Borat
10-04-2012, 04:00 AM
Week 5:
Sunday, October 7, 2012
http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2012/1003/com_121003_nfl_CDDAccu_BUFSF/com_121003_nfl_CDDAccu_BUFSF.jpg
FYI: this is the best “matchup” banner I could find. People on the interwebz need to design these things faster … for me to then steal them.
Buffalo Bills (2-2)
At
San Francisco 49ers (3-1)
Location: The Stick
http://nfl49ers.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/100212-stick-header.jpg
Time: 1:25 pm pst
Line: SF -10
Announcers (FOX): Kevin Harlan and Solomon Wilcots
Well, I don’t know about you, but 34-0 feels a lot better than 13-24. Reminds me of my high school coach who said, “Winning. It’s better than losing.” 3-1 record was my preseason best case scenario so I’m cool with everything now that the loss has been erased from my short-term memory. Should be 4-0 dammit. Ugh, not completely erased.
So, my first inclination is to look at this:
http://prod.static.bills.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/BUF/photos/centerpiece-2012/October-2012/cordy-glenn-sidelined-cp.jpg
And then think about this:
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/15/16/22/3466393/3/628x471.jpg
Along with this:
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/14/62/73/3354336/7/628x471.jpg
And then I felt like this:
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/367813/20120930_ajw_aw8_276_standard_1349065496_730.jpg
The left side of the Bills line better bring it
I know there are so many of us that wanted the Niners to throw deep to Moss, but this isn’t quite what I had in mind:
http://l.yimg.com/iu/api/res/1.2/jgKQoMkLvO0mD7Vfx1v8dA--/YXBwaWQ9eXZpZGVvO2NoPTM0MTtjcj0xO2N3PTUxMjtkeD0xO2 R5PTE7Zmk9dWxjcm9wO2g9MzQxO3E9MTAwO3c9NTEy/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/Sports/AP_NFL/201209301255465183844-p2.jpg
Triple coverage? Just give me a damn fade to the corner of the endzone.
Speaking of Kaepernick, I absolutely loved getting him some reps. He’s quite a weapon. I hope they keep using him.
http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c1910342/media_center/images/static/media_box/49er3.png
So, I was planning on making a Super Mario reference. As in, look, the Bills signed Super Mario. Scarrrrrrrry. And then I remembered the Niners signed Super Mario also. It was at that point that I discovered that any player named Mario is pretty much obligated to be called Super Mario. Those are the rules.
And then I saw this:
http://headiesports.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bills-super-mario-bros.jpg
**** yeah.
The Niners dropped 245 rushing yards on the Jets. 245. So sexy. Won’t be so easy this week. Bills defensive front consists of this:
http://www.deargodwhyussports.com/uploads/2/1/9/7/2197555/5068428_orig.jpg
And this:
http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/blitz/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/4bca47_mario.jpg
Sigh. And this:
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/content/articles/2010/11/14/sports/pro/doc4ce08f2dd9f378416027891.jpg
Really? And this?:
http://media.oregonlive.com/nfl/photo/dwanedwardsjpg-02b705210a2d3a78.jpg
You gotta love that front. Could be a great defense in the making. It will be real interesting to see how the Niners’ line handles them. On that note …
Have these guys:
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/139875/20120523_kkt_bs4_038_standard_1348782454_730.jpg
Been better than these guys:
http://www.ksdk.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/111201043618_49ers%20O%20Line.jpg
I think I’d say yes. Actually, that’s been a helluva nice surprise
The Bills have 2 pretty darn good backs:
http://www.thepigskinreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cj-spiller-fred-jackson-120712-wide.jpg
And, as usual, it doesn’t matter. Niners run D is filthy.
So, I kinda, sorta, wanted the Niners to sign this guy:
http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2012/02/20/AP-Bills-not-expected-to-tag-Stevie-Johnson-C4116CVT-x-large.jpg
I know that wasn’t popular, but he was my plan B if the Niners couldn’t land Marques Colston. I wasn’t even worried about this:
http://evonsports.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/stevie_johnson-1.jpg
Or this:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb42wzs4Ei1qc63km.jpg
Or this:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/11/28/1128-steve-johnson-twitter.jpg
I don’t know what the hell I was thinking. I may or may not be Terry Donahue.
Hey, remember the Niners signed this guy:
http://www.bayareasportsguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Brandon-Jacobs-49ers.jpg
Looks like we’re gonna get our first look at him in real action. I’d love to see him and Kaepernick in the same backfield on a short yardage play. Would be hard for the defense to commit too much up the middle. Maybe they can exploit that for a big play.
And finally, I figured I’d get this guy into the gameday thread, because, well, because this might be the only time I can ever get this guy into the gameday thread:
http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2012/01/14/20/01/hu9F0.St.4.jpg
RJF. Played a great game against Mangold. Totally unexpected. Twas awesome. Sopoaga is still nursing an injury so we may see more of RJF.
Standings
NFC West
1. Arizona Cardinals (4-0)
2. San Francisco 49ers (3-1)
3. Seattle Seahawks (2-2)
3. St. Louis Rams (2-2)
AFC East
1. New England Patriots (2-2)
1. Buffalo Bills (2-2)
1. New York Jets (2-2)
4. Miami Dolphins (1-3)
Special Note:
http://www.csnbayarea.com/sportsnetBayArea/thumbnails/Sportsnet_-_Pacific_Associates/16/673/alex-smith-thumb.jpg
Sunday, October 7, 2012
http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2012/1003/com_121003_nfl_CDDAccu_BUFSF/com_121003_nfl_CDDAccu_BUFSF.jpg
FYI: this is the best “matchup” banner I could find. People on the interwebz need to design these things faster … for me to then steal them.
Buffalo Bills (2-2)
At
San Francisco 49ers (3-1)
Location: The Stick
http://nfl49ers.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/100212-stick-header.jpg
Time: 1:25 pm pst
Line: SF -10
Announcers (FOX): Kevin Harlan and Solomon Wilcots
Well, I don’t know about you, but 34-0 feels a lot better than 13-24. Reminds me of my high school coach who said, “Winning. It’s better than losing.” 3-1 record was my preseason best case scenario so I’m cool with everything now that the loss has been erased from my short-term memory. Should be 4-0 dammit. Ugh, not completely erased.
So, my first inclination is to look at this:
http://prod.static.bills.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/BUF/photos/centerpiece-2012/October-2012/cordy-glenn-sidelined-cp.jpg
And then think about this:
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/15/16/22/3466393/3/628x471.jpg
Along with this:
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/14/62/73/3354336/7/628x471.jpg
And then I felt like this:
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/367813/20120930_ajw_aw8_276_standard_1349065496_730.jpg
The left side of the Bills line better bring it
I know there are so many of us that wanted the Niners to throw deep to Moss, but this isn’t quite what I had in mind:
http://l.yimg.com/iu/api/res/1.2/jgKQoMkLvO0mD7Vfx1v8dA--/YXBwaWQ9eXZpZGVvO2NoPTM0MTtjcj0xO2N3PTUxMjtkeD0xO2 R5PTE7Zmk9dWxjcm9wO2g9MzQxO3E9MTAwO3c9NTEy/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/Sports/AP_NFL/201209301255465183844-p2.jpg
Triple coverage? Just give me a damn fade to the corner of the endzone.
Speaking of Kaepernick, I absolutely loved getting him some reps. He’s quite a weapon. I hope they keep using him.
http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c1910342/media_center/images/static/media_box/49er3.png
So, I was planning on making a Super Mario reference. As in, look, the Bills signed Super Mario. Scarrrrrrrry. And then I remembered the Niners signed Super Mario also. It was at that point that I discovered that any player named Mario is pretty much obligated to be called Super Mario. Those are the rules.
And then I saw this:
http://headiesports.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bills-super-mario-bros.jpg
**** yeah.
The Niners dropped 245 rushing yards on the Jets. 245. So sexy. Won’t be so easy this week. Bills defensive front consists of this:
http://www.deargodwhyussports.com/uploads/2/1/9/7/2197555/5068428_orig.jpg
And this:
http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/blitz/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/4bca47_mario.jpg
Sigh. And this:
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/content/articles/2010/11/14/sports/pro/doc4ce08f2dd9f378416027891.jpg
Really? And this?:
http://media.oregonlive.com/nfl/photo/dwanedwardsjpg-02b705210a2d3a78.jpg
You gotta love that front. Could be a great defense in the making. It will be real interesting to see how the Niners’ line handles them. On that note …
Have these guys:
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/139875/20120523_kkt_bs4_038_standard_1348782454_730.jpg
Been better than these guys:
http://www.ksdk.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/111201043618_49ers%20O%20Line.jpg
I think I’d say yes. Actually, that’s been a helluva nice surprise
The Bills have 2 pretty darn good backs:
http://www.thepigskinreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cj-spiller-fred-jackson-120712-wide.jpg
And, as usual, it doesn’t matter. Niners run D is filthy.
So, I kinda, sorta, wanted the Niners to sign this guy:
http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2012/02/20/AP-Bills-not-expected-to-tag-Stevie-Johnson-C4116CVT-x-large.jpg
I know that wasn’t popular, but he was my plan B if the Niners couldn’t land Marques Colston. I wasn’t even worried about this:
http://evonsports.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/stevie_johnson-1.jpg
Or this:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb42wzs4Ei1qc63km.jpg
Or this:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/11/28/1128-steve-johnson-twitter.jpg
I don’t know what the hell I was thinking. I may or may not be Terry Donahue.
Hey, remember the Niners signed this guy:
http://www.bayareasportsguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Brandon-Jacobs-49ers.jpg
Looks like we’re gonna get our first look at him in real action. I’d love to see him and Kaepernick in the same backfield on a short yardage play. Would be hard for the defense to commit too much up the middle. Maybe they can exploit that for a big play.
And finally, I figured I’d get this guy into the gameday thread, because, well, because this might be the only time I can ever get this guy into the gameday thread:
http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2012/01/14/20/01/hu9F0.St.4.jpg
RJF. Played a great game against Mangold. Totally unexpected. Twas awesome. Sopoaga is still nursing an injury so we may see more of RJF.
Standings
NFC West
1. Arizona Cardinals (4-0)
2. San Francisco 49ers (3-1)
3. Seattle Seahawks (2-2)
3. St. Louis Rams (2-2)
AFC East
1. New England Patriots (2-2)
1. Buffalo Bills (2-2)
1. New York Jets (2-2)
4. Miami Dolphins (1-3)
Special Note:
http://www.csnbayarea.com/sportsnetBayArea/thumbnails/Sportsnet_-_Pacific_Associates/16/673/alex-smith-thumb.jpg