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doingthisinsteadofwork
04-03-2007, 11:43 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9AFO01&show_article=1


"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,"
pretty weird.but not totally suprised.

Green Bay Scat
04-03-2007, 11:44 PM
whos keith richards?

DChess
04-03-2007, 11:45 PM
whos keith richards?

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ElectricEye
04-03-2007, 11:46 PM
Wow. Now that's something you don't hear everyday lol.

Green Bay Scat
04-03-2007, 11:54 PM
he was talkin earns? next hes gonna talk about miliking anything with nipples...

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 12:46 AM
Now we know his secret to immortality, he snorts your soul!

WMD
04-04-2007, 01:04 AM
What goes off in your brain that makes you decide.... Hey, I think i'll snort my dads ashes. Idiot.

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 01:05 AM
What goes off in your brain that makes you decide.... Hey, I think i'll snort my dads ashes. Idiot.

Heavy years of constant drug abuse.

KCJ58
04-04-2007, 02:02 AM
wow snorted ur fathers ashes thats low man

MaxV
04-04-2007, 07:58 AM
When I heard this story on my car radio this morning, I damn near got into an accident.

He acctually said that his father wouldn't have cared.

Somehow I doubt that.

Jughead10
04-04-2007, 08:04 AM
Keith Richards is the man. Whatever he is doing, he is doing it right. I am still amazed how a older frail man like himself still puts on an unbelievable show. The Stones still rock hard live in concert.

ccB
04-04-2007, 08:13 AM
One day when a nuclear bomb destroys the earth only Keith Richards and Cochroaches will remain

MaxV
04-04-2007, 08:34 AM
Keith Richards is the man. Whatever he is doing, he is doing it right. I am still amazed how a older frail man like himself still puts on an unbelievable show. The Stones still rock hard live in concert.

Dude, I'm a fan of the Stones too, but if what he said is true then Richards no longer qualifies of being called "man".

Jughead10
04-04-2007, 08:35 AM
Dude, I'm a fan of the Stones too, but if what he said is true then Richards no longer qualifies of being called "man".

True. He should then be called "the dude". Similar to the Big Lebowski. Because they rock equally hard.

Vince Lombardi
04-04-2007, 08:36 AM
whos keith richards?

asking that should be an automatic -50 rep :rolleyes:

Keith also shot heroin into his eye socket, also know as a Jumping Jack Flash.

MaxV
04-04-2007, 08:39 AM
True. He should then be called "the dude". Similar to the Big Lebowski. Because they rock equally hard.

Richards is more of a "thing".

Vince Lombardi
04-04-2007, 09:24 AM
Richards is more of a "thing".

I would say more of a Godly entity.

NYmoney
04-04-2007, 11:08 AM
his manager announced that Richards was joking, but I don't believe that he was for a second.

terribletowel39
04-04-2007, 11:14 AM
asking that should be an automatic -50 rep :rolleyes:

Keith also shot heroin into his eye socket, also know as a Jumping Jack Flash.

if the Jumping Jack Flash is true, thats almost as Fed up as the ashes thing. and yes it should be -50 for not knowing who this god like figure is.

UKfan
04-04-2007, 11:37 AM
Apparently he didn't just snort them on their own, he mixed the ashes in with some blow i read somewhere.

UKfan
04-04-2007, 11:41 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6524661.stm

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow," he told NME. Richards' father, Bert, died at the age of 84 in 2002.

jagsfreak27
04-04-2007, 11:50 AM
Thats one crazt m effa

JCutlery
04-04-2007, 12:26 PM
The majority of Hollywodd is addicted to yayo.

NYmoney
04-04-2007, 12:36 PM
The majority of Hollywodd is addicted to yayo.

that's right...the majority of Hollywood calls some bloke in CO to tell him they're hopped up on coke.

JCutlery
04-04-2007, 12:39 PM
that's right...the majority of Hollywood calls some bloke in CO to tell him they're hopped up on coke.

Nobody called me actually. I just read and watch television like any normal person. :rolleyes:

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-04-2007, 02:19 PM
asking that should be an automatic -50 rep :rolleyes:

Keith also shot heroin into his eye socket, also know as a Jumping Jack Flash.

My teacher saw an Australian hooker doing that.

But yeah, snorting your father is disgusting. It would be different if he thought it was coke or something, but it sounds like he consciously knew.

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 02:59 PM
Keith Richards truly is the Man, the Myth, the Legend.

http://southdakotapolitics.blogs.com/south_dakota_politics/images/keithrichards.jpg

Ravens1991
04-04-2007, 03:03 PM
Keith Richards truly is the Man, the Myth, the Legend.

http://southdakotapolitics.blogs.com/south_dakota_politics/images/keithrichards.jpg

Toonster is not Keith Richards

BuckNaked
04-04-2007, 03:07 PM
How ****** up do you have to be to snort your cremated dad's ashes?

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 03:07 PM
Maybe Keith Richards is Toonster?

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 03:08 PM
How ****** up do you have to be to snort your cremated dad's ashes?

See the above attached pic and figure out how ****** up he is and that'll answer your question.

Sly
04-04-2007, 03:16 PM
It takes a certain dedication to getting high to make you snort the ashes of your dead father. I think if we all showed that kind of committment, we could be like rock & roll gods at whatever we set our mind to!

Makes you wonder what else he's tried to snort. I would think your dead daddy's ashes would come later down the line in your experiments..
"Well, there was the time I tried to snort some old motor oil...but it was only 30 weight and didn't give much of a buzz..."

terribletowel39
04-04-2007, 03:51 PM
Maybe Keith Richards is Toonster?

that would be the ultimate. a rock legend with lots and lots of football knowledge.

JPLUFF
04-04-2007, 03:54 PM
Still better than heroin.

bearsfan_51
04-04-2007, 04:00 PM
Maybe Keith Richards is Toonster?
Toonsterwu is short for Tony Wu, so I kinda doubt it.

TitleTown088
04-04-2007, 04:13 PM
None of you are worthy of talking badly about Keith.

Moses
04-04-2007, 05:04 PM
This never happened. It was just a joke.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1556258/20070403/rolling_stones.jhtml

JCutlery
04-04-2007, 05:38 PM
This never happened. It was just a joke.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1556258/20070403/rolling_stones.jhtml

Umm.. yeah right.

Moses
04-04-2007, 05:41 PM
Umm.. yeah right.

It looks like a pretty obvious case of the media taking something out of context to me...

JCutlery
04-04-2007, 05:46 PM
It looks like a pretty obvious case of the media taking something out of context to me...

Read this (http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/27515). No one took anything out of context, it was quoted out of an interview.

Moses
04-04-2007, 05:48 PM
Read this (http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/27515). No one took anything out of context, it was quoted out of an interview.

You can't tell his tone of voice from reading a quotation. He could easily have been saying it as a joke.

JCutlery
04-04-2007, 05:50 PM
You can't tell his tone of voice from reading a quotation. He could easily have been saying it as a joke.

I'm sorry, but that's not a joke unless you're one sick S.O.B. And he didn't say it was a joke until he realized everybody was so appauled by it. The guy has done so much white in his life anyways, I wouldn't be surprised if it screwed him up in the head.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-04-2007, 06:00 PM
I dunno, snorting your father's ashes on PURPOSE?? That's just messed up, I think he might have been joking.

Sly
04-04-2007, 06:35 PM
I don't really care if it's a joke or real but real would be just a bit more morbid and funny at the same time.
I'm sorry...I'm just a little sick...

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 06:46 PM
I don't really care if it's a joke or real but real would be just a bit more morbid and funny at the same time.
I'm sorry...I'm just a little sick...

You're not sick, you're perverse. It sounds better. :D

Jay
04-04-2007, 10:38 PM
Reminds me of the Dennis Leary joke where he talked about Keith Richards saying kids shouldn't take drugs and Dennis Leary saying they can't because Keith did them all and now they are going to have to wait until he dies to smoke his ashes...

ElectricEye
04-04-2007, 10:39 PM
Reminds me of the Dennis Leary joke where he talked about Keith Richards saying kids shouldn't take drugs and Dennis Leary saying they can't because Keith did them all and now they are going to have to wait until he dies to smoke his ashes...

Dennis Leary is the man.
And come on guys...we're treating the guy unfairly. How many of us can actually say we haven't snorted the ashes of a family member mixed with coke at one time or another? Give him a break.
I'm not completely sure I believe all of this lol. Knowing Keith Richards, he might have been on something when he said it.

BigDawg819
04-04-2007, 10:40 PM
Reminds me of the Dennis Leary joke where he talked about Keith Richards saying kids shouldn't take drugs and Dennis Leary saying they can't because Keith did them all and now they are going to have to wait until he dies to smoke his ashes...

I remember that bit it was hilarious! :D That and the NyQuil bit: "Big N little y Big F*CKING Q!"

Shiver
04-05-2007, 12:53 AM
If true, the most jacked up thing I have ever heard, ever. Seriously, that would make Ozzie Osbourne look like a *****.

locseti
04-05-2007, 02:31 AM
I bet he got so high

ElectricEye
04-05-2007, 05:00 AM
The official statement from the Stones site.
The story currently circulating around the net that Keith snorted his Dad's ashes with some cocaine is totally untrue. To set the record straight, Keith has sent us the following statement:

"The complete story is lost in the usual slanting! The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak . I took the lid off the box of ashes and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide."
Yet he said he did. So he's either a liar....or he really did snort his fathers ashes. I'm leaning towards the latter of the two. It's the cooler scenario.

eacantdraft
04-05-2007, 07:07 AM
I believe what Richards said the first time around. He did snort his father's ashes. Why would anyone even joke about it if they didn't really do it? Just thinking about it is sick. The denials are damage controll. Sure took them a long time to issue a denial statement.

BigDawg819
04-05-2007, 02:22 PM
I say good for him if he did. That way he knows his dad will always be with him! :D