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sweetness34
04-02-2007, 10:50 PM
Frogstomp tried to bring back Elisha Cuthbert, which I totally agreed with. And I know he's got my back on this one.

Who's with me....Noah should be sent to Mars and never allowed to set foot on earth again! He's a no talent, primal screaming, ugly ass, bucktooth, scraggly haired gangsta wannabee who is a cross between Sloth and Shrek.

I petition that he be banished from earth. Our society would be much better without this pathetic waste of space.

Sign Up Sheet:

1) sweetness34
2) hawkeyefan
3) thule
4) dhvf
5) VLS
6) frogstomp
7) yoda
8) boredofeducation

HawkeyeFan
04-02-2007, 10:52 PM
I sign the Petition, I absolutely hate him!

DHVF
04-02-2007, 10:52 PM
I firmly back this as he is the most annoying player to watch play the game of basketball. I would actually rather watch Michael Olowakandi play than him...and that's saying something.

VoteLynnSwan
04-02-2007, 10:52 PM
you're just a hater.





so am I, sign me up.

Ho0k Em'
04-02-2007, 10:53 PM
I Mother ******* Sign

frogstomp
04-02-2007, 10:53 PM
I'm actually too ******* angry to make an angry post. Most of you know me, insert one yourself.

Sign me up.

thule
04-02-2007, 10:54 PM
Listening to him talk was worse then just looking at him...sign me up.

yodabear
04-02-2007, 10:55 PM
Sign Me Up Immediatley!

bored of education
04-02-2007, 10:55 PM
I sign here

Im_a_Romosexual
04-02-2007, 10:59 PM
ugh theres only a few people I hate more

RyanLeaf#1
04-02-2007, 11:00 PM
Whoever drafts him will be highly upset that they wasted a pick on him. I'll say that much because Florida just showed they can win without him and he meant nothing to that team.

icantackleclaret
04-02-2007, 11:00 PM
signed!!!!!

draftguru151
04-02-2007, 11:01 PM
http://www.espn.go.com/media/ncb/2006/0403/photo/a_noah_275.jpg


Definitely add me on there.

PalmerToCJ
04-02-2007, 11:01 PM
Once he goes pro... I never have to watch him again.

sweetness34
04-02-2007, 11:01 PM
I'm gone for the night but please keep signing up. I'll update this list tomorrow. Gotta keep this thread alive, Noah needs to go!!

RyanLeaf#1
04-02-2007, 11:03 PM
Once he goes pro... I never have to watch him again.

Thats because either one you dont watch the NBA or 2 he will be on the bench the whole time in the NBA

GB12
04-02-2007, 11:04 PM
Once he goes pro... I never have to watch him again.

I feel sorry for the fans of what ever team picks him. I hope he goes to the Bulls though. I have a friend who's a Bulls fan and that would be nice to rub in his face.

PalmerToCJ
04-02-2007, 11:04 PM
Thats because either one you dont watch the NBA or 2 he will be on the bench the whole time in the NBA

I don't watch NBA... But who's to say you aren't right about him being on the bench lol

And yeah I do feel sorry for whoevers team drafts him.

j05son
04-02-2007, 11:05 PM
signed.
/10characters.

RyanLeaf#1
04-02-2007, 11:06 PM
I don't watch NBA... But who's to say you aren't right about him being on the bench lol

And yeah I do feel sorry for whoevers team drafts him.

He cant do nothin but rebound, and what 6 10 player in the NBA already cant do that. There is no reason this guy should even be in the top 10.

rainman
04-02-2007, 11:06 PM
Put me on the list.

Definitely not a guy I want the Bucks to take in the draft.

PalmerToCJ
04-02-2007, 11:08 PM
He cant do nothin but rebound, and what 6 10 player in the NBA already cant do that. There is no reason this guy should even be in the top 10.

I honestly do agree and I don't even hate him as much as others (despite being a fan of a rival team).

What makes him so well known is his emotion. He can get rebounds and put them back, but he doesn't warrant a lottery pick in my mind (I'm no NBA draft guru). Horford I do believe is capable of being a big contributor in the NBA, I was very impressed with him this year as a complete player.

Moses
04-02-2007, 11:09 PM
I think he'll be alright in the NBA but only as a role player off the bench. Therefore, he doesn't warrant anything but a later pick because he's not the type of player you want in your starting lineup.

RyanLeaf#1
04-02-2007, 11:11 PM
I honestly do agree and I don't even hate him as much as others (despite being a fan of a rival team).

What makes him so well known is his emotion. He can get rebounds and put them back, but he doesn't warrant a lottery pick in my mind (I'm no NBA draft guru). Horford I do believe is capable of being a big contributor in the NBA, I was very impressed with him this year as a complete player.

He obviously showed hes the better of the big men at Florida, but the shoters obviously carried the team. Oden crushed.

gang_green03
04-02-2007, 11:16 PM
Most annoying player in any sport.

Sign me up.

etk
04-02-2007, 11:16 PM
Sign me up as many times as possible! I LOVE YOU! +REP

yodabear
04-02-2007, 11:18 PM
DHVF made a really good point, but Noah got 9 STDs from goats and pigs.

BuckNaked
04-02-2007, 11:26 PM
Sign me up, there is nothing I hate more than Joakim Noah.

TitleTown088
04-02-2007, 11:28 PM
Has anyone actually ever met someone who liked him? I never have, he may be the most universely hated person on the face of the earth. Sucks to be him. Man I hope he goes pro so I will never see him play anymore.

Acreboy
04-02-2007, 11:29 PM
Frogstomp tried to bring back Elisha Cuthbert, which I totally agreed with. And I know he's got my back on this one.

Who's with me....Noah should be sent to Mars and never allowed to set foot on earth again! He's a no talent, primal screaming, ugly ass, bucktooth, scraggly haired gangsta wannabee who is a cross between Sloth and Shrek.

I petition that he be banished from earth. Our society would be much better without this pathetic waste of space.

Sign Up Sheet:

1) sweetness34
2) hawkeyefan
3) thule
4) dhvf
5) VLS
6) frogstomp
7) yoda
8) boredofeducation
Noah=2 NC titles

Everyone on that list=0

Noah>Everyone on that list

DHVF
04-02-2007, 11:30 PM
Has anyone actually ever met someone who liked him? I never have, he may be the most universely hated person on the face of the earth. Sucks to be him. Man I hope he goes pro so I will never see him play anymore.
While at the Elite 8 game last year between Villanova and Florida, Yodachu cheered like crazy for him. I for one have always hated him...Hence the reason he'll prolly be picked by the Wolves if they don't lose their pick to the Clippers.

BuckNaked
04-02-2007, 11:31 PM
Noah=2 NC titles

Everyone on that list=0

Noah>Everyone on that list

Get out of here.

GB12
04-02-2007, 11:32 PM
Noah=2 NC titles

Everyone on that list=0

Noah>Everyone on that list

Every one on that list=1000+ posts on here

Noah+0

Everyone on that list>Noah

etk
04-02-2007, 11:32 PM
Noah=2 NC titles

Everyone on that list=0

Noah>Everyone on that list


You can keep him from being lonely on Mars or whatever planet Noah is from. Get outta here!

yodabear
04-02-2007, 11:33 PM
While at the Elite 8 game last year between Villanova and Florida, Yodachu cheered like crazy for him. I for one have always hated him...Hence the reason he'll prolly be picked by the Wolves if they don't lose their pick to the Clippers.

That was last year before his ***** ass **** dance at the SEC tournament this year.

P-L
04-02-2007, 11:34 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2007/04/02/gators-florida-full.jpg

Doesn't that picture make you want to punch someone in the face.

Moses
04-02-2007, 11:37 PM
Man, Noah must cry himself to sleep at night. I bet he gets chirped so much. I remember last year after the NC he was saying how a bunch of girls kept calling him ugly all game.

RyanLeaf#1
04-02-2007, 11:37 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2007/04/02/gators-florida-full.jpg

Doesn't that picture make you want to punch someone in the face.

It makes me want to punch myself in the face. Did you hear him after the game we gonna do it big you dont know what that mean but we gonna do it big Gainsville knows what we mean but you dont know what that mean. I felt like hiring Lee Harvey Oswald.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-02-2007, 11:39 PM
Add me to the list.

RyanLeaf#1
04-02-2007, 11:40 PM
I want on the list.

Acreboy
04-02-2007, 11:40 PM
You can make keep him from being lonely on Mars or whatever planet Noah is from. Get outta here!
You can put together a comprehensive sentence.

Mad because all of you wish you had the athletic ability he does.

Grow up.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-02-2007, 11:41 PM
He can be more athletic than me I dont care.Im just glad I dont look like he does.

yodabear
04-02-2007, 11:43 PM
You can put together a comprehensive sentence.

Mad because all of you wish you had the athletic ability he does.

Grow up.

Athletic ability................ha, ha, ha....He ain't got ****.

Plus, thats not why we hate him, he is a cocky, arrogant, wannabe gangster that thinks he is better than everyone else when he prolly is the 5th best player on his team.

GB12
04-02-2007, 11:45 PM
You can put together a comprehensive sentence.

Mad because all of you wish you had the athletic ability he does.

Grow up.

Your sentences aren't any better.

This thread said nothing about him as an athelete. People hate him as a person, not an athelete. Well ok, a lot hate him as an athelete too but that has nothing to do with this thread. If you are going to be that way then you can't criticize any draft prospect, NFL player, etc. Just because we don't play doesn't mean we can't have opinions.

etk
04-02-2007, 11:45 PM
You can put together a comprehensive sentence.

Mad because all of you wish you had the athletic ability he does.

Grow up.

Joakim Noah isn't half the football player I am, or many others on the board I assume.

Acreboy
04-02-2007, 11:48 PM
It's sad when you can hate a person you've never met. I'm sure etk and everyone else whom i'm never going to meet or get proof from are far superior athletes and could make millions of dollars doing what the Pros do.

I'm out. This whole thread is pathetic.

GB12
04-02-2007, 11:51 PM
It's sad when you can hate a person you've never met. I'm sure etk and everyone else whom i'm never going to meet or get proof from are far superior athletes and could make millions of dollars doing what the Pros do.

I'm out. This whole thread is pathetic.

And I'm sure you love every athlete, actor, musician there is. You have done it too and if you say you don't then it is a lie.

yodabear
04-02-2007, 11:51 PM
It's sad when you can hate a person you've never met. I'm sure etk and everyone else whom i'm never going to meet or get proof from are far superior athletes and could make millions of dollars doing what the Pros do.

I'm out. This whole thread is pathetic.

Good Ridance

bearsfan_51
04-02-2007, 11:56 PM
In terms of pro potential, Noah reminds me a lot of Anderson Varejao and I wouldn't be suprised to see him have a similar career. He would be a good deal in the late 1st for a playoff team that needs an energy guy off the bench.

DHVF
04-03-2007, 12:04 AM
In terms of pro potential, Noah reminds me a lot of Anderson Varejao and I wouldn't be suprised to see him have a similar career. He would be a good deal in the late 1st for a playoff team that needs an energy guy off the bench.
Yeah, I agree completely. Like you said, he provides a good amount of energy as well as rebounding and defensive ability. Unfortunately though, he gives his team very little offense and I only see that offense going down in the pros, as he won't get those tip ins. I just don't see the potential offensively in his game to warrant anything other than a late first round selection. Definitely not top 5 like some have had him going.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-03-2007, 12:09 AM
It's sad when you can hate a person you've never met. I'm sure etk and everyone else whom i'm never going to meet or get proof from are far superior athletes and could make millions of dollars doing what the Pros do.

I'm out. This whole thread is pathetic.
Ive never met Kerry Collins but I hate him.Is that sad?

DHVF
04-03-2007, 12:10 AM
Ive never met Kerry Collins but I hate him.Is that sad?
Yeah it is. You are just jealous that you aren't as talented as Kerry. (note the sarcasm in this post)

Chucky
04-03-2007, 12:10 AM
In terms of pro potential, Noah reminds me a lot of Anderson Varejao and I wouldn't be suprised to see him have a similar career. He would be a good deal in the late 1st for a playoff team that needs an energy guy off the bench.

but he isprojected top 10 and the National CHampionship game will only raise his stock

DHVF
04-03-2007, 12:12 AM
but he isprojected top 10 and the National CHampionship game will only raise his stock
Come on now, give scouts more credit than that. Simply winning a game doesn't elevate your stock, when you played horribly during it.

McBain
04-03-2007, 12:20 AM
i love joakim noah. in an unrelated story, was i the only one who thought his mom was kinda hot?

bearsfan_51
04-03-2007, 12:21 AM
but he isprojected top 10 and the National CHampionship game will only raise his stock
Could be, but this is the NBA draft. Even picks around 9-12 aren't that big of a deal and anything below that is more often than not just a role player.

locseti
04-03-2007, 12:28 AM
Signed. Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

critesy
04-03-2007, 12:28 AM
sign me up? i wanna be cool

thetedginnshow
04-03-2007, 12:37 AM
Can't stand the guy.

thetedginnshow
04-03-2007, 12:39 AM
Oh and for whomever was saying his mom is hot in that other topic, I still really don't think so.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2006-04/22732145.jpg

Green Bay Scat
04-03-2007, 12:40 AM
Noah reminds me of Sanjia or however you spell it, and they both have NO TALENT. ps sign me up NOW. pss that thing where he cried in his girlfriends arm=lame. Ian Johnson proposing after a win=super ultra BESTEST SWEET

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 12:44 AM
Ehhh sign me up. But I still hate Josh McRoberts and Chris Paulus more then Noah!

Shiver
04-03-2007, 12:48 AM
Count me in.

Green Bay Scat
04-03-2007, 12:50 AM
Hey sweetness, i love the sig man, Juice Williams would be the "most improved" player next year, if they ever had one. Juice=home grown goat

WMD
04-03-2007, 12:53 AM
WHAT???

Joakim Noah is THE MAN!

You're all FIRED!

thetedginnshow
04-03-2007, 12:55 AM
Noah reminds me of Sanjia or however you spell it, and they both have NO TALENT. ps sign me up NOW. pss that thing where he cried in his girlfriends arm=lame. Ian Johnson proposing after a win=super ultra BESTEST SWEET

That was pretty much his mom, not girlfriend.

soybean
04-03-2007, 12:55 AM
he thinks he's gangsta, which is just ridiculous.

B-Dawk
04-03-2007, 12:57 AM
please sign me up, I hate this guy so much, i mean he cant even shoot the basketball right.

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 01:01 AM
He looks like the ugly chick from high school........





http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0314/pg2_g_noah_275.jpg

yourfavestoner
04-03-2007, 01:02 AM
Chomp, chomp, chomp.

Paul
04-03-2007, 01:15 AM
If he goes before Horford or Brewer, something is terribly wrong.

The rest of the gators are alrite, but Noah is just annoying.

ElectricEye
04-03-2007, 02:03 AM
Emphatic signing. All Noah does is run around, make dramatic faces, and scream. It's annoying.

edgrenade
04-03-2007, 02:06 AM
SIGN ME UP! Noah is so overrated, and is just a high energy player. Most of all he is one the the most ugly people on the planet.

edgrenade
04-03-2007, 02:08 AM
Ehhh sign me up. But I still hate Josh McRoberts and Chris Paulus more then Noah!

I really like Josh McRoberts, the only thing is that he has all of that talent, yet doesn't get the numbers.

socaldude
04-03-2007, 05:04 AM
Sign Me Up! When I Read The Title Of This Thread, I Was Already Sold!

RaVeNFaNaCtIc
04-03-2007, 06:51 AM
please sign me up. This guy thinks he is a gangsta and the best player on the Gators, when all he does is run around screaming and making faces at other people.
http://www.gatorgallery.com/albums/albun39/Image10.jpg
cant wait to see him go up against Greg Oden

jets future
04-03-2007, 06:57 AM
i wanna banish ja rule but i dont think that will work. well we schould atleast put joakim in his actual habbitat, in a jungle

al horford goes 18 Pts 12 Rebs, 3 Assists 2 blk
while joakim noah goes 8 pts 3 reb 0 blk

but i still see joakims gorilla self on the cover of yahoo sports

eacantdraft
04-03-2007, 07:12 AM
I take it he is not gansta enough for Frogstromp. Froggy likes his men to be ganstas, like Jake Moss.

SeanTaylorRIP
04-03-2007, 08:04 AM
Add me first.

ccB
04-03-2007, 08:06 AM
please sign me up. This guy thinks he is a gangsta and the best player on the Gators, when all he does is run around screaming and making faces at other people.
http://www.gatorgallery.com/albums/albun39/Image10.jpg
cant wait to see him go up against Greg Oden

He went against Oden last night.....

The Unseen
04-03-2007, 08:26 AM
Sign me up, brother.

bigbluedefense
04-03-2007, 08:46 AM
Sign me up. I can't stand him. How on EARTH is he projected as a top 15 pick?????!!!

I wouldn't take his talentless ass in the 2nd round. He is easily the most overhyped player in college basketball. I see absolutely nothing out of him that warrants any type of praise.

eacantdraft
04-03-2007, 09:14 AM
And he's French too. Another thing to add to the hate factor.

jriles0522
04-03-2007, 09:34 AM
im goin john hancock on this ****

sign me up

RaVeNFaNaCtIc
04-03-2007, 09:43 AM
He went against Oden last night.....
no i meant in the NBA and in the future cause i've heard many people say he is much better than him. *cough*jagsfreak123*cough*

cardsalltheway
04-03-2007, 09:56 AM
no i meant in the NBA and in the future cause i've heard many people say he is much better than him. *cough*jagsfreak123*cough*

Many? You mean like three?

jag
04-03-2007, 10:05 AM
I don't care for him much...

TitleTown088
04-03-2007, 10:07 AM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2007/04/02/gators-florida-full.jpg

Doesn't that picture make you want to punch someone in the face.
If by someone you mean Noah, then yes I do.

yourfavestoner
04-03-2007, 10:12 AM
no i meant in the NBA and in the future cause i've heard many people say he is much better than him. *cough*jagsfreak123*cough*

Well, your first problem is that you took something that jagsfreak said seriously...

ccB
04-03-2007, 10:42 AM
As much as I dislike Noah, I hope he drops to 20 to the Wiz. I dont think he's top 5 caliber like many think. But I do think he has late Lottery-mid draft value. Hey hes a better prospect than McRoberts.

SeanTaylorRIP
04-03-2007, 10:49 AM
As much as I dislike Noah, I hope he drops to 20 to the Wiz. I dont think he's top 5 caliber like many think. But I do think he has late Lottery-mid draft value. Hey hes a better prospect than McRoberts.

Ruffin, Haywood, Etan, Noah, ew, a bunch of idiots who couldn't finish but of course if he was there at 20 Wizards would take him.

TitleTown088
04-03-2007, 10:58 AM
im goin john hancock on this ****

sign me up

John Hancock? It's Herbie Hancock, haha.

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 11:20 AM
Holy crap, I never thought it'd be this big. Thanks for all the posts guys.

And for those of you defending Noah. The reason people don't like him is A) He thinks he's really good B) He screams after everything he does on the court, hell he probably screams after answering a question right on a test C) When he says things like he did in the postgame, it just makes you want to punch him in the face D) He didn't do jack crap in that game and yet he's talking crap E) His game is as ugly as his face

I'll get that lis updated ASAP when I get back from work tonight. Thanks fellas. :D

Ravens1991
04-03-2007, 11:38 AM
I am down.

Pit Bull #53
04-03-2007, 12:52 PM
Sign me up!

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3267/noahmachineck5.gif

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 12:54 PM
Sign me up!

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3267/noahmachineck5.gif

Ok that will give me nightmares!

KCJ58
04-03-2007, 12:57 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvQbQUv9qBw
How can u not hate him

KCJ58
04-03-2007, 01:03 PM
Horford is way better than Overrated Noah

FlutiesDropKick
04-03-2007, 01:07 PM
i'd like in on this

the_legend_killer
04-03-2007, 01:18 PM
Sign me up. BTW, what the hell was he trying to say during the award speech last night. Something about "Nobody understands what i'm saying....?"

SeanTaylorRIP
04-03-2007, 01:20 PM
Sign me up. BTW, what the hell was he trying to say during the award speech last night. Something about "Nobody understands what i'm saying....?"

He said that they are gonna party all night long and "only his boys know what he means." Please they locked him in his hotel room first. If I were Horford or Brewer how could I get the girls with this ugly tranny tagging along.

Sly
04-03-2007, 01:21 PM
I can't stand the dude so much I came out of lurker mode to sign up.

Notredameleo
04-03-2007, 01:31 PM
Sign me up

P-L
04-03-2007, 01:35 PM
Here are some related links:

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=12#S=12&F=1737&T=315176

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265252446

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2223698493

Big Mike
04-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Sign Me Up

edgrenade
04-03-2007, 03:23 PM
So... basically everyone wants him banned.

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 03:24 PM
So... basically everyone wants him banned.

Looks that way doesn't it?

Big Mike
04-03-2007, 03:25 PM
He said that they are gonna party all night long and "only his boys know what he means." Please they locked him in his hotel room first. If I were Horford or Brewer how could I get the girls with this ugly tranny tagging along.

...doing that dance too

gbpackers0065
04-03-2007, 03:56 PM
put me on the list

Ravens1991
04-03-2007, 04:10 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvQbQUv9qBw

^^^^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bengals1690
04-03-2007, 04:15 PM
if he goes, can we send a basketball with him so i can still laugh when i see him try to do a crossover?


sign me up.

nvot9
04-03-2007, 04:57 PM
Dude's ugly as hell, I'll give ya that, but he's a damn good b-ball player. You don't see many 6-11 guys these days who are quick and have good hands like him.

Also, sorry bout ur sig sweetness. I haven't had comp access for like 2 weeks, but I tried to get someone at MRGD to make you a sig and noone would, so I kept asking and asking and obviously someone finally did so thanks to DHVF for that and sorry bout ur sig.

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 05:06 PM
Dude's ugly as hell, I'll give ya that, but he's a damn good b-ball player. You don't see many 6-11 guys these days who are quick and have good hands like him.

Also, sorry bout ur sig sweetness. I haven't had comp access for like 2 weeks, but I tried to get someone at MRGD to make you a sig and noone would, so I kept asking and asking and obviously someone finally did so thanks to DHVF for that and sorry bout ur sig.

Noah is a good college basketball player. But not much more than that. He's a good defender, he's tough, he's high energy, and he can run the floor. But he's not much of a pro prospect at all. He has no post moves, he's uncoordinated on offense, he's out of control, he's got no touch, he's got terrible form on his jump shot, he's not very strong...Like I said, whoever drafts him before the #20 pick should be shot in the face. I see a poor mans Anderson Varajaeo (sp?). At least Anderson has some offensive ability.

princefielder28
04-03-2007, 05:08 PM
put me on the list!!!! :)

VoteLynnSwan
04-03-2007, 05:25 PM
you'd probably have been better off making a list of people who DON'T want to banish Noah from the Earth... probably be much easier that way.

SeanTaylorRIP
04-03-2007, 05:25 PM
I have to post a couple from that site P-l listed, dem UCLA fans are funny, to bad Florida owned them past 2 years, lol:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c120/sonofwestwood2002/noah.gifhttp://img262.imageshack.us/img262/285/noahkv1.gifhttp://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w201/noahdancer2/noah-fish.gif

SeanTaylorRIP
04-03-2007, 05:26 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w201/noahdancer2/man-beast.jpg
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w201/noahdancer2/donovan-porn.jpg

JF4
04-03-2007, 05:31 PM
Sign me up,

I ****** hate Joakim Noah

RaVeNFaNaCtIc
04-03-2007, 05:34 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvQbQUv9qBw

^^^^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao /10 words

Big Mike
04-03-2007, 05:38 PM
is there a Hate Noah club on face book?

etk
04-03-2007, 05:38 PM
Here are some related links:

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=12#S=12&F=1737&T=315176

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265252446

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2223698493

Here ya go Big Mike

Big Mike
04-03-2007, 05:39 PM
lmao /10 words

lmao, i like the way he doesnt care about what people think though. i admire that 1 trait from him

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 05:43 PM
lmao, i like the way he doesnt care about what people think though. i admire that 1 trait from him

When he's alone and has quiet time he sobs about the fact that everyone hates him.

asmitty45
04-03-2007, 05:46 PM
im in, i hate noah, and cant wait to see him SUCK in the NBA

Big Mike
04-03-2007, 05:49 PM
i dont know why but i feel sorry for him at the same time. i think that after he's labeled a bust his life will take a turn for the worst

jag
04-03-2007, 07:57 PM
Can't let this thread slide so far down.

Xiomera
04-03-2007, 08:15 PM
Joakim Noah is a joke of a human being.

Boston
04-03-2007, 08:17 PM
Cute. Noah gets his own thread.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-03-2007, 09:59 PM
Im just wondering why I havent been added to the list.

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 10:02 PM
Im just wondering why I havent been added to the list.

Because I haven't had the time to read through it and get everyone down. Basically everyone who's posted so far besides AcreBoy has said they hate Noah...I'll try and update as soon as I can. But right now, I gots ta go and study some sociology.

Frogstomp, could you help me out a bit buddy? :D We're doing social mobility, feminism, intragenerational mobility, institutional discrimination, and assimilation. Pretty interesting actually.

P-L
04-03-2007, 10:08 PM
is there a Hate Noah club on face book?

How about the "If I saw Joakim Noah burning in a car accident: I would piss on his face" group?

Hurricane Ditka
04-03-2007, 10:15 PM
Add me, one more person to hate won't hurt.

bored of education
04-03-2007, 10:16 PM
He might be the only two time NCAA champ b-ball player that is still a virgin

TCU
04-03-2007, 10:17 PM
I laughed so hard when i saw this thread. Amazing stuff.

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:18 PM
i hate him, i actually hate the whole city of gainesville :(

i wanna be on the petition

neko4
04-03-2007, 10:19 PM
Wooo go Joakim Noah

Smokey Joe
04-03-2007, 10:20 PM
:eek: Sweets... you shoulda known to have added me right away... You think you know someone, and then they pull this on ya...

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 10:23 PM
:eek: Sweets... you shoulda known to have added me right away... You think you know someone, and then they pull this on ya...

Sorry Smokey. But ever since you left for HD, I feel like I don't know you anymore. :(

cunningham06
04-03-2007, 10:27 PM
I hate Noah, sign me up as well.

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:29 PM
you gotta update that list sweets

Starvsnr
04-03-2007, 10:33 PM
I don't know a thing about college basketball, so why do you guys hate him? I want to hate him to.

BuckNaked
04-03-2007, 10:38 PM
Maybe this is exactly what Noah wants. He will build off of attention, either positive or negative and turn into an even bigger, louder, uglier, wannabe gangster monster.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3267/noahmachineck5.gif

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 10:38 PM
I don't know a thing about college basketball, so why do you guys hate him? I want to hate him to.

Search through this thread for Ghettosermon's animations and that will be reason enough to hate him! :D

DHVF
04-03-2007, 10:39 PM
I don't know a thing about college basketball, so why do you guys hate him? I want to hate him to.
http://www.gatorgallery.com/albums/albun39/Image10.jpg

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-03-2007, 10:49 PM
dont know if this has been posted already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zAjh9yNtrM&NR=1

Starvsnr
04-03-2007, 10:53 PM
The "Oh my god" reaction in that one interview on ESPN just did it for me.

Smokey Joe
04-03-2007, 10:57 PM
Sorry Smokey. But ever since you left for HD, I feel like I don't know you anymore. :(

I never left you for the attention power hungry monster HD!!! :eek:

The_Dude
04-03-2007, 11:00 PM
I don't even follow college basketball and i hate the guy.

Great idea.... sign me up.

ElectricEye
04-03-2007, 11:00 PM
The win in this thread is off the winometer.

islandboy843
04-03-2007, 11:00 PM
Maybe this is exactly what Noah wants. He will build off of attention, either positive or negative and turn into an even bigger, louder, uglier, wannabe gangster monster.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3267/noahmachineck5.gif

I was going to say that since he "loves the hate".

P-L
04-03-2007, 11:01 PM
dont know if this has been posted already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zAjh9yNtrM&NR=1

"Joakim Noah was the first Transvestite to play in and NCAA men's basketball game."

lmao http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

Acreboy
04-03-2007, 11:02 PM
Eh, what the hell.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/Acreboy/noahj.jpg

DChess
04-03-2007, 11:02 PM
"Joakim Noah was the first Transvestite to play in and NCAA men's basketball game."

lmao http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

i thought that video was a little too over the top

jag
04-03-2007, 11:03 PM
dont know if this has been posted already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zAjh9yNtrM&NR=1

That made me cry.

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 11:07 PM
"Joakim Noah was the first Transvestite to play in and NCAA men's basketball game."

lmao http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

That had me in tears! :D The ending was genius!

ElectricEye
04-03-2007, 11:14 PM
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/asailer/faces_of_noah.JPG
The faces of Noah.

Ravens1991
04-03-2007, 11:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5hq_IqHlOU&NR=1


Noah posterized.

Bigbadbob72
04-03-2007, 11:29 PM
count me in. I ******* hate his ass and I wanna see him cry after he loses a big game. That would be the day.

TheChampIsHere
04-04-2007, 12:38 AM
Joakim Noah is a beast

alexschnarr
04-04-2007, 10:03 AM
I'm just glad he did't go pro last year, i fear my raps may have drafted him...thank god

jets future
04-04-2007, 10:12 AM
Eh, what the hell.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/Acreboy/noahj.jpg
you know who really looks like the caveman on the gico commercial is mikkie moore of the new jersey nets.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070319/capt.c141cb3abcd349ce8515ba0eb96cc636.clippers_net s_basketball_era110.jpg

Zyro_1014
04-04-2007, 03:24 PM
sign me up......guys a *****

bored of education
04-04-2007, 04:07 PM
He might be the only two time NCAA champ b-ball player that is still a virgin


Bored of Education has the right to quote himself when ever he damn wants!

NickBam
04-05-2007, 02:41 PM
Signed. I hate Joakim Noah with a passion.

Sly
04-05-2007, 02:49 PM
I saw a new post in here and was really hoping that someone was going to say that we'd already rocketed him into the void of outer-space.
*sigh*

sweetness34
04-06-2007, 05:13 PM
Um no, this thread is not sinking to the bottom. Bump!

etk
04-06-2007, 05:14 PM
Um no, this thread is not sinking to the bottom. Bump!

So would you mind updating the list? We need as much power as possible!

sweetness34
04-06-2007, 05:16 PM
So would you mind updating the list? We need as much power as possible!

On Saturday, but sweetness is gettin' his game face on for tonight if ya know what I mean. :D

JoeMontainya
04-06-2007, 05:45 PM
I gotta sign this. Im a Buckeye fan first off, but dont think Im bias. I really like Brewer and Horford. CANNOT stand Noah. I wish he would go undrafted.

shavedaeyebrow2
04-06-2007, 05:48 PM
Down with Noah!

Phrost
04-06-2007, 07:07 PM
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/asailer/faces_of_noah.JPG
The faces of Noah.

They all have one thing in common...UGLY!! His dad must be hideous or just a weird mixture because his mom was like Ms. Sweden right?

SeanTaylorRIP
04-06-2007, 07:16 PM
His, Dad have no more to say as to why his son is so effed up:http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20061029/945_689033149_yan_femme_H171239_L.jpghttp://www.leblogfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/Mohamed/noah.jpg

KILLERSANTA
04-06-2007, 07:18 PM
Put me on, Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bantx
04-07-2007, 01:05 AM
doesn't noah look like ET?

bantx
04-07-2007, 01:06 AM
His, Dad have no more to say as to why his son is so effed up:http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20061029/945_689033149_yan_femme_H171239_L.jpghttp://www.leblogfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/Mohamed/noah.jpg

i hope those are tennis balls in his pockets....

HoopsDemon12
04-10-2007, 09:09 PM
sign me the **** up i hate this guy....wow i cant even look at him! it makes me sick to my stomach to think this guy would probably be in toronto if he came out last year:| thank god he stayed!

wiscbadgerfootball
04-10-2007, 09:47 PM
please add me

P-L
04-10-2007, 10:20 PM
How about we take a poll seeing who likes him, and then subtract those names from everyone in the world?