM
rid us of unworthy foreigners!!

lynch wooty

http://i.imgur.com/VOqhN.gif

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 10:17 PM
vidae's trying so hard to look evil by trying so hard to look good that i think that he actually may in fact be good, if that makes any sense.

Actually, I think that logic makes perfect sense in a game thats nonsensical.

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:18 PM
Go talk about anal sex more!

Don't think I won't remove your jester presence from endangering us more, you goddamn bleeding OSU fan jester. How do you sleep at night, jester? Do you sit there, planning your next move, just hoping to blindly follow more potential Jesters?

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 10:18 PM
lynch woot

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:19 PM
I'm 100% sure Brody is a Jester! I am not a Jester, in case you were wondering.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:20 PM
unvote vidae
vote brody

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:21 PM
I'm 100% sure Brody is a Jester! I am not a Jester, in case you were wondering.

I'm 100 percent sure you're a Jester.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:21 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 3 (Caddy, IBC, bulldogs)
Woot: 4 (Comahan, Shane, scottyboy, r4l)

The Modjester appears: Very nice Comahan! You just got yourself a banana peel dispenser. Have fun!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:21 PM
I'm 100% sure I'm sure of nothing

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:22 PM
Just imagine me coming out to this...

DclUvVgmosc

And you'll realize I'm just a totally pure soul.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:22 PM
vote:brody

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 10:22 PM
Brodie does seem more prone to buttsecks than usual.
Lynch:Broduer

comahan
04-18-2012, 10:23 PM
What am I sure of? Who can tell! Im certainly certain that im certainly svelte!

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/R5JhY.gif

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:23 PM
Brodie does seem more prone to buttsecks than usual.
Lynch:Broduer

Clearly this is a different game Ngata, which is why you're a Jester. If you can't even spell my username right, Jester.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:24 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 2 (IBC, bulldogs)
Woot: 4 (Comahan, Shane, scottyboy, r4l)
Brodeur 3 (Caddy, tackle Ngata)

6 to soft, 10 to hard lynch

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 10:25 PM
I want the hard one

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:27 PM
I want the hard one

I don't know why, but I'll trust this man right here. He's clearly not a Jester. Not sure about the rest of you Jesters though.

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 10:27 PM
Clearly this is a different game Ngata, which is why you're a Jester. If you can't even spell my username right, Jester.

My apologies for the misspelling, i will make sure they get it right on your headstone Jester!

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:28 PM
I know for a fact, Raiderz is a jester

Mr. Goosemahn
04-18-2012, 10:28 PM
I am not going to lie, I do not feel comfortable with constant threats of being anally raped.

Vote: Brodeur

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:29 PM
Almost everyone is a jester you fools! Try to find them mafia!

LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 2 (BC, bulldogs)
Woot: 4 (Comahan, Shane, scottyboy, r4l)
Brodeur 4 (caddy, ngata, tackle, goose)

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:31 PM
I'm not a Jester! At all! In case you guys were wondering if I was a Jester or not.

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:32 PM
I am not going to lie, I do not feel comfortable with constant threats of being anally raped.

Vote: Brodeur

I relented with my rape threats after the warning from Renji here, so I will not be doing any more rapes. And again, I never said rape.

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 10:32 PM
I think Vidae wants us to think that he wants us to think he is a jester, so we don't lynch him, because he is evil!

Vote: Vidae

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 10:33 PM
I know for a fact, Raiderz is a jester

what proof you got? I'll beat you with a koala bear!! No Brody Koala Bear's aren't actual bears.

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:33 PM
All Jesters do rapes. Brody threatened us all with rapes. It's clear he is a Jester.

vote : Brodeur

I can verify 100% that I am not a Jester though.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gSYEP.gif

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:34 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 2 (BC, bulldogs)
Woot: 4 (Comahan, Shane, scottyboy, r4l)
Brodeur 5 (caddy, ngata, tackle, goose, vidae)

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 10:34 PM
I don't know why, but I'll trust this man right here. He's clearly not a Jester. Not sure about the rest of you Jesters though.

After reading this i dont think he is a Jester anymore, hes Mafioso.

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:35 PM
I think Vidae wants us to think that he wants us to think he is a jester, so we don't lynch him, because he is evil!

Vote: Vidae

I have to agree with your thinking here.

Unvote: Brodeur
Unelect: vidae

Vote: vidae

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:35 PM
Stop voting for me vidae, I never said I'd rape anyone. I said there would be anal sex, which implied consensual because I find rape rather abhorrent as a non Jester. You, as a fake not Jester pretending to be a not Jester while being a Jester and going on enough to make people think you're not a Jester despite the fact that you're a Jester......basically, stop being a Jester.

vote: Vidae

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:35 PM
I am a jester

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:36 PM
How can I stop being something I'm NOT? I'm NOT A JESTER, I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES. IT FEELS LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE!

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 10:37 PM
How can I stop being something I'm NOT? I'm NOT A JESTER, I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES. IT FEELS LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE!

I don't trust a man that feels a need to reiterate something a thousand times.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:37 PM
I have to agree with your thinking here.

Unvote: Brodeur
Unelect: vidae

Vote: vidae
The election is over you fool!

LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 4 (BC, bulldogs, brodeur, tackle)
Woot: 4 (Comahan, Shane, scottyboy, r4l)
Brodeur 3 (caddy, ngata, goose)

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:37 PM
I have to, because you god damn Jester-wannabes aren't listening to me! I'm not a Jester! I'm not! If you kill me you're going to regret ittttttttttttttttt

comahan
04-18-2012, 10:38 PM
A Banana Peel Dispenser! What does it do? How will I know if I dont try it on you! But which person to test, who will it be? Oh that one is easy, ILL TRY IT OUT ON DG!

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:38 PM
The election is over you fool!

I am a fool. I think I may have elected a Jester. :(

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:39 PM
http://imgur.com/3hAbOhttp://i.imgur.com/Xtx78.gifhttp://imgur.com/r3Rb8

Mr. Goosemahn
04-18-2012, 10:39 PM
unvote: Brodeur
vote: Vidae

Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 10:40 PM
I'm not backing down on this Vidae. In case anyone was wondering though, I, unlike Vidae, am no Jester.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:40 PM
EVENT!

Comahan just threw a whole lot of banana peels at DG. But what is that? DG just eats them all. Comahan throws the dispenser. DG even eats that. Well I guess, DG is just one hungry fella!

Nothing more happens. There is now a monkey following DG though.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:41 PM
unvote: brody
vote: vidae

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 10:41 PM
I like Vid...in a creepy way.....so I no vote for vid

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:41 PM
Of course DG ate all the bananas

http://i.minus.com/ioeiq6CumcwwR.gif

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:41 PM
EVENT!

Comahan just threw a whole lot of banana peels at DG. But what is that? DG just eats them all. Comahan throws the dispenser. DG even eats that. Well I guess, DG is just one hungry fella!

Nothing more happens. There is now a monkey following DG though.

Ginger + Monkey? This is getting too crazy for me.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:41 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 6 (BC, bulldogs, brodeur, tackle)
Woot: 4 (Comahan, Shane, scottyboy, r4l)
Brodeur 1 (ngata)

The Modjester screams:
"SOFT LYNCH REACHED. The Person with the most votes at the end of today will get lynched!" When there is a tie, we will figure that fun scenario out!"

comahan
04-18-2012, 10:43 PM
I want the monkey! Why does DG get the monkey?! Id have kept it to myself if I knew there was a monkey!

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:44 PM
I can't believe it. I must be the only non Jester here. You're all Jesters, every single one of you! And I'm not a Jester! You're lynching someone who is NOT A JESTER! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

draftguru151
04-18-2012, 10:44 PM
I approve of this so hard.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:45 PM
Unvote vidae
Vote wooty

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:45 PM
Let's make a tie! Make it fun! Woot FTL!

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:46 PM
Let's make a tie! Make it fun! Woot FTL!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111217212504/glee/images/2/2e/Tobuscus_cool_story_bro_by_shadowdie9153-d4d86jd.gif

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:46 PM
LYNCH:
Goose: 1 (Rob)
Vidae: 5 (goose, BC, bulldogs, brodeur, tackle)
Woot: 5 (caddy, Comahan, Shane, scottyboy, r4l)
Brodeur 1 ( ngata)

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:46 PM
The people who voted me are clearly Jesters, and I am clearly not a Jester. It's so simple. It's so simple friends.

Caddy
04-18-2012, 10:47 PM
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vidae
04-18-2012, 10:49 PM
As the President and CEO of the "I'm not a Jester" fanclub, I can guarantee you that Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise is NOT a Jester.

DeepThreat
04-18-2012, 10:51 PM
I don't mean to pester, but can we be sure vidae is not a jester?

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:51 PM
:facepalm:

Caddy be trolling!

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:51 PM
I don't mean to pester, but can we be sure vidae is not a jester?

He told me he isn't a jester.

Gay Ork Wang
04-18-2012, 10:53 PM
i will be going to sleep, its almost 6am. i will be up in an hour just to close the thread. until then ttyl!

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:53 PM
Caddy is probably a Jester. All Australians are Jesters. Just like all Americans are not Jesters, so I'm not a Jester. See how that works?

scottyboy
04-18-2012, 10:54 PM
i have no idea what's going on right meow

TACKLE
04-18-2012, 10:54 PM
Caddy is probably a Jester. All Australians are Jesters. Just like all Americans are not Jesters, so I'm not a Jester. See how that works?

No, I don't see how that works.

Now stop getting distracted and watch Mad Men, Jesticles.

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:55 PM
i have no idea what's going on right meow

I'd vote you if I didn't want a tie.

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 10:55 PM
I don't mean to pester, but can we be sure vidae is not a jester?

Speaking in rhymes? That sounds like a total Jester thing to do to me.

Unvote:Lynch Brody
Vote:Lynch Deep

scottyboy
04-18-2012, 10:56 PM
I'd vote you if I didn't want a tie.

well that's incredibly rude of you good sir.

or is it?

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 10:56 PM
I was really hoping you had to say meow every post

scottyboy
04-18-2012, 10:58 PM
I was really hoping you had to say meow every post

****...does that mean I lose meow?

vidae
04-18-2012, 10:59 PM
Vote for me! I dare you! Kill the one person who is NOT a Jester, me! DO IT!

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 11:03 PM
I juanna be a jester

DeepThreat
04-18-2012, 11:08 PM
Speaking in rhymes? That sounds like a total Jester thing to do to me.

Unvote:Lynch Brody
Vote:Lynch Deep

Surely, sir, this is a test,
for I do not jest.
Yesterday, around mid day,
I saw vidae,
His skin brownish
Looking rather clownish.
We all know who to lynch.
It is, in fact, a cinch.
Kill the Chiefs fan,
He'll be here for but a brief span,
And the town will win
Once we're gone of this sin.

comahan
04-18-2012, 11:11 PM
Am I gonna have to issue a rhyming challenge? Cause ***** be stealing my stuff.

Rob S
04-18-2012, 11:14 PM
unvote: goose

vote: vidae

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 11:17 PM
unvote: goose

vote: vidae

Way to ruin the tie Rob. I hate you.

Raiderz4Life
04-18-2012, 11:20 PM
Surely, sir, this is a test,
for I do not jest.
Yesterday, around mid day,
I saw vidae,
His skin brownish
Looking rather clownish.
We all know who to lynch.
It is, in fact, a cinch.
Kill the Chiefs fan,
He'll be here for but a brief span,
And the town will win
Once we're gone of this sin.

My names R4L and I'm sexually attractive
Vid and Brody ask me how I do it
I say...just use proactive

Brodeur
04-18-2012, 11:23 PM
My names R4L and I'm sexually attractive
Vid and Brody ask me how I do it
I say...just use proactive

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Bulldogs
04-18-2012, 11:26 PM
Unvote: Vidae

Vote: R4L

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 11:41 PM
Renji said there were mafia, should we even be trying to lynch Jesters at this juncture? Isn't that what they want anyway?

Shane P. Hallam
04-18-2012, 11:42 PM
But should we kill the jester mafia?

Wootylicous
04-18-2012, 11:44 PM
What the...?! why the **** would someone want to lynch me ?!

Ngatachance92
04-18-2012, 11:46 PM
But should we kill the jester mafia?

This could be the most confusing game yet but I will admit the chaos has been awesome thus far.

Dr. Gonzo
04-19-2012, 01:40 AM
I still have no ******* idea what is going on after reading everything.

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 04:06 AM
People, people. Let's start some shenanigans! We have a tie! Well isnt that fun!

How do we clear this tie? I will send each of the two a certain word. It will be a normal english word. You guys just try to guess that word. Whatever word is mentioned first is going to determine who gets lynched! Are you ready? GO!

BeerBaron
04-19-2012, 05:52 AM
Sorry guys, this started up right as I was going to bed last night. I'll get caught up momentarily.

BeerBaron
04-19-2012, 06:08 AM
Vote: vidae

KILL ALL THE VIDAE!!

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 06:13 AM
The Modjester runs towards Beerbaron and slaps him hard.

Read my damn posts! ITS THE TIEBREAKER GAME NOW!

BeerBaron
04-19-2012, 06:16 AM
So we're to guess words?

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 06:18 AM
just randomly try to yell out words. they are pretty normal words.

Shane P. Hallam
04-19-2012, 06:33 AM
the is my guess

BeerBaron
04-19-2012, 06:40 AM
mug hat candle tv tape coffee counter phone speaker coaster notebook quill jeans boot book tool happy black red orange teal charm degree award lamp towel computer keyboard mouse desk table sink fridge banana orange hot controller meal snack remote shelf poop mirror!!

Shane P. Hallam
04-19-2012, 06:59 AM
clown king pink toilet is was next last forever computer shark?

BeerBaron
04-19-2012, 07:05 AM
bacon! bacon bacon bacon. Bacon! BACON!!

Board draft snake? Penny jelly bean!! Wall AIR!!!!!

Mr. Goosemahn
04-19-2012, 07:22 AM
Football, tie, friend, bed, sheets, paper, book, the, a, beer.

Ngatachance92
04-19-2012, 07:25 AM
Tacos, breasts, biscuits, vodka, dog, cat, hat, rat, bat, mat.

draftguru151
04-19-2012, 07:48 AM
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Wootylicous
04-19-2012, 07:53 AM
turntable sister absolute snack oreos author graffito

scottyboy
04-19-2012, 07:56 AM
meow meow meow. rutgers. meow. potato. scumbag steve.

ImBrotherCain
04-19-2012, 07:57 AM
Red, bull, face, feces, ball, dog, cat, monster, box, phone, call, text, spell, odd, strange, game, jester, stink, suicide, metal, black, window, paper, pen, pad, drive, car, bike, traffic, construction, accident, asshole, arrrrggghhhh

draftguru151
04-19-2012, 07:57 AM
What if we guess both words in the same sentence?

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 08:03 AM
the word that comes first wins.

ImBrotherCain
04-19-2012, 08:04 AM
I give up 10 char

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 08:05 AM
one is an animal, one is a tool or weapon

ImBrotherCain
04-19-2012, 08:05 AM
sword, tiger, axe, bear

Brodeur
04-19-2012, 08:06 AM
A large fish and a platypus.

draftguru151
04-19-2012, 08:06 AM
cow, chicken, duck, turkey, penguin, lobster, kangaroo, koala, dog, cat.

scottyboy
04-19-2012, 08:06 AM
cats that say meow. drill. hammer. banana. pineapple. wolf. orangutang. ewok.

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 08:10 AM
sword, tiger, axe, bear
Sword? Did you just say sword? Well how about that!

The Modjester pulls out a huge box. Opens it. There is a sword in there.

"Well let's use this!"

The modjester takes the sword, throws it away and clubs Tha_Wootster to death with the woodenbox.

Tha Wootster was a Lynchjester. He was a Lyncher who was also a Jester. Consequently, he was trying to get himself lynched while keeping his target alive to the end of the game. He was aligned with the Town, although does that really matter in this game?

Send in your night actions asap! Time window of 10 hours.

Note: Tha Wootster so far has a half win for getting lynched. Once his target survives the game, he gets his full win.

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 09:03 AM
Oh yea, No Lynch is not forbidden!

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 03:55 PM
And back we are! Lets do a rolecall. Is everyone still alive?

Oh no! I can see. One guy is missing.

Ngatachance has been killed!

Ngatachance was the Jesterventor! He made that Banana Peel dispenser. What a genius. But then again he really thought it would be fun to die at hand of his own inventions. Unfortunately he got killed by the mafia and therefore lost. He wouldve won if he got elected to one of his own inventions or got targeted by them. I guess no one is getting that Giant Woopie Cushion he has been working on!

Well let's go on then!

Raiderz4Life
04-19-2012, 03:56 PM
What a dumbass haha Only a jester would get killed by his own invention

Rob S
04-19-2012, 03:57 PM
This game is absurd. I don't even know.

draftguru151
04-19-2012, 03:57 PM
Awww no giant woopie cushion. :(

Gay Ork Wang
04-19-2012, 03:58 PM
What a dumbass haha Only a jester would get killed by his own invention
Oh no, he wasnt killed by his invention. That is why he unfortunately lost. He was killed by the mafia hitman! I can tell!

comahan
04-19-2012, 03:58 PM
DG im still jealous of the monkey following you around.

Raiderz4Life
04-19-2012, 04:00 PM
Oh...well...I misread....damn my dyslexia!!!

Dr. Gonzo
04-19-2012, 04:01 PM
Vote: Vidae