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PACKmanN
04-02-2007, 06:25 PM
http://walterfootball.com/draft2007_APR.php

this guy mock is so funny and true.

Don Vito
04-02-2007, 06:29 PM
#24- New York Jets: Puberty
Frustrated that Chad Pennington, Eric Mangini and GM Mike Tannenbaum look like a trio of troublesome teenagers who loiter outside of a 7-11, the Jets have chosen to draft puberty, which is basically a compilation of nudie magazines, beer and Fat Actress DVD sets.


Haha. That had some pretty good ones.

islandboy843
04-02-2007, 06:36 PM
The Titans one was funny and dirty.

JF4
04-02-2007, 06:37 PM
Haha nice find.

Some of my personal favourites:

Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlisberger's Appendix, QB, UPMC Presbyterian Hospital

Jacksonville Jaguars: Fans

Cincinnati Bengals: Hannibal Lecter, DE, John Hopkins Medical Center

New York Giants: Olivia Manning, QB, Ole Miss

princefielder28
04-02-2007, 06:38 PM
Haha nice find.

Some of my personal favourites:

Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlisberger's Appendix, QB, UPMC Presbyterian Hospital

Jacksonville Jaguars: Fans

Cincinnati Bengals: Hannibal Lecter, DE, John Hopkins Medical Center

New York Giants: Olivia Manning, QB, Ole Miss

Yeah, those are pretty good! :)

SuperMcGee
04-02-2007, 06:43 PM
What is the deal with every joke mock not having the Bills!?

Jay
04-02-2007, 07:07 PM
#23 New England Patriots: Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech
"Why the heck did the 23 idiotic teams before us pass on this guy?" -- Bill Belichick.

#27 New England Patriots: None
"I don't need anyone else. The entire NFL stinks. My team is going 15-1 and winning the Super Bowl. Ha!" -- Bill Belichick.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Vikes99ej
04-02-2007, 07:12 PM
I laughed so hard when I saw the Tim Couch thing. The Vikings thing made me cry.

OSUGiants17
04-02-2007, 07:14 PM
lol at the NYG, NYJ picks and the Ravens pick.
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Ravens1991
04-02-2007, 07:21 PM
I got a good chuckle reading the Ravens one.

The Unseen
04-02-2007, 07:27 PM
Frustrated about his inability to sell out games no matter what, owner Wayne Weaver decided to draft every single illegal immigrant who crossed the border within the past 12 months. "We're happy to have these new people as our fans," gushed Weaver. "I don't really care if they can't speak English. I'm just happy to have them in our empty stadium."

That's cold.

draftguru151
04-02-2007, 07:44 PM
What is the deal with every joke mock not having the Bills!?

You guys are so boring no one can come up with a pick.

sweetness34
04-02-2007, 07:50 PM
What is the deal with every joke mock not having the Bills!?

Um because the Bills are the joke.

;)

Xiomera
04-02-2007, 07:54 PM
http://walterfootball.com/images/fball/lionsb_logo.gif Detroit Lions: Dwayne Jarrett, WR, USC http://walterfootball.com/college/USC_logo.gif
"Everyone's entitled to a second chance, and I believe that I'm not an exception to that rule," barked Matt Millen at reporters. "Look, I took Mike Williams and screwed up, OK? I believe this Dane Jarrett fellow will be everything Mike Williams was supposed to be. Believe me, I looked at his Pro Day numbers and I just knew." When asked why he didn't take Calvin Johnson, Millen simply had a confused look on his face and asked, "Who?"

Very nice . . . "Who?"

EdReedUnstoppable
04-02-2007, 08:18 PM
The Vikes pick is from Towson State which is 10 minutes from my house!!! Thats the only thing I took from the mock.

Tubby
04-02-2007, 08:32 PM
Best April Fools mock I've seen so far.

remix 6
04-02-2007, 09:25 PM
lol here are some i like

#3
#4
#6
#9
#15
#17
#19
#23(dont we pick 24? and 28? not 23 and 27)
#24
#29

SuperMcGee
04-02-2007, 09:46 PM
You guys are so boring no one can come up with a pick.

Boring enough to shut you out! OOOOOO!!

j05son
04-02-2007, 09:50 PM
lol here are some i like

#3
#4
#6
#9
#15
#17
#19
#23(dont we pick 24? and 28? not 23 and 27)
#24
#29

You didn't notice that the Bills didn't have a draft selection thus moving everyone after them up one spot...

dcarey20
04-02-2007, 09:56 PM
Carolina Panthers: Steve Smith, WR, USC

Mad at every single journalist who wrote that he should be fired, John Fox got revenge by drafting another Steve Smith who plays wide receiver. "I don't care if Steve Smith isn't as good as Steve Smith," shouted Fox. "If Steve Smith is almost as good as Steve Smith, or if Steve Smith is better than Steve Smith, then Steve Smith will start along with Steve Smith, but we will use Steve Smith in certain packages and we will use Steve Smith in other packages. Steve Smith will be our No. 1 and Steve Smith will be our No. 2."

my favorite

BigDawg819
04-02-2007, 10:55 PM
The Vikes pick is from Towson State which is 10 minutes from my house!!! Thats the only thing I took from the mock.

Yeah to bad no one told them its Towson University not Towson State. :D


The Steelers pick had me dieing!

Jimmy
04-03-2007, 06:51 AM
New York Giants: Olivia Manning, QB, Ole Miss
This was a special request from Eli Manning. Why did he want the Giants to take his mom? Let's listen: "I want mommy to protect me from the big bad coach who always yells like a meanie all the time," whimpered Manning. "Mommy won't let big bad coach yell at me anymore. I love my mommy."