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DChess
04-03-2007, 10:07 PM
i would defitnaly get on her, i dont care if she's 8 foot 4.

anybody else with me on this

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 10:09 PM
She could dunk on my hoop any day!

*wink* *wink*

HawkeyeFan
04-03-2007, 10:10 PM
Damn right, she is so hot. And only 6'4 which isn't bad.

bored of education
04-03-2007, 10:11 PM
that ivory lata chick looks HIDEOUS

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:12 PM
that ivory lata chick looks HIDEOUS

shes so gross, especially when she screams

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 10:15 PM
shes so gross, especially when she screams

Oh so there is actually a woman Joakim Noah then eh? Wierd.

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:17 PM
Oh so there is actually a woman Joakim Noah then eh? Wierd.

imagine their kid

http://paulmakes.itgo.com/where/india/portrait/images/cochin_ugly_baby.jpg

yodabear
04-03-2007, 10:19 PM
She may go to Russia and get rich by playing b-ball, so I'd tap it.

YAYareaRB
04-03-2007, 10:20 PM
Too bad Sheldon Williams is dunkin' in her hoop..

KCJ58
04-03-2007, 10:22 PM
all my friends said they wouldnt hit that there crazy

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:23 PM
Too bad Sheldon Williams is dunkin' in her hoop..

i know, it gives me no hope

YAYareaRB
04-03-2007, 10:25 PM
i know, it gives me no hope

But since he's so ugly, I keep my chances slightly above none.

BuckNaked
04-03-2007, 10:27 PM
i know, it gives me no hope

You should fight him

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:28 PM
You should fight him

good call, well she's in cleveland, i should go downtown, and profess my love

RaiderNation
04-03-2007, 10:28 PM
shes pretty hot

ncst8fan83
04-03-2007, 10:30 PM
good call, well she's in cleveland, i should go downtown, and profess my love

i think there's a 2nd meaning somewhere in there, but i'm still trying to put my finger in..errr i mean..on it.

Acreboy
04-03-2007, 10:30 PM
Oh so there is actually a woman Joakim Noah then eh? Wierd.
I'm an LSU fan and that honor would go to Sylvia Fowles.

Candace Parker is too hot to be going out with Sheldon Williams.

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:32 PM
I'm an LSU fan and that honor would go to Sylvia Fowles.

Candace Parker is too hot to be going out with Sheldon Williams.

is that that huge amazon woman

BuckNaked
04-03-2007, 10:32 PM
I'm an LSU fan and that honor would go to Sylvia Fowles.

Candace Parker is too hot to be going out with Sheldon Williams.

I don't think I am as big as Sheldon Williams' forehead.

islandboy843
04-03-2007, 10:40 PM
Me and my friends always talk about which sportswomen we would get with.

YAYareaRB
04-03-2007, 10:41 PM
She should be on the next SI Swimsuit edition.

Vince Lombardi
04-03-2007, 10:41 PM
I don't know who she is, but in keeping with the theme of the thread; I'd let her give me a rim job!

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:41 PM
Me and my friends always talk about which sportswomen we would get with.

and...........


you kind cut your post a little short there

edgrenade
04-03-2007, 10:53 PM
I've been on the Candace Parker band wagon for a while now.

islandboy843
04-03-2007, 10:53 PM
oh my bad but i would hit that.

WMD
04-03-2007, 10:56 PM
I took her virginity.

DChess
04-03-2007, 10:58 PM
I took her virginity.

you bastard, you havent deflowered her this guy did

http://www.badensports.com/coach_image/pat.jpg

Acreboy
04-03-2007, 11:01 PM
is that that huge amazon woman

...

http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/sylvia_fowles.jpg

DChess
04-03-2007, 11:02 PM
...

http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/sylvia_fowles.jpg

ahhhhh she frightens me

etk
04-03-2007, 11:03 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0704/gallery.wncaa.tenn.behindscenes/images/016884614.jpg

I'd tap that and then go heckle AP (her brother) about it.

KCJ58
04-03-2007, 11:04 PM
I don't think I am as big as Sheldon Williams' forehead.

http://triple-tri.com/ttblog/media/SWewok.jpg

SuperMcGee
04-03-2007, 11:05 PM
I've been on the Candace Parker band wagon for a while now.

I'd like to get on her bandwagon

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 11:11 PM
...

http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/sylvia_fowles.jpg

That's a huge b*tch

-Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

P-L
04-03-2007, 11:13 PM
I took her virginity.

Well I took your virginity.

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 11:19 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0704/gallery.wncaa.tenn.behindscenes/images/016884614.jpg

I'd tap that and then go heckle AP (her brother) about it.

I'd tap it and then go tell her father "I nailed daughter now what!"

Acreboy
04-03-2007, 11:19 PM
Imagine if Fowles and Noah had a kid...

That would be one ugly kid but the most athletic kid ever.

DChess
04-03-2007, 11:20 PM
Imagine if Fowles and Noah had a kid...

That would be one ugly kid but the most athletic kid ever.

no check it

serena and lebron

WMD
04-03-2007, 11:24 PM
Well I took your virginity.

The mask and knife really weren't necessary.

Smokey Joe
04-03-2007, 11:24 PM
Im usually not into the dark meet... but I'd grab me a plate of that any day of the week and twice on sundays!

BigDawg819
04-03-2007, 11:29 PM
Im usually not into the dark meet... but I'd grab me a plate of that any day of the week and twice on sundays!

Mmmmmmm Biscuits and Gravy!

etk
04-03-2007, 11:38 PM
Mmmmmmm Biscuits and Gravy!

http://www.popeyesgulfcoast.com/images/im_pop-food.jpg

Worth breaking passover for.....

DChess
04-03-2007, 11:40 PM
this is the closest candace parker is going to be to me, i should make a run for it now, while i still have time..........

sweetness34
04-03-2007, 11:43 PM
this is the closest candace parker is going to be to me, i should make a run for it now, while i still have time..........

We want video proof if you do this.

Just dress up like a turtle and she'll think you're Sheldon. That should work.

DChess
04-03-2007, 11:46 PM
We want video proof if you do this.

Just dress up like a turtle and she'll think you're Sheldon. That should work.

genius................or i should just straight shoot from my heart and tell her how i really feel......




ill dress up as a turtle

Green Bay Scat
04-03-2007, 11:50 PM
i was thinkin, why not make a thread about the ugliest chicks in the NCAAW or WNBA, just to laugh at, but then that would be crewl

GB12
04-03-2007, 11:53 PM
I have a friend that looks like Sheldon Williams, except he's white. I also have a white friend that looks exactly like 50 cent.

etk
04-03-2007, 11:55 PM
I have a friend that looks like Sheldon Williams, except he's white.

I can see that happening. All he needs is an eye on each ear and white skin

Green Bay Scat
04-03-2007, 11:55 PM
I have a friend, that looks like he fell in acid, and his skin started to melt then dried. Plus his fingers are like 2inches thick. freak....(sausage fingers)

bearsfan_51
04-03-2007, 11:58 PM
Just for the record, there's no such thing as an Amazon woman. It's like the Lockness Monster of Bigfoot.

Ok carry on.

Green Bay Scat
04-04-2007, 12:02 AM
isnt an Amazon a woman warrior?

bearsfan_51
04-04-2007, 12:04 AM
isnt an Amazon a woman warrior?
A mythical one yes. When the Portuguese explored what is now called the Amazon they expected to find these women, in part because other indigenous groups told them there were warlike women (they also said a lot of other untrue ****), that's why it's called the Amazon.

TitleTown088
04-04-2007, 12:51 AM
I think her name is actually cantdance parker. Her size 22 holves would be all over you.

Tubby
04-04-2007, 12:56 AM
A mythical one yes. When the Portuguese explored what is now called the Amazon they expected to find these women, in part because other indigenous groups told them there were warlike women (they also said a lot of other untrue ****), that's why it's called the Amazon.

They were cyclops boobed.

TheChampIsHere
04-04-2007, 01:39 AM
You should fight him

Yeah I could take him no problem

SeanTaylorRIP
04-04-2007, 09:37 AM
Sorry Raptors fans but she's better than her brother.

Vikes99ej
04-04-2007, 09:58 AM
Who's her brother again?

SeanTaylorRIP
04-04-2007, 10:21 AM
Who's her brother again?

Tony Parker, no Anthony Parker aka Euro Jordon of the Raptors, well I guess he can go by Tony Parker too.

JCutlery
04-04-2007, 12:28 PM
I'd hit it.

Titans10
04-04-2007, 12:30 PM
She's definatly hot

I'd beat

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 02:30 PM
I'd take her out to a nice seafood dinner and call her in the morning!

SuperMcGee
04-04-2007, 03:08 PM
You know who else has been looking good is that Paula Creamer.