View Full Version : Ball St. players arrested (must read)

08-24-2012, 12:04 AM
For attempting to shop lift male enhancement pills. (http://deadspin.com/5937467/report-ball-state-players-caught-trying-to-shoplift-male-enhancement-pills)

20 seconds on the clock, and lets see how many jokes we can make.

-Cardinals are very self-concious about their peckers
-they were just hard up for cash
-Coach's speech about no softies in the locker room really struck a chord.
-Was it more of a stick up than a hold up?
-If a Ball State football game lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor.
-I guess that's the only way to get excited while watching a Ball St. game
-Newsome and Williams are stand-up guys

08-25-2012, 07:43 PM
One of my best friends is a starting guard at bsu, his name is Dan Manick. I just sent him a text with a couple of those jokes, so thanks for that lol.

Bert Macklin
08-25-2012, 09:03 PM
David Letterman should have fun with his almamater.